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Eli types like fucking Jayden Smith, capitalizing the First Letter In Every Word, But With Way More Typos.
My God, That Is Fucking Stupid.
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ADamnDjinn said:
Eli types like fucking Jayden Smith, capitalizing the First Letter In Every Word, But With Way More Typos.
My God, That Is Fucking Stupid.
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Maybe it has something to do with the text settings on his phone. Mine has a setting that capitalizes every word.

(Also, off topic: why does almost every picture of this kid look like he's about to bust out crying?)
 
BillRiley said:
Maybe it has something to do with the text settings on his phone. Mine has a setting that capitalizes every word.

(Also, off topic: why does almost every picture of this kid look like he's about to bust out crying?)
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It's his default look, always look like you're either about to cry or that you're squinting due to the sun shining in your eyes.
 
Looks like Super Agent Eli might be going on anouther mission soon!

Ready your asses!
 
BillRiley said:
Maybe it has something to do with the text settings on his phone. Mine has a setting that capitalizes every word.

(Also, off topic: why does almost every picture of this kid look like he's about to bust out crying?)
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He once sent a tweet without capitalizing the first letter of every word, deleted it, and then resent it with the first letter of every word capitalized. It was posted here somewhere; I think he was tweeting to Tyce at the time.
 
I loved how in furgazone when Tyce is trying to make Jace admit that he's black, and Jace is panicing because he's scared Eli won't be able to find his way back home. I don't know why but I just thought it was heartwarming in a weird way.
 
Broseph Stalin said:
Wait, this shit about the fleshlight. Does anybody have a source? Eli does crazy shit, but this sounds like some Chris level lolcow shit.
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When Tyce confronted him about it on Twitter, Eli indirectly confirmed it by saying drinking cum was healthy. After Tyce made fun of him and called him a feg Eli deleted the tweet, backpedaled, and accused Tyce of lying.
 
Without CWCki, I would never have thought that not one, but two men like to drink their own semen.

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Out of the three mouseketeers, Eli is the one whose mere existence pisses me off. He lacks all self-awareness (possibly because he is high all the time), fails at everything, never learns from his mistakes, and somehow still thinks that he's hot shit. Compare that to Jace, who realizes that he has fucked up, gets visibly flustered and makes up elaborate explanations to save face. I just don't find Eli's dumb fumbling quite as amusing.
 
Cute Anime Girl said:
Why.

Why the fuck would you give out this information.
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:eli:=:stupid:

Varis said:
Out of the three mouseketeers, Eli is the one whose mere existence pisses me off. He lacks all self-awareness (possibly because he is high all the time), fails at everything, never learns from his mistakes, and somehow still thinks that he's hot shit. Compare that to Jace, who realizes that he has fucked up, gets visibly flustered and makes up elaborate explanations to save face. I just don't find Eli's dumb fumbling quite as amusing.
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Agreed. Eli's folks could open all sorts of doors for him if just put down the fucking bong. Such wasted potential, but I take him way too seriously.
 
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