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Hey Daily Teens
Eli Here Typin This Shit From A Stolen Wifi Lol #Hacked Like I Just Made This Vid Cuz I Kinda Just Got Back From Canada,Recorded This Earlier 2Day I Know U Guyz Havent Heard From DN In A While I Guess Jacez Mom Flipped Shit At Him Cuz Da FBI Took Hiz Computer Away After Da Brianna Wu Shit And Idk Where Tyce Is I Think Hez In Ohio But Like I Basically Got Arrest In Fuckin Canada Cuz Of This Shit Where I Broke Into This Fuckin Computer Building N Startd Wailin At Computerz N Shit Wit My Sword Cuz I Thought Thats Where They Were Hostin Th Brianna Wu Tumblr Servers I Was Tryn 2 Kill TrannyNet But I Guess I Was Wrong Cuz It Was Tha Canadia Broadcast Center And I Just Broke A Few Of Their Comps But Like The Judge Basically Said Fuck U Ur Goin 2 Jail And I Was Like Thats Whack Dude And Now Im Back On These Streets Lookin Mean N Lookin 2 Party With Some Chicks Or Maybe Some Fuckin Coronas Who Knows Lol Gotta Get Back 2 The States First Haha Comander Says Hes Got A Mish 4 Me So Who Knows Peace Bros Eli Out
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Also Eli has dreads now.
 
What's with the kneepads?

Also, Eli doesn't even know what state he's in. He thinks he's in New Hampshire, but that's the Wells Amtrak Station in Maine. He really is this stupid.
 
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That person sat next to him on the bench and listened to the whole thing with surprisingly little reaction.
 
Eli is so sweet and innocent. He is just making his way across the country. By next week he will be shanked by black kids in Chicago after he tries to make his way to a new hampshire McDonalds.
 
I like the person sitting next to him nervously wringing their hands as Eli talks about the Commander and being in prison.
 
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