💼 Careercow Ella Dawson - Erotica Writer, Hill-Shill, SJW, Is only famous for telling everyone she has herpes.

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King n Yellow said:
Wow, so in her "I HAVE TUMBLR PTSD AND WORDS ARE TRIGGERING PLS GIB ASSPATS AND DONATIONS" ramble she's laid out how and when we can best make her chimp out:
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"We need to have a real conversation about X" is probably one of the most overused SJW phrases, it's quickly becoming the next "check your privilege".
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Saying mean words on the internet is cruel and dangerous. Knowingly infecting people with an STD is okay.
 
If she actually goes to help women in geniune need, she would probably catch yellow fever, malaria, dengue and all sort of nasties just because she refused vacination like she refused protection.

Then she will spend the limited resources cry-typing on twitter on how suffering it is and priotizing herself over the ones she meant to care for.

I find it funny when the farms give her true and honest attention and she thought we are insensitive twats and unkind trolls. We listen to your fustrations, Ella ! Yet you swat our feels away.
 
this is all from only three posts because I can't be bothered to read any more of this self-congratulatory hot garbage.

I had my first panic attack the day an article was written about me in the Washington Post.

The last year has been a series of viral shit shows—that time I was on BuzzFeed, that time I inadvertently became Media Twitter’s catnip in a rapidly spiraling feud with News Genius, that time a hashtag I started was co-opted by MRAs

but then I fell apart again after finishing my TEDx talk in April.

wondering if my ex-boyfriend had watched my TEDx talk and wanted to kill me

I spent eight days in the Canadian Rockies listening to brilliant speakers at TED Summit

Working a conference always requires leaving my personal life behind, no phone calls to family, no interviews with Teen Vogue

And of course, you know you’ve made it when people make videos screaming at you on YouTube.

I recruited two of my guy friends to moderate my social media pages while I, oh right, gave my TEDx talk that same fucking weekend.

P.S. This essay wasn’t uplifting. Sorry about that. My TEDx talk is pretty optimistic if you’re in need of a pep talk.

I was a campus celebrity of sorts, and having me on his arm set him apart from the other boys in his class. Earlier that same year I had taken over running Unlocked, the “art and sexuality magazine,” which made me something of a status symbol

I knew I had more social clout than these underclassmen—at that point I was a senior in addition to Unlocked’s editor-in-chief.

I traveled internationally for work and focused most of my attention on preparing for my TEDx talk in the spring.

Evan sat in this bed with me and watched an early filmed version of my TEDx talk. He told me I was the bravest person he’d ever known
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King n Yellow said:
Wow, so in her "I HAVE TUMBLR PTSD AND WORDS ARE TRIGGERING PLS GIB ASSPATS AND DONATIONS" ramble she's laid out how and when we can best make her chimp out:
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"We need to have a real conversation about X" is probably one of the most overused SJW phrases, it's quickly becoming the next "check your privilege".
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Breaking news, Ella Dawson thinks someone asking why the hell she'd want to be known as the Queen of Herpes is threatening! What a world we live in, Norman! And now over to Steve for the weather...
 
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randomfarmer said:
So, she is a budget Charlie Sheen?
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Dunno. We could get her drunk to try and find out, but drinking tends to decrease personal and sexual inhibitions and I really don't want to be indirectly responsible for her spreading her incurable, sometimes highly dangerous STD around, even if it is a once off occasion.
 
The real reason she says STDs are inevitable is that she contracted one herself. Because this way she doesn't have to face the ugly truth that she made a stupid mistake. People tend to be less harsh if they know that something wasn't your own fault. But this route doesn't work if the ugly condition could have been possibly averted by applying some fucking common sense.
 
Kartoffel said:
The real reason she says STDs are inevitable is that she contracted one herself. Because this way she doesn't have to face the ugly truth that she made a stupid mistake. People tend to be less harsh if they know that something wasn't your own fault. But this route doesn't work if the ugly condition could have been possibly averted by applying some fucking common sense.
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Recently I've found common sense to be not that common. Maybe uncommon-sense or rare-sense would be the better term. To the offices of the Oxford dictionary!
 
Dynastia said:
Is sitting in the front of a bus?

Fundamental human rights aren't the only things worth fighting for. A societal shift in unhealthy attitudes is, too. She is just saying that society is viciously toxic towards people who are suffering from STI's and you all are proving her point pretty well. Seriously, why does her medical condition make you guys so furious?
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I think it's less rage and more, "it's funny that this lady has such a dramatic, vocal relationship with her STD." Granted, it would be funnier if she were a rectal prolapse advocate instead, but it's still pretty humorous.
 
Phyllis Schafly is 2016's apology for taking Prince and Bowie from us. - Ella Dawsom

Be kind to each other. - Ella Dawson
 
Ella if you are serious about "raising awareness" you need to not stop at herpes, but get more std's this becoming a professional std collector.

That way you can vouch for Gonoreah, Hep C, the clap, syphillus, aids, etc. and plus think of all those poor microorganisms, bacteria, and fungus (HEY they are living creatures too!) that are in need of that expired fish market you got down there) that they could call their home!
 
Another day, another cry for attention:
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Holy shit this is fucking gold. So, let me get this straight. You decide to inform the world about your STD (great choice btw) and have the nerve to be butthurt when people react to it negatively? I know that these people are of the mindset that all attention is good attention, but this is a bit much.
Being dubbed the "queen of herpes" by the Internet myself has its downsides
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No fucking shit. Maybe in the future, refrain from disclosing that information.

Everyone is aware of herpes, btw. No need for "conversation". Inb4 she starts doing porn to "start a conversation" about how beautiful diseased vaginas are. Great find.
 
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Gross.

So are we sending a field agent to her funeral after her inevitable suicide?
 
Hyperion said:
inevitable suicide
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Idk man, this chick seems to have too much TRUE and HONEST love for herself to harm herself in any way that doesn't involve her vagina. I feel like suicide just isn't edgy enough for Ella.
 
What I'm seeing here is a personal tragedy turned into a fucking fiasco. Pardon the pun.

Also, STD pride is so 1400s. Put your Crown of Venus away.
 
ITT - An attention whore's Narcissism is confused for Activism.

It's been a while since we've seen someone so hell bent on making the entire world they perceive about them.

She must have been an insufferable bitch in middle and high school. I bet her first period was met with a cake, parade and a 2hr speech on how the CEO of Tampax contacted her personally to commend her on her bravery through it all.
 
Let this be a PSA to all the parental kiwis; if your daughter wants to do gender studies you slap her down like an Irish wife or your little girl will invariably end up using that time, effort and money you invested to become famous for either wanting to have or riding a dick.
 
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