💼 Careercow Ella Dawson - Erotica Writer, Hill-Shill, SJW, Is only famous for telling everyone she has herpes.

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Lalala said:
Let this be a PSA to all the parental kiwis; if your daughter wants to do gender studies you slap her down like an Irish wife or your little girl will invariably end up using that time, effort and money you invested to become famous for either wanting to have or riding a dick.
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I don't have a problem with them studying that. Only if I'm paying for it, they're gonna study something worthwhile or not go to university and get a job instead.
 
She reminds me of a song:

She gave me her mind
And she gave me her body
But it seems to me
That she gave it to anybody
And she gave me her heart
And she gave me her soul
And a great big worn out
Empty hole
But how was I to know that she had been there before?
She told me she was a virgin, but I shoulda known.
She was number 999 on the clinical list
And I had to fall in love
With that dirty little bitch

She's got the JACK

EDIT: mfw people don't get the reference
 
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I love how every little thing she writes about herself is completely self-aggrandizing. Nothing in Ella's world is insignificant. She's the queen of herpes, famous on her college campus, and creator of every famous twitter hashtag known to man... not just some chick with crotch sores who spends too much time shitting up the internet.
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
I love how every little thing she writes about herself is completely self-aggrandizing. Nothing in Ella's world is insignificant. She's the queen of herpes, famous on her college campus, and creator of every famous twitter hashtag known to man... not just some chick with crotch sores who spends too much time shitting up the internet.
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I think we can rule out her being (in)famous on her college campus for anything but bragging about how she has herpes
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
I love how every little thing she writes about herself is completely self-aggrandizing. Nothing in Ella's world is insignificant. She's the queen of herpes, famous on her college campus, and creator of every famous twitter hashtag known to man... not just some chick with crotch sores who spends too much time shitting up the internet.
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Shes famous in the same way a girl in my uni was famous for spreading em for anyone who'd buy her some shots and a kebab, they just can't tell that not all attention is positive attention.
 
Wait who's this b-

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Oh, another one of these huh...
 
It isn't even an interesting disease. Or terribly stigmatizing one. Nobody would notice most of the time if it weren't for her desire for recognition. Besides taking once a day medication to not spread it around, does she even have to face any constant effects from her condition? If not she's lamenting about suffering so she can actually suffer. How thoughtful of her...
 
registereduser said:
Herpes isn't that a big deal either way.
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Tell that to Ella Dawson. Then make her shut the fuck about her not big deal. We'll wait. Don't forget screen captures.

She also really knows how to pick supremely shitty boyfriends, I'm sure dad and her have a stupendous relationship between them or between him and her mom.
 
lol I am calm. You don't think you can talk her into hushing up about the labia blistering either, huh? Maybe her now infested boyfriend can backhand her into silence instead then for the world's general benefit.

It's hilarious watching her oscillate wildly between 'pay attention to my genital sores' and 'you're being mean to me by paying attention to my genital sores that I won't stop telling you about.' Milk like that is always in demand around here. Plus, let's face it, she probably hasn't signed up here . . . yet. We'll see a 'big' deal being made at that point, not a moment sooner I predict.
 
Harakudoshi said:
She reminds me of a song:

She gave me her mind
And she gave me her body
But it seems to me
That she gave it to anybody
And she gave me her heart
And she gave me her soul
And a great big worn out
Empty hole
But how was I to know that she had been there before?
She told me she was a virgin, but I shoulda known.
She was number 999 on the clinical list
And I had to fall in love
With that dirty little bitch

She's got the JACK

EDIT: mfw people don't get the reference
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Maybe it's because it's the Live Version and not the Studio Version? Also I think "The Jack" is Australian slang, so maybe Dynastia would realize what you were saying but not most members :story:.
 
Ravelord said:
Maybe it's because it's the Live Version and not the Studio Version? Also I think "The Jack" is Australian slang, so maybe Dynastia would realize what you were saying but not most members :story:.
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The studio version isn't as blatant. And it's a fair wager that most people on here don't know the lyrics to less famous AC/DC songs. And to be fair, 'Jack' is slang for gonorrhoea rather than herpes
 
For reasons best known to itself youtube was recommending an Undoomed video from a year ago to me
"Herpes Activist? Are you serious?" falling to curiosity I clicked it and it is about an article on Salon by Ella

Had a quick skim through the thread and couldn't see that anyone had posted the video so,

 
Mary Lee Walsh said:
Ella if you are serious about "raising awareness" you need to not stop at herpes, but get more std's this becoming a professional std collector.

That way you can vouch for Gonoreah, Hep C, the clap, syphillus, aids, etc. and plus think of all those poor microorganisms, bacteria, and fungus (HEY they are living creatures too!) that are in need of that expired fish market you got down there) that they could call their home!
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And crab lice. Don't forget the crabs!
 
January Cyst said:
Her parents in good ol' Blighty must be chuffed to see her daughter advertising her lascivious behaviour and stds.
Do we have dox?
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Lascivious behaviour frankly wouldn't annoy me, had I children, as long as they were over 18 because then they're big enough and ugly enough to look out for themselves. If they end up getting their green wings, it's their own silly fault 9 times out of 10.
 
I read through all of this an I am grateful that she didn't get something worse or people would be in even MORE trouble.
 
Some updates. Sadly I didn't get any of her post-election salt since I was busy at the time and she tweets at least one tweet every minute.

As we see with the common sjw, she can't argue for shit and when someone, just mildly critiques her she blows up.
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http://archive.is/R4ldN

A tl;dr twitter rant ahead:
Ella ree's about Milo Yunnopolis "inciting violence" (It's never the far-left that does it at these events though) and appearing on a TV show she probably doesn't watch, never watches, and doesn't have to watch. Then says the solution is that anyone banned from twitter shouldn't have a right to speak anywhere. It's totally not censorship though because only the right wing is violent and Milo is the cause of it and violates the constitution that she has no understanding of.
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http://archive.is/2kH30
 
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