Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Ambient Occlusion]

I've seen quite a few people unironically post that "10 hours of punching nazis" comic in random places I frequent. Seems like she hit it big with lefty crowd and will fuel her dumb political memes for people that can't order a pizza without having a panic attack.

 

[Ghostse]

I've seen quite a few people unironically post that "10 hours of punching nazis" comic in random places I frequent. Seems like she hit it big with lefty crowd and will fuel her dumb political memes for people that can't order a pizza without having a panic attack.

I mean everyone loves punching socialists.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

New comic posted on Reddit!

People associate "mid-life crisis" with men, but it's a particular kind of psychological downward spiral to be a formerly young, attractive woman who can't accept her transition into middle-age. All roads seem to lead to Rome in this regard for PizzaCake, everything she posts seems in some way related to a massive insecurity that men are going to stop viewing her as an object of desire. If you keep that in mind it all makes sense.

 

[Ghostse]

People associate "mid-life crisis" with men, but it's a particular kind of psychological downward spiral to be a formerly young, attractive woman who can't accept her transition into middle-age. All roads seem to lead to Rome in this regard for PizzaCake, everything she posts seems in some way related to a massive insecurity that men are going to stop viewing her as an object of desire. If you keep that in mind it all makes sense.

Its the final stages of "the wall"
Women who developed an actual personality aren't hit as hard because they have attractive qualities that aren't purely physical. Girls who relied on "a 7 who gives you the time of day is better than a 10 who won't" to get through life suddenly find themselves in a pickle as now that they have the ass of a 70 year old man no one is willing to put up with their bullshit anymore.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

She posted this this morning

 

[AnOminous]

She posted this this morning
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He probably had it coming. Still, what an absolute pussy, getting punched out by a four year old. What a fag.

 

[Sock Tuah]

He probably had it coming. Still, what an absolute pussy, getting punched out by a four year old. What a fag.

He shouldn’t have fucked Stephen Miller’s wife. Although that’s kind of a bizarre thing for pizzacake to judge, seeing as she’s into that shit.

 

[WonderWino]

She posted this this morning
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You'd think somebody who has kids would be well aware that kids can do shit like that. I've seen it happen a few times. Hell my dog once gave me a black eye when she turned her head suddenly after hearing a loud noise outside and slammed her nose straight into my eye, damn near knocked me on my ass. Grandparents had a big swiss mountain dog that was one of those big, clumsy and stupid dogs that loved to run at people and knocked a few across the yard giving them running headbutts cause it was too stupid to know when to stop in time

So yeah I can absolutely believe a kid did that to him

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

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..... I'm going to go shave my legs now.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

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Nobody wants to see your caveman legs, overgrown pits, or stank bush, Ellen! Except your simps, nasty motherfuckers.

 

[Marche]

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Why is she doing this 2013 feminist body hair shit in 2025
Grow up lady

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why is she doing this 2013 feminist body hair shit in 2025
Grow up lady

It's come up again recently... but she should do her research better.

Current discourse is troons complaining: normal women who say that you don't have to shave your body hair are committing a hecking gender euphoria invalidarino. And Ellen's just thrown in her hat on the side of the TERFs!

 

[Run Escape]

Why is she doing this 2013 feminist body hair shit in 2025
Grow up lady

All she does is bring up shit that was in vogue 10-15 years ago.

It's like two decades of whining that nobody ever paid any attention to spills out because she has an audience for now.

"B-body hair amirite???" while other women would also say the world's most vilest shit about each other if someone dared to show up with pit hair and an unshaven upper lip.

 

[KRAINOS]

All she does is bring up shit that was in vogue 10-15 years ago.

It's like two decades of whining that nobody ever paid any attention to spills out because she has an audience for now.

"B-body hair amirite???" while other women would also say the world's most vilest shit about each other if someone dared to show up with pit hair and an unshaven upper lip.

Wise man said:
"No one hates women more than other women."

 

[The Hardest R]

Her post about hating obesity sheds more light on her husband. It gives more evidence that their relationship dynamic is a lot like Anisa and Ian.

Guarantee he doesn't like the OF shit but goes along with it anyways because he's a spineless cuck.

These open relationships rarely are truly open. It’s just one does whatever they feel like while the other one complies to stay for the kids or avoid divorce.

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I always enjoy it when these losers uglify themselves to own da chuds. Can’t wait until she decides long hair is a product of the patriarchy and now she must shave her head bald but grow out her body hair.

 

[Ghostse]

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Nobody wants to see your caveman legs, overgrown pits, or stank bush, Ellen! Except your simps, nasty motherfuckers.

Tired: Vials of Gamer Girl Bathwater
Wired: Baggies of Retarded OnlyFans Thot Pubes.

Wise man said:
"No one hates women more than other women."

Your wise man is dead wrong
Troons. Troons hate women more than other women.
inb4 women voted for troon politics thus forcing troons on other women

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

She makes points in the worst ways. I think it's a stupid beauty standard. It was just brought up to sell more razors.

Ellen could bring that up, but she doesn't research anything. Just farts on her keyboard.
Edit: New threads posts! I think she's admitting the gay one is a repost.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

She makes points in the worst ways. I think it's a stupid beauty standard. It was just brought up to sell more razors.

Ellen could bring that up, but she doesn't research anything. Just farts on her keyboard.
Edit: New threads posts! I think she's admitting the gay one is a repost.
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By “gutted the DEI initiative” what she really means is that we hired someone based on their work ethic and experience instead of just being gay.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Being a furry doesn't make you part of the LGBT, Ellen. Even though you want to fuck ninja turtles.