🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

The school absolutely did not call her asking her to be the support worker for her kid to allow him to attend school during this strike. I don't give a fuck what she claims that did not happen

Anybody acting as a support worker in a school like that is required by law to attend a ten month college program to obtain a teaching assistance or educational assistance diploma. Any student that has any kind of special needs requirement - which by her own admission her son does, also requires additional specialized training to be allowed to do what she is claiming they asked her to do. I will say it again, this is an explicit legal requirement in nova scotia. The school could get into major legal trouble just for asking her to do this, let alone allowing it. No way any school is that stupid. Not to mention if somebody reported her porn history, the fact she isn't licensed for this kind of stuff and the whole using her kids props in her homemade porn and her selling porn, to say nothing about her looney history on the internet, to the appropriate authorities, the media or any other parents, both she and the school would be absolutely fucked

She's beyond radioactive as far as being anywhere near a school doing that job. Doesn't matter if its voluntary, doesn't matter if its for her kid. She is explicitly not allowed to do it
 
Except for her Threads activity (still lower than the usual), I'm actually surprised how little Ellen has actually posted. Still not perfecr, but she's touching grass while taking her kids out of school and not giving a fuck about her needy cats.
She did, however, post this on Patreon.
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No idea what this could be, except that it is in the Xtra tier (so it's porn).
 
One of my favorite parts about Ellen's generally insanity/retardation is how specifically millenial coded it is. The paradigms and trends (or views on modern trends) are all about exactly 10-20 or so years outbof date, and her mannerisms are just peak millenial
 
WonderWino said:
The school absolutely did not call her asking her to be the support worker for her kid to allow him to attend school during this strike. I don't give a fuck what she claims that did not happen
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Me when I make up shit in my head that didn't happen
 
Guys...apologies for doublepost...but I...
I have realised something dreadful.

First, something lighter, to ease us into the misery we are about to encounter.
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And, once again, Ellen doesn't acknowledge Article 11 of The Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
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Now...let's get to the painful stuff.

Ellen has been on vacation to a total of four countries (Outside of Canada, of course, where she went to Toronto (I'll explain it when we talk about Despite The Virus), Montreal and Niagara Falls (Wedding, layover at Ontario).
These were, in order, USA (Specifically, Boston (Proof in part 12, when I get analysing Ellen's past some more) and both Disney park locations (Orlando, Miami and Anaheim), UK (Birmingham, proof, once again, when we get to part 12), Ireland (Dublin) and Iceland.

Now, we can ignore Boston, Birmingham and Dublin since these happened all the way near the start of Jeff and Ellen's relationship (Albeit Birmingham seems to have, at least partially, been for work purposes).

As I have told you before, the US trips were all to Disney park locations, both of them.
Ellen has used the opportunity to take some pics for Patreon, of course.

Iceland?
Not really sure.
Not to divulge too deeply in something I attempt to explain in a lot more deeper in a later part of the psycho analysis, the trip of Iceland seems to have been Jeff making up for the negative backlash Ellen has recieved for her "Talk" post.
He has bought her a ring around that time too, appearing for the first time in the final pre Iceland cosplay she released, Canada Day.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Of course, she released several photos from there too.
As for where she went during the trip...we only have this Reddit comic.
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So...not sure. They did definitely fuck there tho.
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Did I mention they took their kids there?
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So, when Ellen wrote that she went to Lisbon and that she was walking around...I thought she was there to be a tourist.
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However, the OF remark, that "Reject Society" porn drawing, alongside the whole "taking pics during vacations" thing she does every single time, kinda tipped me off.

See, Ellen's love of exhibitionism, something she made a comic about even recently,
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, coupled with the fact that I have recently made a post about Ellen violating public nudity laws of Onlyfans and a resort she went to (read part 8), alongside her posting a lot of public nudity before then...made me suspect she is gonna do something like this again.
When I brought it up to my buddies over on Ellenverse, my co-researcher added that public nudity in Portugal isn't viewed as sexual and is actually quite common, and that Ellen would probably be viewing it as a gooner.

Now, as an European, even if one living in a country which views public nudity in a very negative light, I know that many countries here have a lot looser approach to it than Americans. A lot of countries here have public beache-
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...wait, hold on a second.
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I, naturally, read deeper into it.
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...huh.
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...interesting.


...so...sorry for the rant, I didn't really feel like any given structure would have suited it.
TL:DR - Ellen might have gone on vacation to Lisbon to "practice naturalism" with her full family...but most likely just as an excuse to fuck around...poor kids.
 
Ive always found nudist beaches weird. Something about kids seeing grown ass adults naked is like taking a kid to a pride parade that allows kink gear. I know some nudist beaches are only 18+ and they should be that way.
 
wyleanda said:
Ive always found nudist beaches weird. Something about kids seeing grown ass adults naked is like taking a kid to a pride parade that allows kink gear. I know some nudist beaches are only 18+ and they should be that way.
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The thing is, a lot of European cultures don't view nudity as inherently sexual. This sexualisation of nudity is only really prevalent amongst the western countries.

Now, does Ellen treat nudity as natutal and not inherently sexual?
Pfft.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
The thing is, a lot of European cultures don't view nudity as inherently sexual. This sexualisation of nudity is only really prevalent amongst the western countries.

Now, does Ellen treat nudity as natutal and not inherently sexual?
Pfft.
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Oh I know about some Europe countries don't view it as nudity. Lived in Germany for a bit and it was common older women to just be nude in swim parks. Recently they've been pulling back on allowing it in Germany before I left.
 
WonderWino said:
The school absolutely did not call her asking her to be the support worker for her kid to allow him to attend school during this strike. I don't give a fuck what she claims that did not happen
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This is Ellen trying to indirectly tell us, SEE? THE SCHOOL DOESN'T KNOW I SHOW OFF MY MINECRAFT ASS AND TITS TO STRANGERS FOR MONEY, OR THAT I FILM SMUT IN MY KID'S ROOM WITH THEIR TOYS! TAKE THAT CHUDS!

This of course never happened, because she can't risk the humiliation if she was put on some important PTA position and it got out that she flashes her Arby's Value Menu cooch to randos for attention. Her daughter would drink bleach to end her hellish existence.
 
Gentlemen.
A tragedy has truck.​
Catch The Rainbow said:
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/onlyfans-owner-leonid-radvinsky-dies-cancer-43-bloomberg-news-reports-2026-03-23/
March 23 (Reuters) - Leonid Radvinsky, the owner of adult‑content ‌platform OnlyFans, has died of cancer at the age of 43, ⁠the company said in a statement on Monday.
"We are deeply saddened to announce the death of Leo ‌Radvinsky. ⁠Leo passed away peacefully after a long battle with cancer," ⁠an OnlyFans spokesperson said. "His family have requested ⁠privacy at this difficult ⁠time."
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How will Ellen ever recover?
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Gentlemen.
A tragedy has truck.​

How will Ellen ever recover?
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Well on the one hand the owner of her source of income died. She should do a sexy tribute.

On the other hand, as a leftist and seeing who they guy is, and that he donated to AIPAC…well that’s as much politisperging I want to get into here. But you get the idea.
 
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So she can't handle íslenska, despite living in a country that touts itself as bilingual and the fact íslenska is a very easy language for English speakers to learn.

She didn't bring a face mask to a country that recieves 21 hours of sunlight.

And she also didn't bring a voltage adapter, a basic thing you check for when traveling.

In trying to humble-brag about how travelled and worldly she is, she accidentally reveals herself for a rube, a hick, a mark who doesn't know how to navigate foreign climes.
 
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