Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen is on her period.

 

[Mister Fister]

Something tells me she probally doesn't like WMAF couples.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

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A leaked view of her DMs

 

[Kokenami]

Ellen is on her period.
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Who the hell says that period cramps are important? That person doesn't exist.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Who the hell says that period cramps are important? That person doesn't exist.

You’re misunderstanding her post. Her pain receptors (as depicted in the meme she posted) are the ones saying the cramps are important. It’s just an unfunny joke.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Something tells me she probally doesn't like WMAF couples.

Why do you say that? Not siding with her, just genuinely curious.

 

[Kokenami]

Her pain receptors (as depicted in the meme she posted) are the ones saying the cramps are important. It’s just an unfunny joke.

Oh, her joke was so fucking bad that I thought it was something else entirely. This is someone who's internet famous and gets paid to make "funny" webcomics by the way.

 

[Deine Mutter]

Thought this was about the trans of genders who pretend to have period cramps first... Is she experiencing gender euphoria? This is gonna give a lot of them a heckin dysphoria.

 

[Mister Fister]

Why do you say that? Not siding with her, just genuinely curious.

Sexual jealously really. Shitlibs are all for diversity until it affects them. And the types of men she's used to deal with, Asian women tend to like as well.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Sexual jealously really. Shitlibs are all for diversity until it affects them. And the types of men she's used to deal with, Asian women tend to like as well.

I think she did do a comic making fun of men having preferences and one of her strawman’s preferences was Asians.

 

[Ghostse]

Why do you say that? Not siding with her, just genuinely curious.

Going along with @Mister Fister 's point:
A lot of the Wall & Karen demo loses their shit about white guys dating Asian girls because a lot of Asian girls aren't shrill harpies and instead focus on being pretty, fit (or at least thin), and feminine for their boyfriends. They also like to date older, more stable guys (because they want to supported) and are very interested in having kids/being mothers in a practical, immediate sense and not in a distant "well when I can handle that and my shitty-do-nothing-HR-job-I-like-to-pretend-is-an-important-career" way. Thus when a woman stops yoloing & slutting around and looks to settle down, the mid-thirties guys with actual jobs she wants to try to marry are in short supply and even shorter because why deal with an entitled surly 'If you can't handle me at my worse you don't deserve me at my best' "Curvy" 35 year old who wants to "share chores" (read: eat out all the time, hire a maid service, and spend thousands on overprced furniture and overrule all the man's ideas about how the house should look/be laid out, so she can yell at you for not picking up your socks) and have weekends be "no make up days" (only dresses up and get pretty for others, not her parner) when they can instead have a 26 year old who will insist on cooking/cleaning and doing girlfriend things.
You know, provided he's willing to put up with the whole "sideways vagina" thing.
To head off any genderwars bullshit: This is lets say an overly rosy picture and I've deliberately not gone into the extreme downsides the unprepared will discover. Also the fact that there now a lot of north american born daywalkers who have all the issues of the SEA market PLUS the Karen entitlement issues. but the ideal is what the guys chase and why the karens are butthurt about it

So they hate the idea they need to compete against actual women who act like women for the attention of men they find attractive. See: hatred for what they call "pick mes".

 

[Wünderkind]

Ellen rips off Rick and Morty for this one.
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what the fuck, musk has many, MANY crippling problems mentally and physically but Lara Croft bosoms aren't one of them, Mrs pizza cake just quit your "job"

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Nobody asked Ellen this. I think she's hatereading conservative subreddits.

 

[Kokenami]

A drag queen priest would unlock the supermolester.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

Asian girls [...] are very interested in having kids/being mothers in a practical, immediate sense

These Asian girls are needed back home

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I like how, even though it's a made-up quote and she had complete freedom to setup the open goal however she wanted, the argument is a complete non-sequitur. "I prefer drag queens to priests" even though the strawman never mentioned priests. And even the argument in itself is more or less "Drag queens aren't as bad as the people I regard as basically all dangerous paedophiles."

 

[Kokenami]

"I prefer drag queens to priests" even though the strawman never mentioned priests. And even the argument in itself is more or less "Drag queens aren't as bad as the people I regard as basically all dangerous paedophiles."

The thing about this argument that makes it even more retarded as that I'm fairly certain that most conservatives would also say that Catholic priests tend to be child rapists.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

The thing about this argument that makes it even more retarded as that I'm fairly certain that most conservatives would also say that Catholic priests tend to be child rapists.

Sometimes. I usually see people bring up that public school teachers tend to molest more kids than both groups combined. But yeah, I’ve seen the original argument spewed all over social media countless times, Ellen is just hearing typical libshit retorts/insults and parroting them, hoping it’ll get Polly a cracker.

 

[C L E O]

Nobody asked Ellen this. I think she's hatereading conservative subreddits.
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I never hit the Lunacy sticker harder

 

[Señora Airi]

Nobody asked Ellen this. I think she's hatereading conservative subreddits.
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Libshits will always bring up the Priest molestation allegations yet will defend troons who molest, rape, and have cp on their computers.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Libshits will always bring up the Priest molestation allegations yet will defend troons who molest, rape, and have cp on their computers.

SHE had cp on HER computer, bigot!