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Of course its not part of America.
Its part of India now.
🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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Its part of India now.
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What is with Canadians being obsessed with what Americans do? Let go. It must be a height issue.
Also, this skank is doing terrible choices with her business practice: mixing her retardation with artwork. She draws fairly well, she could do some webcomic or even a comic work if she focused well. But no, she chose to be an attention whore. Sad, really.
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Jose the hotel pool cleaner must have gotten extra rough during Ellen’s “I’m a naughty American tourist” roleplay. He earned that extra $10 that day.
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The winning move is you wear matching shorts underneath
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New Ellen post.
(archive)
I won't even acknowledge the fact that the whole artstyle became a lot more generic, flat, and has thicker lines now.
...oh, you fool...
...oh, you absolute fool...
Unrelated, part 10 of psycho analysis, all about Ellen's manipulation of Reddit and her pet mods she uses for the task, soon. Part 11 and part 12, with shit a lot worse than this, will shortly follow.
(archive)
I won't even acknowledge the fact that the whole artstyle became a lot more generic, flat, and has thicker lines now.
...oh, you fool...
...oh, you absolute fool...
Unrelated, part 10 of psycho analysis, all about Ellen's manipulation of Reddit and her pet mods she uses for the task, soon. Part 11 and part 12, with shit a lot worse than this, will shortly follow.
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Sorry for newfagging, but is the zesty Aryan with the burn scar supposed to be someone specific? The yo mama guy...? I haven't seen him in any other comics, and considering she rarely ever draws characters with any distinguishing features, I feel like that has to be based on someone, right?
Firstly, lmao she does not draw fairly well in my opinion, but yeah her business decision to have all of her shit under one brand is retarded. It's been said before here but it's absolute lunacy to have wholesome family mom-blog-type comics with the same branding as your political shit takes, your toon porn, and your amateur irl porn too. I can't imagine that's pleasant for either audience. The only praise I can give her is that it seems the vast majority of r/comics users seem to have no idea she also paywalls terrible porn, so that's something, I suppose.
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This is begging for an edit
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In the comments
Liar complaining about people lying
Liar complaining about people lying
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Interesting.
So, apparently, Ellen was so vengeful and had so little energy for her haters that she joined the former Snark member server over these past two months and found the ultrasound pic I posted there when I've discussed her putting all of the shit about her children online.
Hypocritical, as per usual.
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Nobody wants you to kill yourself, Ellen (except for your kids, so they can finally get away from you). Dead LOLcows don't produce anything, which is useless to us.
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Is she being ableist towards people with cancer? Wow. Just wowww. What if a trans child with cancer sees her post, gets upset and kills xemselves?
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Damn, I just burned through this whole thread's highlights and I'm left with a question: Are we sure her kids belong to her husband?
She cucks her husband and has a creampie fetish. What are the odds those kids are actually his?
I'm sure this has been addressed, but I didn't see it in the highlights, so forgive me if I missed it.
She cucks her husband and has a creampie fetish. What are the odds those kids are actually his?
I'm sure this has been addressed, but I didn't see it in the highlights, so forgive me if I missed it.
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I will explain this in more detail in part 12 of my psycho analysis, but, in summary.
Ellen had kids with Jeff very shortly after he forced her into a relationship with him following her then husband learning of the affair. She's also indirectly stated, multiple times, including recently, that she wasn't planning to have kids, so either the two had sex with no birth control, or Jeff, like in one of her comics, impregnated her under the pretense of giving her a backrub..
It's not via cuckoldry. Jeff, following the cheat, was extremely against Ellen meeting other men, for obvious reasons, and Ellen has only brought up cuckoldry many years later, around 2022, as a way to rekindle their relationship.
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Canadian media is so unpalatable and its politics so boring no one pays attention. Anyone into "politics" is into American politics and all the issues and talking points from the US bleed over.
When BLM was a thing you'd have all 6 African immigrants in Bumfuck, Saskatchewan, show up for a protest
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Alright, an emergency update since Ellen has acknowledged a piece of info I've wanted to save the context of for part 12.
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That is indeed all correct...though that only makes me wonder how Ellen found out about all of this.
See, after the ban of r/pizzacakesnark, one of the ex mods of the snark sub (Ok-Cook, specifically) has made a small Discord server for the remaining snarkers to chat about Ellen and discuss the latest revelations. It's not all that active, but, if you care enough, link here, reddit sperg alert.
One of the server members, as well as the "youtuber" mentioned by Ellen in this post, is Based If True, whom still lives in Ellen's head rent free.
This, however, takes us to the final point she has made in the post, which seems to have riled up Redditors a lot more than the previous ones.
The reactions were predictable.
So...how did I obtain a picture of the ultrasound?
Apparently, because I stole it from Ellen's medical records at a job I got specifically for this purpose.
This commenter, however, is a lot more correct.
Let me guide you through the process of aquiring those horrible pictures, then.
So, Jeff, Ellen's husband, has a band called "Despite The Virus".
I'll touch up on it more later, but what you need to know now is that Jeff wrote all of his songs between 2009 and 2010 and released them on his original channel, jeffypop11 (archive), up until 2022.
I'll acknowledge the elephant in the room shortly.
There were a few other places he posted his songs on, and he has made two more Youtube channels for this purpose, as opposed to uploading all of this to a private acc of his.
The biggest song on this channel, as well as his biggest song overall, is Party Girl, which currently sits at 9 million views, released 15 years ago.
This also means he has more views than Geno Samuel.
Take than, @SamuellyGenie!
However, due to the channel also being, y'know, his private Youtube, the "favourites" tab is full of interesting videos.
Most of it is his "inspiration", primarly Gorillaz, though there's an MLP vid that's also there.
The first video, however, is the big one.
Specifically, a video by Ellen, titled "love".
Her channel, btw.
(archive)
Oh, hey, look, old Ellen OC.
Let's watch it, shall we?
At the start, we have photos from several locations.
Specifically, Birmingham, Dublin and Boston (TG Garden, to be specific).
Ellen has actually publically acknowledged going to the two prior places recently on her Facebook, under her Lisbon comic.
Boston, I believe i've brought up before. If not,
Afterwards, however, we get...
...yeah, that's where that came from.
And, of course, there's a shit ton of other pictures of her whole family, including her newborn children.
So, let's actually retrace our steps and see how hard it is to find this video.
First, Google.
Let's assume we're looking for that cool song about parties and being drunk and totally not about a guy drugging and raping a woman.
Alright, we got it in the first result.
We go into the link to go to the video.
We go to his channel.
We click on the favourites playlist...and here we go.
That's all it takes to find these.
With opsec skills like these, no wonder I keep finding worse and worse shit of Ellen left and right.
More in part 12, where we'll actually dive into the lyrics of these songs.
(archive)
That is indeed all correct...though that only makes me wonder how Ellen found out about all of this.
See, after the ban of r/pizzacakesnark, one of the ex mods of the snark sub (Ok-Cook, specifically) has made a small Discord server for the remaining snarkers to chat about Ellen and discuss the latest revelations. It's not all that active, but, if you care enough, link here, reddit sperg alert.
One of the server members, as well as the "youtuber" mentioned by Ellen in this post, is Based If True, whom still lives in Ellen's head rent free.
This, however, takes us to the final point she has made in the post, which seems to have riled up Redditors a lot more than the previous ones.
The reactions were predictable.
So...how did I obtain a picture of the ultrasound?
Apparently, because I stole it from Ellen's medical records at a job I got specifically for this purpose.
This commenter, however, is a lot more correct.
Let me guide you through the process of aquiring those horrible pictures, then.
So, Jeff, Ellen's husband, has a band called "Despite The Virus".
I'll touch up on it more later, but what you need to know now is that Jeff wrote all of his songs between 2009 and 2010 and released them on his original channel, jeffypop11 (archive), up until 2022.
I'll acknowledge the elephant in the room shortly.
There were a few other places he posted his songs on, and he has made two more Youtube channels for this purpose, as opposed to uploading all of this to a private acc of his.
The biggest song on this channel, as well as his biggest song overall, is Party Girl, which currently sits at 9 million views, released 15 years ago.
Take than, @SamuellyGenie!
However, due to the channel also being, y'know, his private Youtube, the "favourites" tab is full of interesting videos.
Most of it is his "inspiration", primarly Gorillaz, though there's an MLP vid that's also there.
The first video, however, is the big one.
Specifically, a video by Ellen, titled "love".
Her channel, btw.
(archive)
Oh, hey, look, old Ellen OC.
Let's watch it, shall we?
Specifically, Birmingham, Dublin and Boston (TG Garden, to be specific).
Ellen has actually publically acknowledged going to the two prior places recently on her Facebook, under her Lisbon comic.
Boston, I believe i've brought up before. If not,
Afterwards, however, we get...
...yeah, that's where that came from.
And, of course, there's a shit ton of other pictures of her whole family, including her newborn children.
So, let's actually retrace our steps and see how hard it is to find this video.
First, Google.
Let's assume we're looking for that cool song about parties and being drunk and totally not about a guy drugging and raping a woman.
Alright, we got it in the first result.
We go into the link to go to the video.
We go to his channel.
We click on the favourites playlist...and here we go.
That's all it takes to find these.
With opsec skills like these, no wonder I keep finding worse and worse shit of Ellen left and right.
More in part 12, where we'll actually dive into the lyrics of these songs.
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This is how the cope spiral starts. "Oh it's free advertising! My haters make me famous!" Next thing you know, you're stoned out of your head on weed seltzers livestreaming from a basement to an audience of 10 trolls who chuck nickels at you just to make you read insulting superchats.
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That's incorrect. The Government of canada cant' wait for canadians to kill themselves so they can be a bought-for territory of China populated by jeets & Red niggers.
Basically they want to see Indians and Indians duke it out.
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Oh boy! When i found out this hekkin wholesome antifascist comic artist made porn with her childrens toys and cucks her husbands on family vacations, i just couldnt get enough!
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...as I expected, part 2 of the Portugal nudes features public exhibitionism...and seems to have been shot in Lisbon, during her vacation...
(Patreon 1) (Patreon 2) (Onlyfans)
(link 1) (link 2) (link 3)
Since SimpCity has already taken good care of archiving them, I'm linking these below.
...the fact that the latter ones seem to be at a nude beach...ones which people there take their whole families to, to be free and relax...and Ellen comes here and just snaps goonerbait for her Patreon...
(Patreon 1) (Patreon 2) (Onlyfans)
(link 1) (link 2) (link 3)
Since SimpCity has already taken good care of archiving them, I'm linking these below.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
...the fact that the latter ones seem to be at a nude beach...ones which people there take their whole families to, to be free and relax...and Ellen comes here and just snaps goonerbait for her Patreon...
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Ellen, we all know you're the one who views this thread on the regular. Not your friends. Because of your personality disorder you are literally incapable of not googling yourself to see what people say about you.
Oh how it must make you mald that your faggy power mods can't do shit to this thread. Not our fault your opsec is dogshit you daft cunt.
Oh how it must make you mald that your faggy power mods can't do shit to this thread. Not our fault your opsec is dogshit you daft cunt.