Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Anasa Tristis]

Permaculture

Of course. Permies kid themselves that they're involved in a higher calling. That they're humbly emulating Nature while deliberately fucking with it for their own ends.

Thank you, it means a lot

You are taking one for the team here. I wouldn't have made it past 2 pages of her horrible book. Really poor writing, irritating and nauseating subject matter. Many heartfelt thanks.

the stay in Lost Valley

She really should have ditched the acting, stayed put, and launched Ellen's Super Organic Sauerkraut instead. Happy ever after. But man, it just kills me that these Hollywooders who are all au naturale and into Nature, the environment, etc., also embrace such ridiculous artificiality and degeneracy. And think that they alone command the moral high ground when it comes to those and idpol issues. Look in the mirror. And out the window.

Saying goodbye is hard, especially with someone as emotionably unstable as her.

It's the nature of the acting life to jump around and have emotionally intense periods with other people that abruptly end when the show wraps up. Most professional actors develop immunity to those inevitable and difficult goodbyes. Or they keep a professional distance during the shoot so they don't get dinged later. Ellen is/was just not a good fit for that world. After a few decades of it she should have figured that out, but she's so compromised and fragmented that she just stays in the biz that's making her mental health worse.

Fuck, man.

Great comment. Agreed. After all her poor choices, sympathy for her is in sort supply.

 

[TVB]

"A tiny bug running to the rim of an upside-down juice glass."

It's not really an expression. That sentence is just meaningless. Only a tiny bug (mainly an ant or a fly) would be inside an upside down glass at a picnic table. She's explaining "things" the same way juggalos get mad at how magnets work

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Is she still not on good terms with her dad?

No, it was covered in pinknews around this time last year. He liked tweets from Jordan Peterson, one which called the physician that did Ellen's top surgery a criminal, and another video in which deadnamed her.

Considering she's willing to admit she ruined her second break up I have even more questions about the lack of coverage / emotion around breaking up with her first love, Paula. It's interesting she said she wouldn't be a 'pretty straight girl' rather than just wouldn't be a straight girl. She was cute but not hollywood beautiful, that probably did mess with her having started so young.

I really wish someone would just burn hollywood down. Why is there a movie where Ellen Page plays a little girl who graphically throws herself at Rainn Wilson of all people? Why does Leonardo DiCaprio take his mother as his date not just to premieres but to a literal private double date?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Why is there a movie where Ellen Page plays a little girl who graphically throws herself at Rainn Wilson of all people?

Super is a wild movie, is like the light version of Kickass. That's maybe the reason on why that scene is in the first place, I have a vivid memory as a kid watching it. lol

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio take his mother as his date not just to premieres but to a literal private double date?

I had the same question reading that part as well, I just assume that she wanted to spent some time with his mother and not think too much about it. But it is weird that it was a double date.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Super is a wild movie, is like the light version of Kickass. That's maybe the reason on why that scene is in the first place, I have a vivid memory as a kid watching it. lol


I had the same question reading that part as well, I just assume that she wanted to spent some time with his mother and not think too much about it. But it is weird that it was a double date.

Would she have met his mother before the double date though? I haven't met any of my colleague's mothers. Especially if I'm only working with them short term.

Super and Kickass were both released 2010. I think Kick Ass 2 got some backlash from having developing romantic feelings between Hit Girl and Kick Ass in the sequel, too.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Why is there a movie where Ellen Page plays a little girl who graphically throws herself at Rainn Wilson of all people?

First time?

 

[TVB]

Super is a wild movie, is like the light version of Kickass. That's maybe the reason on why that scene is in the first place, I have a vivid memory as a kid watching it. lol

James Gunn may have been a douchebag (and still is today), but Super was great

 

[Marc]

Has anyone else noted that, despite her goal being to transform herself into Elliott from E.T., Ellen’s only managed to look and sound like E.T.?

 

[FedPostalService]

Has anyone else noted that, despite her goal being to transform herself into Elliott from E.T., Ellen’s only managed to look and sound like E.T.?

She’s going to end up more like Elliot Rodger.

 

[JelloJerk]

Anyone else really put off by the random swearing in the book? Particularly while talking about body parts and bodily functions. It feels forced. Crass for the sake of crass. Maybe Ellen talks like this all the time, but I wouldn't have thought it from looking at her.

 

[TVB]

She’s going to end up more like Elliot Rodger.

Still hoping for her Day of Retribution

 

[pink cigarettes]

Anyone else really put off by the random swearing in the book? Particularly while talking about body parts and bodily functions. It feels forced. Crass for the sake of crass. Maybe Ellen talks like this all the time, but I wouldn't have thought it from looking at her.

Desperately trying to seem male, tough, and "real." Unlike that dang dirty Chris Pratt! Lol

 

[Snack Cracker]

Desperately trying to seem male, tough, and "real." Unlike that dang dirty Chris Pratt! Lol

She saw him riding a motorcycle with a raptor team in the jungle and her mind broke.
Maybe on the surface she’s offended by him, but really think a large portion is he’s very all American apple pie manly man with all that comes with it.

Not peak manliness, but definite confident (not neurotic) manliness that’s hopelessly unattainable for Ellen.

 

[Pig Cups]

She’s going to end up more like Elliot Rodger.

Nah. Even though we’ve seen testosterone abuse leading to pooner roid rage (on top of their preexisting mental illness), I find it difficult to picture Ellen going on a rampage and murdering people.

More likely, she just kills herself. And I could see her fucking that up- she’s definitely the type to accrue several failed suicide attempts.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

She saw him riding a motorcycle with a raptor team in the jungle and her mind broke.
Maybe on the surface she’s offended by him, but really think a large portion is he’s very all American apple pie manly man with all that comes with it.

Not peak manliness, but definite confident (not neurotic) manliness that’s hopelessly unattainable for Ellen.

I don't think it's about envying his masculinity when Ian appears to be her ideal of a man. He has a lot of things he 'should' feel bad for, like having a 3 percenter brother and belonging to a weird church or whatever she said, particularly within hollywood, and instead he just doesn't and still has a decent career. Whereas she feels guilt for existing, I imagine it drives her crazy.

Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer was the sort of funny, edgy but harmless, fat guy who wears hawaiian shirts, makes puns and has messy hair but a hot deadpan 'lesbian-coded' girlfriend - he is basically who a lot of pooners are unconciously mimicking before he got fit and became a tradbro instead. If Ellen was trying to be him it wouldn't be the current christian family man version.

 

[Girahira]

I didn't seem to find one, but there are articles that mention it...

Instead, I found this and my GOD, what kind of tattoos are these?! It looks like she grabbed a magic marker and just wrote in her arm.

Even if the mentally ill tend to be artists, they’ve got the most atrocious taste in tattoos you’ve ever seen. Like every one of them just tatted the school bathroom wall of the toilet stall they’ve cried in.
its never got flow, it’s never full pieces because their attention spans and commitments don’t last that long. And it’s always impulsive, all that coagulating in our lil bobr broad getting a coffee mug off Pinterest to show she’s the quirky girl masculine manman

 

[scathefire]

Even if the mentally ill tend to be artists, they’ve got the most atrocious taste in tattoos you’ve ever seen. Like every one of them just tatted the school bathroom wall of the toilet stall they’ve cried in.
its never got flow, it’s never full pieces because their attention spans and commitments don’t last that long. And it’s always impulsive, all that coagulating in our lil bobr broad getting a coffee mug off Pinterest to show she’s the quirky girl masculine manman

It's kinda similar to Miley Cyrus' tattoos that are just all these individual squiggles on her arms with no cohesiveness or artistry whatsoever. It looks so much worse than just getting one big one or a whole sleeve.

 

[pink cigarettes]

It's kinda similar to Miley Cyrus' tattoos that are just all these individual squiggles on her arms with no cohesiveness or artistry whatsoever. It looks so much worse than just getting one big one or a whole sleeve.
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There's something to be said for the "traditional" American tattoo style which typically involves getting lots of simple, bold stuff, big and small. As opposed to having one big "sleeve" with 100% ink coverage. It isn't for everyone, but they can be beautiful if you're into that kind of thing.

Spoiler

What you see on Ellen, and Miley, and lots of younger Millennials and some Zoomers though is.....not this. It's like....a weird scratcher thing. It looks like people doing stick and poke at home, or playing with a tattoo machine they ordered from China. It looks like that because that's usually what it is.
I try not to be shitty about other tattoo styles because I have a lot of them, but this isn't even a style. It's a lack of style. It's a deliberate lack of skill. Even weird ugly fashion is still fashion. Even minimalism or crust punk has an aesthetic. Even prison tattoos can have some charm. This is just...bad. What's weird is when people with this much money do it. Your dummy 19 year old cousin messing around with India ink is one thing but like, Ellen (and Ariana Grande and everybody else picking up this style) can afford so much better.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Anyone else really put off by the random swearing in the book? Particularly while talking about body parts and bodily functions. It feels forced. Crass for the sake of crass. Maybe Ellen talks like this all the time, but I wouldn't have thought it from looking at her.

Little off-topic, but I remember an article from A+N about those sisters who got themselves and a kid killed trying to be survivalists in Colorado: The Women Who Walked Away - What drove a Colorado mother to flee into the Rocky Mountains with her teenage son and her sister?

When it is warm, or warm enough, the site is gentle, a haven. The pine-needled woods spill out into a grove of quaking aspens and, beyond that, another clearing. You can lie back and feel your body sink into the earth. You can watch the aspen leaves catching light like sequins. You can feel the sun on your face. You can track the cadence of the busy woodpeckers. You can hear the creek beneath the marsh grass. You laugh at the silliness of the cow-parsnip blooms. You can watch the bugs riding the wind. Your fellow man, the government, Klaus Schwab, the Dobbs ruling — their tentacles of harm and control feel very far away.

Starvation, too, makes you slow, delirious, weak, and cold. At some point, Christine chopped her hair off. By the end, the Vance family decompensated so fully from the giardiasis, the freezing temps, all of it, that they started shitting just outside their tent.

It goes into outright purple prose at times, yet it talks about defecation as shitting. I just think this is new standard tone for writing- being vulgar about scatological details and way too open about sexual encounters is fine. Yet, we have old children's books being rewritten to remove offensive language like 'fat' or 'crazy'.

 

[MaximKnight76]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0LVj0yo308&t=51s

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