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They think it makes them look intense. Clint Eastwood successful career wasn't solely because of his squinty eyes.
Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
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For starters, he was over 5 feet tall, had a Y chromosome, and could act.
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Don't forget a gravely, raspy voice a pooner would cut her own tits off to get, but never will.
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It's the inverse of the MTF wide-eyed surprise look. Male eyes tend to be more deep-set and hooded by a much more prominent brow, and appear smaller because of the larger overall male skull, so they look narrow. A female skull is smaller and more gracile in form, so female eyes seem relatively larger and appear more prominent and wider as a result. Men trying to look like women hold their eyes wide open, as if in a constant state of surprise or fear, while women trying to look like men squint as if they're peering into a bright light after a night on the town.
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Clint Eastwood was also drop dead gorgeous.
Very, very, very few, extremely lucky pooners come only a fraction of a fraction near the rugged beauty of a real man.
Elliot Page will never, ever be that kind of pooner. No amount of fake abs or AAP (autoandrophile) squinting will let Ellen emulate what a real man does naturally, effortlessly.
The only woman who springs to mind to be somewhat successful at emulating a True and Honest man was Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan in "I'm Not Here"
(Left, Bob. Right, Cate)
(Bob Dylan)
Another woman who absolutely nails the androgynous look is Tilda Swinton, but she's clearly a woman when she wants to be perceived as one.
Trannies think looking "visibly queer" is sexy for some weird reason, meanwhile True and Honest men and women can look effeminate or masculine without ruining their bodies.
And very very, very few troons and pooners will pass successfully as the other gender, but they're like a permille( ‰ ) of the entire global tranny population.
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First of all, Happy New Year to you guys. I hope that this year goes well for every single one of you. Love ya.
Now, I just saw this "news" on my Facebook. Lolwut. What did Barry Allen do to be interpreted by two mentally unhinged actors?
Now, I just saw this "news" on my Facebook. Lolwut. What did Barry Allen do to be interpreted by two mentally unhinged actors?
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He's speedy. Speedy → sped
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Why does DC always fucking squander their hero roster on shit actors and shit storylines. I shouldn't be shocked or disappointed after the whole Batgirl thing but they somehow managed to out-shit themselves.
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This is just more astroturfing by her publicity team from back in July, when Miller's whole kidnapping-sex-slave thing was still in the news. She was never remotely under consideration for the role.
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Yeah, this is just PR. Nothing DCEU is moving forward anyway, due to the inevitable sale/merger of Warner.
Even if every eligible male actor under 30 was somehow raptured off the planet, they would still never cast our fave teary-eyed, near 40 year old midget pooner.
Even if every eligible male actor under 30 was somehow raptured off the planet, they would still never cast our fave teary-eyed, near 40 year old midget pooner.
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Her acting career is dead.
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These films have to sell in China, where you can’t even publicise that your movie has black people in it. No way in hell they’d be able to cast a tired-looking woman as a man over there unless they recut it as a comedy.
Miller allowed them to claim woke credentials, but his nonbinary status is horseshit. He talks the talk, but he doesn’t walk the walk. Never go full tranny in Hollywood.
Starting her own production company was, relatively speaking, a smart move. She might get a few years of movies about being a trans man in America. They won’t make much money, but they might get investment.
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The company is going to fall apart not due to lack of funds, but due to the inevitable infighting.
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I'm legit worried that as a 5'6" manlet people are going to think I'm a tranny in future because of these people
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People can tell a real man at a glance, but a pooner will make them do a double take and give them a vague sense of unease. It’s not just height, it’s bone structure, facial shape and structure, and of course, how you act.
I saw a huge lady out of the corner of my eye a few weeks ago and felt guilty because my knee jerk reaction was “must be a troon!” But as soon as I looked at her properly I could tell she was a real woman. So don’t worry!
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That will never happen, my short king friend. As long as you're not a stereotypically effeminate gay man actively being a drag queen, you'll be fine. You don't need to overcompensate with extreme amounts of machismo either, you are a True and Honest man regardless of your height.
Never forget that we humans are designed to tell the sexes apart, it's literally how our species survived because we use that to find a valuable mate.
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You’re only one inch shorter than the global average height for men. 5’6” is not particularly short. You have nothing to worry about!
Height is a small factor in determining sex of strangers, it’s just funny that extremely stereotypical members of their sex like 5’0” baby faced Ellen and 6’5” rape hons think they have any chance at all. They will be clocked from a great distance purely from their size. That’s not the case for anybody 5’6”.
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I was going to make a joke about your height but I think it'd just go over your head.
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In an Alabama rest stop, my wife said a huge person bounded into the ladies bathroom, compared to the other women in there, looked NFL sized. They just gaped.
Then she chirped in her soprano voice, "Hey everybody! Its cold out there!" and the bathroom all said HEY back to her and agreed.
Unlike what the trannies say, they are easily clocked.
No 'cis' woman is ever attacked for "being a man in the bathroom" (which they love to INSIST really does happen) because the "mistakes" are only for a second, as in this example.
I was hoping Ellen would make a crybaby movie about "oppression of trans men" or something that we could have a separate thread about, the way we have a separate thread for Gretchen/Micah's shitty book. I am still hopeful she will farm out such a movie to staff and be the narrator.
It will be hysterically whiny and funny.
Then she chirped in her soprano voice, "Hey everybody! Its cold out there!" and the bathroom all said HEY back to her and agreed.
Unlike what the trannies say, they are easily clocked.
No 'cis' woman is ever attacked for "being a man in the bathroom" (which they love to INSIST really does happen) because the "mistakes" are only for a second, as in this example.
I was hoping Ellen would make a crybaby movie about "oppression of trans men" or something that we could have a separate thread about, the way we have a separate thread for Gretchen/Micah's shitty book. I am still hopeful she will farm out such a movie to staff and be the narrator.
It will be hysterically whiny and funny.
Of course, you're right. they will argue about the races/sexualities of the pooners in their shitty movie & it will never get made.
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