Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
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Saying Stewart will troon out is dumb. She LOVES being a hot dyke. Ellen was always awkward and uncomfortable looking. Very obviously uncomfortable in her own skin. 100% child sex abuse victim.
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I can't find it but there was a blind item I read that people almost unanimously thought was Kristen Stewart.
I did find this blind item while searching from 2016 which has surprisingly zero comments but sounds like it might have been about Page.
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FYI Her GF at the time was not her wife that left her but a previous relationship. She dated a woman called Samantha Thomas from 2015 to 2017.
It could be possible she stopped trying to transition after they broke up so she could wrangle another lesbian to date then restart after she was comfortably married to Emma.
If this is true then she's a real asshole for manipulating Emma like that.
This would support the idea that she is trooning out. Although i'm not so sure myself. She has tons of butch lesbian friends and none of them have transitioned which would suggest her circle doesn't approve too much. Surely one of them would identify as enbie at least but no all I can find is "she/hers"on their linkedins (which is probably required to exist in Hollywood now).
I did find this blind item while searching from 2016 which has surprisingly zero comments but sounds like it might have been about Page.
Link | Archive
Career Killer
This B+ list mostly movie actress is only that high because of her past franchise. There is nothing in her current body of work that gets her that high. At this point she is straddling that fine line between indies and small budget wide screen releases. There is nothing wrong with that. She will continue to make way more money than 99% of all workers in the country, it just won't be that whole $20M a film thing most people thought she would get.
One thing that changes that continuing cash faucet though is transitioning from female to male. Yep. It is on the table. Not just on the table, but under it and around it and inside the drawers of the table. I guess if there were drawers it would be a desk though, rather than a table. Over the past couple of months, our actress, who is still technically closeted, has finally started to be free. She is not only being tossed out of the closet by her current girlfriend, she is breaking down every personal wall or boundary our actress ever built. They are tumbling down.
Our actress wants to transition. Her girlfriend wants her to transition. Maybe two other people support her, but then again, only a handful of people know she feels that way. Some of the handful are her team. The team that sees this forever cash stream suddenly getting absolutely no work at all except for very small indies or projects looking for a publicity splash that hiring her would bring. Even at her reduced fees, our actress currently nets her agent/manager/PR team a little over $1.5M per year for not much effort. With her transition, that number would reduce by about 90%. The only reason it does not drop more is because of all the royalty checks. No one will hire her if she transitions, but at this point, she just wants to be herself.
I applaud her for that. I think all of us have wanted her to be open and have a public conversation about her sexuality. The problem is, she never had a girlfriend who could get her to do that. To be more open. Now is the time though.
This B+ list mostly movie actress is only that high because of her past franchise. There is nothing in her current body of work that gets her that high. At this point she is straddling that fine line between indies and small budget wide screen releases. There is nothing wrong with that. She will continue to make way more money than 99% of all workers in the country, it just won't be that whole $20M a film thing most people thought she would get.
One thing that changes that continuing cash faucet though is transitioning from female to male. Yep. It is on the table. Not just on the table, but under it and around it and inside the drawers of the table. I guess if there were drawers it would be a desk though, rather than a table. Over the past couple of months, our actress, who is still technically closeted, has finally started to be free. She is not only being tossed out of the closet by her current girlfriend, she is breaking down every personal wall or boundary our actress ever built. They are tumbling down.
Our actress wants to transition. Her girlfriend wants her to transition. Maybe two other people support her, but then again, only a handful of people know she feels that way. Some of the handful are her team. The team that sees this forever cash stream suddenly getting absolutely no work at all except for very small indies or projects looking for a publicity splash that hiring her would bring. Even at her reduced fees, our actress currently nets her agent/manager/PR team a little over $1.5M per year for not much effort. With her transition, that number would reduce by about 90%. The only reason it does not drop more is because of all the royalty checks. No one will hire her if she transitions, but at this point, she just wants to be herself.
I applaud her for that. I think all of us have wanted her to be open and have a public conversation about her sexuality. The problem is, she never had a girlfriend who could get her to do that. To be more open. Now is the time though.
It could be possible she stopped trying to transition after they broke up so she could wrangle another lesbian to date then restart after she was comfortably married to Emma.
If this is true then she's a real asshole for manipulating Emma like that.
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Are people here not aware that all those celebrity gossip “blind items” are written by bored secretaries in the mid west?
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You would think the Hollywood lesbo crowd would gatekeep the troons out of their inner circles but then Jodie Foster and her idiot wife go and pal up with Alok Vaid-Menon, so…I know it'sbut I do think Stewart is an old school lesbo. There are portions of the alphabet people who can't stand troons, even FTMs, and aren't about this stuff. I'm sure the famous ones could never say so but surely they exist. (I mean the whole quiltbag is a cancer but pooners are the worst)
Fun fact: One of Stewart’s first roles was as Jodie’s daughter in Panic Room.
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Another lesbian reproduced through conversion.
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You really don't get context do you?
When you're a man you don't get to be unhappy for no reason, nobody is going to walk up to you and ask "are you okay?", they are gonna avoid you, something neither incels nor soyboys seem to understand. When you're a guy you've to walk it off because nobody cares.
And everybody knows social media has made even the most plain of girls feel desired, its literally a marketing gimmick to keep women coming back. If you're a 6/10 and not getting at least 50 matches a day you're not even trying...
She was about 12, huh.........now I'm really wondering if she got diddled
Because HP was an adventure story for children while twilight was a
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Any scrote who claims homosexuality occurs due to contact with a gay is trying to rationalize his desire to get ass pounded
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I bet Kristen would fuck Elliot so hard that Elliot would drop the LARP and go back to being a flat chested version of Ellen.
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Allow me to introduce you to an old acquaintance
When especially image and attention obsessed celebrities/wannabe celebrities hit the wall, they invariably wind up doing really fuckin goofy things to their aesthetic and their bodies in order to keep being "beautiful" and to keep people looking at them.
The likes of Madonna, Cathy Griffin, and Steven Seagal are some of the more infamous living examples but there are hundreds more living and dead who have turned themselves into walking fucking nightmares in a vain quest to keep their artificially extended 15 minutes of fame going just a few seconds more.
"Elliot" was one such example back in the late 2010s who was looking like an ever more elongated husk, and despite declaring herself a genderblob and flailing at a series of currentminute boogiemen, she was still being largely ignored as the faded hasbeen she was and is.
Then she trooned out and the ashes of her career sparked into weak embers for a few more moments, which brings us to now.
Stewart has all the same hallmarks, the only question is will her breaking point come before or after the troon fad ends
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Denouncement of "Silence of the Lambs" when?
Stewart will be exactly like Buffalo Bill when she dances
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Two new Instagram posts from Ellen.
The most recent is a poster of the new Umbrella Academy season featuring Page.
And the other one is her at some Gucci show. With a suit that actually fits her this time.
The most recent is a poster of the new Umbrella Academy season featuring Page.
And the other one is her at some Gucci show. With a suit that actually fits her this time.
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So proud of my little brother getting his first Communion!
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That "smile" is just above Nady Stewart in terms of believability
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God, she's so ugly now. I never had that Ellen Page thirst that some other guys had, but she definitely wasn't bad-looking. Is it just the hair and makeup? I don't think that she's even on T, but she's just so... sickly.
She looks like if Prince Gerhardt lived to be 36 (he's 25 in the video) and had beadier eyes.
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This one is really funny because if you look at the other character posters
They're all clearly walking into frame as their naïve pre-episode 1 selves, wearing their uniforms and with their hair etc like their first appearance, and walking out of frame changed by the events of the show. It's even more noticeable with the non-academy students
I honestly think it's a clever concept for a poster design because it communicates a lot about how this is the last season and works as a reminder for the wacky adventures they had along the way, while being incredibly simple and visually impactful.
But of course they can't shoe Ellen pre-transition even in the context of "this was the character in season 1" so she throws the whole campaign off.
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Nice to see Ellen join the touring cast of Book of Mormon. Heard there was a vacancy in the chorus.
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