Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Rei is Shit. said:
Everytime I see my boy without a shirt on I can't help but pour one out for him.

This little dude spent lord knows how much time doing crunches to get a six pack like that, but zero hint of a v-cut. Really cursed genetics.
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i have to correct you there, our little pooner hasnt done even a single crunch for that six pack. go back and really look at that picture and tell me those are real muscles gained through exercise.
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
she would have to stand on apple crates or the director would have to employ forced-perspective camera tricks (or just CG her into all the shots) to resolve the height disparity.
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Hey if they can make the Hobbits on Lord of the Rings look ok with 2000's era film tricks and CG, they can make the Pooner King look ok too, but no, keep her short, it will just add to the comedy. I'd make sure to cast every other person at least 5'10" and all the male villains over 6'.
This is my vision.

Also in Ellens defense as far as attractiveness go, aside from the massive 5 head, and if I was like ten years younger, I would have hit that back when she was doing Inception and movies like that, she was never stunning but she was pretty cute.
Some guys pretend to be really picky but given the chance, if you were both available (and she wasn't a lesbian) and she was hitting on you
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most guys are not going to turn a no strings fling with this down.
The most off putting thing would be her whiney, wheedly voice that always sounds close to tears.
Of course seeing what she's done to herself now is fucking horrific
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Trans Joy
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
I was never convinced that she was ever happy in any pictures I've seen of her. Probably was the end result of being born into a Buddhist sex cult.
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Knowing what I know now and looking back. I have to agree with you.

Sounds like she's always been very tormented. And it's just more difficult for her to hide now because she's put herself in the public spotlight and is flooding her body T.

If she had mood problems before, and it sounds like she did, then they've only been made exponentially worse by the hormones.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
I was never convinced that she was ever happy in any pictures I've seen of her. Probably was the end result of being born into a Buddhist sex cult.
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Y'know those girls from those Buddhist Sex Cults know all kinds of tricks.
You should see how they can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with their tongues...
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In all seriousness if she really was part of the fucked up shit that was going on in that Cult, and considering how young she was when she was exposed to Hellyweird and all their degeneracy, its not surprising she's ended up so fucked up.
She's histrionic and she's annoying, and she's tried to cause drama at the expense of innocent people more than once with her big mouth and her bullshit statements, but it does go a long way to explaining why she's like she is.
 
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sheepworldvizor said:
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Lol.
That hat is fooling no one.

Please join me in praying for a vid of Caitlyn and Ellen standing next to each other one day.
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so i had a look around the instagram account for that books store; they seem pretty insufferable. what is it about modern bughives that turn every single person living there into insufferable cunts who are unbearable to be around? that page makes me even happier that i live far away from bughives.

from what ive seen, they never once stopped requiring masks since covid started. and of course they have to point out, so everyone knows, that a picture of a person without a mask was done safely and far away from others. wouldnt want the plebs to think that someone hasnt been wearing their coof mask even if covid isnt really a concern anymore for most people. i legit can not get into the mindset of someone who in 2023 still thinks covid is such a huge issue that we need to virtue signal about masks. then again im no bughive NPC.
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any pooners need a binder? nothings says heccin valid masculine man like wearing right elastic shirts designed to hide boba.
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
i legit can not get into the mindset of someone who in 2023 still thinks covid is such a huge issue that we need to virtue signal about masks
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That joint is “queer/trans/sex worker” run. They should be worrying less about the coof and more about other diseases. I hope they made Ellen put a condom on her packer.
 
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sheepworldvizor said:
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Lol.
That hat is fooling no one.

Please join me in praying for a vid of Caitlyn and Ellen standing next to each other one day.
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honestly that indian(persian) chick is kind of cute. too bad she is an insufferable commie bughiver. i could fix her.
monstrous bubo said:
They should be worrying less about the coof and more about other diseases.
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well, you remember when monkey pox was a thing the initial response was to tell people to wear masks even though it was being spread by faggots having sex. seems to the NPC types, wearing a mask is the answer to all diseases.

but yes, the LGBTQIAP+ community has far more diseases than just coof to worry about.
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
I legit can not get into the mindset of someone who in 2023 still thinks covid is such a huge issue that we need to virtue signal about masks. then again im no NPC.
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You named it, they're NPCs. Similar to Liz Dong-Gone they have no internal dialog.

All they crave is attention to validate their hollow mindless existence ( "I'm heck'n valid" ). Their entire persona is derived from whatever media talking point, tik-tok trend, or propaganda that they are exposed to, as long as it's popular.

In the case of Ellen however, she was super-mega molested. Perhaps long ago she had hopes and dreams but dealing with her very legitimate trauma is not encouraged by the LA zeitgeist. And amongst the groomers, sycophants, and enablers she was encouraged to tune in, trend up, and troon out.... many such cases with pooners.
 
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That torso Ellen bought herself looks straight out of a THQ N64 wrestling game. It's worse than uncanny valley - It's low polygon.

Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
what is it about modern bughives that turn every single person living there into insufferable cunts who are unbearable to be around?
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My working hypothesis is that actively participating in a bughive erodes one's capacity for internal monologue and self-sufficiency.
 
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