Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Manly_Brony]

So is “Elliot” a “straight man” now or still banging chicks? Just wondering if I ever went to LA if I could download Grindr and pozzload the fuck out of her neghole for the bants?

She's still into women but nobody who applauded wants to go down on the bargain bin Bruce Lee.

 

[Edna Turnblad]

She can perhaps take a role of worlds tallest midget pooner in the next Netflix woke show. Share that transjoy oh little one!

 

[Manly_Brony]

She can perhaps take a role of worlds tallest midget pooner in the next Netflix woke show. Share that transjoy oh little one!

That's all she has since radiating that trans joy. Voicework, documentaries, indie films made by fellow LGTVs and thrown bone roles. Literally "I'm very happy for him but I'm not going to cast a 5′ 1″ action star or leading man in my movie." I believe that Ellen would've been in the M-She-U by now if she stayed a cute dyke. This is one of the reasons why she resorted to writing and talking about being groomed in Hollywood. It sounds suspiciously like "I forgive you if you employ me!" to me. But a child actor mentioning sexual assault in his or her book is like a Navy SEAL writing about being shot at.

 

[Procrastinhater]

She can perhaps take a role of worlds tallest midget pooner in the next Netflix woke show. Share that transjoy oh little one!

Maybe they should cast her as Chris Redfield if that Netflix Resident Evil (the one with Blade Black Albert Wesker. Yes really ) gets a new season.

Basketball Wesker

Pressing F for Lance Reddick, he was was a great actor and did his best as Basketball Wesker with the shitty script they gave him. At least he doesn't have to suffer knowing one of his final roles was such a heap of dogshit

 

[Crex Crex]

I wonder what her next stunt will be, considering even trooning out wasn't enough to resuscitate her career. Staging a fake hate crime is off the table because of Smollett, but troons are stupid so who knows.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Maybe they should cast her as Chris Redfield

Unironically I would love a series that focuses on a teeny tiny hero and everyone plays it straight. No mocking the hero for their size, just the absurdity of it all.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I wonder what her next stunt will be, considering even trooning out wasn't enough to resuscitate her career. Staging a fake hate crime is off the table because of Smollett, but troons are stupid so who knows.

Her career only went downhill after she began Poonerization.
There's just no roles for Pooners, not enough to make a living from, it's extremely niche and very few people are writing parts for or are interested in watching Pooners, and there's not many roles for tiny, frog voiced depressed manlets.
She destroyed her career when she decided to LARP as a man. They kept her on on Umbrella Academy because she was already cast and she's have kicked up a manly crying fit if she was booted, so they had to rewrite the whole of Season 3 to accommodate the Vanya/Viktor bullshit, which ended up killing the show anyway, and her only role after that has been one about (surprise) a Pooner.

Before this she was in AAA Budget Hollywood flicks like Inception and stuff, alongside people like Leo DeCrappyhole, Poonification is the worst thing she could have done as an actress.

 

[Manly_Brony]

There's just no roles for Pooners, not enough to make a living from, it's extremely niche and very few people are writing parts for or are interested in watching Pooners

The largest chunk of transmen are zoomers IIRC so she's obviously too old and haggard-looking to play a teen or a twen. We're not in the 1980s anymore when it was normal for actors pushing 30 to at least try to convince the audience that they're high schoolers. I called her unemployable before but there are few options for her besides bitching or joining the 41%:

- She can do porn in this libertine age full of sickos.
- She can start e-begging on Patreon.
- She can give The Asylum a call to be one of the main characters of their latest mockbuster and pray for a franchise.
- She can blackmail someone to get that M-She-U or Disney Wars role which would at least pay well.
- She can gather some like-minded talent to write, produce and act in a woke horror film about a transphobic slasher villain, play the final girlboy Larry Strode and again pray for a franchise.

 

[Haram Habibi]

I was just thinking, what if Ellen had "come out" as a butch lesbian instead of a tranny. Trannies want to claim they are the most discriminated against people in the world, but a gender non conforming lesbian would not be celebrated by the mainstream media anywhere near this much.

She could have made a cute "soft butch", though - an adorkable tomboy type.

There could have been some nice character roles for that look. (Certainly more than for the wannabe 5' tall "leading man" she's trying to be, anyway.)

 

[Crex Crex]

Her career only went downhill after she began Poonerization.

It's not like she was in her heyday before pooning out. Inception was ten years behind her and she was essentially living off Umbrella Academy at that point. Since most actors are huge narcissists, I blame her poonout on her need for attention going unsated for too long.

 

[Bookwork]

There's something so desperate about Ellen and her "fellow" pooners. The troons have an air of aggression, even menace, while the pooners are just desperate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

She can do porn

What a fucking horrible thought. I really did not need that image JfC

It's not like she was in her heyday before pooning out. Inception was ten years behind her and she was essentially living off Umbrella Academy at that point. Since most actors are huge narcissists, I blame her poonout on her need of attention going unsated for too long.

Shit you know I never realized how long ago Inception was. I'm definitely getting old lol.
You're right now I try to think she'd had no major roles for years.

 

[Crex Crex]

There's something so desperate about Ellen and her "fellow" pooners. The troons have an air of aggression, even menace, while the pooners are just desperate.

I noticed this too. I think it comes down to troons being aggressive sex pests, while pooners are just extremely insecure and clearly pathologically unhappy.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Maybe she can star in Juno 2 as the male lead?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

The largest chunk of transmen are zoomers IIRC so she's obviously too old and haggard-looking to play a teen or a twen. We're not in the 1980s anymore when it was normal for actors pushing 30 to at least try to convince the audience that they're high schoolers. I called her unemployable before but there are few options for her besides bitching or joining the 41%:

- She can do porn in this libertine age full of sickos.
- She can start e-begging on Patreon.
- She can give The Asylum a call to be one of the main characters of their latest mockbuster and pray for a franchise.
- She can blackmail someone to get that M-She-U or Disney Wars role which would at least pay well.
- She can gather some like-minded talent to write, produce and act in a woke horror film about a transphobic slasher villain, play the final girlboy Larry Strode and again pray for a franchise.

I bet she starts writing inspirational YA novels for twans and kweer tweens and does Barnes & Noble and public library promo gigs (via the Page Pooner Tour Bus!) for the rest of her shortened life.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

That's all she has since radiating that trans joy. Voicework, documentaries, indie films made by fellow LGTVs and thrown bone roles. Literally "I'm very happy for him but I'm not going to cast a 5′ 1″ action star or leading man in my movie." I believe that Ellen would've been in the M-She-U by now if she stayed a cute dyke. This is one of the reasons why she resorted to writing and talking about being groomed in Hollywood. It sounds suspiciously like "I forgive you if you employ me!" to me. But a child actor mentioning sexual assault in his or her book is like a Navy SEAL writing about being shot at.

She WAS in the MCU, if we're counting X-Men. Now she's just an XX "man".

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

There's something so desperate about Ellen and her "fellow" pooners. The troons have an air of aggression, even menace, while the pooners are just desperate.

I noticed this too. I think it comes down to troons being aggressive sex pests, while pooners are just extremely insecure and clearly pathologically unhappy.

Unfortunately, the stinkditch has documented enough “modern-day” pooners who are clearly as perverted and nasty as their male brethren that almost all of my original sympathy for them has gone… not Ellen, though. That’s the most prominent case of pooning out to escape sexualization I ever saw. I shudder thinking she at least feels she has “relief” from no longer being attractive despite her life being in the shitter otherwise and she knows it.

 

[Manly_Brony]

She WAS in the MCU, if we're counting X-Men. Now she's just an XX "man".

There was a Kitty Pryde film in the making before Disney purchased Fox. Hmm... Huge Yakman is coming back so it isn't hard to imagine an astroturfed fancasting movement which results in Marvel Comics publishing a quick comic about Kitty Pryde going on testosterone and getting the titty chop before Kevin Feige announces "Elliot" returning as Kirk Pryde. Some of you may remember this suspicious hubbub on social media about why a Black actress I've never heard of would be the perfect Rogue:

https://screenrant.com/keke-palmer-mcu-x-men-casting-video-response/

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Her career only went downhill after she began Poonerization.
There's just no roles for Pooners, not enough to make a living from, it's extremely niche and very few people are writing parts for or are interested in watching Pooners, and there's not many roles for tiny, frog voiced depressed manlets.
She destroyed her career when she decided to LARP as a man. They kept her on on Umbrella Academy because she was already cast and she's have kicked up a manly crying fit if she was booted, so they had to rewrite the whole of Season 3 to accommodate the Vanya/Viktor bullshit, which ended up killing the show anyway, and her only role after that has been one about (surprise) a Pooner.

Before this she was in AAA Budget Hollywood flicks like Inception and stuff, alongside people like Leo DeCrappyhole, Poonification is the worst thing she could have done as an actress.

All of the TIF roles are for women under 25 because then they still have the "sort of androgynous mega butch" look and the "one bad cough away from keeling over" look hasn't set in yet. But if they keep up the testosterone use, it will. There is a TIF in that new movie Talk to Me and she just looks like a butch lesbian.

 

[Nancy]

Minor PL but it's funny, so fuck it. So, we needed to go out and buy groceries but it was freezing cold, so my fiancé let me wear his wool coat and he said I looked like Ellen Page going to an award ceremony

I can't imagine what's going through her mind, because while I was warm and toasty, it did look absolutely ridiculous on me, and she gets her clothes tailor made and they still look oversized and emphasise how petite she is

I don't watch a lot of movies or TV so I can't say how her career is doing but I don't think mainstream audiences would be able to suspend their disbelief enough when they're looking at a tiny freak with her tits cut off trying to play a man who's being height mogged by other women

Will she have to wear lifts and dig ditches for her taller female co-stars to stand in like Tom Cruise (apparently) did?

Regardless, it's sad to see what she's done to herself