Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[batteredpancakes]

What's weird to me is there are plenty of small, cute brunettes who have been working since they were kids and seem to get plenty of work and have aged gracefully. Her argument holds no water. She's just not a great actress.

Linda Cardellini

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Anna Paquin

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Christina Ricci

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You could even use Winona Ryder as an example; who's been welcomed back in the spotlight despite being in her 50s. And she's 15 years older than Page.

 

[suzieQQ]

You could even use Winona Ryder as an example; who's been welcomed back in the spotlight despite being in her 50s. And she's 15 years older than Page.

Oh shit, good call. Yes, the literal blueprint of the manic pixie dream girl is STILL getting work and she's considered ancient by Hollywood standards (aka beyond dumb). I wonder how she feels about her shoplifting/Rx era nowadays lol

 

[batteredpancakes]

I wonder how she feels about her shoplifting

FYI The reason she was shoplifting was because she had been given a bunch of serious drugs from a quack Doctor called Jules Mark Lusman. Turns out he's extremely shady and had been abusing his ability to prescribe drugs for a long time and the shoplifting incident had brought this all to light. He ended up with permanently losing his medical license; which is a rare punishment for a Doctor in the USA.

Basically, she was a victim of a shady celebrity doctor was all kinds of fucked up when she was shoplifting. I feel bad for her as this is the only negative thing I've ever heard about her.

Oh and the court found out that guy had also been prescribing Demerol, Ambien, Xanax and syringes to Courtney Love in the summer of 2001. I assume Courtney hates Winona for getting her drug dealer in trouble.

 

[suzieQQ]

FYI The reason she was shoplifting was because she had been given a bunch of serious drugs from a quack Doctor called Jules Mark Lusman. Turns out he's extremely shady and had been abusing his ability to prescribe drugs for a long time and the shoplifting incident had brought this all to light. He ended up with permanently losing his medical license; which is a rare punishment for a Doctor in the USA.

Basically, she was a victim of a shady celebrity doctor was all kinds of fucked up when she was shoplifting. I feel bad for her as this is the only negative thing I've ever heard about her.

Oh and the court found out that guy had also been prescribing Demerol, Ambien, Xanax and syringes to Courtney Love in the summer of 2001. I assume Courtney hates Winona for getting her drug dealer in trouble.

Holy shit, I had no idea. I try to avoid as much celebrity gossip shit as possible. I vaguely recall her initial excuse was something along the lines of "Oh, it's for a role where I play a kleptomaniac" but damn, that makes way more sense and is so much worse. Poor woman.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Holy shit, I had no idea. I try to avoid as much celebrity gossip shit as possible. I vaguely recall her initial excuse was something along the lines of "Oh, it's for a role where I play a kleptomaniac" but damn, that makes way more sense and is so much worse. Poor woman.

Unfortunately by the time the truth came to light it was already old news. Most people are unaware of this and think she just a klepto.
I only found out the truth because I was listening to some rando podcast years ago about shady medical doctors and his name came up unrelated to her. I searched his name and ending up finding out he was caught because of that incident.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

And if you pulled out to cum on her belly, it would settle into the implants like waffle batter poured into an iron someone forgot to plug in.

This is the most haram image on the internet’s most haram website. Well done/shame on you. I hope the image you have wrought haunts you each time you bust a nut.

 

[PetiteFeet]

And if you pulled out to cum on her belly, it would settle into the implants like waffle batter poured into an iron someone forgot to plug in.

You've heard of cum gutters and jizz lanes, what would you call the AAP ftm version?

 

[Your_deadname_here]

You could even use Winona Ryder as an example; who's been welcomed back in the spotlight despite being in her 50s. And she's 15 years older than Page.

Winona even had a pretty serious hit to her Q rating when she got popped for shoplifting. Still bounced back.

 

[TVB]

Winona even had a pretty serious hit to her Q rating when she got popped for shoplifting. Still bounced back.

Winona Ryder was the subject of tabloid journalism and celebrity gossip for a little while

 

[FedPostalService]

This is the most haram image on the internet’s most haram website. Well done/shame on you. I hope the image you have wrought haunts you each time you bust a nut.

It’ll be a tough wank but I feel up to the challenge.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Winona Ryder was the subject of tabloid journalism and celebrity gossip for a little while

Winona Ryder is pretty

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Usually when a musician kicks heroin they end up battering the weights and end up swoll. Pete Doherty is troon Netflix employee fat. He’d make a good girlfriend for Elliot.

Brent Smith pretty much exemplifies the heroin chic->moviebob-> /fit/izen pipeline.

I'm 98% certain Elleniot will never achieve that level of results in what's left of xyr life.

 

[TVB]

Winona Ryder is pretty

Even today as she's over 52 years old as of the time of this post, she still looks beautiful

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

You've heard of cum gutters and jizz lanes, what would you call the AAP ftm version?

Spaffle iron

 

[Hamstirer]

You've heard of cum gutters and jizz lanes, what would you call the AAP ftm version?

Spunk ditch

 

[batteredpancakes]

Check out these pics I grabbed from Getty. Date is Feb 10th.

She looks like an old man.

 

[Constellationzero]

Check out these pics I grabbed from Getty. Date is Feb 10th.
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She looks like an old man.

She looks like an old iteration of a South Park character. Back when they did it with construction paper cutouts. Plus, Goddamn, that head's too big.

 

[Deepland Bystander]

Check out these pics I grabbed from Getty. Date is Feb 10th.
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She looks like an old man.

If only you knew how bad things really are

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

Check out these pics I grabbed from Getty. Date is Feb 10th.
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She looks like an old man.

oh goodness, she looks like a preteen boy who got lost in the mall and is trying to play it off cool

 

[batteredpancakes]

I'm fascinated how the testosterone and aging has changed her face (20 vs. 37).

Feels like a completely different face shape, hard to believe it's the same skull under there.
Facial fat really can drastically change appearance. I guess that's why forensic facial reconstruction is so hard.

Also, am I crazy or did she get jaw implants?

Mouth is open at the same angle here, yet the jaw angle is more shallow.