Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Don't know if we spotted her at the BFI Flare film festival in London, but I think one of the press photographers is a TERF as there's some incredibly unflattering photos on Getty Images
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Zoom in on the first one - they've high definition snapped her skin, making her look especially rough.
Ugh you can literally see the blackheads on her nose.
 
If you took several hundred photos of the most attractive person who's ever been alive, you're still gonna get a bunch of unflattering pictures, especially if they're talking or are going through different lighting setups. Humans have a ton of little microexpressions that look goofy when frozen.

That being said, Ellen still looks real bad and that haircut is hilarious.
Sure, but this photographer only uploaded 58 photographs (some of which are black and white dupes) and most of them are bad
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And now... Oh wow, now we get to see her throwing poisonous shots at both Linda and her father, just look at this shit and tell me how good their relationship must be right now. And this is only for the cooking. These shots would not end here, however.

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I’m still catching up with the chapter releases but…Does anyone else find it totally bizarre that she had a timer at her meals as a kid? She was left sitting along, supposed to finish her meal, before a buzzer went off? WTF.

I don’t know what kind of child she was but she had been broken at a young age if she was going along with finishing all her food before the buzzer at such a young age. I have a hard time buying this. I totally believe making a kid sit at a table to finish a meal, but a buzzer?

Im pretty sure the story is supposed to end with her being served up the same plate for breakfast.
 
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It's not uncommon to use timers to help small children get things done like bathtime, before-bed routines, etc.

Sometimes when children are slow eaters or picky eaters you do a thing where you make them sit at the table for a period of time, say 30 minutes. After that time is up you take the food and they can go. The timer just helps them understand how much time is passing.

Ellen seems to be an unreliable narrator and a histrionic weirdo in general. Knowing that, I'm not going to assume this was some horrific abusive force-feeding ritual. She's being dramatic, imo.
 
Imagine taking it personally when a drug-addicted, schizoid homeless person shouts faggot at you.
inb4 anybody starts scolding you about how actually when you've been traumatized, a man yelling in your face can trigger fight or flight and be quite upsetting blah blah blah
Because while this ^ is true, there's a difference between it happening and you're like "jfc I need help" vs writing a terrible pro-pooner book as a celebrity presenting the story as objective truth about what a LGBTQ+ victim you are for getting threatened by a crackhead
 
This has to be one of the most viscerally unpleasant books I've ever read from (via excerpts I guess). Somehow it puts me off more than this one memoir I read by a woman who lost all of her children in a car crash, I don't know how Ellen manages to top that.
What do y’all reckon would be easier to masturbate to?

1.) Ellen’s frog-voiced, self-narrated audiobook of Pagedood

OR…

2.) An audiobook of Angela’s Ashes? Recordings of a senile old man trying to find his way out of K-Mart?
 
What do y’all reckon would be easier to masturbate to?

1.) Ellen’s frog-voiced, self-narrated audiobook of Pagedood

OR…

2.) An audiobook of Angela’s Ashes? Recordings of a senile old man trying to find his way out of K-Mart?

At least Angela’s Ashes has sex scenes in it. True, with a tuberculoid ginger and sheep, but still hotter than a pooner.
 
Kids being sexually inappropriate is itself a sign they're being molested themselves.
You're right of course. To me the 'I touched my friend's thigh out of nowhere' incident reads as Ellen having no clue about normal social behaviour and not respecting boundaries because of that, rather than the result of any abuse. But maybe that's incorrect. It's such an oddly written book and Ellen is such a mess anything could have happened.
 
Don't know if we spotted her at the BFI Flare film festival in London, but I think one of the press photographers is a TERF as there's some incredibly unflattering photos on Getty Images
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Zoom in on the first one - they've high definition snapped her skin, making her look especially rough.
The veins around your eyes being visible is always a glowing sign of perfect health, especially on a barely middle aged woman. My grandfather was a heavy smoker even in old age and he looked better right before he died than she does
 
The veins around your eyes being visible is always a glowing sign of perfect health, especially on a barely middle aged woman. My grandfather was a heavy smoker even in old age and he looked better right before he died than she does
Seriously. Getty Images from these kinds of events tend to be brutal (high def, unretouched, candid micro-expressions, varied lighting etc) but this is more than some acne or a double chin. She looks rough.
 
inb4 anybody starts scolding you about how actually when you've been traumatized, a man yelling in your face can trigger fight or flight and be quite upsetting blah blah blah
Because while this ^ is true, there's a difference between it happening and you're like "jfc I need help" vs writing a terrible pro-pooner book as a celebrity presenting the story as objective truth about what a LGBTQ+ victim you are for getting threatened by a crackhead
Like many people, I've been aggressively labelled a fucking faggot by a random homeless man for walking in the same street as them and yes it's unsettling but not a life-changing experience. At worst it's a mildly interesting anecdote to bring up in your next conversation with friends, not a reason to seek out a sex change. It's not something that should ruin your day, let alone your life.
 
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