Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[batteredpancakes]

Julia Shiplett

38, failed comedian, no kids, talks about queer shit. I'm guessing she has a history of dating woman to some degree.

This is definitely her just trying to climb up the career ladder. I'm sure Ellen's been trying to get a genuine straight these past 5 years but has to settle for a "bisexual".

Also, did not realize it's been almost half a decade since she came out.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Ellen found herself a a girlfriend, Julia Shiplett. As far as I can tell a literally who comedian with resting bitch face. She uploaded a lovely video of Ellen's ripped masc physique.

Daily Mail. / Archive.
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Julia does ebin jokes like 'millennials and zoomers wear their clothes slightly differently' and 'I use a phone filter to look like that guy from American Ink'.
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Jesus Christ those fake ass implants she got to look like she has muscles are so glaring when compared to AIDS victim body. Not that she had Aids only that she looks like she does.

 

[Écho Öwl]

Jesus Christ those fake ass implants she got to look like she has muscles are so glaring when compared to AIDS victim body. Not that she had Aids only that she looks like she does.

It’s the discontinuity of body fat %.

There aren’t the ripped nature of the low body fat elsewhere on her body that would discern the presence of abs.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

That video of Ellen in the pool is so gross. It makes me feel like I'm watching something illegal. Her body language maybe? It's disturbing in a way I can't explain.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

That video suggests she might be a tif too, they're probably going to get competitive about like like anachans when you put them on a ward together.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Ellen found herself a a girlfriend, Julia Shiplett. As far as I can tell a literally who comedian with resting bitch face. She uploaded a lovely video of Ellen's ripped masc physique.

Daily Mail. / Archive.
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Julia does ebin jokes like 'millennials and zoomers wear their clothes slightly differently' and 'I use a phone filter to look like that guy from American Ink'.
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Her body looks like the flabby physique of Elon Musk if he decided to implant abs to make himself look ripped.

Also, of course she's dating another hacktivist from the LGBT, that's like the only type of people that can tolerate Ellen's neurotic personality.

 

[Me Love You Long Time]

Ellen found herself a a girlfriend, Julia Shiplett. As far as I can tell a literally who comedian with resting bitch face. She uploaded a lovely video of Ellen's ripped masc physique.

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That hairline ain't looking so great, looks like years of injecting Test has invited the norwood reaper in. Balding pooner arc incoming!

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I'll give it a year before they end up breaking apart. None of these lesbian relationships stay together for very long.

 

[obsdj]

Not that she had Aids only that she looks like she does.

She is NOT well:

As for the girlfriend, she seems like your garden-variety lesbian, so this should work out fine as long as she doesn't slip up on the pronouns in public.

 

[Vect]

This is definitely her just trying to climb up the career ladder. I'm sure Ellen's been trying to get a genuine straight these past 5 years but has to settle for a "bisexual".

Eventually there'll be LGBTQ activists left, because they'll all have full time jobs playing beard to fake men. Thus is the ultimate reward for socially adaptive bisexuality.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ellen Page getting those muscles from her lesbian relationship via boxing

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

 

[PetiteFeet]

The continued exuberance of Trans Joy TM that is Ellen Page.

 

[Marc]

That clip of Ellen being a norwood 4 chad in the pool with all those implanted flotation devices summoned two, powerful sense memories: Rubber WWF action figures in the bathtub, and the Rambo costume from UHF:

 

[indomitable snowman]

Ellen found herself a a girlfriend, Julia Shiplett. As far as I can tell a literally who comedian with resting bitch face. She uploaded a lovely video of Ellen's ripped masc physique.

Daily Mail. / Archive.
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They're in Reykjavík, that's the rainbow road leading up to the church. A shame it's a fake gay rainbow with 6 colors instead of 7. Makes sense to be in Iceland, I have never seen a more pro globohomo, gay, aids country than Iceland. There are more pride flags on buildings (including government buildings) than actual Icelandic flags.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

That video of Ellen in the pool is so gross. It makes me feel like I'm watching something illegal. Her body language maybe? It's disturbing in a way I can't explain.

She has the body language of a sex slave held at gunpoint or a serial killer's victim who was forced to dig their own grave.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

They even uploaded a lovely video together having fun in a pool, where you can see Ellen's totally real and not implanted ripped physique.

The pecs are obviously implants, they're too rigid to be real. Any guy with real pecs can tell you they aren't solid. the abdominals are a result of a procedure known as "abdominal etching". They way over etched, it's incredibly obvious. From being a friend of a very well known plastic surgeon (who's only work on me was having him reattach the tip of my thumb when I nearly cut it off in an accident), I can tell you the whole reason for abdominal etching is to enhance that area for people that have focal adipose that just won't go away regardless of how much the person in question exercises or diets. You want it to look natural. What this freak has going on looking anything but natural.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

UNIRONICALLY, ellen would look more masculine having a fat fucking beer belly. pooners have known this for a while, even if you are a fat fuck, being fat and stocky looks more masculine. That ab implant looks super uncanny.

ITS ALSO that the core looks significantly stronger than arms to a disproportionate degree. They have fucking NOODLE ARMS, but supposedly body builder fucking abs. NOBODY looks like this

heres some examples to drive this home

Spoiler: spoiler because topless dudes

Heres a skinny dude. basically no body fat but lanky arms and skinny body


Heres a burly one. Slightly more defines abs, but note the HUGE arms.


heres one athletic, and one burly. BOTH have huge arms


Heres a fat guy

notice how all men have their torsos as wide as MAYBE 3-4 of their biceps, but not generally more unless you were a FUCKING hamplanet? even the fatty I shown followed this rule, but ellen looks like its probably 5. Proportions are fucked and it doesn't look normal at all.

Reminds me of THIS really where a homosexual worked out wrong and got a huge chest and stick arms.

Spoiler: another dude

But yeah, I'm not an EXPERT on proportions, but if your arms are getting less than 5 to 1 proportion of width of your torso, SOMETHING IS WRONG. Even fatties outside the most MACABRE examples don't do that.

 

[obsdj]

UNIRONICALLY, ellen would look more masculine having a fat fucking beer belly.

Or at least some facial hair. A beard, even a weedy one, covers a multitude of female dysphoria sins.

 

[Not A Bunny]

The continued exuberance of Trans Joy TM that is Ellen Page.

Christ, I feel terrible for her. She clearly has no one who will tell her how bizarre she looks and that nobody really thinks she's happy.

In fact, she's probably also a case study on exactly the things people should ask the people they know who intend to transition. Things like: is the idea of being the opposite sex making you happy, or do you truly feel like you're opposite sex (complete with a personality profile)? Do you have an ideal body type you'd like to achieve? What happens if you are incapable of achieving that body? Do you believe that this feeling of being the opposite sex will be something you are okay with even if no one around you believes you feel this way, and if they don't, what would you do if no one accepts you?