Inactive Elliot Rodger - The Supreme Gentleman

[exball]

He was a huge pussy

Yet he could never score that huge pussy.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

He was a huge pussy

And that's all he wanted.

 

[KatsuKitty]

And that's all he wanted.

And he never got it despite wanting it more than air.

 

[Artard]

No I didn't. I said that leaving a 5 year old unsupervised in a strange place with hazards around is bad parenting. I did not say that it is what happened. Just that if that was the case that it was, imho, bad parenting.

I don't particularly care about what happened because all kids get into scrapes when they're young. And if you are going to give me some bollocks about parallels with Elliot's Whingesto then please provide the other 136 pages, all the cached comments and I'll happily form a completely untrain armchair psychiatrist opinion on your upbringing. I'll get the couch ready for you and everything.

Well... I'll just say that this has been a most experiencing conversation, and I wish you a pleasant evening.

 

[slep]

And he never got it despite wanting it more than air.

But who was the California version of Mary Lee Walsh and Manajerks who were cockblocking The True Alpha Male?

Is it weird to think that this guy was even lazier than OPL? At least Chris made the effort to create an Attraction Sign. AND Chris actually bothered to attend college courses.

Maybe we've been trolling the wrong LOLcow this whole time.

 

[Cwckifan]

It's a difference of perspective. I have family that have been to boarding schools and it's not a fun time, especially not if you're in prep. I try not to look at the fluff around what he's saying and look at the factual (as far as I know) statements made.

Either way, he wasn't there long, and there were easily many positives to occupy his time instead

 

[Some JERK]

But who was the California version of Mary Lee Walsh and Manajerks who were cockblocking The True Alpha Male?

Is it weird to think that this guy was even lazier than OPL? At least Chris made the effort to make an Attraction Sign.

His attraction sign was a BMW.

 

[teheviltwin]

His attraction sign was a BMW.

Now all I can picture is a chalk-board BMW with WANT WOMAN scrawled on the side and a picture of sonichu.

 

[Cwckifan]

Yet he could never score that huge pussy.

In all fairness, who else but him was qualified to be his lover?

 

[A-Stump]

The only pussy he ever came in contact with was his mother's when he was born ok #whataloser #gamerhumor

 

[exball]

The only pussy he ever came in contact with was his mother's when he was born ok #whataloser #gamerhumor

He was probably born via c-section.

 

[CatParty]

He was probably born via c-section.

And bottle fed

 

[slep]

Just my two cents here is some advice to virgins everywhere.

Look, it's pretty simple.

If you define yourself first and foremost as a virgin, to the point that it becomes an obsession and you join a support group or a forum and you wear a silly hat that makes you look like you front a Ska band, you're going to be Forever Alone. If you think of sex as just one cool thing out there in an interesting life to be lived, and just ONE aspect of your personality and your existence, then maybe everything will fall in place and you'll end up getting some strange.

Right now your hormones are so strong, they're effectively hallucinogens. Just power through it and define yourself as a person, not a dick on a Fuck Quest. Stop wallowing and have some self respect. I hear the lay-deez dig that.

 

[LM 697]

He was a huge pussy

hey hey billy i was going down on my girlfriend the other day and i said "jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy" and she said "why did you say it twice?" and i said "i didnt"

you know

because of the echo

 

[Male]

And bottle fed

he wants to be bottom fed
you know because he's gay

 

[exball]

hey hey billy i was going down on my girlfriend the other day and i said "jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy" and she said "why did you say it twice?" and i said "i didnt"

you know

because of the echo

 

[DykesDykesChina]

from Deviantart

 

[Ariel]

Just my two cents here is some advice to virgins everywhere.

Look, it's pretty simple.

If you define yourself first and foremost as a virgin, to the point that it becomes an obsession and you join a support group or a forum and you wear a silly hat that makes you look like you front a Ska band, you're going to be Forever Alone. If you think of sex as just one cool thing out there in an interesting life to be lived, and just ONE aspect of your personality and your existence, then maybe everything will fall in place and you'll end up getting some strange.

Right now your hormones are so strong, they're effectively hallucinogens. Just power through it and define yourself as a person, not a dick on a Fuck Quest. Stop wallowing and have some self respect. I hear the lay-deez dig that.

Exactly. Also don't blame women for choosing chad thundercock over Neil neckbeard.

 

[Rammspieler]

Thank you Elliot Rodger, for making me seriously consider seeing an escort again. If it wasn't for your little stunt, I wouldn't be freaking out now over what would happen if people found out I was an older virgin.

 

[Artard]

Thank you Elliot Rodger, for making me seriously consider seeing an escort again. If it wasn't for your little stunt, I wouldn't be freaking out now over what would happen if people found out I was an older virgin.

If it fucking bothers you just go and do it. I assure you man, I assure you that people will care as little about your sex life after as they do now.