💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

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it will be burning under the rear passenger seat, which will be made of materials that are flame retardant very effectively against gas fires
A fuel fire will be excluded from the car interior by the bodyshell and any intact windows until it burns through the door seals or that little fuel pump access panel under the back seats, in case it's a plastic one. There's no fireproof coatings on the outside and the interior's only as flame retardant as domestic furniture.
In a Tesla, the flames are going to be coming through every door entrance, many of which you may not be able to open in time, and then through the floor/seats.
All the Tesla (and some other manufacturers') battery teardown vids I've seen have found a mica sheet or some other sort of fireproof insulation panel on top of the battery cells, under the top cover. It's specifically to slow the rate at which heat from the burning battery pack is transmitted to the rest of the car.



Meanwhile, has Elol weaselled his way back in? This was at the Charlie Kirk mega-collab podcast, during Hegseth's go on the mic:
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this probably isn’t great of me to say, but I really hope he doesn’t convert because he’ll instantly become the most obnoxious megachurch pentecostal coalposter on Earth
 
this probably isn’t great of me to say, but I really hope he doesn’t convert because he’ll instantly become the most obnoxious megachurch pentecostal coalposter on Earth
If he does, it would only because Tesla's brand is toxic and both sides of the political aisle hate him. He is just trying to get someone to stop hating him so much so he can sell more shitty electric vehicles

He might be trying to though
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If he does, it would only because Tesla's brand is toxic and both sides of the political aisle hate him. He is just trying to get someone to stop hating him so much so he can sell more shitty electric vehicles

He might be trying to though
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I would not be shocked. Look at how Russel Brand went full right-wing Jesus Freak the second everyone got tired of his shit and those MeToo allegations began to pile up against him.

Elmo is going to pivot to Bible Thumper, hoping that he'll convince enough morons out there that he is really sincere and they'll shill his poorly designed garbage because he's a Good Christian Man now.
 
Nope, I get where you’re coming from, but a lithium ion battery is not a “bomb”. Even with a severely crash damaged battery, the fire progression is almost always slow, compared to a ruptured gas tank on fire.
Source: am battery engineer. I’ve studied many a device and car fire video. Even spoken to firemen about it. I’m not overly worried. For sure, putting the fire out is more of a problem, so if you’re trapped and it’s burning you’re fucked, but you usually are anyway in that scenario (hence: the hammers).

Let’s get back to the musk detraction!
Don't you have to replace a tesla battery every 10-15 years? What happens when people don't want to pay the $20k to replace it and just keep using their unstable battery, aren't Old lithium batteries prone to instantaneous combustion?
 
Don't you have to replace a tesla battery every 10-15 years? What happens when people don't want to pay the $20k to replace it and just keep using their unstable battery, aren't Old lithium batteries prone to instantaneous combustion?
I don't think there's enough very old Teslas to determine if it's going to be a common problem yet. In general, batteries hold up better in cars than they do in lab testing cos they don't get used as harshly in real life.
 
I don't think there's enough very old Teslas to determine if it's going to be a common problem yet. In general, batteries hold up better in cars than they do in lab testing cos they don't get used as harshly in real life.

Don't you have to replace a tesla battery every 10-15 years? What happens when people don't want to pay the $20k to replace it and just keep using their unstable battery, aren't Old lithium batteries prone to instantaneous combustion?

There are a lot of teslas in the 10+ age bracket, mine included, which is outside of the warranty. And even more Nissan Leafs are up there. Typically what happens is one block of the series connected cells becomes weaker, and the BMS then limits the range of the car to prevent a safety issue.
You just notice the range reduce. At some point that gets to where you want to do something about it, because the cars seem to age very well otherwise - how many other modern cars really make it past 15 years before they meet the crusher because there are just too many expensive problems to fix?
Anyway the most common solution is to buy a pack from a wrecker. That is, a low mileage car which got totaled. Just slam it in and you’ve got original range back or better, if you upgraded. For example the original Leaf only djd 80 miles, but if you choose a battery from the late model you can get 220!

A salvage pack will cost you more in the 5-10k range. And even the dead pack has residual value. It’s a lot, but you appreciate never having paid for an oil change, filters, accessory belt, cam belt, plugs, clutch or dual mass flywheel, starter, alternator, exhaust, catalyser, DPF, EGR, turbo… etc. Even brakes don’t really wear on an EV.

There are shops that will repair the battery too, by swapping just the weak block. That’s a lot cheaper but I feel like you’re on borrowed time until the next one goes.

More unstable with age? Not unless the car is just parked in a barn for 10 years, I’d be a bit worried about it then, like your old iPhone in a drawer that puffs up. That’s due to the cells going “below empty” which is a known problem.
 
Seems Elon's dad Errol has been accused of sexually abusing five of his children and stepchildren, a couple of whom begged Elon for assistance.



Also, this:

The earliest accusation was in 1993 when Errol Musk’s stepdaughter, then 4 years old, told relatives he had touched her at the family house. A decade later, the stepdaughter said she caught him sniffing her dirty underwear. Some family members have also accused Errol Musk of abusing two of his daughters and a stepson. And as recently as 2023, family members and a social worker attempted to intervene after his then 5-year-old son said his father had groped his buttocks.

If true, this fucker definitely needs to be fried.:suffering:
 
compared to a ruptured gas tank on fire.
except that extinguishing a class-4 metal fire is really fuckin difficult

it can react with water, as well as the stuff in most fire-extinguishers

only thing worse than a lithium fire, is a lithium-fluorine fire

but at least an Li-F fire can be used for rockets if ur a mad scientist from the 50s
 
Seems Elon's dad Errol has been accused of sexually abusing five of his children and stepchildren, a couple of whom begged Elon for assistance.



Also, this:



If true, this fucker definitely needs to be fried.:suffering:

You all called me bitter for insisting that Elon Musk is a pedophile. Well I am bitter but I'm also correct!!!

Those "naked parties" Errol took Elon to when he was 9 were pederasty parties. Immaturity in adulthood is often a sign of sexual abuse as a child. We know Elon fucked an underage asian boy during his "kung fu" practice with Ghislaine in 2016. When Epstein emailed him a few days later to ask how it went Elpn, ever the edgelord, posted a cryptic response on Twitter before responding to the email a day later.

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And if you dig deep into Ghislaine's famous reddit powermod account you'll find she posted an article about he possibilities of a planet being discovered that could host alien life the day of the alleged meeting with Elon. Ghislaine even deleted this post from her public profile, however, we see it was captured on the frontpage of the subreddit she modded by archive (wonder why all those Silicon Valley kikes wanted to close down the website?)

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Oh, and in interviews with Ghislaine she mentions she once had a conversation with Elon about the possibilities of life on other planets. Coincidence? Or was she reminding Elon that she knew a dirty little secret about him?

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We know Elon partied with Diddy and that him and Diddy texts all the time. They were fucking kids. Elon even opened a private groomer school in Texas, the giveaway was it was only for kids ages 3-8. Thats his favorite age group. If he was doing it for the sake of education then why no middle school or high school?

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We know Elon tried to get into a babyfur club back in 2009. He admitted under oath to role-playing online as a toddler. His oldest son trooned out (likely because of shit Elon did to him when he was a child.)

Crucifying him would be an insult to Jesus Christ and Spartacus, so I'll say this instead; can we burn Elon alive at the stake yet?
 
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I find this video immensely entertaining and an insight into the minds of the people who still praise Tesla and Elon. They tried to drive a tesla from coast to coast using only Autopilot.


Highlights
  • Watches FSD driving right towards the road debris, does not take action because Elons FSD will save us
  • Car hit the debris with a lot of force to the point it's amazing the airbags didn't deploy.
  • Car has clearly taken mechanical damage of some form "TRY TURNIN IT ON AND OFF AGAIN MAYBE IT WILL RESET IT!!!"
  • "OFFICER THERE WAS NO TIME TO AVOID THE OBJECT WE WERE YELLING ABOUT FOR 20 SECONDS"
  • "THIS IS CRAZY THIS IS INSANE GUYS"

Part 3
  • We open to still fucking around with the Ipad and have discovered that the front motor has disengaged "I don't know if thats for a reason or not"
  • Gaslights themselves into believing that the rattling is just from the "uneven road"
  • Praises Elons amazing build quality and the superiority of Tesla design to ICE vehicles after the car just drove itself into a fucking brick of metal.
  • They make it a little bit further before the car starts screaming at them that it is SEVERELY INJURED and PLEASE SEND HELP
  • They finally decide after realizing it is in fact not the road making that sound but it is the car to go to a muffler shop so they can look under the car
  • Praises Elons amazing build quality that the metal plate specifically built to protect the battery pack from being punctured and exploding is just deeply scratched.
  • A group of unamused mexican men with a torch and pliers manage to makeshift cobble the broken bracket of the suspension back together so the two homosexuals can continue their journey. Considering how it was banged and twisted back together haphazardly in the back of a muffler repair shop I doubt it will make it to Florida.
Edit: I watched the other two they are mostly boring but the summary is.

Part 4
  • Car doesn't want to charge.
Part 5
  • Car is completely fucked will barely charge
Part 6
  • Captains log stardate 2567 I am now in the Tesla Tuscon lobby it is really nice and really big.
  • 30 seconds later I am no longer in the Tesla dealership lobby I am back at home with my other Tesla.
  • The Tesla battery pack is dead and they caused 25 grand of damage to the car.
 
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I find this video immensely entertaining and an insight into the minds of the people who still praise Tesla and Elon. They tried to drive a tesla from coast to coast using only Autopilot.


Highlights
  • Watches FSD driving right towards the road debris, does not take action because Elons FSD will save us
  • Car hit the debris with a lot of force to the point it's amazing the airbags didn't deploy.
  • Car has clearly taken mechanical damage of some form "TRY TURNIN IT ON AND OFF AGAIN MAYBE IT WILL RESET IT!!!"
  • "OFFICER THERE WAS NO TIME TO AVOID THE OBJECT WE WERE YELLING ABOUT FOR 20 SECONDS"
  • "THIS IS CRAZY THIS IS INSANE GUYS"

Part 3
  • We open to still fucking around with the Ipad and have discovered that the front motor has disengaged "I don't know if thats for a reason or not"
  • Gaslights themselves into believing that the rattling is just from the "uneven road"
  • Praises Elons amazing build quality and the superiority of Tesla design to ICE vehicles after the car just drove itself into a fucking brick of metal.
  • They make it a little bit further before the car starts screaming at them that it is SEVERELY INJURED and PLEASE SEND HELP
  • They finally decide after realizing it is in fact not the road making that sound but it is the car to go to a muffler shop so they can look under the car
  • Praises Elons amazing build quality that the metal plate specifically built to protect the battery pack from being punctured and exploding is just deeply scratched.
  • A group of unamused mexican men with a torch and pliers manage to makeshift cobble the broken bracket of the suspension back together so the two homosexuals can continue their journey. Considering how it was banged and twisted back together haphazardly in the back of a muffler repair shop I doubt it will make it to Florida.
his channel name is Bearded Tesla Guy. What kind of a douche do you have to be in order to make having facial hair be your personality?
 
We know Elon fucked an underage asian boy during his "kung fu" practice with Ghislaine in 2016.
Are you schizoposting? How do we "know" this? Your evidence is that Maxwell posted some kind of message about habitable planets on Reddit?
 
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