Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144


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Taken at Trump's rally in Butler, Pa, October 5th 2024.

Euphoric.
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You know that guy who shows up at every party like “you guys let’s get WASTED!” Convinced he’s still the life of the party, even though you and your friends are in your 50s? He interrupts every conversation with a long tale about how he totally “pwned” this moron on X, and everyone clapped. Literally everyone at the party hates him, but you all know that if you stop inviting him he’ll have no one and just rot into his online persona.

I’m not sure why I thought of that. 🤔
 
Is Elon even a U.S. citizen? I can’t be assed to look it up.
I believe he is, via that EB5 buy yourself a citizenship "fast track legal citizenship if you invest millions in US industry creating jobs or whatever" program. Elon's also a legal Canadian citizen, since his mother is Canadian and children of Canadian citizens are granted automatic Canadian citizenship at birth (if applied).

Theoretically, if Elon gets bored with American politics, there's always the possibility he can move up North and fuck shit up for the Canucks (although Canadian politicians don't seem to need any help on that front...) 🇨🇦
 
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