Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Bummer]

I feel like a retard for assuming that the simplest, least clown world explanation would end up being what happened but I'm pretty cool with being wrong here because this shit is fascinating.

 

[purpleflurp]

Elon doesn't understand that HIPAA (not HIPPA) only applies to people with access to your medical information, not random people asking you about your medical history.

Didn't Boogie and his brother try throwing this exact same excuse when he was outed for lying about cancer?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I guess Elon is the only winner in this story... people really stuck with the narrative that his shitty truck is indestructible.

That's what I'm saying. Nobody is talking about how Elon and Vivek shat the bed with the H1B visa fiasco anymore, and Elon gets to sell more Cybertrucks. Cui bono?

The only thing that could make it more obvious is if they "find" that guy's profile and it's full of anti-Indian and anti-H1B posts.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

One thing I and many others noticed about Elon lately is that whenever he is in a public event, he always likes to bring one of his younger children with him all the time. It doesn't even feel like lazy PR to make him seem like a good father, it genuinely comes across like he's using his kid as a human shield just so no one would kill him by using his kid for the same logic that this comic book character did

 

[Desktop User2]

One thing I and many others noticed about Elon lately is that whenever he is in a public event, he always likes to bring one of his younger children with him all the time. It doesn't even feel like lazy PR to make him seem like a good father, it genuinely comes across like he's using his kid as a human shield just so no one would kill him by using his kid for the same logic that this comic book character did

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I dont think someone paid or hellbent on murdering him would care if his spawn is on his lap. "No women, no children" is a movie thing.

 

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Musk cocksuckers are the most despicable trash. Just look at this fucking faggot, shilling for Elon Musk as he continues to attack American workers (but he supports the lesbian investment banker Alice Weidel! FUCKING BASED):

Spoiler: soulofpetronius

Anons— show appreciation to Elon. We had the fight, we held the line, he came around, and now we reunify. We can’t keep nuking Elon on his platform— it’s movement counterproductive. Vast majority of the H-1Bs are going back. He’s backing AfD. He’s our guy. Onward.

https://x.com/soulofpetronius/status/1873203800959533299

https://archive.is/ALBPs

It's good for 'the movement' guys! Not a political movement, just his bowel movement where he shits ten other fags cum out of his ass.

 

[Fcret]

Adrian Dittmann posted on 4chan and accidentally revealed that he has admin privileges

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https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/493045390/#493057242

archive

elons tripcode:

!AshKOb5.II

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/%21AshKOb5.II%20/

other interesting bits:

elon threatens to buy 4chan:

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Elon will call the cyberpolice on you:

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elon has lots of sex:

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Elon's delusional if he thinks buying 4chan is viable. The site is already slowly losing users, most of the wealthy first-worlders have left for other sites/discord, and the only reason the userbase accepted Hiromoot was because of his background running 2ch as well as his generally hands-off approach.

Also I'm pretty sure hiroyuki isn't interested in selling. He fancies himself the jap with the finger on the pulse of the English-speaking internet and brags about it to other japs on TV and youtube. There's no financial incentive either - 4chan is actually making a tidy profit now because of the passes coupled with how cheap the site is to run.

Plus Elon is broke right now. He doesn't have the cash on hand to buy it and Saudi goonprinces aren't going to front the cash for him again so he can acquire fucking 4chan of all places.

 

[Desktop User2]

That's what I'm saying. Nobody is talking about how Elon and Vivek shat the bed with the H1B visa fiasco anymore, and Elon gets to sell more Cybertrucks. Cui bono?

The only thing that could make it more obvious is if they "find" that guy's profile and it's full of anti-Indian and anti-H1B posts.

How do you figure Elon got this dude to immolate himself with firecrackers?

 

[Something Awful]

The 4chan guy is not Elon. It's a shitposter. Not even close to his writing style, the screenshot with "ADMIN PORTAL" is trivially faked, and why would he suddenly openly post on 4chan?

Turns out another Cybertruck combusted on a dealership lot on New Year's Eve.

Gonna buff out the scratches on this one too, nigger?

It doesn't even feel like lazy PR to make him seem like a good father, it genuinely comes across like he's using his kid as a human shield

He'd have to be really naive to believe using his own kid as a shield would deter an assassin.

 

[Drip Torch]

Elon's delusional if he thinks buying 4chan is viable. The site is already slowly losing users, most of the wealthy first-worlders have left for other sites/discord, and the only reason the userbase accepted Hiromoot was because of his background running 2ch as well as his generally hands-off approach.

Also I'm pretty sure hiroyuki isn't interested in selling. He fancies himself the jap with the finger on the pulse of the English-speaking internet and brags about it to other japs on TV and youtube. There's no financial incentive either - 4chan is actually making a tidy profit now because of the passes coupled with how cheap the site is to run.

Plus Elon is broke right now. He doesn't have the cash on hand to buy it and Saudi goonprinces aren't going to front the cash for him again so he can acquire fucking 4chan of all places.

I fucking new it! Elon uses 4Chan, because of course he does. That's where he gets his furry femboy yiff.

Edit: Even if false info. He is still a 4Cuck.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

How do you figure Elon got this dude to immolate himself with firecrackers?

He was already dead when they loaded him into the Cybertruck along with the fireworks, then remotely driven him to the location. That's why he never got out of the vehicle or tried to ram the gates or shoot any of the guns he had. Nigga was already dead.

 

[Desktop User2]

He was already dead when they loaded him into the Cybertruck along with the fireworks, then remotely driven him to the location. That's why he never got out of the vehicle or tried to ram the gates or shoot any of the guns he had. Nigga was already dead.

Thank you for that.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

elon threatens to buy 4chan:

Is he asking 4chan to go full on anti-Pajeet? Because this is how you get 4chan to go full on anti-Pajeet.

Elon will call the cyberpolice on you:

I can imagine Elon on his knees in the Oval Office begging "Please Daddy Trump. Please make it illegal for people to make fun of me! I tried banning them off of X and now they're doing it on 4chan!"

And then Trump's going to be like "What the fuck is a 4chan? Do you have any idea how much people make fun of me? Every comedian in this beautiful country of ours tell horrible jokes about me... and you better believe they're horrible jokes. They're the most terrible jokes you've ever heard. Completely unfunny. But you don't see me throwing people in jail for it. Now go away before I give you a nickname."

elon has lots of sex:

I'm not Elon Musk, I'm just a fren who can confirm he's a big dicked chad. Now let me tell you how I... I mean, he is going to do so many great things. Yup, I'm just a fren who's here to defend this great man against a viscous smear campaign.

Chris Chan putting on his Jenkins Jinkies persona sounded more convincing than this. And this is the motherfucker saying Americans aren't smart enough to compete with H1B visas.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Thank you for that.

It's kind of concerning that there may be cars driving around with dead people behind the wheel. But hey, it's 2025.

 

[Fcret]

why would he suddenly openly post on 4chan?

Why would he suddenly change all his shit to cringe kekistani imagery and get into autistic slapfights about importing Indians over Christmas? Him posting on /pol/ trying to win over le based kekerinos would honestly be the least surprising thing ever.

It also follows his pattern of behavior - shit up a place and when he gets pushback claim that he's totally gonna buy it for realsies.

I'm not saying you're wrong about it not being definitive, but it's also not really out of character for him.

 

[Desktop User2]

The 4chan guy is not Elon. It's a shitposter. Not even close to his writing style, the screenshot with "ADMIN PORTAL" is trivially faked, and why would he suddenly openly post on 4chan?

Turns out another Cybertruck combusted on a dealership lot on New Year's Eve.

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Gonna buff out the scratches on this one too, nigger?


He'd have to be really naive to believe using his own kid as a shield would deter an assassin.

His super truck saved a million people´s lives containing the nuclear bomb hidden on the trunk and you people are mocking his flaming batteries... did you know they are made in a MegaFactory (I´m not shitting, that is the name of his battery factories)?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I thought the Kekistani shit was Elon flexing on groypers after he banned them all. Even though groypers are all gay and non-white, it's still a bitch move from the richest man in the world, if you ask me.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No one's under the impression that Green Berets are all supergeniuses, But there's still a vast gulf between accidentally blowing yourself up and thinking that putting a bunch of fireworks inside a Cybertruck of all places makes a good bomb. That isn't a guy making a dumb mistake, it's a guy literally acting like a Redditor.



And a lot of suicides are surprisingly spontaneous so he might have just been using whatever materials he could come up with on short notice. If that was the case using the Cybertruck would make sense too. And I hope it is the case because otherwise there's some truly weird shit going on.



He had served in the Army since 2006, which means as of 2025 he was literally one year away from being eligible for retirement. "Hanging on" would have served him just fine.

I think retirement can be terrifying to some guys, esp a guy who chose to serve so long. He seems to have re-enlisted in 2012, so idk how close to retirement he would have been or how his previous enlistment and reserve time factored into things. Either way he was a “career military” guy and he was reaching the end of a typical military career.

If a guy hits his twenty year mark is he forced into retirement? Do they keep on men they think can train and serve other roles after that? He wasn’t an officer so idk how it works when a green beret Sargent hits his expiration date and what options are offered.

But moreso this guy seems to have recent divorce, re-marriage and new baby and the cherry on top “accusations of infidelity” which resulted in leaving his wife and new baby at home over Christmas. I don’t think this guy was going to do well sitting at home with the wife and kids if he was out of the military within the next year.

Sounds like a tightly coiled spring who popped off.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I think retirement can be terrifying to some guys, esp a guy who chose to serve so long. He seems to have re-enlisted in 2012, so idk how close to retirement he would have been or how his previous enlistment and reserve time factored into things. Either way he was a “career military” guy and he was reaching the end of a typical military career.

If a guy hits his twenty year mark is he forced into retirement? Do they keep on men they think can train and serve other roles after that? He wasn’t an officer so idk how it works when a green beret Sargent hits his expiration date and what options are offered.

But moreso this guy seems to have recent divorce, re-marriage and new baby and the cherry on top “accusations of infidelity” which resulted in leaving his wife and new baby at home over Christmas. I don’t think this guy was going to do well sitting at home with the wife and kids if he was out of the military within the next year.

Sounds like a tightly coiled spring who popped off.

Retard Psycho who 41%'d and wanted to kill Trumpers on the way out.

He shot himself cause he probably wanted a faster death than possibly Burning alive in an explosion.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

One thing I and many others noticed about Elon lately is that whenever he is in a public event, he always likes to bring one of his younger children with him all the time. It doesn't even feel like lazy PR to make him seem like a good father, it genuinely comes across like he's using his kid as a human shield just so no one would kill him by using his kid for the same logic that this comic book character did

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I'm a family man, I run a family business. This is my son and partner, X.Æ. Muskview