Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Watching Elon get joked on by a fucking twitch streamer of all things is the funniest shit I've heard all year.

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Hours later, do you think Elon has realised by now that he was being clowned on, or has it yet to dawn on him?
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Absolutely not, he's the type of person to rationalize everything he says and does as a trick to embarrass or prove the other person wrong. He literally used the term "psyop" to describe how he talks to women. If it's not some type of autism or personality disorder he's just socially retarded and will likely never actually realize how stupid he sounds all the time.
 
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Tingle said:
Watching Elon get joked on by a fucking twitch streamer of all things is the funniest shit I've heard all year.



Absolutely not, he's the type of person to rationalize everything he says and does as a trick to embarrass or prove the other person wrong. He literally used the term "psyop" to describe how he talks to women. If it's not some type of autism or personality disorder he's just socially retarded and will likely never actually realize how stupid he sounds all the time.
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I feel like eventually someone will probably explain to him he was being felted the whole time and he will demand the streamer kid takes the video down or ban him on Twitter or something, kek.
 
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MadStan said:
I'm surprised Twitter simply doesn't have a daily poll as to which race, politician, scientist, artist, industry or person should be executed.
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Obligatory foreshadowing of Twitter's role after the development of autonomous pollinator robots.


Doctor of Autism said:
I don't know much about Connor or what he believes in, but his stream pretty much made it clear that Adrian is Elon.
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I've been lurking for the last 20 pages or so and found it very hard to believe that Musk is trying to pretend to be someone called Adrian Dittmann. It's obviously him, so what's the purpose of this autism?

My best guess is that it's a very cringe shilling technique for his companies, possibly coming after a realization that government is not the private sector and he won't have the power to unilaterally fire half of the entire federal workforce.

For example, he's been retweeting some Tesla fanboy club called teslaownersSV [a], whose website [a] advertises an event called "X Takeover," featuring such attractions as a "synchronized Tesla light show."

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The AdrianDittmann account [a] has a lion logo that links to an account for an investment company called Rebellionaire [a], and their blog [a] is basically an endless stream of shilling for Tesla and SpaceX. The lion logo is an official Twitter badge like a blue checkmark, by the way. They've also got a YouTube channel whose intro video is narrated by Elon Musk.



The video description from 2024-02-27 credits "Adrian Dittmann ... for lending his voice to this video." The rest of the description is about the parent company Halter Ferguson Financial [a].

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Naturally, the comments can't help but wonder who Adrian Dittmann is, why he sounds exactly like Elon Musk, or what incentive he could possibly have in associating with an investment firm subsidy whose business model is essentially "give us all your money to invest in Tesla and SpaceX."

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The only rational explanation I can think of for the Adrian Dittmann gambit, besides just being that autistic, is that he wants to stir up a pointless controversy about the Dittmann alias in order to extract investor wealth via third parties who are suspiciously close to him.

I'm personally interested in learning more about Musk's relationship with Bradford Ferguson. I think this whole episode may just be another "I'm taking Tesla private at $420.69" but with extra steps. Some random links about the Dittmann and HFF connection:
 
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Something heartwarming about seeing how utterly retarded this guy is despite his wealth, connections and (theoretically) access to an army of internet trend consultants who could point out he's falling into terminally-online-forumposter pitfalls which have existed for over 30 years. I mean, really:
  • Complete meltdown the minute his once-popular persona gets slight disagreement from the community on an issue
  • Abusing admin/mod privileges to sperg out against those who are most successfully criticising you
  • Cringelord posts that provoke "this nigga talkin like Sephiroth" reactions
  • Creating the most obvious sock account ever seen to defend yourself
  • Failing to keep up the ruse multiple times but still insisting the sock isn't you
  • Attempting to post as the sock offsite to add credibility and defend yourself, but immediately getting clocked as you
  • Complaining people on your own site are being mean to you
  • Eventual pseudo-climbdown on the original issue where you never admit to being wrong, but simply rephrase your point and try the "we actually agreed with each other all along" gambit
It's like a Greatest Hits of a rogue site admin cow from 2003. And this guy has the ear of the next US President. Genuinely beautiful. The 10-years-out-of-date 4chan lingo being used incorrectly and briefly re-theming his profile based on sargon-esque pepes is just the icing on the cake. Kek you frens later, anons, indeed.
 
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my penis is on fire said:
What's the over/under on Dittman posting on KF before this month ends?
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Elon doesn't even actually visit /pol/. He is the quintessential boomer who is spoonfed memes by twitter and has no idea where they come from, and even if he did he'd get filtered trying to fit in. This place is even more obscure than /pol/.
 
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Welp Elon doubling down on the Retardation.
The general public wounded the feefees of the billionaire man and jeets too hard.
For all the faggot behaviour of Connor' fucker did threw a few curved balls at the man.
He is pushing 55 acting like a toddler.
Richest man in the world everyone.

Further note Elon/Adrian really dont like when people bring the long nose mafia.
 
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Swamp Hag said:
https://www.youtube.com/live/fIBrxWKve-Y?si=y2uO3onbFgDQGcLI

theres no video yet, only the stream and I can't download it bc I'm on shitty mobile right now but here is the stream

I'm actually shocked, I didn't realize Elon was this dumb??? I never listened to his clips and thought he was just a sperg, but this kid is making fun of Elon the whole time and it's like it doesn't even register with him. He literally can't even parse what the kid is saying. Elon can barely even string words together
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I'm on my phone so can't do long screenshots but the YouTube comments are very telling also. All the top comments are pointing out how badly he did in this interview and how inept he is.
 
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Lvkester Endorser said:
Anyway, I remembered my pw like a month ago and logged back in. My feed now is US politics (I am not American, and never interacted with this stuff before) and gender politics. I never interacted with that stuff, either. I don't recognize tweets on my timeline. I don't follow these people. There are ads everywhere. And everyone is angry and rageposting. It's like logging into an account of a stranger.

So yeah, my experience does not line up with what I am reading from people who say Twitter is the same as it always was.
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Anyone who says their Twitter feeds are the exact same months after Musk took over are either liars or were interacting with ragebait politics and culture war crap from the start. I lurked on Twitter far art and now my feed is consistently filled with political ragebait and NSFL content. It’s disgusting. I’m done with Twitter and refuse to migrate over to that hellsite BlueSky. I’m just done with the internet at this point asides from the Farms.
 
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SugarKane said:
Welp Elon doubling down on the Retardation.
The general public wounded the feefees of the billionaire man and jeets too hard.
For all the faggot behaviour of Connor' fucker did threw a few curved balls at the man.
He is pushing 55 acting like a toddler.
Richest man in the world everyone.
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Further note Elon/Adrian really dont like when people bring the long nose mafia.
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Elon saying he is not Adrian is literally "don't trust your lying ears" lmao. At least download a free voice changer? At least try?
He must think an average person is just SO dumb to believe this isn't him. It's not just the voice. It's the cadence of speech, accent, and speech impediments. Crazy.
 
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SugarKane said:
Welp Elon doubling down on the Retardation.
The general public wounded the feefees of the billionaire man and jeets too hard.
For all the faggot behaviour of Connor' fucker did threw a few curved balls at the man.
He is pushing 55 acting like a toddler.
Richest man in the world everyone.
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Further note Elon/Adrian really dont like when people bring the long nose mafia.
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He literally did the "shut it down" meme :story:. Also, how does he think anyone is falling for Adrian being a different person? They have the same voice, opinions, and 'both' talk down to everyone.
 
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It's UNREAL how his public persona has just completely collapsed, and how fast it happened. He went from visionary tech mogul with huge cultural impact, to the most cringe laughing stock imaginable, clowned on by everybody, and utterly despised by both left and right. And clearly his overlarge ego can't accept the transition 😀
 
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