Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[neger psykolog]

You niggas need to look on the bright side of life.

We now have a brand new lolcow to add to the Elonverse: Adrian Dittmann, Expert Elon Cocksucker.

I mean whichever way the wind blows we know the real winner here: Autism. Autism never changes.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll retract my statement when "Adrian Dittman" and Elon Musk are in the same room simultaneously.

I dunno, it does look like he just really successfully skinwalked Musk by being such a servile cocksucker.

Hey I fell for it, I'll admit it. Sometimes people in reality are actually so utterly pathetic you can't believe they exist. Even if you're a Kiwi Farmer.

 

[neger psykolog]

There's a polymarket for whether Adrian will reveal himself by January 31st btw. It's at about 20% last I checked.

But people are pointing out that he has supposedly pissed off a lot of people, like this: https://x.com/HammyAtwood/status/1875636279817449953 / https://archive.md/wip/JFL

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly I am going to still hold off until there is video of Adrian speaking with no shenanigans.

If he does that, he's a sad pathetic cow.

If he doesn't do it, it's Elon's sock puppet.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I am literally better than Elon Musk by virtue of not wanting to flood America with the Subhumans of the Subhumans, Pajeets.

I agree. Literally anyone who doesn't want to do that is smarter, more handsome, and has a bigger dick by several inches, than faggot dicklet wordcels like Elon.

 

[Lurker]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-real-adrian-dittmann.208584/

i'll put on my tinfoil hat and say musk paid for this article

 

[neger psykolog]

I agree. Literally anyone who doesn't want to do that is smarter, more handsome, and has a bigger dick by several inches, than faggot dicklet wordcels like Elon.

So you're a bluesky user?

 

[Drip Torch]

If pushing Adrian = Elon causes Elon too sperg out even more, I don't see a problem.

 

[Eventide]

Hey I fell for it, I'll admit it. Sometimes people in reality are actually so utterly pathetic you can't believe they exist. Even if you're a Kiwi Farmer.

This. There's so many lolcows like this. Heck, I'm still not entirely sure that Becky chick with a thread in the Beautyparlour section isn't an elaborate joke. An adopted by a rich Hispanic California family FTM troon in a legal throuple with 2 dudes, & she is also a convert to Judaism (her birthparents aren't Jewish - she just randomly decided she was Jewish, converted, and decided to raise her daughter as Jewish. While also continuing to celebrate Christmas)??? That sounds like what Chatgpt would spit out if you asked it to invent an lolcow.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Honestly, this thread is a bizarre demonstration of the severe disparity in perception a given group of people can have, I don't think musk was retarded enough to trust that his voice changer works, he actually believes it, like the people itt who may actually not be able to hear it, maybe he also can't discern voices to that degree himself, like millions of others. The voice changer only slightly modulates pitch and timbre. If you can't hear that it's musk, it's on you or the guy is crazy good at copying EVERYTHING before sending it through the filter.
And I have realized I can't win this argument and neither can the opposition.
Short for developing and realizing a quantitative method to weigh and quantify cadence, word choice and vowel emphasis. This was an amusing ride none the less and yes, I fully believe we will be shown a Dittman before the end of January, who will claim to be the guy. Absolutely.
Maybe it will unravel with such a demonstration of both in one room or it won't. If he really sounds like him, elon might have leveraged that very fact from the get go to moonlight as him.
I also don't get what people itt are arguing about "the stuttering" - Elon himself does only sporadically stutter, but his whole pattern of speaking is typical of a guy, who was trained out of it, so is "Dittman's".

 

[RobertDole]

How likely is it that a native German speaker completely shed his accent and adopted Elon Musk's unique speech patterns, slurring his words and stuttering like a special needs child, so perfectly that it's indistinguishable? Also, here's what some AI impersonations sound like.

Dittman's father is German but he was raised in Gibraltar. Listen to the girl on the left in this accent video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GFn59GG5Xw



It's a British territory and the accent sounds like what you hear in other British people raised in Africa. On top of that Dittman moved to Fiji 15 years ago (which would be when he was a teenager). Fiji also a former British colony and the white people there have accents somewhere between South African and Australian.

 

[LurkTrawl]

So you're a bluesky user?

No, I'm not a leftie nor a pedophile.

I also don't get what people itt are arguing about "the stuttering" - Elon himself does only sporadically stutter, but his whole pattern of speaking is typical of a guy, who was trained out of it, so is "Dittman's".

I don't get the arguing over it when they're functionally the same person as far as his reputation being burned to the ground. That people believe it's him is as bad as if it was him. Same as the cybertruck believably just blowing the fuck up vs being a terrorist act.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

If pushing Adrian = Elon causes Elon too sperg out even more, I don't see a problem.

I'll be honest and say that while I legitimately think it is Elon, I'm not above "gilding the lily" and pretending that they're same guy even if they're not.

 

[neger psykolog]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-real-adrian-dittmann.208584/

i'll put on my tinfoil hat and say musk paid for this article

Doubtful he paid for it, that account has hundreds of thousands of followers and has gotten tons of attention and conspiracy theories that it's Elon. It's only natural someone would try to "unmask" him (or whatever the new nomenclature were supposed to use is)

He could just ban the account for impersonation.

 

[Drip Torch]

This has been my experience, too.

Elon made it harder too be banned for being a shithead. I take full advantage of this.

 

[karz]

Sometimes people in reality are actually so utterly pathetic you can't believe they exist. Even if you're a Kiwi Farmer.

Spoiler: Sperging

If it comes to light that "Adrian Dittman" - a person who sounds like Elon Musk, talks like Musk with similar intonation, similar awkward autistic tics as Elon Musk with similar awkward laughs, refers to Elon's companies and the women he's dated (like Grimes) in the first person (i.e., "Adrian" is speaking like he runs the companies and has dated those women), has speech patterns similar to Elon Musk - is, in fact, an entirely separate person from Elon Musk, I will retract my statement.
But for that to happen, the two must be in the same physical room simultaneously; then they must speak separately.

For now, though, I don't believe that a German teenager or 20-something who lives on or frequently visits the small island of Fiji would perform such a monumental effort to skinwalk Elon Musk, especially on a live broadcast.
I concur that "Adrian" doesn't sound exactly like Elon Musk, but it is not out of the question that it is Elon speaking through voice modulation software. Musk has the human capital and funds to acquire such proprietary software for his personal use. He got his Xitter code monkeys to cook up GrokAI, an artificial generative intelligence, in about 18 months.
It would not surprise me if Elon got a team of his Indian code monkeys at Xitter and Tesla to cook up a voice modulation program for him to use for this express purpose and then gave them a year-end bonus of $100 each.
Why would Elon do this? Because he's an insecure, autistic, deadbeat father who's looking for asspats.

Could the German ballwasher "Adrian" actually live and reside in Fiji? It is possible, but I find it unlikely.

For now, though, there's little direct evidence to suggest they are two separate people besides a Twitter space held in 2023 (in which, I will state, "Adrian" even then sounded like Musk speaking through a voice modulator) and a cooked """news""" article that boils down to smugly saying "erm, akshually, shweaty, they are two different people!"

Whatever the actual answer is, it will be good to laugh at. We may laugh at Elon Musk for being a pathetic, thin-skinned autistic deadbeat father, or we may laugh at "Adrian Dittman" for being the most loyal of Elon Musk's ballwashers. Correcting the record is for a day when it becomes relevant.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Didn't 'Adrian' post admin privileges on 4chan like a retard? Or do people think that was just inspect element?

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Dittman's father is German but he was raised in Gibraltar.

I stand corrected on that point. I still think the simplest explanation is that Elon called on the rich kids to revive the old Adrian Dittmann meme and shill Tesla stock until people forget about the H-1B visa debacle. Maybe Musk pretending to be Dittmann is a stupid in-joke among a clique of rich geeks designed to funnel traffic into Tesla stock sales, enriching them all while generating enough headlines to push whatever dumb shit Musk had recently tweeted off the front page of the search results.

 

[Sprate Header]

It would not surprise me if Elon got a team of his Indian code monkeys at Xitter and Tesla to cook up a voice modulation program for him to use for this express purpose

Why would Elon do this? Because he's an insecure, autistic, deadbeat father who's looking for asspats.

Now call me crazy, but there are probably less convoluted ways to get asspats.

 

[Fata v3]

Fiji also a former British colony and the white people there have accents somewhere between South African and Australian.

Most white people in Fiji are expats based in Suva. Sure a lot will be aussies, British and kiwis but still from the anglosphere.

They're based in Denarau though which is on the opposite side to the capital and close to Nadi (airport). There is an intl school in Nadi ( https://isn.school.fj/ )

Most of the people they interact with will likely be tourists in resorts or cruise ships or the super wealthy (Larry Page hung out on his super yacht around Fiji during covid)

My point is that given his age his accent would be more influenced by time in Gibraltar. But even then I'm not sure that's entirely accurate as the dad's company also has ties to Luxemburg (basically anywhere tax beneficial)