Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon has purposely allowed someone to impersonate him for multiple years

Why would Elon ban one of his paypig dicksuckers just for sounding similar to him? Are you retarded???

and even claimed to be him recently on Twitter.

That is now six - count 'em - six Dittmann Truthers in this thread who are so fucking riddled with aspergers that they think this is an actual admission of guilt and not a sarcastic joke

 

[Queesechake]

just for sounding similar to him?

Elon's own mother confused them retard. Your "sound similar" cope is getting really old and even gayer than it was when you said it the first time.

 

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That is now six - count 'em - six Dittmann Truthers in this thread who are so fucking riddled with aspergers that they think this is an actual admission of guilt and not a sarcastic joke

Make that seven
It doesn't matter if he was joking or not. He said he is Dittman, therefore he is Dittman. Cope, nigger

 

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Elon's own mother confused them retard.

Well, now that the 76 year old woman has weighed in, you've convinced me! All the evidence of Adrian Dittmann being Adrian Dittmann is now null and void!

Make that seven
It doesn't matter if he was joking or not. He said he is Dittman, therefore he is Dittman. Cope, nigger

FUCK, you're right, it's so fucking over

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

> Daddy Elon
Possibly the gayest thing you've said so far. Now you need to do something heterosexual to make up for it.

Nothing I could ever say could ever be even 1% as gay as your posts defending the honor of m'lady Elon

I have no idea why a guy on welfare would lust after a man who thinks his welfare should be revoked, but you do have a reputation for being a retard

 

[Queesechake]

Well, now that the 76 year old woman has weighed in, you've convinced me!

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Someone that jumps from one thing to another like him shouldn't be in government. He will be bored of "DOGE" (15 years ago meme) within a month and quit after blaming Trump for not doing what he wanted. Eventually Twitter will bore him and he will nuke it if he hasn't already fucked it up.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nothing I could ever say could ever be even 1% as gay as your posts defending the honor of m'lady Elon

I have no idea why a guy on welfare would lust after a man who thinks his welfare should be revoked, but you do have a reputation for being a retard

Because the funny billionaire said the same thing he believes in and makes le liberals mad!

Thats what most Elon fans that aren't Techbros believe. They just have an unhealthy parasocial relationship

 

[Drip Torch]

There is enough rope for both Musk and Dittman.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Nothing I could ever say could ever be even 1% as gay as your posts defending the honor of m'lady Elon

I have no idea why a guy on welfare would lust after a man who thinks his welfare should be revoked, but you do have a reputation for being a retard

It's okay to be jealous of people more successful than you, but try to keep your a-logging to at least a DSP detractor level. It's honestly kind of embarrassing that a grown man would do that.

Elon's just an autistic guy running a platform where you can call people gay and retarded. He also makes cars for immigrants and redditors that cook them alive, which is lol. Don't worry about it too much.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

But a guy who isn't employed by Twitter and was just confirmed by mainstream news outlets to not be Elon Musk?

It was extra retarded for Elon to have Laura Loomer on because she was close to Trump and part of his staff. How many people in Trump’s administration— her old co-workers and rivals — listened to Elon loose his mind on that spergstream? I'm sure that went from schadenfreude to OH SHIT! really fast. Low-level needling and bratty obtuseness doesn't counter that. People know and they know it's a problem.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I've been DM'ing him [Elon] links to this thread but he doesn't reply.

I know battling the temptations of lust are difficult, but I don't think sending pics of the link written across your ass cheeks with a sharpie is the right method. Try a cold shower and just do a copy paste next time.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I know battling the temptations of lust are difficult, but I don't think sending pics of the link written across your ass cheeks with a sharpie is the right method. Try a cold shower and just do a copy paste next time.

I tried sending him a raven once but it came back covered in feces and racial slurs. One of the H1B's probably got it. Point is, I know what I'm doing here.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's okay to be jealous of people more successful than you, but try to keep your a-logging to at least a DSP detractor level. It's honestly kind of embarrassing that a grown man would do that.

Elon's just an autistic guy running a platform where you can call people gay and retarded. He also makes cars for immigrants and redditors that cook them alive, which is lol. Don't worry about it too much.

Is your unquenching thirst for Elon because like you, he has autism? Sorry but his autism isn't nearly as severe as yours. He isn't eligible for disability income like you are.

Also, as stated, whiteknighting a lolcow in their thread is a permabannable offense. You should know that by now

 

[Haftag]

Well it seems operation change topic of discussion was 100% successful.
But, Elon is still 100% a lolcow, Dittman is 101% a dicsucker, and Trump is still not gonna make any effective change.
CSD, MAGA!

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Also, as stated, whiteknighting a lolcow in their thread is a permabannable offense. You should know that by now

I suspect that your feelings for Elon stem from a deeply sexual place. You know what they say, it's a fine line between love and hate.

Would you let him peg you if he gave you a Cybertruck? I personally wouldn't, but I'm straight.

 

[New & Improved Username]

It's okay to be jealous of people more successful than you, but try to keep your a-logging to at least a DSP detractor level. It's honestly kind of embarrassing that a grown man would do that.

Elon's just an autistic guy running a platform where you can call people gay and retarded. He also makes cars for immigrants and redditors that cook them alive, which is lol. Don't worry about it too much.

Elon is definitely an autistic retarded streetshitter fellating faggot but I'm not confident that I can call people gay retards on his platform. Even now, you take your [account's] life in your hands by posting the word "troon".

He hasn't laid out blanket ok/not ok rules for twitter.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Elon is definitely an autistic retarded streetshitter fellating faggot but I'm not confident that I can call people gay retards on his platform. Even now, you take your [account's] life in your hands by posting the word "troon".

He hasn't laid out blanket ok/not ok rules for twitter.

I've been calling people gay and retarded pretty consistently and so far so good. At most I'll make another email address and re-register. Can even say cunt now, but in the Australian sense.

Here's a pro-tip, if they ever ban your account, submit a support ticket and put "HELP ME I'M FUCKING INDIAN" in the subject line. Should get unbanned in 30 minutes, from what I hear.

 

[Drip Torch]

Elon wants to liberate England to secure a source of Pakis, now that he has steady flow of jeets.
He doesnt want niggers, so he has to find his plantation workers somewhere.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Elon wants to liberate England to secure a source of Pakis, now that he has steady flow of jeets.
He doesnt want niggers, so he has to find his plantation workers somewhere.

If he already has jeets, it's easy to convert them into pakis. Just add Islam and stir.