Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 307 26.4%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 827 71.1%

  • Total voters
    1,163
I believe Musk is autosexual connected to autism. Instead of only being outwardly attracted to people to some extent he is his own erotic target.
He passed these genes on to his autistic trans daughter Vivian.
I think he seeks out women who are also autistic that might want to be men.
They then reverse gender roles in the bedroom and such whist these women can relate to his autism and act more masculine/nerdy.
Other than wanting to be a woman it is possible Musk is attracted to being a furry or a child (auto pedo....)


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I think this goes to far. There, I white knighted a cow or something... either that or I'm backseat moderating for bantz quality now. Thinking yourself into this kind of stuff to that degree is almost cow tier itself.

Dick implant gone wrong is funny and would be a bomb if proven true. But even that is just bantz - he's dickbroken in some way, sure. That's clear and that's already funny, considering his fire and forget breeding obsession.

Just say you think that aggressive, voodoo butchery obsessed black chick pegged him.
Sounds reasonable and no autism needed. But you can't sell me on this grimes chick pegging billionaires. I don't see it.
If you told me he had amber shit on him, I'd think that in the realm of possibility, but then I'd ask receipts.

Most of his concubines are just a petite, screeching bpd girly girls.

Likewise, having your ex troon one of your sons is a nightmarefuel tragedy, it's just thread relevant and another fail, because elon actually signed off on it and now excuses himself with not reading what he signed off on - but he's totally not a deadbeat dad. That's what makes it funny again, because he's now actually fuming over it.
And because he dickrode "do what thou wilt" for decades, it's also karma.

Don't schizo yourselves into obsessed ween retardation - there's enough tangible fails in the open and more to come.
 
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Weird autistic fetishist meets a series of BPD whores. If anyone here ever read the Draka series by SM Stirling there's a character in one of the books who's exactly this, only the evil Draka lured him to them by promising him all the pussy he could handle plus a castle. I'm not sure if it was even written when Elon was getting big in the tech industry, but a lot of techbros are exactly that way and were in the 80s at least. (edit: was released in 1990; this has been a disease in the tech community for a very long time)
I used to think it might have been an act til I read this one
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I guess it is worth mentioning that the most Elon musk seems to be getting from these BPD chicks is that he is unavailable emotionally and time wise for his kids whereas when Amber Heard was done with Johnny Depp she not only shit on his bed but also made a huge bunch of allegations including "sexual violence" and "domestic abuse".

So I'm not sure if he just has teflon tard luck with BPD chicks and at most they file lawsuits for child support (which lets face it, if you're worth $200bn are the equivalent of seeing you've been walking around with your fly undone for a few minutes) or Johnny Depp was just that bad (supposedly he was a drunkard for a while and some other stuff)

Maybe being autistic makes it that much more difficult for a BPD chick to be manipulative in the first place? That would seemingly add up if he's being such a cheap ass about paying child support.
 
I legit hate Razorfists more successful black cousin Kamala with the passion of 1000 suns. If you think most people would rather a Democrat be in power you're more delusional than Commander Ketamine ever could be. And Elon's very delulu.
Considering how even many MAGA retards are now regretting their vote after the disaster that has been the first month, if the election were held today the obese, elderly waifu would lose handedly.
 
Do any of his myriad baby moms actually have BPD?
Considering that BPD symptoms include emotional instability, insecurity, impulsivity, and impaired social relationships, maybe Elon is the one with BPD?
Randomly jumping into relationships with strange women you meet on Twitter, being obsessed with having a baby cause the baby will love you (and also muh birthrates), then discarding the relationship and baby once the brain hamsters start running again seems very BPD to me.
 
Do any of his myriad baby moms actually have BPD?
Considering that BPD symptoms include emotional instability, insecurity, impulsivity, and impaired social relationships, maybe Elon is the one with BPD?
Randomly jumping into relationships with strange women you meet on Twitter, being obsessed with having a baby cause the baby will love you (and also muh birthrates), then discarding the relationship and baby once the brain hamsters start running again seems very BPD to me.
Guy was cooked from the start, even before autism.
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Dick implant gone wrong is funny and would be a bomb if proven true. But even that is just bantz - he's dickbroken in some way, sure. That's clear and that's already funny, considering his fire and forget breeding obsession.
I don't think I personally buy the broken dick implant shit. If you read what people in the upper echelons of tech write about when it comes to children and stuff, him using IVF and striving for some form of perfectionist set of offspring isn't really that far out there.

Just look at Bryan Johnson and even he isn't really that far out there: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bryan-johnson-dont-die-movement.210462/

The rationalist/less wrong crowd think genetically engineering superbabies is the world's 3rd biggest priority right now and humanities way towards us "all living happily ever after in the Glorious Transhumanist Future": https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eliezer-schlomo-yudkowsky-lesswrong.11361/post-20644076

So there's two ends of the Elon spectrum I guess: he either has a broken dick implant so he uses IVF to have babies or he wants control over what his offspring will be via IVF. Given his interest in space/science shit the 2nd one seems way more of a reason for IVF than the 1st.

According to what I can find, people have been able to use IVF to predetermine gender since the 1990s. So the shit has been around for at least 25 years at this point.
 
Sources (sorry for the delay, I pimpslapped my babymommas and now everything is good):
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fucking GAY, it's a wonder his babymommas aren't fucking twinks at this stage
Is the tweet saying he looks "Super cool with glasses and a gold chain around his neck" doing it sarcastically? I can't tell.

Musk enthusiastically responding "yup" like the world's most unaware loser is par for the course at this point, but It's hard for me to believe that a grown adult would unironically call another "super cool" on Twitter.
Elon tweeted this in the White House, true resistance is being a billionaire and practically running the country

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He has to be aware of how this looks. Even Elon isn't this stupid.
had to tap out of his CPAC interview, so much stuttering in between cringe "...s-s-s-s-so so like like th-they want to m-m-m-make comedy illegal...like like like comedy sux... s-s-s-so so..."
This is pretty much every Musk interview/speech for the last 5 or so years. He's an awful speaker who never tries to mitigate this by preparing and will lie his ass off half the time and go on cringe tangents making embarrassing jokes (to zero laughter) the other half.

Give any of Tesla's quarterly earnings calls within the last 8 years a listen and you'll be even more baffled how anyone in 2025 still listens to a word he says.
"YeAh bUT, buT, BOEING SUCKS tOo!!! DADdy ElOn will save those AsTeRnots!!"
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Aside from the fact that this isn't even possible to enforce, because the USG is not a private entity like Twitter, he always goes into these unhinged cringeposting hours in Friday nights and Saturdays. I've been semi-serious about the ketamine/drug addict thing, but I think that it's time to seriously consider it. I think his use is far worse than what he's said publically.
Can nobody seriously just take the Mic away from this embarrassing idiot?! I'm not seeing much separation of powers here if all it takes to make and announce such a significant measure is Trump's approval.

Even if you could set up a means of reviewing the mountain of data that this would return, how would you verify that it's true?

Honestly, if I was an employee I'd just pull up my job description and say that's what I've been doing.

Plus, if I'm a manager then last thing I want to see is a loss of personnel while my workload remains the same. You would have everyone sat together making sure they have good responses.
The issue to me, and I think Elon knows this, is that anyone sees a need to respond at all. This is clearly just a show of power to sate his own ego. Any response at all means he gets what he wants.
It could just be the trauma of such an experience that impacts his recollection of things. It seems like a pointless thing to lie about. I think even for someone who is on the spectrum it would be pretty fucked up emotionally.

Unless people want to argue that he is genuinely a full on psychopath or something.

Very hard to know in a situation like that - and I have to question why the ex-wife thinks its such a pertinent moment to publicly tell the world that her ex-husband was misremembering or misstating the way their infant child died of SIDS.

I think I have serious questions for both parties involved, because I am pretty sure if I was a public figure and said something about how someone in my family died and I was actually wrong that no one in my family would publicly quote tweet me about it and say "NAH NIGGER, UR WRONG, SHE ACTUALLY DIED IN MY ARMS" - it seems like utter disrespect for the actual life of the child in the first place.
He was using that lie to justify his hypocrisy in selectively applying his "Free Speech Absolutionist" stance in reinstating Trump's (and multiple other controversial figures) Twitter account while refusing to reinstate Alex Jones' (for obviously financial reasons).

Putting aside the hypocrisy for a second and just focusing on his justification, it would have carried sufficient weight to say "I have kids" or "I value children greatly" or even go full trauma Olympics with "I know the pain of losing a child" and then condemn Jones' alleged use of children's deaths for his enrichment, but Elon the proven grandiose liar and manipulator (the same trait that makes him inflate everything he ever does) had to fabricate the circumstances of his child's death and exploit that.


Now considering what we know about his horrible treatment of his first wife and his apparent lack of regard for any of his living children, as well as the fact that she went through that trauma and it would no doubt be upsetting to hear him misrepresent what happened during most likely the worst moment of her life for his own retarded goals, I find it completely justified for her specifically (who was actually holding their dead child) to call him out for such a lie, regardless of whether he misremembered (which for the record I call complete bullshit on. He deliberately lied as he always does) or not.
 
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I guess it is worth mentioning that the most Elon musk seems to be getting from these BPD chicks is that he is unavailable emotionally and time wise for his kids whereas when Amber Heard was done with Johnny Depp she not only shit on his bed but also made a huge bunch of allegations including "sexual violence" and "domestic abuse".

So I'm not sure if he just has teflon tard luck with BPD chicks and at most they file lawsuits for child support (which lets face it, if you're worth $200bn are the equivalent of seeing you've been walking around with your fly undone for a few minutes) or Johnny Depp was just that bad (supposedly he was a drunkard for a while and some other stuff)

Maybe being autistic makes it that much more difficult for a BPD chick to be manipulative in the first place? That would seemingly add up if he's being such a cheap ass about paying child support.
it's like in civ when gahndi's war value was so low it would underflow into him being a war mongering nuclear maniac, imagine that but his autism and cringe gives him a charisma so low it glitches around
Destiny moment?
Elon felching arc soon.
 
The issue to me, and I think Elon knows this, is that anyone sees a need to respond at all. This is clearly just a show of power to sate his own ego. Any response at all means he gets what he wants.
Good point - plus his credulous fanbase think that all these employees are sat doing nothing, taking money and that this is the cause of government waste.

No doubt some government employees do this, but anyone who has worked in or with government knows that this isn't the cause, that the reems of policy requirements, risk and business impact assessments, budgeting cycles, poor contracts... The list goes on... are what make government inefficient.

The fixes for these aren't easy, and not something you could parade around in Twitter for asspats, so why would he even try to fix that?
 
I think if musk keeps hitting shit with a hammer, he’s going to hit something that breaks badly, and it won’t be him that suffers for it.
I have no doubt he's already hit about 10 of these that we'll only learn of when it's too late.
Just as a recent example - with the whole cutting of USAID a lot of HIV programmes overseas have massive funding gaps. You might not care about the people who now don't get medicine - but the downstream of this is that those people are now going to be at higher risk of spreading the disease. People with HIV who are properly medicated have effectively no viral load, and for all intents and purposes can't spread the disease.
Another example related to USAID... cutting that spending + freezing other infrastructure shit related to farming has royally fucked Midwest flyover country farmers. That's just one example.

Not to mention the other dumb fuck released all of the NorCal farmers water reserves to prove a point for no reason, which also fucks them too.

Elon has no clue what he's doing 99% of the time and his companies are still successful in spite of him, although even that's starting to wilt away given Tesla's dip in sales.
 
But yet he donated money to Hillary Clinton and even Kamala Harris.

I should clarify, though, I probably fucked up saying he wasn't a Republican because he isn't, and should have just said he was a registered Democrat. You probably weren't even alive then but he attacked Ronald Reagan from the left.

He has no principles whatsoever, so whatever he's been registered as, I guess he isn't a Democrat either.

Well, I'm old enough to remember all the way back to 2016 when Trump openly bragged about having donated to both Republicans and Democrats in what amounted to bribes. Which makes me wonder why you think this is some sorta "gotcha!"

That aside, Trump was a registered Republican in the 80s and changed his part affiliation multiple times since. So you're flat out just wrong.

The Republican and Democratic parties have changed dramaticaly in my lifetime. When I was growing up the Democrats were the party of "Free Speech", well beyond the intention of the U.S. Constitution (it was clearly meant for political and religious speech, not so someone could distribute pornography). They were also pro-Union, in favor of protectionist trade policies, anti-illegal immigration and hard on crime (see: JOE BIDEN'S 1994 Crime Bill, signed into law by Bill Clinton which introduce the "Three strikes rule"). Well, what do the Democrats represent today?

This shift alone is reason enough for a thinking person to change party affiliations throughout their lifetime, never mind the differences between local, state and federal politics, or a person voting based on which candidate fits their priorities and personal needs better than the others, or who you've built relationships with.

All that aside you can go back and look at old interviews with Trump and see for yourself that he's been saying the same fucking things for decades. But according to you and your big brain he has no principles.

But never mind all that, you can hear it from the man himself way back in 1987:
Larry King: "Are you a Republican, Donald?"
Donald Trump: "I'm a Republican, yes."

P.S. You're a moron. Maybe you should leave the politisperging to the adults.
 
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