Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144
You know, this thread really reads like the "US Politics General 2" thread but a hugbox refuge version for every poster that got mean stickers in there for daring to shit on the current administration. Musk acting like a socially awkward sperg in that interview was funny, why not talk about that? I don't see the funny in yet another politisperging shitfest.

I swear you niggers need your own "Official Trump's 2nd Term Hate Thread" where the USPG2 thread is the "Official Trump's 2nd Term Love Thread" and both are under the same split restrictions as the Ukraine war threads, with the Lolcow threads for Musk/Trump being under a strict "no political discussion" rule. Clearly you're in a dire need of a hugbox thread for your politisperging echo chamber but as usual you can't act normally and have to shit up lolcow threads instead.

I want to read the funny about Musk. Bitching about the current administration is not a funny. Fuck back to AT and make your own hugbox thread there you insipid cunts.
This retard got himself involved with the US government and is firing people with DOGE. We're going to have to talk about his politics when he is directly involved with the Trump administration. I said this in another thread but this guy should've been lobotomized and left in a ward to rot. Rosemary Kennedy style.
 
This retard got himself involved with the US government and is firing people with DOGE. We're going to have to talk about his politics when he is directly involved with the Trump administration. I said this in another thread but this guy should've been lobotomized and left in a ward to rot. Rosemary Kennedy style.
This. There's plenty of spergy things related to Musk himself, but you can't really separate him from politics when he's decided to make himself a part of politics so much.
 
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They did a whole ass promotional event.
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This is only a small part of it.

I'm so disappointed with trump, the last time I was that disappointed with somebody was when Will Betababy Smith slapped a guy to whiteknight his ugly wife who cheated on and laughed at him.
I hope this is a PR stunt 4D chess mastermind move by Trump and the tard didnt broke something inside him.
 
You know, this thread really reads like the "US Politics General 2" thread but a hugbox refuge version for every poster that got mean stickers in there for daring to shit on the current administration. Musk acting like a socially awkward sperg in that interview was funny, why not talk about that? I don't see the funny in yet another politisperging shitfest.

I swear you niggers need your own "Official Trump's 2nd Term Hate Thread" where the USPG2 thread is the "Official Trump's 2nd Term Love Thread" and both are under the same split restrictions as the Ukraine war threads, with the Lolcow threads for Musk/Trump being under a strict "no political discussion" rule. Clearly you're in a dire need of a hugbox thread for your politisperging echo chamber but as usual you can't act normally and have to shit up lolcow threads instead.

I want to read the funny about Musk. Bitching about the current administration is not a funny. Fuck back to AT and make your own hugbox thread there you insipid cunts.
Someone bought a cybertruck.
 
I like how he increasingly dresses like the rest of our most autistic, shut in non billionare cows. This guy will pay someone to level him in Diablo, does he know he can also pay a stylist?
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I mean he's like one ketamine bump away from rocking a "FBI: Female Body Inspector" T-Shirt.
 
I can only imagine how things would be going right now if the guy who suicided himself in a Tesla cybertruck at the Trump hotel was someone who was actually anti-Musk/Trump... Weirdly he was one of their supporters
 
Again its hard to talk about Elon without the current administration
It's pretty easy actually. You go to this thread to laugh at Elon's personal life. You go to AT to bitch about what Elon does, bitch about how Trump's administration is oh so bad, how Musk has doomed the US and all that. I do not give a fuck, I go to AT if I want to read dipshits being mad at politics. If Elon's current status means that this thread would be dead, so be it, quality > quantity. I'd rather see ten genuinely funny posts here about how idk Musk faceplanted on live TV than another hundred posts where you bitch and moan about how Trump and Musk will destroy America, I do not give a shit, go back to your AT thread if you want to discuss that.

Let this thread be dormant, most lolcow threads don't have much activity until there's a funny happening anyways. And if you have to have your own hugbox thread since you're afraid of mean stickers, just have the AT mods tard wrangle you all just like they already have to with the Ukraine war people. You're clearly in a desperate need for that treatment given you all spill over to the Lolcow threads, treat them as your political hugboxes, then get all defensive when someone tells you to fuck back to AT.
This retard got himself involved with the US government and is firing people with DOGE
Read the above. Your discussion is nothing but hating Musk, not laughing at him acting like a retard. Again, trivial to accomplish. You go to this thread to laugh at Musk. You go to AT to be mad at what Musk does. You're in the latter group? You go to AT. You need a mean sticker free hugbox? Ask the mods to do it for you. Don't spill over to the Lolcow boards. It's not that hard.

Now, to explain what I'm getting at. If you already forgotten, this forum is meant for multiple interests, with the core interest being laughing at people, not being mad at politics, which is your target interest. Take a look at which subforum you're at. Does it say "Autistic Thunderdome"? No, it says "Lolcows". If you click that, you'll find that you're not posting in the spot where you talk about politics, you're posting in the spot where you laugh at people whose threads are about.

Let's look at a few posts made in the last few pages:
The whole “Trump will put us in a recession!!1!” bit is a lie. We’ve been in a recession since Bush Jr. was in power. Regardless of the party in power, prices have gone up, and there has been no prosperity.

It isn’t fascism killing America; it’s the inevitable decline.

I’ll just enjoy how moderately comfy my life is now. My future children (if I can ever afford it) will have to deal with the fallout. Sorry, kids— line goes down.
You don't have to take their word for it... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/09/trump-recession-trade-tariffs... He's openly saying that we're going to go into a recession. I'm not sure what else you need for proof. Also inflation =/= recession ::story:
Republicans, Trump, recession, blablabla. Where's the funny about Musk? Oh yeah, there is none. An entire off-topic politcal argument started over an off-topic remark made over Musk acting awkwardly in an interview.
This is a sham of a presidency, a shameful grift, an American failure.
Ah yes, getting mad at the entire presidency in the thread that's meant to laugh at Musk. But hey, Musk is in the government now so it's okay to bitch about the government in his lolcow thread, totally on-topic guys!
I'm so disappointed with trump, the last time I was that disappointed with somebody was when Will Betababy Smith slapped a guy to whiteknight his ugly wife who cheated on and laughed at him.
I hope this is a PR stunt 4D chess mastermind move by Trump and the tard didnt broke something inside him.
Again, Trump this Trump that. No funny about Musk, just bitching about Trump.

Do you see what I'm getting at? Most of you don't go here to laugh at Musk. You go here to bitch about the current administration. This is the thread to laugh at Musk. If you're not doing that, leave. You're looking for the US Politics Thread 2.

Though I guess it's all falling to deaf ears since you all are AT regulars that lost their way and are shocked when someone tells you to shut the fuck up about politics in the Lolcows board when someone is looking for the funny. Your brains are incapable of feeling that emotion.

And as an example of what a proper lolcow post looks like so that hopefully you'll realize you're acting like cunts and you need your own AT containment thread:
I like how he increasingly dresses like the rest of our most autistic, shut in non billionare cows. This guy will pay someone to level him in Diablo, does he know he can also pay a stylist?
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I mean he's like one ketamine bump away from rocking a "FBI: Female Body Inspector" T-Shirt.
He is a prime Aspergers retard. He is overly self-confident in his fashion sense, but fails to realize that his fashion sense is completely whack. The usual "rich people don't care about how they look" aspect probably also applies so he will dress like a sperg more and more. It doesn't register in his brain that he should dress a bit more sensibly in a more serious environment, instead he goes for his "own style" with his own "sensibilities".

Seriously, Musk shows just about every trait of someone with Asperger's syndrome, and he's the richest man on the planet. His mannerisms, his lack of tact, his tacky fashion sense, Assburger through and through.
 
Also I think this nigga meant trying to put fixing twitter ddos attack.
That's just all IT work in a nutshell. Everything is held together with duct tape, mounting putty and hopes and dreams of all the past sysadmins whose skeletons are buried somewhere underneath the cable mess on the floor of the server room.
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That's just all IT work in a nutshell. Everything is held together with duct tape, mounting putty and hopes and dreams of all the past sysadmins whose skeletons are buried somewhere underneath the cable mess on the floor of the server room.
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I mean bro didn't know what a SQL database was as of two weeks ago. He's not an IT guy. He's not a programmer. He's not a hardware guy. He's just a rich manager that had some good ideas and is now so far out of his skiis that he's crashing down the mountain. It would be a lot funnier if a lot of our financial futures weren't tied up in not crashing the economy. I get it, lolcow but FFS dude isn't just memeing anymore he's literally in charge of a lot of important shit. Maybe grow the fuck up a bit and get to work instead of acting like a run of the mill cow here.
 
That's just all IT work in a nutshell. Everything is held together with duct tape...

Elon knows all about duct tape.... Cybertruck owners were complaining that the gaps in the metal panels were causing loud whistling noises when the trucks were driven at high speeds... Tesla employees now have to tell Cybertruck owners to use duct tape to seal up the gaps!
 
Elon knows all about duct tape.... Cybertruck owners were complaining that the gaps in the metal panels were causing loud whistling noises when the trucks were driven at high speeds... Tesla employees now have to tell Cybertruck owners to use duct tape to seal up the gaps!
I mean, Tesla engineers were told to build a car that's a PS1 model brought to life, but also make it meet modern car safety standards. The traditional unibody approach would be physically impossible with those bends, the Cybertruck is the duct tape car, through and through. But as usual it wasn't Musk who had to experience it, he just had a great Aspergers idea of his, threw money at his company, told them to make this thing because he thinks it's cool, and now they had to do it at all costs, even if it's near impossible to do.

I'm shocked that SpaceX fares as well as it does and actually creates innovations that matter given how Musk treats Tesla and X like projects for his personal fantasy fulfillment. Though I guess when his fantasy for SpaceX is "colonize Mars" that gives their engineers plenty of excuses to make shit that's actually practical and usable now, and still tell him that it's all for his fantasy.
 
It's pretty easy actually. You go to this thread to laugh at Elon's personal life. You go to AT to bitch about what Elon does, bitch about how Trump's administration is oh so bad, how Musk has doomed the US and all that. I do not give a fuck, I go to AT if I want to read dipshits being mad at politics.
I write about trump, elon and US politics in all threads. The people in foodie beauty's thread have some great insight on the economy.
 
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Lara Trump: I hope everyone supports Elon. This guy has got more money he’s ever going to know what to do with. But it’s the gesture. We should say thank you to Elon Musk.
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Hannity saying a Tesla ad live on air, saying he wants to buy one.
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Big European twitter account Visegrád 24 posted a similar message recently.
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They're a fake news outlet aligned with the Polish "Law and Justice" party (their ideology is populist authoritarian kleptocracy), and are generally pro-Trump, pro-Israel, pro-Orbán.
Musk temporarily suspended the X account last year for allegedly posting a CSAM picture featuring an Afghan boy.
Damn, she scary lookin! I thought I saw something about "neo-conservative makeup", guess that's a thing now. Beyond me that Elon hasnt gone the orange man route with body tanner like his new daddy.
 
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