Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144
Not going to give Elon credit or anything, but its still amazing how he absolutely cucked a presidential administration to not only promoting his shitty cars, whiteknighting him hard because people are destroying them, but even making the President be a babysitter for his son who shit talked him to his face.


Is this South African buckbreaking?
 
Not going to give Elon credit or anything, but its still amazing how he absolutely cucked a presidential administration to not only promoting his shitty cars, whiteknighting him hard because people are destroying them, but even making the President be a babysitter for his son who shit talked him to his face.


Is this South African buckbreaking?
Not a hot take, but anyone expecting a fallout between these two was kidding themselves. Trump’s always wanted respect from billionaires, but they think he’s an idiot. Elon weirdly found his surrogate dad in Donald.
 
Not going to give Elon credit or anything, but its still amazing how he absolutely cucked a presidential administration to not only promoting his shitty cars, whiteknighting him hard because people are destroying them, but even making the President be a babysitter for his son who shit talked him to his face.


Is this South African buckbreaking?
Say what you want about prior presidencies, but I have never seen any cult-like behavior on this scale in government. Which other president has launched an entire social media platform aimed at dick-riding himself? When have you previously seen someone acquire a social media platform and then use it to pat himself on the back? And then purchase his way into government?

Not only did he cuck the government he also took over and ruined an entire town with space X. He ruined an entire beach. Investigations were being made into his companies before he fired everyone.

The more you think about it the more this sounds like something out of a damn movie.
 
Not going to give Elon credit or anything, but its still amazing how he absolutely cucked a presidential administration to not only promoting his shitty cars, whiteknighting him hard because people are destroying them, but even making the President be a babysitter for his son who shit talked him to his face.


Is this South African buckbreaking?
Wait is Trump alone with Elon’s son? Why?
 
Not a hot take, but anyone expecting a fallout between these two was kidding themselves. Trump’s always wanted respect from billionaires, but they think he’s an idiot. Elon weirdly found his surrogate dad in Donald.
But literally every day for months I have been told by the media and people on X that they have had a massive fall out.

Wait is Trump alone with Elon’s son? Why?

They were just walking on ahead. Elon and others are walking further behind. For whatever reason the clips have been trimmed to remove that.
 
He’s gonna stop a war that hasn’t started? Literally he’s the only one talking about WW3.
Oh shit I meant to post that in TES, whoops :story:
Tying it back to Elon, considering he gave Houthis twatter verification last year would that technically make him a government sponsor of terrorism? Someone should let Donny know his pet retard is giving platforms to terrorists :story:
 
Pam bondi saying she's going after anyone who burns a tesla is some of the dumbest shit after the fumbling of the Epstein files. I know the caressing of musk's taint is massive but these people would've been charged regardless for vandalism and arson.
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How about we focus on convicting pedophiles? really not helping the dumb blond stereotype.
I can't believe people look at the actions of trump and his new administration and think this is any better than Biden. I hope this is taken as a lesson for future generations as to why you should not let dementia ridden seniles or autists near government.
If the Tesla accidently burns down, is Elon going to arrest himself?
 
Sorry big daddy Elon plz forgive me
Every burning Tesla is the fault of troon workers at tesla, so they have to burn.
Yeah Elon is so based, and remember Daddy Elon is such a good father that he did hard work to get his son to meet the president

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Isn't Elon such a good daddy
 
I understand, but with how much she's already botched, I highly doubt she's going to be capable of doing this well. At all. The handling of the Epstein files was not only a giant fuck-up but an embarrassing stain on the DOJ for generations to come.
I am of the mind that she knows who's on the "client list" but that includes too many of her supervisors in the federal government and Trump Donors.
 
The more I look at Elon's lolcow behavior the more I see resemblance to Chris chan. I know it sounds dumb but just look at them.

Both Elon and Chris are unfit and autistic fat fucks. Chris is more autistic than Elon for sure at this department but Elon is not far from Chris either.
Both are obsessed over stupid shit. For Elon is sci fi and space and Chris is cartoons and other kid stuff.
Both are masive sex pests that don't get how women or dating works.
Both are known for getting into stupid rage tard filled fits over the internet. Elon shows why lolcows should never have the authority to moderate any social media platform while Chris never had that power in the first place.
Both are dependent on government money lol.
Both had been fucked mentally by people that got closed to them. Chris was fried beyond repair by the ideea guys while Grimes can be considered for Elon. Grimes made Elon take hard drugs (weed, acid, shrooms but I am not sure if she got him to try them) and fry his autistic brain even more, was there when Elon bought Twitter and maybe had a role in influencing him to do so.
Both had an incident that made them be hated by anyone with above room temperature IQ, Chris fucking his mom and Elon with his constant Pajeet love.

I may say that if Elon was not born in a rich South African family and instead in some bumfuck nowhere somewhat rich family in the US or Canada he would have become a budget Chris Chan, a low quality version of something better. Elon would have been a mid tier lolcow at best.
 
The more I look at Elon's lolcow behavior the more I see resemblance to Chris chan. I know it sounds dumb but just look at them.

Both Elon and Chris are unfit and autistic fat fucks. Chris is more autistic than Elon for sure at this department but Elon is not far from Chris either.
Both are obsessed over stupid shit. For Elon is sci fi and space and Chris is cartoons and other kid stuff.
Both are masive sex pests that don't get how women or dating works.
Both are known for getting into stupid rage tard filled fits over the internet. Elon shows why lolcows should never have the authority to moderate any social media platform while Chris never had that power in the first place.
Both are dependent on government money lol.
Both had been fucked mentally by people that got closed to them. Chris was fried beyond repair by the ideea guys while Grimes can be considered for Elon. Grimes made Elon take hard drugs (weed, acid, shrooms but I am not sure if she got him to try them) and fry his autistic brain even more, was there when Elon bought Twitter and maybe had a role in influencing him to do so.
Both had an incident that made them be hated by anyone with above room temperature IQ, Chris fucking his mom and Elon with his constant Pajeet love.

I may say that if Elon was not born in a rich South African family and instead in some bumfuck nowhere somewhat rich family in the US or Canada he would have become a budget Chris Chan, a low quality version of something better. Elon would have been a mid tier lolcow at best.
Honestly I feel like every cow under the sun has been compared to Chris, but I can see it more for Elon especially with how both Elon and CWC have alt accounts to praise themselves while insisting they weren't (Jenkinsjinkies and Elon larping as his own son), have very weird incestuous relationships with their mothers, and both have daddy issues where their fathers resent them for one reason or another

Double posting but what the fuck is he doing

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Double posting but what the fuck is he doing

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That’s not a fucking weird thing to say, like at all. I’m overwhelmed by the banal normality of commenting on someone’s “generational population decline.”

Also, which is better for society: 1 baby with a stable mother and father or 14+ children with ethots, druggie celebs, jeets and absent African dad?
 
Double posting but what the fuck is he doing

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Elon is actually apparently backing this guy (who is a Reform politician) to become the future UK PM. So I'm interpreting this reply as a retarded form of playful joshing. Nonetheless it is telling that this photo of a grandpa and grandson spending quality time together in the sunshine immediately makes him think of population percentages, because it's his hyperfixation.

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