Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Doctor of Autism]

Every time he shows up I watch the pink dates start foaming at the mouth and I grab some popcorn. It's great every single time.

Doesn't help so many of them are in the closet too, especially when they cry about it

real lack of care put into this setup
- uncomfortable chair
- tiny looking mouse
- no mousepad, wrist support
- shit cable management
- super kewl RGB case
- GPU for some reason
- lol wifi, no ethernet
- photoshopped cringe meme into picture frame

The only thing Elon cares about is just making himself look kewl than actually have an efficient setup

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

The joke is mongos still falling for it every fucking time.

Reads like a cope, sounds like a cope, and also really sad if they do indeed play out this gag for the sole purpose of trolling. I'd almost feel more sympathetic if folks just call it what it is; retardation. Whatever gets the jollies going since viagra doesn't seem to work.

 

[harmacist]

Reads like a cope, sounds like a cope, and also really sad if they do indeed play out this gag for the sole purpose of trolling. I'd almost feel more sympathetic if folks just call it what it is; retardation. Whatever gets the jollies going since viagra doesn't seem to work.

no you dont get it he acts like a redditor so when people call him a redditor they get epic trolled

 

[NoBueno]

Much to Reddit's dismay, the astronauts are back on earth no explosions and no deaths. Apparently, SpaceX was almost finished after three failed missions, it was close.

That totally happened just look at the totally not CGI landing. At least they used to shunt a real capsule out into the ocean back in the old days. Lazyyyy.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

no you dont get it he acts like a redditor so when people call him a redditor they get epic trolled

epic pwnz

 

[BucketOfBears]

Trans people are currently one of the most unliked groups in America and he cant even shit on them properly. He has to pretend to use stats and shit to dislike them, and he is even bad at that.

 

[JaneThough]

Every time he shows up I watch the pink dates start foaming at the mouth and I grab some popcorn. It's great every single time.

I love how the banned guy proved our point by bitching out so hard he ate a ban.

 

[DickMain]

I love how the banned guy proved our point by bitching out so hard he ate a ban.

Remind me which one was that? I might have missed it or I'm thinking of the wrong user (the moon-poster in USPol2). I just popped into this thread last night so I very well might have missed it but would love to see (if it didn't get swept).

 

[Bork Laser]

Elon may be cringe and gay, but at least he is redpilled on troons.

The problem here is, if the Democrats had welcomed him with open arms, he'd 100% sucking that girl cock, we'd have rainbow colored cybertrucks, etc. Elon is a mercenary. Anything he says, even if correct, is not because he believes it. It's because the idiots who worship believe it. He has no values or principles of his own, beyond making money.

 

[Jakub4]

The problem here is, if the Democrats had welcomed him with open arms, he'd 100% sucking that girl cock, we'd have rainbow colored cybertrucks, etc. Elon is a mercenary. Anything he says, even if correct, is not because he believes it. It's because the idiots who worship believe it. He has no values or principles of his own, beyond making money.

Same with Donnie. He doesn't really have any views, just like Musk, and all he cares about is money. He's been a Democrat for as long as he's been a Republican. He has no views. He's a populist billionaire. Although Trump doesn't mean much compared to Musk. Musk has as much wealth as many European countries in terms of the size of their economy.

 

[JaneThough]

Reads like a cope, sounds like a cope, and also really sad if they do indeed play out this gag for the sole purpose of trolling. I'd almost feel more sympathetic if folks just call it what it is; retardation. Whatever gets the jollies going since viagra doesn't seem to work.

Yeah it’s pretty retarded how many people keep falling for the same thing, especially when we’ve explained over and over what the gag is.

 

[Standardized Profile]

being upset over the tesla vandalism (ik you arent), is the biggest sign that someone is a gov cuck

I'm upset (mildly peeved) because fire is dangerous and firefighters have better things to do than put out someone's incendiary tantrum. People should just keep their hands off other people's stuff.

For perspective, it took the Thirteen Colonies about 140 years to reach that number.

They weren't serious about having children. Musk is. He can also move a lot more colonists than those silly age-of-sail ships, assuming he is given a few trillion dollars to do nothing but shoot people and supplies into space for the rest of his life.

Elon is a mercenary. Anything he says, even if correct, is not because he believes it. It's because the idiots who worship believe it. He has no values or principles of his own, beyond making money.

"There is an idea of an Elon Musk, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me--only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there."

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Thread tax, though I expect to get it back in my DOGE check:







"All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless."

 

[オプセック]

Reads like a cope, sounds like a cope, and also really sad if they do indeed play out this gag for the sole purpose of trolling. I'd almost feel more sympathetic if folks just call it what it is; retardation. Whatever gets the jollies going since viagra doesn't seem to work.

no you dont get it he acts like a redditor so when people call him a redditor they get epic trolled

I thought so too, I did bite in the trump derangement thread (iirc), but realized @Hollywood Hulk Hogan is too stubborn and committed to the bit as to take it at face value, it's really just him and @Trombonista running a bad cop, good actual cop routine. And it does seem to work on some people. You can even point it out like this an the newfags like hamburger guy still drop like flies.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Yeah it’s pretty retarded how many people keep falling for the same thing, especially when we’ve explained over and over what the gag is.

It is a "We" thing and not an individual poster thing? I bet y'all have a gay ass DM thread too. Just don't start ERPing in there or I might have to classify ya as an SSJness retarded.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The fact he spelled department wrong along with thinking it will be permanently dead along with the other shit Elon got wrong that a kid would get right from civics class really justifies why we need a Department of Education, like holy fuck open the schools

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I thought so too, I did bite in the trump derangement thread (iirc), but realized @Hollywood Hulk Hogan is too stubborn and committed to the bit as to take it at face value, it's really just him and @Trombonista running a bad cop, good actual cop routine. And it does seem to work on some people. You can even point it out like this an the newfags like hamburger guy still drop like flies.

Or maybe not everyone on the site that you joined last month is a die-hard Republican who worships Republican politicians with every fiber of their being

 

[Qui-Gon's Gin]

The problem here is, if the Democrats had welcomed him with open arms, he'd 100% sucking that girl cock, we'd have rainbow colored cybertrucks, etc.

They did welcome him with open arms, but the MAGA grift was too good to pass up.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Doesn't help so many of them are in the closet too, especially when they cry about it

Ugh, you sound like a fag, prolly cause you're a girl; faggots don't use Kiwifarms. Keep your Wrangler fantasies to yerself. I do hope y'all stay mad that Elon keeps on winning.
Punk ASS Bitches

 

[AnOminous]

It is a "We" thing and not an individual poster thing? I bet y'all have a gay ass DM thread too. Just don't start ERPing in there or I might have to classify ya as an SSJness retarded.

I'm not even on any DMs at all because I'm not a gigantic pussy who has to run cowering to hide in a DM thread from some guy with a wrestler avatar. It's recorded history that's what the A&N mongos did, though.

 

[オプセック]

I do hope y'all stay mad that Elon keeps on winning.

Did you just flat out white knight a cow?

Sure, if a cow becomes a poilitician, the thread becomes poilitical, but if you find yourself thinking of someone like chrischan or drug addled rekieta as dear leader, it's time to stop and reflect.