Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Polentic]

When they go low, we go lower.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

He has a functioning penis already that he was born with morons! Why are you so emotionally attached to this weird fucked up fantasy of him having a broken penis? Do you want him to fuck you in the ass until he cums so you can be absolutely sure it works correctly, as opposed to him just dangling it in your face which wouldn't unequivocally prove that it functions properly?? Is that what it would take for you to stop fixating on another man's penis?

Imagine white knighting for elon musks crooked chode

 

[big pauper]

Imagine white knighting for elon musks crooked chode

its called a bent duck, i'll have you know

 

[Retink Retunk]

"ANYONE WHO DOES NOT LIKE ME IS PAID"

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To be fair, the guy in the video admits he doesn't know anything and someone just handed him a free sign and some pamphlets which he thought was cool. The guy is incredibly low IQ and is one of those people that can't answer anything when asked but will hold signs by instruction.

 

[mister fireworks]

did anybody actually watch the video game stream? the screenshots make it look like he is reading the whispers but maybe i should watch it if he was live reacting with that look on his face.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Is Elon more hated than Trump by this point? Does Trump just use him as a shield take some of the heat off?

 

[Drip Torch]

He has a functioning penis already that he was born with morons! Why are you so emotionally attached to this weird fucked up fantasy of him having a broken penis? Do you want him to fuck you in the ass until he cums so you can be absolutely sure it works correctly, as opposed to him just dangling it in your face which wouldn't unequivocally prove that it functions properly?? Is that what it would take for you to stop fixating on another man's penis?

Elon and his tranny son have X penis. One fucked his own dick and the other takes dick.

 

[FootballBuff]

You aren't agreeing with me. Again, I don't have debilitating autism like you so I can detect sarcasm. You are saying the economy is fake because a lot is based on the stock market.

Like I said originally whats fake about green line go up= good and red line go down= bad? its simple logic! Youre calling me retarded yet you cant even grasp such a simple concept? Its literally why im changing my opinion of Musk rat and Drumpf.

Calm down little guy. I know elon fired your social worker/on-call diaper changer but that's not our fault, you voted for it (assuming you're even old enough to vote and consequently use kiwifarms because you take it upon yourself to quote children's films and are shitting yourself at every possible moment)

I'll let you go back to having your tantrum now until hulk gives you a big fat spanking and the jannies put you in the time-out chair

I never voted for this, I voted for the green line to go up! Thats Drumpf's one and only job as president, to make the green line go up!

 

[Drip Torch]

Like I said originally whats fake about green line go up= good and red line go down= bad? its simple logic! Youre calling me retarded yet you cant even grasp such a simple concept? Its literally why im changing my opinion of Musk rat and Drumpf.

I never voted for this, I voted for the green line to go up! Thats Drumpf's one and only job as president, to make the green line go up!

If only someone could put economics into football terms. The problem is, Trump is at the helm and the magic line is going down.

 

[The Hardest R]

TSLA is down 10% in overnight trading ...Elon gonna be hitting the ketamine hard tonight.

Elol decided to go all in on the right except they openly despise electric vehicles. Thanks to his political spergery, Tesla’s potential base of growth now openly despises Musk.

Not too bright.

 

[FootballBuff]

If only someone could put economics into football terms. The problem is, Trump is at the helm and the magic line is going down.

I dont need you or anyone else to make football comparisons for me, i can think them up all by myself! Heres how Drumpf and Musk Rat are currently handling the economy:

 

[Women Respecter]

did anybody actually watch the video game stream? the screenshots make it look like he is reading the whispers but maybe i should watch it if he was live reacting with that look on his face.

I watched for maybe 30 minutes on and off. Didn't see him read anything. The game just went through a reset so everyone started fresh. It was painfully obvious he never played through the game before. His menu and UI skills were completely boomer-tier (click-dragging items instead of using hotkey). The guy who made the initial video buckbreaking Elon on the gameplay months ago (Quin69) watched for quite awhile live on stream and was more entertained with how bad Elon was than with playing the game himself.

 

[AnOminous]

penis fucked penis fuck you in the ass until he cums dangling it in your face another man's penis?

Distilled down to its fundamental components.

You sure talk about dick a lot.

 

[Trombonista]

I dont need you or anyone else to make football comparisons for me, i can think them up all by myself! Heres how Drumpf and Musk Rat are currently handling the economy:
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I know you think you're mocking us, but this is actually quite accurate.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

WIngz vibes

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

As someone here (probably) said before, Muskrat wishes he was Howard Hughes. INB4 he crashes a Tesla somewhere in Beverly Hills.

 

[Dr.0]

Not going to lie, having Mike Myers play Elon musk is actually pretty good, even if it is an amalgamation of characters Myers has done in the past

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Is Elon more hated than Trump by this point? Does Trump just use him as a shield take some of the heat off?

It's weird, you know, because it's very 'high school', in a way. Trump is charismatic and popular and occasionally says really vicious, barbed, funny things, like one of the mean girls.

Elon is like that spergy kid, trying to get in with the cool gang, so they won't pick on him. I feel like he'd eat a fistful of maggots if Trump said it'd make him cool.

 

[Traummaschine]

It's weird, you know, because it's very 'high school', in a way. Trump is charismatic and popular and occasionally says really vicious, barbed, funny things, like one of the mean girls.

Elon is like that spergy kid, trying to get in with the cool gang, so they won't pick on him. I feel like he'd eat a fistful of maggots if Trump said it'd make him cool.

Elon dropped down to his knees and handed Trump hundreds of millions of dollars. That's when Trump started liking him and gave him free reign to cut the government spending of whatever stood in the way of his businesses. Maybe Trump sees him as a good lightning rod as well, but it's mainly about the money.

 

[JaneThough]

He has a functioning penis already that he was born with morons! Why are you so emotionally attached to this weird fucked up fantasy of him having a broken penis? Do you want him to fuck you in the ass until he cums so you can be absolutely sure it works correctly, as opposed to him just dangling it in your face which wouldn't unequivocally prove that it functions properly?? Is that what it would take for you to stop fixating on another man's penis?

Wow why are you so offended about people joking about his penis? Ask yourself that while you are rightfully roasted.

“LEAVE ELONS PENIS ALONE!!”

Let's be honest, she's just mad Elon would never fuck her because she's a nigger. She saw what happened with Azealia Banks already, so she knows well enough to spare herself the public humiliation of trying to entice him and getting ignored or rejected.

Azealia Banks had to try and rewrite history after Elon completely ignored her even while she was in his house, literally walked past him in HIS kitchen and he didn't say a word to her lmao. He kept it strictly professional and regarded her as Grimes's houseguest and nothing more! This really upset her because she was actually stupid enough to think someone of Elon's caliber would lower himself to having sex with a black woman, so she immediately rushed to rewrite history and lie about how Elon supposedly tried to have an orgy with her and Grimes, then she started pushing lies about how Grimes told her about a botched penis implant.

"Muh botched penis implant" is just a variation of "Oh, you don't want to fuck me? Well, you probably gay anyways!" or "Oh, you don't want to fuck me anymore? Y-you had a micropenis the whole time anyways!" or if I were to reverse the genders "Oh you don't want to fuck me? You're not even a beautiful woman anyways, you're actually ugly!" Black females like Candace and Azealia have to protect their egos from sexual rejection just like ugly/broke men have to do the same.

You seem to have a lot of information that we don’t. Hmm. even.