Elphaba Orion Doherty / elphabalive / "Elf Bar" / Elphie / Orion Doherty - "Wicked" obsessed green transgender troglodyte and his merry band of unhinged BritTok grifters (now featuring Jeffree Star!)

[AssignedEva]

Elphaba Orion Doherty, born Orion Doherty on February 11th, 2004 in Barnstable, Devon, England, is a BritTok sensation that ensures fans of the hit musical Wicked can never enjoy it in peace again.

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Not an awful lot is known about his very early years. There's frequent allegations that his mother is a crackhead (and when she appears on his lives, she does always seem zonked out on something) and speculation that he might have foetal alcohol syndrome;
As a young boy, he was taken to see a performance of the Broadway Musical Wicked. This inspired a lifelong obsession with both the musical (he's been to see it over 28 times), the songs and the main character of Elphaba, the Wicked Witch Of The West.

Orion harbored dreams of becoming a West End performer - specifically in the role of Elphaba. This was a big ambition for him, as Elphaba has never been performed by a man;

but this didn't stop Orion dressing up as Elphaba and singing "Defying Gravity" upwards of 50 times a day, frequently in public.

How do we know he sang it 50+ times a day? More on that in a moment. Anyway, Orion had a rough childhood and eventually came out as a trans woman at age 17 - obviously adopting the name of his icon, albeit keeping his deadname as his middle name. He still gets tetchy when misgendered/deadnamed as Orion, despite keeping it in all his usernames.
Anyway, upon coming out his mother allegedly kicked him out for a while. He had a brief stint working in a chicken shop in Barnstable (which he lost because he called up before his second ever shift asking to take a "mental health day") and there was allegedly involvement of a local support worker while he stayed in supported living, but things have patched up a bit now. Which leads us on to...

Rise in notoriety
Like any aspiring thespian, Elphaba began posting performances on TikTok. Unlike most of our resident cows, Elphie loved the limelight so much that he was moved to provide performances not just on TikTok but also outside, around Barnstable (a small port town of around 20,000 people). Sadly for him, Elphie's not a very good singer. He does now have monthly singing lessons and has improved a bit, but here's a recent performance to give you an idea:

Elphaba also likes to talk in a strained high pitched falsetto (especially when he's flirting), which can't be good for his vocal cords. He garnered a bit of a following for his cringe but harmless performances, until a live performance on Barnstable High Street resulted in some locals stealing his wig while on a TikTok live;

This garnered a lot of sympathy on BritTok with zoomers rushing in to comfort the vulnerable trans teenager as word spread. If your heart isn't completely dried up, you probably felt a twinge of sympathy for a mentally ill messed up kid just trying to live his life, but your sympathy will be limited as you read on.

TikTok Grift
One way fans can interact with people on TikTok is by sending them gifts during their livestreams. You purchase TikTok coins and then send them a little sticker and it earns them "diamonds" which they can cash out. Most TikTok gifts are inconsequential; a rose is worth about 2¢/1p - when the creator cashes in their diamonds, TikTok keeps half of that (and therefore they'd only get 1¢/0.5p). Some gifts are worth significantly more; gifting someone a lion costs you about $400 and so gives them about $200.
Initially Elphie did the classic grift of begging for money, explaining he was too poor to afford his rent for the month. The live stream that followed then revealed him shopping in Tesco for expensive junk food, followed by an announcement that he was once again going to go see Wicked, which was met with dismay by the people who had sent him money in the midst of the cozzie living crisis.
That's why Elphie pivoted into becoming a full blown TikTok grifter. By staying on live throughout the day and doing "battles" or "duals/duels" - essentially going on live with another streamer and competing to see who gets the most diamonds from the viewers - you can earn a decent amount of money. Elphie upped the ante on this by creating a private discord server and group chats, only allowing people to be in it if they consistently sent him high value gifts

There was also the launch of a Patreon, which so far has only ever had one post on it and largely has not been successful, and a Cameo account where Elphie charges $40 for a lazily phoned in message.
The lives however provided a lot of insight into Elphie's life. This included the revelation that at any hour of the day or night, Elphie's neighbors could expect to be assaulted with "Defying Gravity" being caterwauled out for the fortieth time that day, but also provided many domestic snapshots (he would frequently leave live on and ignore it completely while he went about his day-to-day) - creating ample opportunity for Elphie to both produce and record vast amounts of drama.

The Drama
Furthering on from the TikTok grift, there is an unhealthy subcommunity of grifters on BritTok who all compete to get to the top of the "leaderboard" by doing duals - essentially the people who've earned the most TikTok stickers that day. Many of them are some variety of trans, but they are not like the typical social media sideshows who police problematic language - this lot will gleefully mock each other's transitions, misgender and deadname each other, accuse each other of being fake trans, dox each other and encourage trolls to turn up or order pizzas to their addresses etc. etc. both on their own streams and to each other's faces in duals.
The full details are split off into their own comment due to the length and detail. While the narrative overview may paint Elphaba as somewhat of a victim in all this, he is very much an active participant who will insult and manipulate in a truly horrible way (there is no way I can include all the relevant clipped lives without needing to rent a server off Null). As a taster, here is Elphie threatening to deepfake Mama Kaz's voice into saying some racist shit to get her cancelled as a form of extortion.

You may feel that much of this beef must be manufactured for clout chasing and dramacoins, but it's important to note that a lot of this shit goes down in public spaces or has significant real life consequences. They are all TikTok rotted, mentally ill/personally disordered people who are additionally very stupid, and behave at an amplitude that will be familiar to any British Kiwifarmer that's spent a Saturday in a particularly rough flat roof pub.

Hygiene
Much to the chagrin of many West End theatre goers, Elphie doesn't really like to bathe. His filthy skin and greasy hair might give that away, but Elphie also likes to rewear the same clothes for many days, sleeping in them without bathing... with the recent London heatwave resulting in Elphie wearing the same t-shirt for 19 days in a row, seemingly without taking it off.
He's also talked about his desire to get clip in veneers (or a "flipper") due to his fear of damaging his teeth with actual veneers, although it's worth noting he's on record saying he has not brushed his teeth in six months. Elphie claims to have cystic acne and has additionally self diagnosed with hidradenitis suppurativa, a condition that conveniently makes it too painful for him to tuck, but Chelsea Lee Art summed it up aptly - "he's just a scabby man who needs a good scrubbing". People who encounter Elphie (including at performances of Wicked) frequently report a stench of "shit and death". His lives also reveal a curiously unphased approach to domestic hygiene, with him picking dirty rags off the filthy floor to do the drying up, or wiping his arse with baby wipes and then putting them in a carrier bag on top of his clothes to dispose of later.
However the more repulsive aspect of his character is his seeming delight in grotesque bodily functions, frequently farting and burping with reckless abandon and laughing at his own behaviour. For a tamer insight into this, here is Elphie performing the "Sprite challenge" in Barnstable shopping centre:

This ties in to Elphie's sexual preferences; as befitting a sewage demon he has a variety of sexual fascinations, including with "Sludge". Elphie makes vast quantities of homemade sludge and then stores it for safe keeping while reusing it in a method that is sure to act as an incubator that will initiate the next pandemic.

Elphie has decried that the person who leaked these slime photos is out of order, although it transpires he was sending them (along with more conventional nudes) completely unprompted to random strangers he found hot, so he has no way to track down exactly who did leak them.

Stalking and Harassment
Elphie knows what he likes, and what he likes is "a guy with a strong personality, 20-28, muscles tattoos and six pack. And with money. Not interested otherwise. Oh and he also has to love theatre x". Unfortunately such men do not tend to like him.

However uncomfortable that was though, the real issue is his obsession with the West End actresses who play Elphaba. He's frequently attempting to meet them after shows - and it's not uncommon for the actresses to do so. One of them is Laura Pick, who has taken selfies with Elphie several times


Unfortunately for the seemingly lovely Laura, she learned that obsessive fans should be taken seriously. After inviting some of the audience to come with her to a nightclub after the performance, this read to Elphaba as his chance at fame, and he approached Laura in the club. He asked Laura to join her on the TikTok Live, and when Laura declined (because she was also doing a live), Elphie attempted to grab the phone out of Laura's hand while trying for a hug. At this point, one of the other cast members (I think the understudy) recognised Elphaba as the stalking creep who she'd had to block on all social media months before due to incessant messaging. and security ejected him from the venue.
Elphie did not take this well.

Spoiler: Ugly crying

Counterstalking
You might be aware that zoomers and Gen A discovered Chris-Chan around the time of the merge, and felt distraught they'd missed out on the golden years of weenery. It appears they may have found a replacement.
BritTok teenagers can be really quite vicious and there are a variety of "exposed" TikToks that archive and clip Elphie's lives. They'll habitually troll his comments sections to provoke a reaction from him, and he's earned himself a Snark subreddit and multiple threads on Tattle. Elphie also enjoys the Keffals treatement, as rabid fans attempt to dox his hotel room (or other people in his BritTok rat king just reveal where he's staying) and then turn up at his door. On more than one occasion this has resulted in him having to relocate short notice or do a big song and dance about "double locking" the door.

Elphie enjoys performing, which usually involves him hogging the microphone at a gay bar's karaoke to sing Defying Gravity:

Spoiler: Bad singing

He recently announced he'd be performing at Brighton Pride in Broadway Bar - it's speculated that this was actually just him booking out a karaoke slot, but it transpires he was actually booked. Nevertheless enough "antis" got in touch with the venue that they put out a statement stressing Elf-Bar would not be performing, which lead to another impressive meltdown;

and then more suicide threats (there's a lot of those with oor elphie).
Elphie frequently heads to gay villages and also the West End in London (when he's going to see Wicked or occasionally try another musical), which leads to his stans and ironic anti-stans papping him in various venues or filming him in the street - Elf Bar is not afraid to go out by himself on his love quest;

Spoiler: Various candids

Those last two are from Heaven in London, a gay super-nightclub. Elphie was not "performing" in Heaven, they just put on "Defying Gravity" and Elphie clambered onto a balcony to sing to the crowd (...although it does look like he made it into one of the backstage areas at the end). If blinds are to be believed on Tattle, he's actually since been banned due to increased notoriety around his shenanigans.

 

[Spunt]

I once had to endure a showing of "Wicked" in a (successful) attempt to get laid. Not worth it. It's a dismal show, the songs are the most generic, by-the-numbers show tunes you could ever think of. During the endurance test that was sitting through what felt like about 4 solid days of interminable caterwauling, I amused myself by trying to guess when the key changes would be in each song, and I got it right 100% of the time. It's like someone told ChatGPT to make 12 show tunes based on an average of every show tune ever written. I really don't understand the cult fanbase that show has, it's just musical Wizard of Oz fanfiction with the writing standards you'd come to expect from such a thing. This dude is only slightly crazier than average for a "Wicked" fan.

Barnstable, though. I've been on holiday near there. It's in the middle of nowhere and is the only large-ish town for miles and miles in any direction, and as is typical for such places it's basically become a shopping mall for the outlying villages and nobody actually goes into the town itself, which is a remarkably ugly and run-down place given the beautiful countryside it's surrounded with. And like any run-down British coastal town, it's full of Boy Racers in badly-modified hatchbacks pointlessly driving in circles around the seafront, blaring horrible House music from speakers that cost more than the car they're mounted in in a futile attempt to attract the attention of the pudgy chavettes with wonkily-applied acrylic nails drinking cheap cider on park benches. Basically, it's possibly the very worst place for a musical theater fag to live.

Good thread.

 

[Pee Cola]

Barnstable, though. I've been on holiday near there. It's in the middle of nowhere and is the only large-ish town for miles and miles in any direction, and as is typical for such places it's basically become a shopping mall for the outlying villages and nobody actually goes into the town itself, which is a remarkably ugly and run-down place given the beautiful countryside it's surrounded with.

This description made me think of the Turdtowns YouTube channel. Lo and behold, Turdtowns rated Barnstable as the second worst town in Devon.

Basically, it's possibly the very worst place for a musical theater fag to live.

I almost feel sorry for this dude (or at least I think it's a dude?). I couldn't see somewhere like Barnstable being the nicest place for such a fruity lad to grow up. If poofter bashing is still a thing, then most of Barnstable's yobs have probably beaten the shit out of him at least once by now.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

which allegedly resulted in his mother kicking him out for a while.

based

Elphie knows what he likes, and what he likes is "a guy with a strong personality, 20-28, muscles tattoos and six pack. And with money. Not interested otherwise. Oh and he also has to love theatre x". Unfortunately such men do not tend to like him.

imagine getting sexually harassed by this thing

good thread, especially being as sleep deprived as i am right now.

still find this video funny tho

 

[RACISM]

Well written OP, funny spaz. I'll be watching this one. Good work.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Oh my god. My girlfriend who loves musicals talked about this thing a couple of weeks ago and she noticed his deranged comments when she was viewing the artists.

This thing is a rabbit hole of content, you made a nice catch on it. You need to watch more of it, is so weird.

 

[AssignedEva]

Various dramas
This gets a separate post because the OP was lagging too much with all the videos (this being the nature of the platform this happens on). Although these are laid out in an approximate chronological order, these overlap quite a lot. There's essentially a BritTok dual grift rat king at play here. There may be some inaccuracies to iron out as it is quite convoluted.

Jack
There's not much on this one, it's just background context. (It's worth noting that everything in this post has really only happened in the span of a few months). Jacks an autistic lil pooner that was previously Elphaba's best friend. She shared his love of Wicked and they'd often do TikToks together singing Defying Gravity, even performing at Autism's Got Talent together

Jack and her family seem like quite a sweet and stabilising influence on Elphie's life, defending him from a hairdresser who'd fucked up his hair extensions and cut his neck and then mocked him about it on TikTok and otherwise replicating the nerdy band girl/gay best friend dynamic (but with added gender).
They seem to have fallen out around late 2022-early 2023. The specifics are not clear - I will do some more digging but Jack herself seems pretty much harmless and not much of a lolcow.

Mama Kaz
An early supporter of Elphaba, Mama Kaz is an alleged 22 year old woman enby and aspiring "makeup artist" who wants to "raise awareness for the LGBT". She's also a massive TikTok grifter who earns an income through the aforementioned TikTok gifts, and frequently duals people to earn income, exhorting her fans (which she refers to as "Mama Cubs") to make a push to meet various stretch goals (for no other reason than TikTok number go up).

I'm not entirely clear if Mama Kaz is trans or just an incredibly unfortunate looking Greek Cypriot woman who is claiming to be enby for attention, but Elphaba has mocked her for "doing nothing about her transition". For the avoidance of doubt, I'm just going to use she/her.
Kaz took Elphaba under her wing and invited him into her home (end of December 2022/start of Jan 2023).

(This is also where Elphie's lackadaisical approach to personal hygiene becomes apparent - Mama Kaz offers him a shower and clean pyjamas, which Elphie declines, happy to ferment in his unwashed filth).
Despite appearing thick as thieves, trouble apparently struck when Elphie (on the ascendant) declined to dual with Mama Kaz for two whole days, significantly eating into the grift (as Kaz was now making more money as a result of her duals with Elf Bar).

In a startling display of maturity Elphie apparently tried to diffuse the situation behind the scenes, but this is largely because Mama Kaz actually had dirt on him. This resulted in a series of incredibly messy dual slapfights and "callouts". I'm spoilering this as it's a lot, and mostly it's just people shouting at each other, but it's worth checking out for when Elphie starts baa'ing like a sheep to drown out Mama Kaz repeatedly yelling "you don't deserve to fucking talk"

Spoiler: Loud people being loud

If you're wondering about the stupid hats that keep appearing, those are TikTok gifts. The sombrero is apparently worth a lot.

The biggest takeaway from this blowup is that Kaz had secretly entered into discussions with Elphie's (alleged crackhead) mother, who revealed she was terrified of her son and felt she couldn't control him. Furthermore, there were the revelations that Elphaba had been faking autism and tourettes tics the entire time to further his TikTok grifts, with no clinical diagnosis of either (despite claims to the contrary). Elphie's response was to threaten to extort Mama Kaz using deepfaked audio of her saying no-no words because the fake proof would be believed by his rabid fanbase, and then to accuse Mama Kaz of misgendering (while also telling her she needed to start carrying a rape alarm). Elphie also astutely observed that he could avoid cancellation by crying a bunch on lives and performatively blaming himself while singing, as he had acquired a troupe of ride-or-dies and people who can't help but support because "it's all the drama Mick! I just love it!" (for more on this phenomenon, please see the Hollie Dance thread and the unwavering devotion of Archie's Army in the face of all evidence to the contrary).

Mama Kaz eventually drops off the radar due to her own drama about allegedly domestically abusing her partner Papa Dean/him allegedly abusing her (although Elphie continues mocking her live videos into May 2023). But you may have noticed a strange, gollum-like blond creature in the background of some of those dual fights, which leads us on to...

Chelsea Lee Art
Leanne Feeley is a 42 year old mother of two (no seriously, this is an actual woman) who ditched her sons (now 20 and 1 with their father to go to London to seek her fortune. Although she masquerades as an inexplicably wealthy artist (she's using the name "Chelsea Lee" because that's the name of an American artist) who lives in a manse in Chelsea (a very wealthy area of London), she actually lives in a run down council block in Pimlico where she is barred from all the local pubs and bars, and is also barred from several luxury department stores like Harrods and Selfridges, private members clubs like Soho House, boutiques like Louis Vuitton and various expensive restaurants around London. Frequently what she will do is order a large quantity of food and then insist on a refund because the food was bad (after eating most of it). Here is a recent example of her kicking off in a restaurant in Cornwall, as an example:

You'll note she hates the Cornish. She also hates Scots, the Irish, Spaniards, "foreigners", people who don't speak English as a first language etc. etc. She does harbor an erotic fascination towards Arabs, thinking they're all wealthy and will give her money and have sex with her (and has produced some unhinged TikToks in a hijab to that effect).

She does seem to have a surprising amount of personal wealth - she previously had a "sugar momma" called Zara who was a professional psychologist (this unsurprisingly ended incredibly badly for Zara, as CLA is a cocaine and alcohol abusing unmedicated bipolar) and now will scream and yell at her TikTok fans for money. She is an artist, but has never exhibited or sold any artworks - although she has provided valuations of her paintings at £1m+ (this is because she's the one doing the valuations).

CLA's interactions with Elphaba started with minor beefs, and Elphie providing a callout;

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

(doing callouts is one of Elphie's hobbies) but over the course of a couple of months this evolved into CLA extending an invitation to "collaborate on art" (by which she meant TikTok grifts). Although it is often claimed by both sides that this collaboration was purely for the clout, it does seem at points they had a genuine (if volatile) friendship, with Elphie moving in to her Pimlico flat. Mama Kaz also tried to suck up to CLA, in part because they both have the same management agency (they're frequently on the TikTok duels leaderboard, remember) but this was unsuccessful as CLA correctly identified Elphie was the bigger star and had successfully built a victim narrative around Mama Kaz.

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

CLA took Elphie on as a protege, grooming him (well, except for personal grooming) into grifting for a luxury lifestyle appearance and moving him into her flat. They went on an array of "adventures" around London, generally being menaces.
"Trolls" (speculated to be Mama Kaz) called the police multiple times suggesting Elphie had been taken hostage, leading to multiple wellbeing checks.

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

(Yes that is Elphie's mum on the live, providing moral support while also doing a TikTok dual for diamonds)
Unfortunately with CLA as unstable as she is and Elphie as parasitical as he is, the welcome was overstayed around the 19 day mark as Elphie's hygiene resulted in nits (head lice).

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

This was further degraded by trolls claiming that Elphie was coercively controlling CLA into letting her stay, with more wellbeing checks this time to ensure CLA was not being held hostage by Elf Bar.

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

(Yes, that's Smellphaba's mum again).

CLA eventually kicked Elphie out, although this is rationalised on the lives as Elphie "giving CLA some space" - Elphie does not take the hint and books into hotels and serviced apartments using TikTok griftbucks to remain hanging out in London with CLA, which slowly devolves into a seething love-hate relationship.

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

Drama occurred when CLA apparently discovered Elphie had nicked her Samsung phone charger, a curiously petty thing to be alarmed about for a woman who claimed to be in the market for a Birkin bag.

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

Evil Queen Chelsey
Chelsey Harwood (né Andrew Harwood) is a 34 year old trans influencer from Liverpool, who previously appeared on such salubrious shows as "Desperate Scousewives", "Hollyoaks" and "Celebrity Botched Bodies" (he had a botched amhole). He's also had several brushes with the law, being court ordered to do community service and probation due to dishonestly obtaining £25k in unemployment and housing benefit and then refusing to take the bus to do this (on the basis that he didn't want to mix with "scallies"). He also got charged with assaulting a co-star on "This Is Liverpool", who he claimed was transphobic, and then himself got attacked by TikTok "banter queen" Elsa Frost (archive) who threw paint on his door.

Evil Queen was a background figure throughout all of this and was vicious. While occasionally in the right because everyone mentioned so far is terrible, Evil Queen is by far the most sociopathic. He'd beefed with Mama Kaz, Elphaba and Chelsea Lee Art throughout this time (and various other BritTok clout chasers). He isn't very intelligent, but is probably the closest to functionally normal out of everyone in this thread, and so fancies himself a master manipulator. When Chelsea Lee Art had become more and more unstable, Evil Queen pretended to be her friend and then goaded her into drinking her own piss and assaulting a delivery driver and her friend Modeen (while continually calling police for wellness checks and doxing her). This resulted in CLA being sectioned and taken to Springfield Hospital in Tooting for 28 days. EQ then drove to London and went on live going through CLA's flat and taking stuff, and then stood outside the hospital insisting that CLA was "acting" and needed to be discharged early and got all his fans to do the same, overwhelming the hospital switchboard. However thanks to his manipulations CLA only understood this as "Evil Queen was trying to get me discharged early because she cares about me". A real piece of work.

Anyway, he'd been quietly seething that he'd taken back burner to Elphaba (his entire life is focused on climbing that TikTok leaderboard) and, spotting that CLA was getting pretty fed up with Elphie, took this as his cue to swoop. This culminated in a notorious TikTok live where Evil Queen and CLA mock Elphie for being a man with a "big dong" and most damningly of all claim that his £170 frilly green dress (that he'd been wearing for several days) made him look like a lettuce leaf.

Spoiler: Legitimately uncomfortable viewing

I do recommend watching the second video with Evil Queen, which is a jaw dropping display of sociopathic cruelty and powerplays punctuated with banal conversation.
This later devolved further with CLA inadvertently doxxing Elphaba while on a duel with Evil Queen, who then directed his followers to start phoning up the hotel in Shepherd's Bush to call in wellness checks (and suggesting likely false names this could be booked under), prompting a rather weak backpedal from CLA that "she's staying in Chelsea, you wouldn't know the hotel".
Evil Queen proceeded to stir the pot further, suggesting Elphie deserved to get sexually assaulted again.

Spoiler: Spoilering some vids to reduce page lag

Honestly EQ lives up to the moniker. There's some rumblings that EQ may be pulling the more recent strings around riling up the weens and directing them, as Elphie has been experiencing the Keffals treatment with weens turning up at his hotel room door. (It's at this point that I started feeling bad for the sludge goblin again).

EQ gradually encouraged Chelsea Lee Art to become more hostile to Elphaba (who didn't need much prompting) as Elphie continued to not take the hint, and declared he'd start looking for a flat to move to London permanently. One of the last times Elphaba hung out with CLA she had run out of toilet paper and so he wiped up with baby wipes and attempted to leave it in a bin, to which he was instructed to take with him (which he eventually put in a carrier bag with his clothes )

Spoiler: Gross

(This is mid-late May 2023)
After this point CLA blocked Elf Bar, describing him as a "spotty fuck" and insisting she'd "need to get her mattress fumigated" (which to be fair is probably accurate).
They more or less stop being involved with Elphie at this point. CLA went off to Cornwall and then Spain on holiday and - after buying Evil Queen some expensive jewellery - things took a turn.
CLA decided she didn't want to pay for her return flight from Spain, so invited Evil Queen and his partner Bradley out to Fuerteventura (on the proviso they'd buy her a ticket back), before eventually telling various people on TikTok she didn't want Evil Queen to come. This boiled over with CLA declaring that Evil Queen was a man who thought like a man and looked like a man and must be secretly in love with her, and that all trans people are weirdos (and then blocked Evil Queen on TikTok), and told Bradley that she was glad his Mum was dead and he had no hairline and she'd get her sons to beat them up etc etc, so they followed suit by doxing Chelsea's hotel room on live and telling viewers to order loads of room service to it while CLA wishes death upon them.

Spoiler: ay carumba

Upon returning to London, CLA discovered a troll posing as her son had called the police and claimed to have killed her with a frying pan - therefore the door to her flat had been kicked in by police and then the keys were changed, leading to an array of impressive meltdowns in Pimlico police station.
Evil Queen, remaining in Fuerteventura, had a series of explosive fights with his partner Bradley after being general terrors and she subsequently wandered around lost on live getting cat called by Spanish builders, before eventually reuniting with Bradders. They've sufficiently pissed off a TikTok spokesman for the Irish Traveller community that he's heavily alluding to whatever the gypsy equivalent of a fatwa is being taken out against them.

Spoiler: An Irish traveller taking the piss while being mildly threatening

Jeffree Star
This one is incredibly stupid.

Jeffree Star is an eceleb and beauty guru behind the successful makeup brand Jeffree Star cosmetics. A scene celebrity since the MySpace Days, he had a short lived music career before pivoting into beauty products and creating a YouTube channel. Collaborate with Shane Dawson, frenemy to Trisha Paytas, had a high profile feud with James Charles etc etc. Recently he sold his mansion in Los Angeles and moved to rural Wyoming to start a Yak ranch and drive around with a bright pink AR-15. He also said on a podcast that he thinks they/them is stupid and there's only two genders.

Elphaba mentioned not agreeing with Jeffree, and then in a series of ridiculous events Elphie's fans memed him so much in Jeffree's chat that Jeffree went live with him for a duel.

Spoiler

The whole thing is on YouTube here, but it's about 10 minutes long

Jeffree clearly had no idea who Elphaba was but was reading his chat. Initially he raised that Elphaba "secretly hated him" (to which Elphaba grovelled) but then was able to infer from the comments that there was something about slime and made fun of him for slime. After the live ended, he then said that he'd read everyone kicking off about dueting with Elphaba and levelling various accusations at him, and he said "I can't stop mid duel, I have no idea who these people are, but y'all, that was a lot".

Elphaba felt quite distressed that Jeffree maybe hated him now, so sent him £400 worth of TikTok gifts (to no avail) and then cried about it.

Shortly after, Jeffree got swatted. Specifically got swatted by someone from the UK who had called the police and pretended to be involved in a shootout with Jeffree on his ranch. Now, this was pretty obviously not Elphaba because Elphaba is too stupid to work out how to do that (you can't phone 911 in the UK, it automatically forwards to 999) but due to the timing and how the live went, Jeffree deduced that it must have been Elphaba.

Because Jeffree is a hateful yog-sothoth that makes Evil Queen look like Bambi, when his chat started guessing Elphaba he confirmed it. This then became established fact - here's Eugenia Cooney acknowledging that Elphaba swatted Jeffree;
(video pending)
It seems like not much came out of it (either Jeffree learned it wasn't Elphaba, or just didn' bother following through on his legal threats), but it made Jeffree very dubious of duelling with anyone connected to Elphaba and his BritTok grifting circle, and still is referenced as gospel that Elphaba swatted Jeffree Star.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Nice thread OP. This really was a horror show to witness. This guy definitely has autism though, to the hyper fixation, lack of personal hygiene and even the way he speaks all blast "autist" to me. Does anyone know if the dad is in the picture or not (i bloody doubt it).

Single mother parenting and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Kamui]

Great op, hope the thread keeps going. For some reason watching him cry gave me nausea, you can see how dirty he is on his skin and hair.

What's sludge though? Is it just dirty looking slime?

 

[AssignedEva]

Great op, hope the thread keeps going. For some reason watching him cry gave me nausea, you can see how dirty he is on his skin and hair.

What's sludge though? Is it just dirty looking slime?

Yes, the "sludge" is indeed black slime, he's showcased himself making it and playing with it on Instagram live in the past.

What he had not disclosed is that this is apparently because he had a sexual awakening watching Tom Hardy get consumed by a parasitical alien black sludge, Venom (you know like the Spiderman thing), and would cover himself in the black sludge while naked as some sort of fetish play.

Part of the reason we know about this is Elphie likes to brag about how many handsome muscular zoomers hit him up on Grindr and slide into his Insta DMs, but unfortunately is too naive/horny to realise that they're either catfishes or they're thirst trapping him to generate humiliating Elphaba content for clout (it is honestly astounding at HOW MANY British zoomers know about him and CLA - they're essentially treating this as an extended reality tv show) but also Elphie likes to send his nudes out unprompted.

Careful about prying too much though! Elphie has implied asking too many questions will make him "not want to go on" (he says this about everything)

 

[Spunt]

Elphie's (alleged crackhead) mother

Judging by how far apart her son's eyes are and his general autistic retardation, I'd say that was likely.

 

[AssignedEva]

As this is a general update rather than filling in backstory I think it's ok to have as a separate post.
Elphaba travelled up to Manchester with a surprise last night - he has a boyfriend!

Spoiler: Boyfriend reveal videos

.

I'm going to assume this is a university student house (although based on some accents they might be Mancunian locals - this appears to be the bf who was born in 2003 and Stockport's local), but anyway, Elphie is staying for about six nights! Admittedly if this was someone I'd met for the first time ever and had never kissed and they were purporting to be my boyfriend, I'd probably want some one-on-one time with them rather than hanging out with his friends and then going clubbing with his friends but...

Spoiler: Weird hangout/live

Oh... the blank stares into the camera from the gang aside (does it feel like an episode of Black Mirror yet?) the girl in the glasses is very handsy with Wes (you see it more in other clips from the live, but they've got downloads disabled). Let's just head over to the socials...

Gee, if I didn't know any better, this might seem like an elaborate ploy to embarrass Elphie with a fake relationship and get clout! Unfortunately all three people involved (Zac/Wez, Ella and Saraya) all maintain separate finstas so not much can be garnered, although that doesn't really matter when Wez was sending this out on Saturday (and this was going down on Monday evening):

Nevertheless, I guess going out clubbing with some "friends" his age might be a positive, because the other yoot in the club will see them as peers (rather than oddities/freakshows like when he went clubbing by himself or with Chelsea Lee Art) and so will approach him warmly rather than trying to sneak creepshots or prompt a meltdown.
It sounds like Smellphaba had a nice evening, anyway - got home late and wasted.

Spoiler: Drunk mess

Well, at least he had a good time, even if he is apparently sleeping alone.
(I've decided I need to start spoilering videos because this thread is lagging so much)

 

[Scrumption]

I have waited a long time for this thread to appear. I couldn’t stand looking at him long enough to make one myself. Good OP. Looking forward to the sour milk

 

[AssignedEva]

I have waited a long time for this thread to appear. I couldn’t stand looking at him long enough to make one myself. Good OP. Looking forward to the sour milk

The deepdive has been wild, I only knew of Elphaba peripherally through memes before this.
Speaking of, about ten hours after announcing their new relationship, the lovebirds called it off.

Spoiler: Elphaba explains it all

Basically shortly after asking Elphaba to wash his "panini", Wez revealed the stress of being in the public eye and the consequences on his "personal life" were too much and then he deactivated all his socials. Completely unsurprisingly it appears Wez and co did the classic "bulies pretend to be friends with the weird kid as a joke" except the Black Mirror 21st century version involving Tik Tok clout. Elphaba seems non-plussed about it and is not emotionally devestated, as again, he'd only met this guy once in a group context.
Elphie was then spotted out and about in Manchester being kinda weird, but seemingly with a group of women (maybe he met them in the club last night?).

Spoiler: Creep shot

Later still Elphaba went on Instagram live to claim a violent man had turned up at his hotel and was sending him "disembowelment threats" (he claimed doxxing but possibly a Grindr hookup gone wrong?) and he'd called the police and had a crime reference number. There's no evidence this actually happened and he's not really doing anything interesting so I won't bother archiving.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't think anyone involved in this drama is genuinely transgender (Evil Queen only counts on a technicality).

 

[AssignedEva]

I don't think anyone involved in this drama is genuinely transgender (Evil Queen only counts on a technicality).

There's been plenty of mud slinging that Elphaba has not actually started medical transition and is "trans for clout", but who's to say if Elphaba's transition is genuine or not? Could be just as genuine as half the people posted on this website.
Anyway Elphie has been tearing up Manchester. The new strategy appears to be to not pay for hotel rooms but to just crash at random "fan" apartments, who've all been appearing on his lives. At least once he got "doxed" because he was blasting out Defying Gravity over and over again and someone in the same block of flats shared it on TikTok,

Spoiler: Bad singing

but he's also actively shared his location to meet new fans (curious for someone who claimed to be in fear for his life - he has now clarified that the man who turned up outside his hotel threatening to "disembowel" him was a Grindr hookup he'd invited over).
Some girl let him stay for a bit and let him borrow a dress and did his makeup;

He then had a reaction to the makeup;

although that will pale in comparison to the skin condition this woman will get after getting Elphaba's germs in all her makeup. (Also Elphie dry shaves with makeup on, which isn't helping matters).
This was followed by a drunken rant at 2am on a weekday about Brianna Ghey, while a woman and her drag queen friend (futilely) tried to intervene to stop him embarrassing himself

Spoiler: Mess

He did an apology for his rant the next day on TikTok.
As the week wore on, Elphaba went clubbing down the length of Canal Street. The Mancunian drag queens, seeing an opportunity to have a clown embarass himself, got him up on stage and in one club even handed him a broom for an impromptu performance of Defying Gravity.

His outfit for a couple of those nights out were legitimately pyjamas and he was freeballing it. He got a nice little grift going where he'd do selfies or videos in exchange for drinks;

Spoiler: Elf bar getting mobbed by fans

At some point he treated himself to a new Louis Vuitton bag - he's raking in an estimated £7k/month from his TikTok grift. He then immediately lost the Louis Vuitton bag, and ran around a nightclub bleating "where's my bag?".

Spoiler: where's my bag

It turned out to be still in the booth he'd been sat in.
He's spending today catching up on Cameo requests. No news on when he's doing his "move" to Bristol. In other Elphaba news, his "ex-boyfriend" of 19 hours reactivated his socials and tagged Elphie in this;

and Jack was doing an inane "AMA" on the Elphaba subreddit (archive);

and Elphaba and ChelseaLeeArt have been doing mean impersonations of each other on their lives (CLA has also been getting in a weird fight with Jordan/Katie Price, who she believes used to be a moderator for her). Evil Queen is back in the UK too, and is "addressing rumours" that he left his dog unattended for two weeks while in Spain, but it's not very interesting beyond that.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

>Evil Queen pretended to be her friend and then goaded her into drinking her own piss and assaulting a delivery driver and her friend Modeen (while continually calling police for wellness checks and doxing her). This resulted in CLA being sectioned and taken to Springfield Hospital in Tooting for 28 days. EQ then drove to London and went on live going through CLA's flat and taking stuff, and then stood outside the hospital insisting that CLA was "acting" and needed to be discharged early and got all his fans to do the same, overwhelming the hospital switchboard. However thanks to his manipulations CLA only understood this as "Evil Queen was trying to get me discharged early because she cares about me". A real piece of work.

How do they even manage all of that? Especially the recorded theft seems like quite a risk to take. The only time I've ever been able to find a dox is when someone was retarded enough to openly display it.

 

[Dr. Butt]

fuck me, it's Chris Chav

 

[anliteralidiot]

Elphie dry shaves with makeup on, which isn't helping matters)

Sweet fucking christ that's horrifying. Also maybe spoiler those pimple pictures.

 

[AssignedEva]

Elphaba had one last night out in Manchester with some random guy, and then they had a dance party until 8AM (featuring an incredibly cringe moshpit).

Spoiler: Cringe

This was followed by a four hour train journey to Bristol, on which Elphaba got misgendered.

Elphaba then claims to have been doxxed, allegedly through Uber Eats (?). He did order food on stream and some people on TikTok claimed to have phoned the pizza restaurant to find his address (I can't find said dox, but there's speculation he's staying in a university student house over the Summer holidays in a 3 month fixed term let).
His response to being "doxed" was to repeatedly hit himself with a hairbrush until he "passed out".

Spoiler: spergout

This left bruises that looked suspiciously like eyeshadow and apparently faded by the next morning.

Elphaba then ended up having an instagram live with a self described "old school transsexual, not transgender, transsexual" who transitioned in the early 1980s. This did not go well for Elphaba as "Miss Natasha" called him out for begging for money for transition but then spending it on various other things, and suggesting he's not a real transsexual but just a confused guy obsessed with a fictional character who is making a mockery of the trans community - specifically honing in on Elphaba claiming to be a vers top on Grindr (Elphaba insisted that he's a bottom and doesn't touch his dick, which is at direct odds to things he's claimed before). Elf-Bar waited until Miss Natasha left the call to kick off.

Spoiler: Callout

This was followed by a roundtable discussion with Mama Kaz and some gay Scottish guy acting as a facilitator. Mama Kaz essentially accused Elphaba of being a beg and leveraging a trans identity purely to make money while not doing anything to transition and also criticised him for "self harming" on camera, and the Scottish gay guy observed that Elphaba doesn't really try to act feminine. Elphaba calls the Scottish guy transphobic and eventually flounced out of the call threatening to self harm or suicide (or to call the police?) if Mama Kaz didn't stop critisising him.

Spoiler: Freakout

Another roundtable was held (inexplicably Evil Queen was there, talking about how he's going to be in a music video for a diss track about himself). During this call a tearful woman claimed she had sent Elphaba over £15k to support his transition (not just through gifts but through direct bank transfers), but now she's learned he's not doing anything to transition, so feels scammed because she's disabled and a carer and otherwise would have used that money for a new wheelchair.

While my sympathy is limited to someone who willingly sends £15k they can't afford to a TikToker, the person doesn't mentally sound all there - so if this is true, then they could have been exploited. Elphaba denied this, claiming to have a sugar daddy on Snapchat and showing people his NatWest app (although the chat speculated this wasn't his main account) and then went on an unintentionally funny monologue about how hard his life is.

Spoiler: seething

He also started an instagram fundraiser for Trans Lifeline and is claiming to have a GenderGP appointment today (earlier this morning he said he'd be offline for the entire day and people would be begging him to come back - he was singing Defying Gravity on Instagram live within an hour). He's also once again threatening hurting himself.
Oh and Tom Harlock is covering him now, which is nice.

>Evil Queen pretended to be her friend and then goaded her into drinking her own piss and assaulting a delivery driver and her friend Modeen (while continually calling police for wellness checks and doxing her). This resulted in CLA being sectioned and taken to Springfield Hospital in Tooting for 28 days. EQ then drove to London and went on live going through CLA's flat and taking stuff, and then stood outside the hospital insisting that CLA was "acting" and needed to be discharged early and got all his fans to do the same, overwhelming the hospital switchboard. However thanks to his manipulations CLA only understood this as "Evil Queen was trying to get me discharged early because she cares about me". A real piece of work.

How do they even manage all of that? Especially the recorded theft seems like quite a risk to take. The only time I've ever been able to find a dox is when someone was retarded enough to openly display it.

These people have terrible infosec and are routinely doxed by people they trust. In the case of the apartment, Evil Queen got the keys off of CLA but subsequently has now claimed to have staged the hospital in a Travelodge so it's kinda hard to work out if it actually did happen as presented.