I bet he went into first class since it was empty and got moaned at by the ticket checker. That or someone could smell him from the other end of the train.
Lmao, you can hear how hollow that thing is. What a manipulative little shit. I have no tolerance for people who do emotional blackmail shit like "LET ME TALK OR I'M GONNA HURT MYSELF!!!". You can fuck right off with that.
I bet he went into first class since it was empty and got moaned at by the ticket checker. That or someone could smell him from the other end of the train.
Lmao, you can hear how hollow that thing is. What a manipulative little shit. I have no tolerance for people who do emotional blackmail shit like "LET ME TALK OR I'M GONNA HURT MYSELF!!!". You can fuck right off with that.
Funny you say that, Elphaba ended up in hospital yesterday!
It started off with another interminable Instagram live where he played the woe is me card about the nasty comments he receives (amusingly he skipped over reading the ones talking about him supposedly scamming a disabled woman out of her £15k wheelchair fund, and chat called him out)
It ended with him suggesting he was done and was "going away" and he "won't say where I'm going" but "you might not see me again", because "I am a tranny, I am a creature, and it's time to put a settlement to this".
... followed by a surprise Instagram post!
The instagram post is now deleted but came with this caption:
I am in hospital. It's gotten to much for me the online hate has taken its toll and from having my address leaked to having people attack me daily cause me to lose it. It's gotten to this I tried to unalive because I hate myself. It's gotten to this point I'm taking a break I can't cope with the hate as it's to much. I love you my supporters but I need time to recover.
Why is the instagram post now deleted? A few different reasons. Fans speculated these were old photos (you haven't needed to wear a mask in a hospital for a while) or photoshopped (the mask in photo #1 has writing the correct way around but the writing in the background is flipped). The second photo appears to be bruises from the hairbrush (?) and doesn't really indicate any sort of "attempt to unalive".
Also because people dug up that Elphie has priors; when Elphaba had previously "been hospitalised" and then eventually revealed he'd only been to the A&E waiting room because he was looking for attention love and support
Subsequently Elphaba has come back on live and is currently doing a GRWM;
Apparently the hospital trip involved getting given a leaflet and a referral to therapy, and it was posted to show "what hate can do to people" (it's unclear why this required getting into a hospital bed. Sometimes they'll put people in A&E in side rooms while they're trying to get a consult, so I assume Elphaba got in the bed of his own volition). It was taken down because it "wasn't helping anything".
He did provide proof he actually attended in the form of an NHS admission bracelet.
I probably could have nabbed the entire NHS patient number but it's not exactly very interesting.
There's also a nebulous claim that all the transition money has been "spent on taxes".
Bit fucked that this person hasn't been given a room in a home for special needs adults. He's clearly got the 'tism, possible mental disability/delay/I'm not a fucking doctor, and for sure some sort of birth defect with that fetus face. I'll throw my top hat in the FAS ring. Point is, he needs a minder and I'm ashamed of this already shameful country if you can just avoid that by claiming troon.
Bit fucked that this person hasn't been given a room in a home for special needs adults. He's clearly got the 'tism, possible mental disability/delay/I'm not a fucking doctor, and for sure some sort of birth defect with that fetus face. I'll throw my top hat in the FAS ring. Point is, he needs a minder and I'm ashamed of this already shameful country if you can just avoid that by claiming troon.
My brother in christ autism doesn't do this at this young. At least alone. What we are looking at is a 2004 baby, so by 2012, when I as a young WelperHelper remembered getting his first phone around jr high, he was only 7 years old. Motherfucker has been attached to the absolute worst parts of the internet, the tranny parts, while having TikTok stuck up his ass. This is a double whammy combo wombo. He needs to be 51/50'd every time he talks about "unaliving" himself. Only way to break the clout thirst.
Doherty wants to be the first man to portray Elphaba in a serious production, yet chose to transition anyway? Didn't think that through, huh. Also, roles being played by the opposite sex have been around for a long time: from Shakespeare's era (admittedly because wimminz weren't allowed to be actors at the time) to a published genderswap of Neil Simon's The Odd Couple, to the 2018 production of Company that starred Rosalie Craig as a female Bobby Bobbie. So no, honey, what you're claiming to do isn't groundbreaking or historical. As a slight powerlevel, at most of the auditions I've been to most of the hopefuls were women, so it isn't surprising to potentially see one or two in roles that are traditionally played by men. This is not new shit.
@AssignedEva, I don't suppose you'd know if Doherty has even tried to audition for anything? With all the attention on TikTok, no respectable theatre company or agency is going to want to take a chance on someone who posts TikToks of themselves farting and physically hurting themselves when under pressure. If you're playing Elphaba there damn well will be pressure, and all that stuff sure as hell isn't professional.
Here's a recording of the cancellation from Bar Broadway as announced in an Instagram story.
Bit fucked that this person hasn't been given a room in a home for special needs adults. He's clearly got the 'tism, possible mental disability/delay/I'm not a fucking doctor, and for sure some sort of birth defect with that fetus face. I'll throw my top hat in the FAS ring. Point is, he needs a minder and I'm ashamed of this already shameful country if you can just avoid that by claiming troon.
This is going to come with the heavy caveat that a lot of Elphaba backstory relies on second hand gossip, due to the ephemeral nature of the platforms used - if this stuff comes up on lives, and nobody screen recorded it, then you can only really rely on word of mouth.
But effectively, Elphaba used to live in supported living. It's likely because he was under 18 and had got kicked out by his mother for being trans (and also because his Mum was a QAnon nut job, and possibly because he killed some kittens and buried them on a beach?);
but the rent was £230/month which means it was subsidised (probably part covered through DSS). Jack (the pooner) and her mother took him out of it, though, to go live with them in Cardiff, which would make getting back in very difficult.
However, does Elphaba need special needs accommodation or a minder? I'm not sold. He clearly hasn't had a stacked deck in life - there's obviously impulse control issues, behavioural abnormalities and he's a bit thick. Just one look at him without makeup tells you from the eyes he's on the foetal alcohol syndrome (or similar) spectrum.
But that's the thing, it's a spectrum. He doesn't have the stunted growth associated with severe FAS - lad's an absolute unit, over 6 foot (must be those country bumpkin genes). Moreover, he has a reasonable level of written and spoken English. He's able to travel around and sort accommodation for himself. When interacting with people, he clearly has some level of understanding of appropriate social behaviour, he just pushes boundaries and doesn't think about long term consequences (but there's plenty of 19 year olds like that). He's not a threat to himself or others - all the "suicide attempts" and "self harm" are purely for attention. Moreover he has some level of cunning - he has worked out to play the victim, misrepresent reality and manipulate people. His lies are patently obvious to us, but they're seemingly not obvious to his audience and he still gets plenty of money.
He could live independently and hold down a job and take care of his household if he was actually forced to. He's lazy and doesn't want to, and his grift is far more lucrative than any options available to him. But he could live independently.
My brother in christ autism doesn't do this at this young. At least alone. What we are looking at is a 2004 baby, so by 2012, when I as a young worst parts of the internet, the tranny parts, while having TikTok stuck up his ass. This is a double whammy combo wombo. He needs to be 51/50'd every time he talks about "unaliving" himself. Only way to break the clout thirst.
Ding ding ding. Elphaba has been raised by the internet. Speaking of 2012, that appears to be when Elf-Bar first started posting singing videos on the internet.
He has priors for being a general social media menace, too.
Roblox is a gaming platform beloved by small children that allows users to create custom games (think like Gmod with scripted gamemodes). It has an associated currency, Robux, to facilitate microtransactions. While Roblox drama is even more brain damaging to sift through than TikTok drama, 2017-2019 (so age 13-15) Elphie used to be a "notorious" Bubble Gum Simulator Game scammer, begging for money and lying about the value of various Bubble Gum Simulator pets.
He'd also post on Youtube videos and Instagram Live - the channel is now deleted, but there's enough footage to verify it's him (and he also would have segments where he'd sing Defying Gravity to "calm down"). I'm not uploading here because it's not very interesting and this thread is video-heavy enough as it is.
This was followed by Livee. TikTok Lives require you to be 18+, but Livee is a competitor that has way less restrictions. It does seem very specifically targeted at young children (various YouTube brainrot channels like Troom Troom are on there) and there's a bunch of callout videos and news articles about it being a hotbed for paedophiles, with children as young as 9 getting DMs on the app from predators and it generally being a lawless space.
Anyway, prior to Tiktok (age 14-17) Elphaba was apparently a Livee creator. Elphaba joined an "agency" (I don't understand what these agencies are or why they're paying unsupervised minors to be content creators, but that's neither here nor there) so he could monetise his Livee posts and streams, before ultimately getting a 1 year ban for simulating masturbation on stream against T.O.S. (and making some sort of dumb joke about talking to horny Indian men in a group chat).
I think it's a little bit hysterical to cast him as a "predator to kids", this seems to be more of a case of a bunch of teens and tweens with no parental supervision being grotty little weirdos (as the comments observe, "it's a bit weird that Jacob (the guy in this callout) was in a group chat with a 13 year old girl when he was 16" - we're getting into Puriteen territory here). This is also where the "child porn" allegations come from, essentially Elphaba took nudes age 17 and sent them to other 16-17 years olds in a group chat.
There's also an allegation the Elphaba VIP fan discord he ran for fans who sent him big gifts had an under 18 section he used to post/flirt in while aged 18, but I have seen precisely zero evidence of this and I'm inclined to think it's hearsay. He noticeably does always ask how old a guy is if they start messaging and it just feels like the sort of shit terminally online teenagers throw out (like when they say stupid shit in the replies on Twitter and if OP responds they wheel out "I'm literally a minor???? Why are you harassing a minor???? You're such a groomer").
In the absence of footage from Livee, here's Elphaba attempting to flirt with professional thirst trap and BritTok grifter Shayan Shayegani/SpeedoShy and making him feel uncomfortable.
@AssignedEva, I don't suppose you'd know if Doherty has even tried to audition for anything? With all the attention on TikTok, no respectable theatre company or agency is going to want to take a chance on someone who posts TikToks of themselves farting and physically hurting themselves when under pressure. If you're playing Elphaba there damn well will be pressure, and all that stuff sure as hell isn't professional.
To my knowledge he has never auditioned to be part of any sort of theatrical production ever. Elphaba wants to play Elphaba, and only Elphaba. It's seemingly only fairly recently that he even went to go see another West End musical (in that case, Heathers The Musical) - if he's in London, it's usually because he's once again bought tickets to Wicked and he's going to go see it again very soon (on that note I have to wonder if the Apollo Victoria is going to eventually ban him now he's spooked the Elphaba actresses).
What he has auditioned for are potential routes into skipping the queue. So he auditioned for Britain's Got Talent in 2018 (age 14)
and for The Voice UK in 2020. Sadly for us, neither of these made it to broadcast. He also announced an intention to audition for "It's My Shout", a Welsh initiative for developing young talent, but appears to have left Jack's house in Cardiff before he got the chance.
I unfortunately can't find the video now, but the only other point of note is that when he paints himself green to be Elphaba, he apparently has been using green lipstick this entire time, which can't be helping the skin condition.
Good thread OP. Elf Bar is 100% autistic, even if not clinically diagnosed. Zoomers can't keep their views straight - I thought self-diagnosis was valid? His lack of diagnosis doesn't surprise me, his mum is clearly a user and no doubt in my mind he was severely neglected so I can't see her fighting for a diagnosis/support. The cystic boil popping on live was horrifying.
EQ is the true monster in this story, truly evil and deeply misogynistic. I could honestly imagine him killing or at least severely injuring someone in an assault, being sent to a woman's prison because he's a HSTS and not seen as a sexual threat but then bullying/coercing mentally ill prisoners into suicide.
I think most of them have a problem because he lied about being diagnosed, not that he thinks he's autistic. And that he uses it as an excuse every time he gets called out for something, which seems to be a daily occurance recently.
I'm in the camp that Smelphy has FAS, and autism is somewhat co-morbid with FAS from what I've read, so it wouldn't be surprising if he actually is autistic.
That being said, he is my favourite trainwreck to watch at the minute. I have no doubt that a lot of the people who run accounts documenting him would've been Christorians had they hit the internet 15 years earlier.
We also now have the answer to the question we’ve all been pondering: what would the tranny offspring of a crack-addicted @Null and Brittany Venti look like.
It has been a busy weekend for Elphaba and friends.
So that call out video I referenced earlier about Likee came up again. Jordan, who claimed to be in that group chat with Elphaba and some other Likee influencers decided to go live with Mama Kaz.
The relevant live clip is 10 minutes, so I'll summarise:
Jordan is now putting these events as happening in 2021, when Elphaba was 17 and he was apparently 18. They were apparently in a group chat with a 10 year old, 13 year old and 14 year old girl on WhatsApp. Supposedly Elphaba was sending these girls voice notes about how he got banned for groping his crotch on live.
In regards to why he's coming forward now, he made a video saying he had dirt on Elphaba and could expose him a while ago, but it only got 20,000 views so he thought "oh I'll just leave it"... but has since thought "sod it, why shouldn't he have to deal with the stuff he's said and done in the past". When asked if he'd go to the police about Elphaba, Jordan's response was "he's posted stuff in the group, but he hasn't shown anything of himself, or like other people, so I feel like they won't really do too much... it's just been more morally wrong".
Mama Kaz felt Jordan still needed to report it so it'd be logged. He said that he was still in touch with one of the girls and her mother, and the mother is going to talk to an officer on Monday because "there's been something else happening as well, so she's going to mention that to the officer" (and therefore he won't speak to the police "but if they want to reach out to me, that's totally fine").
Elphaba's primary defence to his audience thus far is that the audio is AI generated, but if it isn't, he has no memory of this, but either way he was 17 and a minor and why was Jordan talking to 10 year olds when he's 18 and was not a minor (this appears to be A Thing on TikTok that it's magically morally worse if you're 18 than 17 and 364 days). He does also make a somewhat reasonable point that the entire group chat has not been shown, just a very small segment, and he doesn't believe he would have been in a group chat with people that young if he'd known they were that young.
Long story short, in response to being called a nonce who stole £15,000 from a disabled woman, Elphaba phoned the police.
A woman purporting to be a police office arranged to come over and talk to Elphaba, although the call sounds a bit suss.
Apparently the police came over and checked his phone and certified him as Not A Nonce and that this situation is all very stupid. After that (and a healthy breakfast at 9:30 in the morning of what appears to be an entire tray of brownie batter), Elphie decided to hit the road for another holiday! He'd alluded to not having as many friends as Bristol as he thought (which is what he liked about Bristol and why he chose to "move" there) and missing all his "friends" in Manchester, but is potentially trying to throw everyone off his scent by pretending he's going to Wales.
He decided to get the train in his pyjamas because he was "sleepy". Also if you're wondering about the mask (which he instantly took off), it's because people were questioning him about the mask in hospital - apparently he's now concerned about "getting sick". He's also temporarily making his lives "sub only" but I trust there's enough hate subscribers to keep recording and clipping.
The fallout from this is somewhat interesting. Mama Kaz is ranting about potentially getting reported to the police for harassment and calling Elphaba a nonce "witch", but the real interesting thing is Jordan. People started getting suspicious that Jordan's story's been changing, he apparently saw Elphaba sexually harass a ten year old girl, but sat on this information about it and refuses to share more info or go to the police, and started raising questions about why an 18 year old was talking to a ten year old girl...
...so they found his old Likee profile and apparently he was posting about how the ten year old girl was his girlfriend, and now everyone's calling Jordan a nonce. His defence is that this is a "fake profile" and he's going to get it taken down.
In the absence of footage from Livee, here's Elphaba attempting to flirt with professional thirst trap and BritTok grifter Shayan Shayegani/SpeedoShy and making him feel uncomfortable.
Elphaba has spent £300 on Louis Vuitton perfume to "not smell like cheese"
This was a day trip to Leeds, as that's the County Arcade;
But it seems likely that's a day trip as (unfortunately for his neighbours) Elphaba also bought an amplified microphone with which he performed awful renditions of songs at 3AM and the neighbours started banging on the walls. This has allegedly lead to noise complaints about The Old Post Office back in Halifax, a pub/hotel in which Elphie is allegedly staying.
Today he was spotted in the Wilkos in Brighouse with some guy (there's also seemingly a man present with him where he's staying during some of the lives). Videos for entertainment purposes only, featuring Elphaba deliberately antagonising the neighbours with Celine Dion.
He's since claimed he's got "tonsillitis" and that's why he sounds a bit rough... but he is going on a date!
Anyway, the main crux of the drama is Mama Kaz and Jordan. Mama Kaz has taken "Elphaba technically created child pornography by taking nudes when he was 17" and "Elphaba was kinda gross in a group chat with some other teenagers and whined about getting banned for pretending to jerk off on a Likee stream" and turned it into "Elphaba is a paedophile who masturbating on camera to 10 year old girls". She's very disappointed in you for questioning the narrative.
Part of what she's getting at there is BritTok is increasingly scrutinising Jordan for having sat on these group chats for 2+ years and seemingly only bringing them up for clout. Mama Kaz only really attacks people she's fallen out with, and since Jordan's giving her clout, she doesn't want people criticising him for e.g. being an 18 year old who was hanging out with 10 year old girls and apparently in a grotty group chat with one of them.
Jordan's story keeps changing and apparently the girls' mothers were continually reviewing the group chat or something, but BritTok is convinced he's a paedophile. Elphaba's basically stopped addressing this whole thing now (he's still doing subscriber only lives) but did make a somewhat reasonable point that he's gay and has zero interest in young girls (and again, the accusation was just "he was inappropriate in a group chat with younger teenagers" not "he's a paedophile"). Unfortunately Elphaba is a dumbass and explained he didn't know what a paedophile is and then read out the definition, before clarifying he thought it was gross, but that keeps getting clipped to suggest Elphaba was saying he has a genuine attraction to children. The army of randos calling him a nonce is boring so I'm not bothering to include them here.
What is interesting is Chelsea Lee Art is apparently having a period of relative lucidity and has patched up with Elphaba and is actually defending Elphaba. Evil Queen (who appears has also patched up with CLA somehow after the Fuerteventura debacle) attempts to goad her about Elphaba being a paedo (while Mama Kaz gifts him), and then CLA shuts him down.
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Also just because there's nowhere else for it, Evil Queen's crappy diss track came out, but then he got a taste of his own medicine going on live with XYLevel (sort of parody drill artist) and Ed Matthews (whose persona is "lad who's a piece of shit") and they did a heckin transphobia to him (followed by XYLevel doing a crappy freestyle about Evil Queen's genitals)
A lot of the "leaderboard" TikTok creators are not nice people and will backstab each other or mock each other when it gets them TikTok stickers, but will also happily collab on duels if it gets them stickers too. The clips I've seen of SpeedoShy and Elphaba suggest a spectrum from amused confusion to thinly veiled contempt at the weird goblin lusting after him, I don't think they were ever really "friends".
I don't have articles on hand but the whole "crack baby" thing is basically a myth. It's not like alcohol where the are very clear symptoms, there aren't really very noticeable traits
One could probably get decent soap and exfoliating agents for less than half that price. No amount of pricey scented water is going to mask up poor hygiene.
One could probably get decent soap and exfoliating agents for less than half that price. No amount of pricey scented water is going to mask up poor hygiene.
What is interesting is Chelsea Lee Art is apparently having a period of relative lucidity and has patched up with Elphaba and is actually defending Elphaba. Evil Queen (who appears has also patched up with CLA somehow after the Fuerteventura debacle) attempts to goad her about Elphaba being a paedo (while Mama Kaz gifts him), and then CLA shuts him down.
"Don't be derogatory to Mama Kaz while she's gifting us lions", really sums this lot up. I'm not really invested in the Smelphie paedo saga. He likes cock, he'd only be interested if it was a 6'2 ripped dude identifying as a 10 year old girl. Very pleased this Jordan lad is getting backlash though, very bold of him to 'expose' this group chat like he wasn't in there fraternising with prepubescent girls himself. Rereleasing the drama like a Taylor's Version because no one gave a shit the first time. These people need to have a total internet ban for a year minimum, go outside and meet their peers in age appropriate activities. Just go to college and get a Level 1 BTEC or join a Princes Trust course, just participate in something constructive in the real world. At the risk of sounding like 'ahh it was better in my day' my biggest problem was how to order my top friend on MySpace. Friends I actually had in real life from school and hobbies mind you, not some 10 year olds in Lowestoft or something.
Again, EQ is the worst person in this cacophony of awful screeching people. His shtick as a catty woman fails spectacularly because he fully reads as a bitchy gay man. The scouse accent and fried bleached hair also makes me think of Lily Savage. Xylevel is a bit of a guilty pleasure, I do find him quite funny at times and him mocking EQ's dried up smashed burger genitals got a chuckle out of me.
Someone posted that picture of Elphie going on a date in the trannies posting their own Ls thread and I was thinking that's probably one of the best pictures of him. Heavily filtered and the lense is coated in Vaseline but compared to his usual grotty appearance this isn't that bad of a selfie.
God bless you @AssignedEva, your summaries are excellent.
Yeah, he’s not interested in kids. He is, however, so desperate for attention he’ll do whatever he can for it.
Is he above grabbing his crotch when he thinks other people are doing it? Absolutely not. He just doesn’t possess the critical thinking skills to think of the whole audience, he’s only thinking that some guy is gonna think that’s hot.
It’s the same reason half of the drama around him exists. He just doesn’t think before he does anything.
He doesn’t think about lying about having Tourette’s or autism, or sending people pictures of him covered in slime, or telling random people on grindr is dick is tiny.
Elphaba does shots and then has a nervous breakdown, followed by singing.
Once again with the threatening suicide.
The lad who's with him is Jay Templeman/anxietysquad/jayt2.0. Seems to be roughly 19 and lives in Sowerby Bridge (and went to Ryburn Valley school in Sowerby), and has apparently been trying to become TikTok famous for a while. He made a lot of cringe pov videos (he cries while looking into the camera and miming along to a song, usually has a caption describing a scenario e.g. "#pov after your sister gets in a car accident she ends up in a coma" or "#pov your boyfriend tells his mates that your just his “friend”, you lose the last bit of hope for your relationship" or "#pov in a world where everyone with corona gets shot to make sure it can’t spread, you got caught...").
He tried unsuccessfully to start a mega group chat for people with anxiety and depression, and also started an "audition" TikTok for people to submit videos and get famous (which never took off) and a family TikTok (.quarantine_family) to try and go viral during lockdown (which never took off). Had a bit of a rough life, his mum died of cancer when he was 7 and his Dad is an unstable alcoholic (although he uses both of these things for clout, including sending song lyrics to his dead mother's facebook account so he can take screenshots for a lipsync video). Seemingly has been in trouble with the police before.
Also he has BPD and an eating disorder and self harms and does OnlyFans, because of course. We can only hope that Elphaba does not make an appearance on that platform. On the bright side, Jay does have quite a cute husky called Storm who is entertainingly confused by Elphaba.
I think we're supposed to believe that Elphaba and Jay are dating, but this is clearly another clout chasing situation. Elphaba has continued to flirt with muscular TikTokers (while picking his nose) and then also threw up and filmed himself dealing with it.
In other Elphaba-related news, TheFactFreak did a "deep dive" on Elphaba.
TheFactFreak has a reputation for being good at digging up dirt on people but it seems like he mostly just reads the farms and Tattle (Tattle are currently rinsing him and declaring he has "disgustingly American" energy). He also gets a few things wrong ("Elphaba sent nudes to children") but does at least point out Jordan's story changed a lot and is debating doing a deep dive on him. Jordan's been complaining of being treated badly and even had a row on TikTok Live featuring his mother backing him up (he uses the hashtag #ElphaNonce for some of his videos).
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Also TheFactFreak might also be a nonce too, so that's fun.
(the reference to Paul Breach is another BritTok oddball, a 43 year old cringe creator who went viral for singing about how he wanted the footballer Jack Grealish to "breed" him. He is actually straight though, and openly lusts after teenage girls. Last I heard he was homeless and living in a tent but telling TikTok it was "wild camping". Like Elphaba he travels around towns in England and gets mobbed by ironic fans).
A small bit of micro drama is that Elphaba set his TikTok live as just a picture of Momo for "epic trolling" purposes:
which Mama Kaz suggested was Elphaba trying to groom children into killing themselves through the "Momo challege" (which is not real. Mama Kaz has now moved on to calling out one of Chelsea Lee Art's stalkers.
To end on a funnier note, Barnstable (Elphie's home-town) hosted the fourth ever North Devon pride parade!
In a pathetic attempt at passive aggression, Jack travelled from Cardiff to perform "Defying Gravity" on stage.
She also claims Elphaba used to throw razors at her.
Again, EQ is the worst person in this cacophony of awful screeching people. His shtick as a catty woman fails spectacularly because he fully reads as a bitchy gay man. The scouse accent and fried bleached hair also makes me think of Lily Savage. Xylevel is a bit of a guilty pleasure, I do find him quite funny at times and him mocking EQ's dried up smashed burger genitals got a chuckle out of me.
He gets his just desserts - him and his cousin are currently beefing about Ricksta777 (a "millionaire entrepreneur" who lives in his mother's spare room and got hit by a car) despite Evil Queen previously having a flirty relationship with him.
: Facebook post of Doherty wanting to be a pioneer in swapped-gender casting]
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