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rigors said:
On a side note does anyone know why Barnstaple has such a high % of black people? Looking at the demographics it's 14% black which seems awfully high for that part of the country.
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It doesn't. Barnstaple is full of retired people from the Midlands and the locals with their limited genepool. According to the census its 95.8% White and only 0.4% Black.
 
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Just ventured down this rabbithole, I am confident this guy has the character trait that unifies all lolcows and makes them what they are, an absolute inability to learn from experience and a complete refusal to do things differently. Whether it's Chris Chan's Internet relationships with alogs and psychopaths, cobras drunken livestreams or Elphebas seeming willingness to lie about anything. This thread could have a real future ahead of itself.
 
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Baraadmirer said:
I heard it's possible for alcohol to cause fluid retention in the face. Maybe that's what's going on here?
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I think his face is already swollen with either/both pus or fluid retention because he's filthy all the time. If he's got high blood pressure and a shit heart, drinking/a hangover's affected his circulation and added more swelling on top to make him look like his "hangover" pic.
 
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Elphaba is in his Paul Breach era, as he reveals his mastermind plan is "travel around a lot" and therefore that's why he's been travelling around a lot.
Speaking of, he's back in Bristol. He picked up an array of hideous outfits:
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and then did a tour of Pryzm, Antix and "OMG!" bar. Pryzm recognised his meme-worthy potential and gave him VIP treatment and featured him in their story. He is, once again, by himself, but he brought a bunch of strangers back to his Airbnb - revealing he'd gotten cum on his sofa "accidentally" while on live.
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The choice to go to OMG bar was particularly interesting as he had to defend himself - he'd previously insisted he'd been sexually assaulted in that bar
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Elphaba also sent Mama Kaz a cease and desist, which Mama Kaz discovered was actually just a template off of google and wasn't from a solicitor, so there was a bit of drama there.
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The bigger drama was that someone's apparently been in touch with Elphaba's dad. It's a bit unclear if this is his biological father, or his stepdad, but apparently his father was an abusive alcoholic who is now estranged. Despite "not being allowed to talk about it", Elphie doxxed his father as Nick Castle, or "Relics and Roots" on YouTube. Unfortunately his dad DFE but I've found some collab vids, it appears he's one of those blokes that goes around metal detectoring and hunting for neolithic artifacts, like a shit version of the Time Team.
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It kinda looks a bit like the photos of his father taken when Elphaba was a baby. Anyway, Elphaba recalls being kicked in the stomach when he was 5 (another example of trauma he provided was "being late to go see Wicked and missing the start", which of course he does), and his father's apparently been estranged since he was 9. Elphie challenges the person who's been in touch with his Dad that he will "turn up in Barnstaple" and then suggested he'd go on live with his Dad because that will be the only attention he'll have gotten from his father in a decade and he'd like to give him a piece of his mind. Once again I do find myself feeling a bit sorry for Elphaba.
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Only other point of note is Jay has been making cringe TikToks again and has held onto the venom suit:
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(He doesn't seem very homeless - there's some rumblings he's given up his dog though)
 
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I was sent a few TikTok videos about this but decided to compile them into one. Apparently he visited an upscale department store and spent £575 on a pair of Gucci sneakers, a few days later he revealed that he was infested with scabies and had therefore likely contaminated the store he had visited to buy them.
 
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He has supposedly infested CLA's house with the scabies.

Dr George Whitebread said:
Scabies, spergouts, an unhealthy addiction to permanently streaming his life, a "singer" AND a troon?
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He also has IBS; which he seems to be fairly unapologetic for. Here is a quick video I made of him farting at length.


As an added bonus, here is Elphaba's mother (CLA top left)
 
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As shown in the last MATI, Elphaba freaked out after being misgendered at McDonald's in a semi-viral video.

Does anyone know where he posts primarily by the way? His original TikTok is inactive, and he has some posts on this TikTok, but I see reposts on hate channels like this that aren't on either of those channels. I found this TikTok which may be his or may be another reposting channel, but I'm not sure.
 
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Layton Mysteries said:
Does anyone know where he posts primarily by the way? His original TikTok is inactive, and he has some posts on this TikTok, but I see reposts on hate channels like this that aren't on either of those channels. I found this TikTok which may be his or may be another reposting channel, but I'm not sure.
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The majority of Elphaba content comes from his lives - when you see clips like this, it's because someone watching his livestreams has recorded and clipped it. He travels around the UK constantly recording himself (with bouts of insisting he'll stop because he's "too TikTok famous now") as being on live begging for TikTok coins is how he makes his money. The only time he really posts is on his @elphabaoriondoherty instagram account, but even then that's mostly insta stories/insta live and the posts are boring filtered selfies.

Part of the reason I stopped updating this thread is because I needed to search every day or so (since the TikTok search algorithm is not great) and also because uploading all those videos tended to take forever. A summary of the last few months -

  • Elphaba got forced out of his flat in Bristol by his landlord after property damage fines. He left behind sex toys and shit encrusted underwear, which the landlord then posted on TikTok as a callout. Elphaba criticised this as a breach of "GDPR" and insisted people shouldn't criticise him for leaving shitty underwear behind, because they were making fun of his condition (IBS).

  • He briefly moved back in with his mother and then they both went to London to stay with Chelsea Lee Art for a while.

  • On October 11th there was a "trans day of action" getting organised outside Downing Street to protest Rishi Sunak saying ""We shouldn't get bullied into believing people can be any sex they want. They can't. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman, that is just common sense"". This was getting organised by trans activist Jaxon Feeley. Elphaba started spreading it around on TikTok and claiming he'd organised it, which lead to him getting shut down by the organiser, at which point he attempted to organise his own separate protest on the same day (this was ultimately overshadowed by Israel/Palestine).

  • Elphaba moved into a flatshare somewhere in London. He then discovered he had scabies, and there's been a shortage of scabies medication. Despite being told by flatmates he wasn't allowed into the shared areas of the flat, and advised by medical professionals to stay home and frequently wash bedding, he proceeded to continue life as normal - going to see Wicked in the Apollo Victoria Theatre, going to clothing stores to shop for outfits and eating out. This lead to viewers of his streams calling various places he was going to warn them he had scabies, and him getting ejected from restaurants and banned from a couple of gay bars. He went back to stay with his mother after his housemates forced him out of his flat.

  • He claimed to have liver and kidney troubles and had to go to hospital for a variety of mystery ailments. This did not stop him from continuing to drink heavily and the ailments all vanished.

  • He bought him and his mother tickets to go see the Madonna tour and attempted to book a £2.3k flat to stay in. This ended up getting rejected as there was a mismatch in ID - as Elphaba has been banned from Air BnB and Booking.com due to the state he left his previous bookings in. They eventually managed to book a crappy little place on the edge of Hounslow, but him and his mother had a blazing row and then didn't go see Madonna (although he did post pictures of the concert seemingly downloaded from someone else's instagram).

  • Weens found Elphaba's AirBnB and turned up at the door before contacting the landlord, resulting in them getting ejected while Elphaba had a panic attack. They claimed to be homeless, but then of course both retuned to the maternal home. They spent Christmas together and had several meltdowns, so now Elphaba is staying somewhere in Manchester (and seemingly still has an active scabies infection)
Related videos - (ironically not uploading, will try again later)
 
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It seems Elphaba has ended up with another scabby disease.


One of his mods went rouge and posted the 500 words elphaba had banned from his chat. Here’s a selection.
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Edit: And it’s live today! He’s thinks people would subscribe if he did an only fans. Will try to edit with video later but his scabs is really visible here

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Special spoonie said:
his scabs is really visible here
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That actually could be untreated scabies. If someone gets scabies they've got to stick to a rigorous treatment program with medicated ointments to kill the mites and maintain good hygiene to avoid reinfecting themselves from soft furnishings and clothing (should be washed on hot, bagged and not touched for 3 days). Everything we know about Elphaba would indicate he's not done that.

It could be some other scabby disease but I think scabies is the most likely explanation.
 
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AssignedEva said:
That actually could be untreated scabies. If someone gets scabies they've got to stick to a rigorous treatment program with medicated ointments to kill the mites and maintain good hygiene to avoid reinfecting themselves from soft furnishings and clothing (should be washed on hot, bagged and not touched for 3 days). Everything we know about Elphaba would indicate he's not done that.

It could be some other scabby disease but I think scabies is the most likely explanation.
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He claimed in some live its Impetigo. Which would make sense from his scabies. Or at least a staph infection. Im not quite sure if even went to the doctor about it. In true Elphaba fashion he went out yesterday to spread the crusty.





 
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