Elphaba Orion Doherty / elphabalive / "Elf Bar" / Elphie / Orion Doherty - "Wicked" obsessed green transgender troglodyte and his merry band of unhinged BritTok grifters (now featuring Jeffree Star!)

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I felt the same when I found out quinton reviews' age a few years ago lmao. Zoomers are finally htting adulthood now and they're somehow aging like well... not milk. Milk being aged can make cheese if you do it right.
I have a unique experience of knowing what fish food and cold cream (the face wash) smell like when mixed together and left for a few weeks. Zoomers age like that.
 
I felt the same when I found out quinton reviews' age a few years ago lmao. Zoomers are finally htting adulthood now and they're somehow aging like well... not milk. Milk being aged can make cheese if you do it right.
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Zoomers age like shit (they either look 10 years older or age as babyfaces) but Quinton is on his own league. Half his lore are decisions that made him look like this. At least he doesn't have scabies like this thread-haver, he has that going for him.
I have a unique experience of knowing what fish food and cold cream (the face wash) smell like when mixed together and left for a few weeks. Zoomers age like that.
If you don't mind I'll start using this one for Quinton's thread. We used to say he aged like MovieBob's Mountain Dew turkey.
 
Elphaba has not been taking the Equality Act judgement very well and decided to beat up his metal bed frame



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There's a lot of gossip getting spread about that I can't verify - that he's currently in a women's shelter. What seems to be clear is he moved into accommodation somewhere in London back towards the end of February, and there's a woman (@kumanekk0) who claimed to have been his flatmate (rooms do look similar). It may be a short term let and he's getting some assistance from a local homelessness charity.
Elphie has been a general menace around London, and apparently may have been shared on PubWatch because he's started getting kicked out of or denied entry to various bars in Soho. Earlier last week he was wandering around talking about how men are attracted to him and he's scared of getting raped in the street, before trying to gussy himself up because he's actually "asking for it".
 
Can someone explain the anger over the equality act?
Basically, the UK Supreme Court ruled that trans women don't meet the legal definition of woman. This doesn't mean that everyone in the UK has carte blanche to discriminate against trans people, but that single-sex spaces are not obligated to include trans people.
 
Elphaba burping so hard his veneers fell out


I view Elphaba as a genderless and sexless slob. I can't quite explain it, but he doesn't register as either. Maybe it's the FASD, like that other tranny Icky, most likely it's the trglodytic hygene. Elphaba is the only person whose hygiene I question before their gender.
 
Elphaba's previously been subject to noise complaints in the sheltered accomodation he lives in (and tried to expose the woman who'd complained who had fled domestic abuse). A new neighbour has now complained, who apparently works nightshifts.

After apologising to the neighbour for keeping him awake and promising to keep it down in future, Elphaba decided to order an amplified microphone

Elphie's subsequently been subject to a door knock from someone he claims was a "housing officer". This doorknock was at 7:30 pm, so it probably wasn't a housing officer, but it could have been a night concierge or similar for sheltered accomodation (although Elphaba's previously claimed there's nobody on site who can help him with various mental breakdowns). He muted his microphone during this exchange and claims the "housing officer" was checking up on him because everyone's so worried about his mental state. He's currently trying to get PIP (disability payments) and is insisting anyone stressing him out by complaining about him being noisy is resulting in him singing more, as that's how he deals with stress.



This is off the back of a recent ambulance visit, wherein he claims the paramedics assessed him as having symptoms of ADHD and autism and referred him for assessments

Worth noting that current waitlists for adult ADHD assessments on the NHS are 4-6 years. There's likely some additional issues going on (Elphie apparently got incredibly drunk in public this week and was "abandoned" by fans), but unfortunately because of the lawsuit Tattle's gone into lockdown and I can't remember my throwaway account details for it, and the "UKtiktokbehavingbadly" subreddit is not very useful.
 
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