Email Email - Chris is "Dead" to his HS Friends - 12/11/2013

[Thetan]

This is the latest email that's going around. Based on the subject line, I suspect that there's more, but this is all I was able to get my hands on. Sorry for the heavy editing. With all of the recent ween activity, I don't want to risk compromising my contacts.

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[Mourning Dove]

So he wants his former friends to just consider him dead, but he will still see them all at the reunion?? Chris is full of contradictions. Or he really will be undead at the graduation...

 

[Himawari]

By "high school projects," does Chris mean recent projects about his days in high school (eg. Lego high school shit), or projects that he did back in high school?

Did he make like dioramas of him and his gal-pals back when he was at Manchester High, and the poor girls always found it a little creepy but is only just now bringing it up?

Hmm...

 

[Stuff and Things]

So he wants his former friends to just consider him dead, but he will still see them all at the reunion?? Chris is full of contradictions. Or he really will be undead at the graduation...

Of course, he will see them as an emotinal zombie that goes boo while he haunts their souls at the reunion... but with all seriousness, it's pretty obvious that his ex-highschool classmates have been considering him dead since way before he asked for that :/

 

[random_pickle]

So it appears that Chris is still going to the reunion. I do find it weird though that Chris is using the same phrases he has used in the previous posts (flatten my heart etc), I thought that many Cwckisms were one-time things.

It also seems that Chris is STILL playing the victim card. Chris believes that including his "friends" into his high-school projects automatically means that he was nice to them, disregarding the way he's acting today.

 

[derpi]

He seems really out of it ._.
At this point there isn't going to be a reunion though, is there? Everyone is just going to decide "No that weirdo is gonna show up and be a buzzkill fuck that", or they'll just have it and not invite him (again).

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

So, is this the reunion that he's planning, or is Chris once again assuming someone else will do the work for him?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Chris. Chris never changes.

So consider him dead, but be sure and look for him at the reunion, eh? Makes perfect sense for a guy with a stell plate over his flattened hard.

 

[Coldgrip]

But NO, You all Have to consider me, most erroneously with grave misunderstandins, as a Freaking CREEP!

This sentence right here I think very nicely sums up just how out of touch and arrogant Chris is. Never mind the fact that he's the one that drew horrible rule34 of a once good friend, or the fact that he's a thirty-one year old manchild posting videos of himself playing with lego sets intended for little girls in a McDonalds or even the fact that he openly admits to spooning with his mother at his age, it's all just a misunderstanding on your part. It's all the evil trolls fault, it's all that thieving Bastard Snyder and his Greene County conspiracy's fault. Never his own. Not even for a second. He's just misunderstood. Poor Christian Weston-Chandler spanish name Ricardo, is just a lonesome and wrongly slandered good guy that just wanted to have a sweetheat from the Ground-Up so he could get married and have his daughter Christal and good life that was basically promised to him in a prophetic dream shown to him by God and the Bear. And if you don't believe that and still think he's a creep, then you're nothing but an evil troll and he hopes somebody comes along to kill your girlfriend so you can know the pain that he's felt after all these years of being soul raped.

Nope, not FREAKING creepy at all.

 

[Descent]

Chris is full of contradictions. Or he really will be undead at the graduation...

Chris does have a thing for zombies now.

But there is no way that 15 year reunion thing is happening. Ignoring the fact that his gal-pals probably wouldn't want to be in the same building as him, I can't imagine that Chris is still "working" on trying to make it happen. He probably assumes that the class president is still going to set it up. The next two years are going to be a repeat of the build up to his 2010 reunion.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

For some reason, I'm starting to think that Chris is becoming suicidal. Question is that is he becoming suicidal gradually or quickly? Because he's probably at the point where he doesn't want to live anymore. However, he may choose to live because his mom along with the two dogs and Scampers the cat are alive. Without them, Chris would most likely attempt suicide. But that's just my theory.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Sent: Thu, Dec 12, 2013 3:50 AM

Looks like he still doesn't keep anything remotely resembling a normal sleep schedule. Of course, I guess when you have nothing to wake up for, it doesn't really matter what time you go to bed.

 

[fuzzypickles]

So he wants his former friends to just consider him dead, but he will still see them all at the reunion?? Chris is full of contradictions. Or he really will be undead at the graduation...

He's practically a zombie at this point, inside and out, so I'll consider him undead.

 

[rocket]

If this reunion ever happens, the worst thing Chris could do is attend.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Stockholm Syndrome. He sees them as captors of sort, but at the same time, he's latched onto them for the caring and attention that he received from them, which was more than he had gotten before. At the same time, he's recently been shown that they are, in fact, his "captors," so is stuck between trying to reject them, and trying to still get attention in some way.

 

[Varis]

The suicide card has been cast again, I see.

If Chris were to really kill himself, he would be in such a deep state of anxiety and pain that the well-being his mother and dogs wouldn't matter. He was just trying to look graceful in the eyes of his HS friends, either unintentionally or in an attempt to guilt them.

I don't think that he is going to do anything as long as he thinks that someone is still listening to him. We should start getting worried when the whining STOPS.

 

[c-no]

So he wants his former friends to just consider him dead, but he will still see them all at the reunion?? Chris is full of contradictions. Or he really will be undead at the graduation...

Of course, he will see them as an emotinal zombie that goes boo while he haunts their souls at the reunion... but with all seriousness, it's pretty obvious that his ex-highschool classmates have been considering him dead since way before he asked for that :/

Ever since they were done with high-school, Chris would become a memory to them until now. Gone is that "one guy who called us his gal-pals." Now Chris is basically a thirty something man with immaturity, a man who considers high school to be the best part within his life.