LGBT [Email] The Piercing and Bisexuality

[Tubular Monkey]

I can't wait until the next fake girlfriend helps him get over this fake girlfriend.

 

[Mitsunari]

Heh, well, no, the truth destroyed the sanctity of his high school memories. The trolls just exploited it.

May I ask, the Sarah Bevel that revealed that the gal-pals were allegedly paid to be Chris's friends, was she real, or was she a troll, too?

 

[Gensdupays]

Totally late, but what about the ones that made comments like on J-R's Eyes Only and Chris trying to sell those porno DVDs? Were they real?

 

[Marvin]

Do you mean blocked by Kellie and that Kellie might be the real one? Someone already changed the cwcki to say that the entire "betrayal" was a fabrication by trolls, which isn't the impression I am under at all.

Chris was genuinely blocked by someone. Can't remember the details. It wasn't anything dramatic, he was just pestering a galpal via facebook and they quietly blocked him.

May I ask, the Sarah Bevel that revealed that the gal-pals were allegedly paid to be Chris's friends, was she real, or was she a troll, too?

Some source that I trust has specifically told Chris that the galpals were asked to be his friend. The Sarah Bevel person is probably a troll.

 

[The Nameless One]

I come in peace and good tidings, old friend. I still care about you as a
friend, regardless of the uncalled for aggression and unpleasantries. I still
want to be friends with you again, just friends. I understand you are either
married or living with your boyfriend. You have a cute child; covered in cake;
was the birthday party recent? I found your Facebook; I promise not to be a
bother or a bore.

And the petty insults of my feminine behavior go disregarded, as my behavior and
habits are rooted from my feminine, lesbian soul, trapped inside this male body.
I do not know if you are open-minded to the LGBT community or not. I do
apologize for coming off as creepy to you, but I really am more of a
Sentimentalist.

I would suggest that you forget everything that has stemmed from the cesspccls
of the Internet against me, and remember me more fondly as the good person I was
in high school and still am. We do not have need for such drama to distance our
friendship. And whatever problems of your life that bother should act direct
anger towards anyone who was not involved there at all, including myself.

I forgive you of the past unpleasantries.

I remember seeing you back then as a tomboy type of woman; I still see it in
your more current photographs. :)

Love Conquers Hate.

Have a Good and Safe Day. <3

And frankly, I would like to clear the air on her impressions of me being "weird" and "creepy", a "stalker", and now the "psychotic bag lady look". I want to understand why she feels that way about me, and see if I am able to clear the air with her about that.

Yeah, I still can't figure out why Tiffany would think Chris is "weird" and "creepy." It'll be one of those great, unanswered questions of Christory.

Also, WHAT???

And whatever problems of your life that bother should act direct
anger towards anyone who was not involved there at all, including myself.

Can we please add this to random.txt?

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Wow. This is just sad.

Is it confirmed whether Tiffany et. al. are real or trolls yet?

 

[asperhes]

Heh, well, no, the truth destroyed the sanctity of his high school memories. The trolls just exploited it.

What truth is that? That his gal-pals didn't really care about him that much? Or that there were negotiations between Bob and the principal? If the latter, what's the sauce? Chris says he learned about this secret deal from one of his trolls.

 

[butt in trouble]

Dear Tiffany,

Over the years I've become the laughing stock of the internet through my own actions and statements and this might make you somewhat scared or uncomfortable associating with me.

I want you to know I fully forgive you for that.....you asshole.

Stay safe
Sent from my iPhone
Stay Safe, Christian W. Chandler

 

[Loke]

By the all-father, can't stay off these forums for a minute without missing something.

 

[Marvin]

What truth is that? That his gal-pals didn't really care about him that much? Or that there were negotiations between Bob and the principal? If the latter, what's the sauce? Chris says he learned about this secret deal from one of his trolls.

The latter. No public source.

Chris might've learned it from a troll, but it was confirmed by someone else. I believe it.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Dear Tiffany,

Over the years I've become the laughing stock of the internet through my own actions and statements and this might make you somewhat scared or uncomfortable associating with me.

I want you to know I fully forgive you for that.....you asshole.

Stay safe
Sent from my iPhone
Stay Safe, Christian W. Chandler

P.S. Now I know what your baby looks like.

 

[butt in trouble]

P.S.
BTW Tiffany have you ever heard of Tribadism? I would be happy to fill you in on it if you have not.

 

[Shadow]

Was the arrangement thing made up, too? If so, that's the only thing I would really shake a finger at, if only because they said Bob was involved in it. And making Chris believe his father helped create these fabricated relationships isn't right what with Chris seeming to actually miss the man.

 

[butt in trouble]

His "I come in peace" to Tiffany just slays me.
KLAATU BARADA CWCTO

At least he didn't say "greetings from Cwcville"

 

[The Nameless One]

P.S.
BTW Tiffany have you ever heard of Tribadism? I would be happy to fill you in on it if you have not.

It'd be SheCameForCWC all over again. "Ah yes Tiffany, I believe the reason you are weirded out by my new empowered male lesbian persona is that you don't understand lesbian sexuality. Here, let me show you a few Wikipedia pages."

 

[crease danger]

Rereading through Julie Reveals Herself and this line comes up

Clyde: [talking over BlueSpike] Goddamn this operative being a motherfucker Shut the hell up. Christ. Look, Chris. There are more things to life than your PS3 and whatever. Your whole Internet life has been a lie. There are no Sonichu fans. Nobody gives two shits about you. The best thing you could do is go outside, for the love of God, okay?

and

BlueSpike: Yeah, the lesbian loves the dick. She just doesn't want yours. Every girl so far, every girl has been a troll. We tried to tell you this. And then we just got sick of it...

Can't help but think these apply here as well. Damn.

edit: RE: BISEXUAL- Before he corrected himself I thought he meant it like "I AM BIGENDERED!"

 

[Picklechu]

This certainly adds a greater understanding to the timeline of how this proceeded. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing the rest of the stuff.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Chris was genuinely blocked by someone. Can't remember the details. It wasn't anything dramatic, he was just pestering a galpal via facebook and they quietly blocked him.

Kellie does have a Facebook page. Her name includes the new surname she married into. I'm also inclined to believe that Kellie was the one who blocked Chris.

 

[lynx]

She was the one in Mid-October who totally devastated my High School Memories by being the first to tell me that their friendships with me were a set up that occurred between my father and the principle. I became More VERY Upset and Sad!

at what point does making up stories about chris's old high school friends, his old principal, and his dead dad playing kick the autistic together start to sound like a good idea?

 

[DracoRincewind]

Or that there were negotiations between Bob and the principal?

This is something I have been wondering about also. Was there really some sort of "negotiations" with the girls or did they come up with the idea spending a little time with Chris themselves?