LGBT [Email] The Piercing and Bisexuality

[P-Logic]

Yes, I played "Rebeckah".

Someone told me that you are an intelligent woman with a professional-level job and a fairly normal life. How does someone like you get into doing trolling Chris, and why?

Edit: Tone policed by Null and the Smile Squad! :)

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

So, is it true y'all sent Chris "Bob's Journal" where he notes that he regretted having Chris as a child?

 

[jc17]

Like I said, I was absolutely horrified. Chris sent it to show me how he was growing a vagina or something. He saw it as a positive thing. You'd think that something that looked like that would hurt, or itch or something wouldn't you?

.... He's to stupid to live. I'm trying my damnedest not to A-Log... but... "I JABBED MY CROTCH WITH A NEEDLE, IT'S INFECTED BUT THATS OK BECAUSE IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A REAL VAGINA YAY!"

That's... frightening how he could just... justify fucking himself up like that, he's a danger to himself.

 

[Gherk McDirk]

One of the emails from Chris.

It's a huge mistake to try and re-pierce an area "a week or two" after an infection. He'll likely have some scar tissue as well. I really hope that if he's that desperate for a piercing to help define his identity, that he chooses another location on his body.

I think I've figured out the shop where he got this done, as a side note.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

It's a huge mistake

Chris in a nutshell.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

.... He's to stupid to live. I'm trying my damnedest not to A-Log... but... "I JABBED MY CROTCH WITH A NEEDLE, IT'S INFECTED BUT THATS OK BECAUSE IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A REAL VAGINA YAY!"

That's... frightening how he could just... justify fucking himself up like that, he's a danger to himself.

This is the kinda thing that reinforces the idea that Chris will end up in a group home once Barb kicks the bucket.

 

[Lalala]

I'm sure this has been discussed to death elsewhere but I'm kinda baffled that he can't handle a plastic guitar rubbing his wrist or a chain near his neck but shoving a freaking safety pin through his guiche seems to barely register.....don't wanna discuss rule 3 here but fuck me, are his nerve endings all dead down their or something?

 

[The Nameless One]

Null gave me the go-ahead, so I'm posting the pic of Chis's infected taint.

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As you can see, it's not horrible, but it's definitely starting to get bad and needs to be looked at by a doctor. This was after he re-pierced himself with the safety pin.

On a slice of irony,
from the original patch of skin there, the barbell finished slipping that apart, and now
visually, I have the appearance of a vaginal/labia lip line behind the frontmost sphere of
the ring there. So, on the bright side, I am a step closer to having my wish of a vaginal
opening for myself.

Oh, well. The ends justify the means sometimes.

You know, it does vaguely resemble a vagina, but if his piercing is where his clitoris is supposed to be, then it's a little... er... upside-down. But hey, if you stick your "un-clit" where your taint is, I guess you can't complain if your soul vagina grows in upside-down.

It's more like, after the fact, when he had a gash in his junk, he mentioned how it looks like a vagina. Like that was a bonus to the whole ordeal.

So Chris simultaneously held these two beliefs:

1) The piercing isn't supposed to do that
2) It worked out for the best

People on the Parkourdude subforum sometimes say that they have a hard time believing the figures involved aren't pulling everyone's legs because they will oftentimes make bizarrely glib remarks in serious situations, like Eli telling his mom it's illegal for her to go into his cabin without his permission because he "saw it on Judge Judy" while she's screaming at him for disappearing to an overseas warzone for several months without telling anybody.

If Chris is any sort of standard, the bar for cognitive dissonance is pretty low, especially when you're talking about exceptional individuals. They're literally too stupid to recognize the amount of danger they're in, even when it should be blindingly obvious. I'm sure Chris was informed that his piercing could get infected and signs to watch out for, but when he sees it get into the state pictured above, the first thing he thinks isn't, "I wonder if it's getting infected," it's, "Huh, look how it came out, shaped like a vagina."

 

[champthom]

Re: @Thetan post:

As I've said, I'm not crazy about the tactics used but a lot of the stuff Thetan mentioned is pretty much the common experience with people who've trolled Chris before. There's a delicate balance between getting Chris to listen to you and not breaking down a broken man.

It's tempting to shit on Thetan and I'm not really condoning her actions, but it is admirable that she's pretty much the first Chris troll to publicly come out and admit what they did and that they did things wrong.

I'm sure Chris was informed that his piercing could get infected and signs to watch out for, but when he sees it get into the state pictured above, the first thing he thinks isn't, "I wonder if it's getting infected," it's, "Huh, look how it came out, shaped like a vagina."

From the same person who sees a figure of a woman in his dog's piss stain.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This new and disgusting revelation about the piercing kinda throws a new light on the trolling thing. Basically, if Thetan hadn't been trolling Chris, what are the chances he'd have actually got the piercing looked at? Especially since the idiot thinks the horrendous inflammation is a sign that his magical soul vagina is manifesting. Undoubtedly it would have gotten worse and worse, and Chris would most likely have wound up in hospital.

Hopefully raising the money for a new piercing will take so long that he'll get bored with the idea, but there's a part of me that worries that some white knight is going to give him the cash. I knew Chris was turning into Barb, but I didn't think he'd take it as far as holey buttocks.

 

[champthom]

This new and disgusting revelation about the piercing kinda throws a new light on the trolling thing. Basically, if Thetan hadn't been trolling Chris, what are the chances he'd have actually got the piercing looked at? Especially since the idiot thinks the horrendous inflammation is a sign that his magical soul vagina is manifesting. Undoubtedly it would have gotten worse and worse, and Chris would most likely have wound up in hospital.

This is not an excuse to troll Chris but sadly, the most rational people in Chris's life and the only voices of reason he might listen to tend to be the very people who are trolling him. In a sad way, they probably care more about Chris than some of his friends.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is not an excuse to troll Chris but sadly, the most rational people in Chris's life and the only voices of reason he might listen to tend to be the very people who are trolling him. In a sad way, they probably care more about Chris than some of his friends.

For sure. Again, though, it's the fact that Chris loves having his ego stroked. He'll always put the ass-patters ahead of the opinions of anyone telling him what he doesn't want to hear. I'm not saying trolls have some lofty, noble purpose (I don't browse the cwcki for moral instruction), but the prospect of china seems to be the only thing that gets him to take action.

 

[Thetan]

Honestly, that was not as bad as I was expecting. It's basically the first taint picture again only...slightly grosser. I feel I might be getting desensitized to this kind of stuff.

I'm also more interested in this batch of interactions. Since you say your intentions were pure (which is good, I guess), any insight into what 'Catherine' hoped to accomplish?

To be honest, I can't say my intentions were ***totally*** pure, I had a little bit of harmless fun with Chris (the proud slut stuff, encouraging Chris to flirt the skirt) but I can say that they weren't malicious.

It's better to let the person who played Catherine speak for themselves (if and when they're ready). Catherine and I both got after Chris about the piercing. Catherine was also encouraging Chris to get more involved in the LGBT community. Like Rebeckah, Catherine tried to get Chris to examine and question some of his long held beliefs/prejudices, such as his attitude towards gay men. You could say that those efforts were at least moderately successful.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Like Rebeckah, Catherine tried to get Chris to examine and question some of his long held beliefs/prejudices, such as his attitude towards gay men. You could say that those efforts were at least moderately successful.

While Chris developing a tolerant attitude towards gay men is a good thing, I can't help remembering previous occasions when a troll posing as a sweetheart managed to get him to supposedly reverse his position on gay men. I suspect that now another sweetheart has dropped him, he'll switch back pretty quickly. Especially given how agitated he got when he was congratulated on his bisexuality.

 

[Null]

Someone told me that you are an intelligent woman with a professional-level job and a fairly normal life. How does someone like you get into doing trolling Chris, and why?

Edit: Tone policed by Null and the Smile Squad! :)

Wow, what a good question !!

It started off as something very simple. She just sent Chris an email as someone random only to get an idea of how the reunion as progressing. Chris bit on hard, and it sort of evolved to this because nobody had any real sense of direction. All of the staff were completely hands off 99.9% of the time. It was an echo chamber with 3 people (just her and ABL+Marvin). She got a gold name for it and was essentially rewarded for getting information. To get more, she took on different identities, until it just sort of became what it was. There wasn't really any malice, it just grew to that, like an ingrown hair.

So, is it true y'all sent Chris "Bob's Journal" where he notes that he regretted having Chris as a child?

No, some random dude on the lolcow board made that up.

 

[Cotton Pudding]

I love how this thread keeps winding in and around P-logic's little flame war. I'mma get some popcorn and sodas because http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380222758/581571.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17447877-it-was-you&h=236&w=500&tbnid=khK5HcNSQPGprM:&zoom=1&docid=fllg45ovmCkdvM&hl=en&ei=87xkVP-ADIKRyASIzYHAAQ&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CFYQMygnMCc&iact=rc&uact=3&page=3&start=28&ndsp=16
This gon be good!

Eh, I wouldn't encourage it...

But if you're feeling handy I could use some help with the funeral arrangements.

On Topic: I hope this isn't late, but does Chris know the truth about his latest sweetheart? I didn't see it mentioned yet (skimming while at work).

 

[Thetan]

Someone told me that you are an intelligent woman with a professional-level job and a fairly normal life. How does someone like you get into doing trolling Chris, and why?

Fine, you're entitled to your opinion. I knew that there would be some backlash over what I did and I'm fine with it. I've owned this, and I'm taking responsibility for the role I played. I don't know what else I can do to satisfy people. Maybe when you see the entire set of Rebeckah emails it will put things in context and you'll get a better idea of just what I was trying to accomplish. It wasn't pointless or malicious.

Ironically, Rebeckah was more of a friend than his IRL high school gal pals ever were. (And much more of a friend than Anna, who never offers him anything but ass-pats.)

Trust me, I've been giving this a lot of thought. This is the main reason why I've been conspicuously absent from the forum. I still haven't fully come to terms with everything, and I may not for awhile.

So, is it true y'all sent Chris "Bob's Journal" where he notes that he regretted having Chris as a child?

WTF?! NO! I'm not aware of anyone doing that. Nobody involved in any of this ever would want to inflict that kind of emotional abuse on Chris. It cruel and absolutely pointless. I'm not an innocent here, but I couldn't even conceive of doing such a thing.

 

[YI 457]

The location puts one of the balls close to or actually inside the... let's just say it's wedged between two slabs of fat, it seems. Which highlights the proximity to the... waste disposal area. With Chris habit of tucking in his bent duck that forms a handy little pouch of moist warmth. Or, in other words: The perfect place for bacteria to grow. Since he's applying rubbing alcohol, it most probably gets rid of most bacteria, but also dries out the skin and prevents healing.

I left out one detail. The piercing had migrated, and Chris re-pierced himself with a SAFETY PIN. Again, I was horrified. I told him that he needed to take it out, and that he should see a doctor because getting a hold of some antibiotics may be a good idea.

Do you really want to see that?

Null gave me the go-ahead, so I'm posting the pic of Chis's infected taint.

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As you can see, it's not horrible, but it's definitely starting to get bad and needs to be looked at by a doctor. This was after he re-pierced himself with the safety pin.

I'm going to puke blood.

The amount of effort (an extraordinary sum, there are things you don't know about yet) does not meet the "lulz" to be had.

And we are grateful for that, aren't we? About "the things we don't know yet"... you may fire when ready.

I haven't posted anything in a while because I'm in a period of introspection: still trying to take everything in. Yes, I do owe you all an explanation, and an apology for "trolling" you along with Chris.

[...]

My biggest regret in all of this is that none of what I did made any real difference. Chris is just as mired in the past as he ever was: his recent Lego high school videos, complete with mini figs of the gal pals prove this.

[...]

The gal pals were harsh (in retrospect, maybe a little too harsh) with Chris because generally harsh is the only thing Chris will listen to; it's the only way to get his attention.
Again, I thought that Chris's attachment to his gal pals was stopping him from trying to meet new people (he already has friends, so why try to make any new ones?)

I had to help maintain the gal pal charade on the forum because I know Chris reads it from time to time, and I didn't want him to be aware that some of the people he was talking to weren't who he thought they were. It was never my intention to "troll" people here.

There's more to it, which I will elaborate on later once I have collected my thoughts. I was going to ask Null if I could make an alternate account, or change my name, but I decided against it. I'm willing to "face the music" and I'm willing to discuss my motivations with anyone interested or willing to listen.

I'll leave you with one tid bit of information you may find interesting. Chris's taint piercing did get infected. I persuaded him to not only remove it, but to see a doctor as well (which he claims he did).

Since I'm revealing things, I guess I may as well tell you that I was also the person that encouraged Chris to go to Impulse. I'm actually proud of this effort. Chris actually did go out and he seemed to have a good time.

Thetan, you are one of the good guys. You really try to make things better. Also, you must be stubborn as hell. It would be really easy to lost patience, sanity, or just became a fucktard like Blukespike for no specific reason. You are making a difference here, and you don't have anything to apologize.

Rebeckah was replaced by a sex-positive version of herself. This was the woman who encouraged Chris to post about being a "proud slut".

I guess is better to be a "proud slut" that a "virgin with rage"... I dunno.

 

[P-Logic]

Fine, you're entitled to your opinion. I knew that there would be some backlash over what I did and I'm fine with it. I've owned this, and I'm taking responsibility for the role I played. I don't know what else I can do to satisfy people. Maybe when you see the entire set of Rebeckah emails it will put things in context and you'll get a better idea of just what I was trying to accomplish. It wasn't pointless or malicious.

I think you misunderstand me Thetan. I was genuinely wondering why you decided to do this. You don't exactly fit the profile of the standard "young male NEET" ween troll.

I know you're not an evil person, I'm just really confused as to your motivation. You're not a loser, you're not immature, and you're not angry at the world. So I'm stumped as to why you'd do any of this.

And yeah, I'm looking forward to the entire set of emails.

 

[Thetan]

I think you misunderstand me Thetan. I was genuinely wondering why you decided to do this. You don't exactly fit the profile of the standard "young male NEET" ween troll.

I know you're not an evil person, I'm just really confused as to your motivation. You're not a loser, you're not immature, and you're not angry at the world. So I'm stumped as to why you'd do any of this.

And yeah, I'm looking forward to the entire set of emails.

I honestly don't have an answer for you at this time. Perhaps pride? Maybe I was deluded enough to think that somehow I could succeed where other White Knights failed? Maybe I thought that I'd be the person to finally "fix" Chris?

As Null said, things happened rather spontaneously, there was no planning, I just kind ran with it. I think I was so focused on the question of how I could do this, that I didn't stop to consider the question of if I should do this. Yeah, that's kinda murky but that's the closest thing I've got to a rationale right now.