Livestream Emergency Stream: Tyce/Tupacalypse Q&A

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TheJukku said:
Oh god, that choking and wheezing and the stream cut out. What just happened!
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You must be new to the sick and realistic Deagle Nation Gamer lifestyle of Jace W. Connors, former future marine and former former rape survivor.

Seriously, he pukes all the time.
 
Gorogoroth said:
I just got here. Why is he shaving his legs?
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Because people were supposed to only aks questions relevant to the situation. And fueling Jace's ego is always very relevant to the situation.

Edit: Aaaaaaand we got the first ween caller. Well, it was fun while it lasted. Also: called it.
 
JACE IS SHIRTLESS.
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EDIT: This is my new favorite stream. Jace took off his shirt for a gay guy.
 
A summary of today's stream.

-Tyce set up Tupacalypse to "frick" Eli over
-Jace refers to Eli as a war here that just returned from a mission
-Eli displayed the most courage Jace ever saw in a stoner
- Gail thinks Jace is gay because he "worships" John Cena and took away Lil Cena :(
- John Cena is Jace's biggest role model, never gives up, always believes
- Eli was close in our hearts, and minds, such as, on the site, close dude, whispering never give up
- Religion is bullshit, god isn't real
- Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't work, it's just a stupid bible crap cult
- Jace is a tough lover :tomgirl:
- Started from nothing, crawled out of the woodwork into the world of the youtube online
- Jace sends secret messages to Eli on his mom's phone when he's not looking, deletes texts and uses twitter with it
- Operation "Bustin' out" to free himself from mom tyranny
- Mice are still in the cottage. Eli tried luring them with cheese and old school mouse traps, walks around barefoot and stepped on the mouse traps because he's a genius
- Jace shaves his legs on stream
- 100% Tyce's fault
- Jace states that Tupacalypse was a failure from the start, it must have been Tyce's fault because Jace doesn't make mistakes like that, rookies make mistakes like that
- Meeting at the streets of McDonalds with Tyce, Tyce made a bargain to protect his lifestyle.
- Nothing illegal involved in this story, hypothetical/theoretical situation
- Tyce came up with the plan to send Eli into Palestine to kill Eli so they could hypothetically grow hypothetical weed in the actual cottage. Tyce decided to send Eli in unarmed, crossbow was fake. Failed tactical decisions were to intentionally kill Eli to use his cottage indefinitely. Tyce insisted on finishing the fight.
- Tyce planned on taking all the money, walking away and blaming Jace
- Evidence begins at 33:44 (Thanks CIADude420)
- Tyce nearly broke Colby's knees
- Tyce suggests to end the civil war by making money together, growing weed
- Tyce says you can't go to the Middle East without money, weed would get money, pay for the trip, investigations can begin
- Eli: Ambient stoner noises
- Jace can pick any location, grow it any way he wants, Tyce can sell it, Jace can go to the Middle East
- Tyce has to sell it because Caleb's parents would find out, and Eli doesn't have experience
- Jace "Eli will do anything I tell him to, you know that"
- Tyce "So he can go on missions with you, I've been selling weed forever and my dad can bail me out."
- Tyce being part of the livestreams was part of this business agreement, making the fans happy, making Jace happy
- Eli doesn't like this plan [ambient stoner noises intensify]
- Jace offers Tyce 25%, Tyce asks for 30%
- George W. Kush strain, Kyle's helping, already being grown
- This is all hypothetical, cops don't have to know
- Jace asks about potential "Iraq mission," Tyce didn't provide any details at this time
- Eli's going to be with Tyce to supervise, prevent Tyce from skimming money from the top
- Some people call Tyce "Hawkeye"
- Jace is the wolf in this metaphor (there was no metaphor)
- Tyce agrees, end meeting
- Tyce fucked the counter intel
- Eli went to grandfather's farm because they ran out of money
- Eli went hotel to hotel on Deagle Nation salary
- Only way they'd find out is if they went by the cottage, they have no reason to do that because they don't want anything to do with Eli
- Tyce stopped the money from flowing, underpaid dealers
- Tyce failed to attend to the hypothetical weed, product suffered
- Tyce failed to supervise mice
- Colby knew Tyce was a moron, Colby is probably gay, definitely an idiot
- Mice started escaping because Tyce started throwing them taped to matchbox cars, left the cages open
- Jace's biggest mistake: Expecting Tyce to do anything except for huffing shit and jacking off in his room
- Tyce intervention due to escalating drug abuse over the course of Operation Green Machine (the operation to fund Tupacalypse), skeleton war, sending blacks to hell from Ferguson
- Jace tried to get Tyce off of unspecified hard drugs
- Tyce kept the money for himself, turned into a shit person overnight, proceeded to huff himself to get blazed
- Eli, Jace and Tyce to meet in the middle of nowhere to "finish the fight" on video. Tyce challenged Jace+Eli to brawl 1v2. Nonlethal melee weapons allowed, Jace going hand to hand. Tyce is a self-proclaimed close combat master from watching a grand number of martial arts movies. Posting it on liveleak, link will be posted on the online. Going down within the next 12 hours.
- Gail withholding welfare cash, Tyce has to pay for the Xbox One, still has stole hypothetical drug money ($500-$1000) if he never spent it on skeletons or matchbox cars yet
- Eli's barely allowed to stay in his cottage
- [vomits externally]
- Calls open up
- 1st Caller
Q. Where do you think Tyce got his fascination with skeletons?
A. I dunno, Tyce always liked how skeletons looked aesthetically. Bought a bunch of skeleton stickers for his skateboard. Got really into drugs this summer, came up with conspiracy theories relating to skeletons. Thinks skeletons might be a race of people or something(?) Been doing shrooms, talked about coke, may or may not have actually done it.
Q. Are you afraid that Tyce will bring a gun to the brawl?
A. I don't think he has a gun, probably was bluffing. If he brings it we'll drive away/run him over. If he brings a knife I'll pelt him with airsoft pellets and back away. I'm a soldier, I deserve to die in battle! NOT AFRAID! I'M GOING TO HEAVEN FOR BEING A GAMER! Better than being alive and being a pussy.
- 2nd Caller
Q. Shouldn't you tell someone at the government about your mom taking your SSI cheques?
A. Can I do that? [pukes] Man I should do that.
Q. Are you still going to hang with Tyce after this?
A. As soon as he pays back the Xbox One, I want nothing to do with him.
- 3rd Caller
Q. You should bait the mouse traps with peanut butter instead of cheese
A. That's sick
- 4th Caller
Q. Can you resolve the situation with Tyce peacefully?
A. I don't negotiate with terrorists. The past 2 years I've been making the mistake of thinking I can negotiate with him, he never holds up his end of the deal.
- 5th Caller
Q. ???
A. I don't even know what he said
- 6th Caller
Q. I'm curious about this manscaping thing, could you show how you do it right between the thighs?
A. Jace doesn't get what he's trying to do and earnestly explains how the product works and its different attachments/settings. Girls like it because the tree looks bigger when the bushes aren't around. Shaves his back and stomach with the little trimmer thing.
Q. [queerness intensifies]
A. Jace's gaydar continues to be deficient
Q. When you're doing a dude doggy style...
A. WHAT?!?! YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO?
Q. Aren't you?
A. FUCK YOU!!! I'M NOT A HOMO!!!! etc.
THIS STREAM IS OVER! I BEAT UP FAGGOTS FOR BREAKFAST!
 
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Well, at least we get a re-run of the highlights. Or something... What's with that repeat mode? It happened before in this stream, didn't it?
 
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NGL, I for one enjoyed his I AM NOT A HOMO freakout. Had me in tears I was laughing so hard.
 
A few highlights from Commander Jace's special surprise stream...

~Everything is Tyce's fault!

~I'LL STRANGLE THAT TYCE CASH!!!

~Operation Green Machine = selling shitty ditch weed to juggalos.

~Tyce embezzeled all the weed money.

~Nothing is Jace's fault.

~Tonight Jace & Tyce are going to have a bb gun / matchbox car flinging rumble. Eli is going to record it and post it somewhere online.

~Plan B - Jace is going to sneak out in the middle of the night and rumble.

~EliParents are going to sue Jace.

~Jace promises not to kill Tyce.

~Jace will make Tyce pay for Eli's X-bone or else!

~Tactical vomiting.

~Jace knows he'll go to heaven for being a gamer.

~Jace isn't a pussy, he's just a warrior who lives with his mom.

~Moar tactical vomiting.

~Crotch-Shaving Zone with Commander Lazy Eye!

~Jace thinks his micro-penis looks slightly bigger without pubic hair.

~Commander Stryker strips for Skype.

~Homo 'Tard Raeg!
 
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