🐱 Eminem uses tinder and grindr

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Part of me thinks he's probably realised it's a lot easier to get your dick sucked if you're willing to let a dude do it, so he uses Grindr when he's hanging out for a BJ but none of his female bootycalls will answer.

Another part says if he really was on the downlow, someone would have busted his cover by now. Can you imagine how much that story would be worth, if you had even one tiny shred of proof.
 
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Heh, y'know, I don't think Eminem knows what grindr is. I think this was a hilarious flub that just came at the best time.
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Eminem has been pretty transphobic in the past. He might be joking about this one, but I don't doubt he does have some latent homosexual urges like most black men and men who want to be black.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Eminem has been pretty transphobic in the past. He might be joking about this one, but I don't doubt he does have some latent homosexual urges like most black men and men who want to be black.
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Eminem the character and Marshall Mathers the person are separate entities. Eminem the rapper is meant to embody the expectations people have of rappers, including misogyny/LGBTphobia.

It's like how Kanye the persona and Kanye West the person are separate entities. Kanye the persona is a parody of the materialism and misogyny people associate with rap, while Kanye the person is a lot different.
 
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Incredible Crisis said:
Eminem the character and Marshall Mathers the person are separate entities. Eminem the rapper is meant to embody the expectations people have of rappers, including misogyny/LGBTphobia.

It's like how Kanye the persona and Kanye West the person are separate entities. Kanye the persona is a parody of the materialism and misogyny people associate with rap, while Kanye the person is a lot different.
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Is this like how the dongs of Terry Bollea and Hulk Hogan are different?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Eminem has been pretty transphobic in the past. He might be joking about this one, but I don't doubt he does have some latent homosexual urges like most black men and men who want to be black.
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Oh, I'm sure.

I just mean that he didn't meant to come out with this statement. Like, what kind of person chimps out about Trump one day, and then the next day, quietly comes out of the closet as a gay man, without attention whoring the whole time? Just quietly like "yeah, dude, totally gay, not a big deal"? Does that sound like Eminem recently?

I don't think so. Like, y'know if someone like Eminem came out, he'd go full dangerhair. He'd explode into the room followed by, idk, balloons and streamers and shit, and then rant for 20 minutes about how Drumphffff has been silencing his gay spirit his whole life, and it's totally violence (different from the kind of violence in his music tho. like the bad, cishet white guy kind of violence, y'know?), and that's why you need to buy his new album for $19.99.

That's how I would expect Eminem to come out of the closet, based on his behavior the past few weeks.
 
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Off topic alittle but growing up Eminem was my hero because I saw someone who grew up and struggled with some of the same things I did growing up and succeeded and didn't give a fuck what anyone thought. I made it a mission to hear every single song of his. Now, hearing his new shit I could have literally made a better fucking album. Now he's just an attention craving, washed up little faggot. It's kinda depressing.
 
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[T]he rapper also adopted his former wife’s daughter from a previous relationship, Whitney.

Raising another dude's kid is bad enough, but when you're no longer even with the kid's mom, that's a level of cuck that very few cucks ever achieve.
 
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