Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

ADN_VIII said:
I ran into my first 40k SJW again. I went by a different shop I normally visit in order to play a local level tournament. I had my Carcharodons with me, because army level RIP AND TEAR is great fun, and got myself registered to compete. My first three games go swimmingly, so I wont cover them. Fourth game is announced and SJW sits opposite me. Now, SJW had a different appearance from last time so it took me a moment but their voice and weeb tattoo jogged my memory.

I deploy my army of barely sane murderers and they deploy easily 1750 points of all female guard. I do have to give credit for the absolutely lavish paintwork and attention to detail. They have genuine talent and skill for painting these minis. I earnestly wish I could paint that well.

On a tangent, I picked Carcharodons because their colors are dull grey and black. EZPZ to paint.

He rolled initiative and went first. On my turn, I used a land raider to get my warlord, Tyberos the red wake, and his bodyguard of lightning claw terminators into melee range with the pathetic guardswomen. In the span of two turn, Tyberos and co wiped out easily four whole squads of enemy, a tank, and two sentinel walkers. He would not stop attempting to rush my warlord in melee.

I swear I heard him mutter about sexist pig around the time he lost six squads of troops.

In the meantime, I had secured three of five objectives on the field and was working on number four when Tyberos scored a kill on the enemy Warlord and secured the win for me.

Cue the REEEE: this game is so male dominated I don't want to play anymore.

I offered to buy his army cash if he didn't want to play. Sadly, got turned down. Before he left I suggested that he try the sisters of battle instead.
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Warhammer 40k tends to attract the worst kind of people :feels:
 
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Owlflaps said:
My husband and I were having a date at a restaurant. Some rando dangerhair walks by and stares at my husband for an uncomfortably long five seconds. When my husband asked if she needed something, she randomly blurts “I don’t talk to cishet neo-nazis!” and then storms away. We got some stares from some other patrons after that.

Thing is, my husband is half-Native American, and I’m a southeast Asian woman. We were eating at a kosher steak house that’s known to regularly serve Jewish and goyim alike. This is pretty awkward for reasons I don’t feel I need to explain.
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She obviously fancied him "I-It's not like I want to be raped by the w-white supremacist hordes or anything! Y-You Nazi!"

You'd be surprised how many times I come across in forums and message boards where hardcore lesbian SJW's admit their personal fantasy is being kept as a broodmare by some SS officer. It's fucking bizarre.
 
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Medicated said:
You'd be surprised how many times I come across in forums and message boards where hardcore lesbian SJW's admit their personal fantasy is being kept as a broodmare by some SS officer. It's fucking bizarre.
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It's about as bizarre as outspoken anti-gay conservatives getting caught with a dick up their ass or the hardcore anti-Trumpers reluctantly admitting to their sexual fantasies of Trump. People fetishize the taboo. If there's anything politics have taught me, it's that.
 
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There are many SJW's at my school that think getting a Women and Gender's studies minor is going to prepare them for the real world. Most of these students are in the Theater department and act like hot shit because they get casted in shows. Music kids aren't much better either but the Theater kids are 10x worse.

Plus I have to keep my name shut around someone who says they're nonbinary despite only wearing feminine clothing and having a boyfriend. Seems transtrender to me.
 
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AnxiousRobin said:
There are many SJW's at my school that think getting a Women and Gender's studies minor is going to prepare them for the real world. Most of these students are in the Theater department and act like hot shit because they get casted in shows. Music kids aren't much better either but the Theater kids are 10x worse.

Plus I have to keep my name shut around someone who says they're nonbinary despite only wearing feminine clothing and having a boyfriend. Seems transtrender to me.
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neither of these are really that uncommon on college campuses
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ADN_VIII said:
My regular shop has had to ban guys who couldn't keep from staring at women or talking loudly about hentai.
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Talking about hentai can be fun, like "haha Kurt Eichenwald is a pervert he looks at tentacle hentai", but of course know your audience and what not.
 
AnxiousRobin said:
Are a lot of game shops like this full of exceptional individuals? Hearing the horror stories has scared me off from going to any shops alone.
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Mine is, sadly. Small town, mostly white, far from big cities. All the people who are socially adroit go to the cities, everyone else hangs around town. The comic/game shop is a popular haunt for the social rejects.

I go because I like supporting local business but the feeling of needing a flammenwerfer and a hazmat suit is steadily eroding my desire to stay in town.
 
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ADN_VIII said:
Mine is, sadly. Small town, mostly white, far from big cities. All the people who are socially adroit go to the cities, everyone else hangs around town. The comic/game shop is a popular haunt for the social rejects.

I go because I like supporting local business but the feeling of needing a flammenwerfer and a hazmat suit is steadily eroding my desire to stay in town.
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That makes sense. The closest game shop I know is in a nearby town. I could try it out with some friends or go to the comic shop. At least people can't loiter inside comic shops like they do game shops?
 
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Never really had any bad encounters myself but my brother was a exchange student for college in the US for some time so asked him if he had any interesting stories, these two are the most interesting ones.

A bit of context first, my family is Brazilian but we all look pasty white, so much so that according to him most people didn't know he was Brazilian unless they heard him speak and noticed his accent, this was the main cause of both stories.

1 - muh cultural appropriashun

It was Halloween and everyone on campus was suppose to wear some costume, he decided to go dressed as a Brazilian football (soccer) player, it was all going well for the most part until the SJWs showed up, the college didn't have any no cultural appropriation rules but that didn't stop this particular group from patrolling the campus in search of any raycism so they put an end to it like the brave rebels they are, once they put their eyes on him it all turned into mindless screaming, no matter how many times he explained he was from Brazil they refuse to belive him (not that it should matter of he was or not really), after the whole thing happened they apparently went to the campus staff to complain about him over his cultural appropriation and how he was lying about his heritage.

2 - real pica-pau hours

This time he was talking with other Brazilian exchange students in Portuguese, he didn't mention their skin color but they where probably FUCKING WHITE MALES as well considering what happened, when one of his friends saw a pack of ham beast staring at them from a distance, they didn't do anything initially just stared, the conversation continued until the topic of woody the woodpecker came up (the show was pretty popular here with kids) at one point one of them did Woody's laugh:
Thats when the hambeasts attacked, it took my brother some time trying to decipher their screeching but apparently they thought the 3 of them were a group of whitey speaking in broken Spanish and laughing like retards to mock Hispanics.

There are a few other stories but they are more generic, these two were the most interesting ones.
 
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Diabolical diabetic said:
Never really had any bad encounters myself but my brother was a exchange student for college in the US for some time so asked him if he had any interesting stories, these two are the most interesting ones.

A bit of context first, my family is Brazilian but we all look pasty white, so much so that according to him most people didn't know he was Brazilian unless they heard him speak and noticed his accent, this was the main cause of both stories.

1 - muh cultural appropriashun

It was Halloween and everyone on campus was suppose to wear some costume, he decided to go dressed as a Brazilian football (soccer) player, it was all going well for the most part until the SJWs showed up, the college didn't have any no cultural appropriation rules but that didn't stop this particular group from patrolling the campus in search of any raycism so they put an end to it like the brave rebels they are, once they put their eyes on him it all turned into mindless screaming, no matter how many times he explained he was from Brazil they refuse to belive him (not that it should matter of he was or not really), after the whole thing happened they apparently went to the campus staff to complain about him over his cultural appropriation and how he was lying about his heritage.

2 - real pica-pau hours

This time he was talking with other Brazilian exchange students in Portuguese, he didn't mention their skin color but they where probably FUCKING WHITE MALES as well considering what happened, when one of his friends saw a pack of ham beast staring at them from a distance, they didn't do anything initially just stared, the conversation continued until the topic of woody the woodpecker came up (the show was pretty popular here with kids) at one point one of them did Woody's laugh:
Thats when the hambeasts attacked, it took my brother some time trying to decipher their screeching but apparently they thought the 3 of them were a group of whitey speaking in broken Spanish and laughing like exceptional individuals to mock Hispanics.

There are a few other stories but they are more generic, these two were the most interesting ones.
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Nine out of ten times these ham beasts are theater majors with a minor in women and gender studies.
 
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In one of my classes right now, I'm basically seated between two run of the mill tumblr users, one being openly pansexual and the other one being an outspoken feminist. Around the start of the semester, one of them started talking about tumblr's crackdown on NSFW blogs and started whining about it. I really didn't give it much attention, as I was trying to focus on catching up on the notes in class. Then I hear "This porn ban will just make it harder for people of color to express themselves" out of nowhere, and their conversation then devolved into how tumblr's staff is racist and homophobic.
 
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Ghost of Wesley Willis said:
In one of my classes right now, I'm basically seated between two run of the mill tumblr users, one being openly pansexual and the other one being an outspoken feminist. Around the start of the semester, one of them started talking about tumblr's crackdown on NSFW blogs and started whining about it. I really didn't give it much attention, as I was trying to focus on catching up on the notes in class. Then I hear "This porn ban will just make it harder for people of color to express themselves" out of nowhere, and their conversation then devolved into how tumblr's staff is racist and homophobic.
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"What about the white people who also draw porn?"

"PFFFFFFFT WHAT THE FUCK EVER, THEY CAN GET FUUUUUUUUUCKED."
 
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