Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

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Maybe this is my ignorance of American culture and simbolism showing, but I'd say looking at a noose and immediately associating it with black people is kind of racist in and of itself.

This was right after some incident at a Mississippi high school where some white kids had apparently hung nooses from a tree to intimidate the black students there or something. It's been about seven years now, so I'm really fuzzy on the details.
But in general, the noose does have a strong connection to anti-black racism in the States, what with the whole epidemic of lynchings across the South over the past hundred-plus years. It's still a pretty charged symbol.
 
The other day I was taking the bus with a good friend of mine. My friend is a pofessional cook, and I was getting some advice from him on some good carrot dishes. Carrot stew, carrot cake, souffle, salad, burger, the works. Just so the story makes sense, I must note that in our mother tongue carrot is called "répa", roughly prounounced as "ray-puh" (with the "r" being pronounced more similar to the Scottish one).

While we were in the middle of discussing some delicious recipes, I've noticed shit slightly chubby girl with short, magenta-dyed hair giving us a short mean glare every now and then, quickly turning her head away when being looked at. At first I though she was some hobby cook who was outraged by my lack of culinary knowledge, so I asked her jokingly in Hungarian whether she'd like to join our conversation, She looked at me with a combination of confusion and disgust, which led me to think she probably doesn't speak any Hungarian, so I switched on English and asked her if there's anything bothering her.

Which is where the hilarity has begun. After getting her act together, she started complaining (she kind of sounded like a valley girl trying her darndest to sound cockney) about how we couldn't fool her, and that she heard us continuously talk about rape to trigger and scare poor womyn like her into silence and submission. In utter confusion, I asked her what gave her the impression that we were even mentioning rape when she clearly doesn't speak our language. She told me that she could clearly hear us say "rape" over and over again, and that she knows that this is a misogynistic tactic to shame foreign girls. To prove her point, she tried to mimic my dialect in a very obnoxious manner, uttering "rape" over and over again. Which is where I realised she's mistaken "répa" for "rape". After a short, mild chuckle I explained the misunderstanding to her. But of course, admitting she was wrong was beneath her, and she kept insisting that we shouldn't carelessly mutter words that sound like rape in other languages, and that while she knows that Eastern European countries are inherently regressive and patriarchal, we still should try our best not to trigger women. Following this I've asked her what she thinks about women getting (at least partial) voting rights in these regressive countries during the late 1910s\early 1920s, within the same time, if not a bit earlier, than the women's suffrage in the US\UK, a question which she dodged by saying I can't speak English because it's an appropriation of the culture of native English speaking women. When I laughingly asked her why that was, her answer was that it's women who bring up their children and teach them their native language, so the culture of language belongs to women and women alone and as a non native male I am appropriating her culture and therefore should feel ashamed of myself.

At this point both me and my friend were giggling uncontrollably, to which she started having a hissy fit on how we're making fun of rape. It only got better once some ticket inspectors have shown up and, of course, she had none. From that point she was sure this was our evil plan to stall her till the inspectors got on the bus and that we have deliberately triggered her so she couldn't buy herself any tickets. After another hissy fit and the inspector telling her to either pay the fine or they have to call the police, she finally paid up. Later, as she was taking off, she yelled at us one last time that the fine was nothing since she, to quote her words, earns more money than any of us living in this repulsive, backwards, third world country could every dream of, and finally stormed off. It was such a cartoonishly unreal moment of my life I was half expecting Chris-Chan to materialise out of thin air and start ranting about blams and trolls.

Wow, you definitely encountered a bona fide Tumblrista. She even exposed herself as a xenophobe because she refused to acknowledge her misunderstanding :story:
 
Well this might be some slight powerleveling but I guess I should give you the story of my first IRL encounter with SJW's in any context.

I had to take English 201, AKA Composition II as part of my graduation requirements. You can sort of guess where this is going already, but basically my professor was a bit of a how should we put it, well meaning SJW. Young, overweight, on tumblr, alarm bells were ringing in my head the second she did her introduction on the first day of class. You see, instead of teaching us things involving composition without any bullshit, she decided to make this class about shock of all shocks, gender studies. Things were starting to slip pretty badly through the first section, but it went from bad to worse as things went on.

See, I sort of had the gall to when asked to write a paper about how gender issues have effected your life, a paper on the draft. It is a rather important issue to me due to two of my great uncles having served in Vietnam, and I tried to expand it to point out how men are considered the expendable gender by society as a whole.

Needless to say I didn't pass the class.

A few other highlights were her making us watch some Feminist Frequency videos, never actually directly teaching us stuff involving the nominal topic we were spending money to learn, and having an entire class dedicated to privilege and why every guy in the class should probably feel guilty for some microaggression or other.

Oh and we got to hear her gush about comic books.
 
So I had some delightful banter with a pizza place employee today.
It was right out of some Renaissance fair - out of place but fun :story:
I've exchanged cash with this man before, but today seemed different for him - somebody's :heart-full: was at full charge.
Or so it would seem, sitting down at a table to eat I overheard the employees chatter among themselves.

To get the full effect some description is in order: this man looked like he belonged on Duck Dynasty.
A big bushy beard, odd teeth, and the body of Jack Skellington.
His co-worker a husky broad.

Now his co-worker seemed confused by this fellow's love life.
For good reason it seemed that he was only allowed to call his lover, "My Significant Other."
On top of numerous other rules dictating their Gender-fluid, Demisexual, etc, etc, you get the idea relationship.

This man oblivious to his co-worker's questions; can't she see his love-quest was complete?
A setup to a fall that Lord Vader would know well a transition from SocJus Cuck to a Neckbeard Terd.
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So the cycle of Saṃsāra continues...
 
A few other highlights were her making us watch some Feminist Frequency videos, never actually directly teaching us stuff involving the nominal topic we were spending money to learn, and having an entire class dedicated to privilege and why every guy in the class should probably feel guilty for some microaggression or other.

Oh and we got to hear her gush about comic books.
You should complain to the faculty.
 
meet j, who was my director at my first university show.

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he's a wealth of luls for me irl. he is a licensed street performer... for tarot cards and slam poetry. his Facebook is a constant feed of 'fuck cis people' and other wonderful tenents of queer theory. he's suddenly started going to dyke marches and dresses like a tranny cowboy

he's been homeless a few times, goes on bahleeting sprees when not enough people like his statuses... he's quite a wealth of hilarity, will post moar when i can pick his greatest hits
 
Gather 'round, children, as I share with you the tale of the most uncreative creative writer Grammy Slowboat ever encountered ...

I can't strictly call her a Tumblrista, because I knew her before I was ever aware of Tumblr. She was definitely in the SJW mold, though. She was a pot-smoking, occasionally transgender lesbian Native American artist, and every single thing she wrote was about a pot-smoking lesbian Native American artist character who was usually being oppressed by The White Man. OK, including things from your native culture or personal experience in your works is cool, right? Everyone does it, and it helps add dimension to your writing. The problem was that she had no other ideas.

Worse, she had no other topics of conversation. She would monopolize discussions with her themes, her work, her inspiration, and how all of them derived from her incredible experience surviving the gulag of modern-day America which can't tolerate a pot-smoking lesbian Native American. Everything was about her oppression.

Her work was ... not commercial, shall we say. She was writing a novel themed around the medicine wheel, but it was borderline-incoherent and, as far as I could tell, consisted mainly of the main character struggling against a world which hated her for being a pot-smoking lesbian Native American. She would take up massive amounts of time at our scheduled readings, and nobody ever dared to say "You've used up twice your allotted time, and now the others following you won't be able to read" because that would have been an attack on someone bravely bringing forth her narrative of the intolerance faced by pot-smoking lesbian Native Americans.

I have no idea what happened to her in the end. She probably graduated and won a shitton of literary awards.

As a writer, that fucking kills me inside. I don't mind recurring themes in stuff. Hell, a good chunk of my stuff that I'm working on is how extremism is fucked up regardless of its outside dressing. But holy fuck, that's simply lacking in any creativity meets a victim complex the size of Jupiter.

Modern America, even for the working class, is not anywhere close to being a damn gulag. The working class has several safety nets if one is under a certain income bracket, so you don't starve or die of disease. Anyone who acts as if it's entirely dog-eat-dog in modern America has never lived paycheck to paycheck, had immediate family live paycheck to paycheck, lived among the working class, been the working class, etc. It's painfully clear they're not aware of such programs aside from a very abstract "the politicians are talking about food stamps and Medicare today," including the girl you speak of.

As for IRL SJW experiences, there's this one girl I got into a debate with because she was talking about what's dubbed "imposter syndrome." I point out that it's akin to the Dunning-Kruger effect and that, in more recent times, imposter syndrome has been more thoroughly researched and is not limited to women. To define terms, imposter syndrome is a term coined in the 1970s of this idea that competent women saw themselves as imposters at their jobs. In more recent times, it's clear that it's unisex. The Dunning-Kruger effect relates to the grossly incompetent are ignorant of their incompetence, while the competent underestimate their competence.

Meanwhile, I asked her to give forms of evidence for her anecdotes that weren't anecdotal evidence, as I'm very much a stickler for evidence. She was also supposedly talking about someone else's paper and didn't do the research herself, nor did it sound like she read it in its entirety. She insisted that her "lived experience" was somehow valid for making sweeping generalizations of concepts.

On top of that, she had the most smug expression on her face and this condescending as all hell tone. The smugness made it clear that she thought she was so much more high-minded and open-minded than myself because I don't believe in things that I'm not given evidence for, especially not things that set off my bullshit detector. That's not high-minded or open-minded. That's just damn gullible, being so open-minded that one's brain falls out.

This was also the chick that walked at the end of the college line instead of where she was supposed to because she insisted there was a stalker who'd go after her and that they'd see her on the local TV graduation broadcast. Considering she completely drank the SJW/third-wave feminist kool aid, she just has a victim complex.
 
Well this might be some slight powerleveling but I guess I should give you the story of my first IRL encounter with SJW's in any context.

I had to take English 201, AKA Composition II as part of my graduation requirements. You can sort of guess where this is going already, but basically my professor was a bit of a how should we put it, well meaning SJW. Young, overweight, on tumblr, alarm bells were ringing in my head the second she did her introduction on the first day of class. You see, instead of teaching us things involving composition without any bullshit, she decided to make this class about shock of all shocks, gender studies. Things were starting to slip pretty badly through the first section, but it went from bad to worse as things went on.

See, I sort of had the gall to when asked to write a paper about how gender issues have effected your life, a paper on the draft. It is a rather important issue to me due to two of my great uncles having served in Vietnam, and I tried to expand it to point out how men are considered the expendable gender by society as a whole.

Needless to say I didn't pass the class.

A few other highlights were her making us watch some Feminist Frequency videos, never actually directly teaching us stuff involving the nominal topic we were spending money to learn, and having an entire class dedicated to privilege and why every guy in the class should probably feel guilty for some microaggression or other.

Oh and we got to hear her gush about comic books.

She could have been well meaning but that doesn't make her any less of a self serving fuck. You went there to learn how to write, not to listen to her personal ramblings. I fraggin hate teachers like that, I have had my own share of them and I regret the fact that I didn't report them back then.
 
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You should complain to the faculty.
She could have been well meaning but that doesn't make her any less of a self serving fuck. You went there to learn how to write, not to listen to her personal ramblings. I fraggin hate teachers like that, I have had my own share of them and I regret the fact that I didn't report them back then.
Actually I did in the end of semester reviews along with most of the class. I talked a bit to a councilor I'm seeing for some stuff, and she did point out that however horribly, the teacher was still at least subtly attempting to teach composition without actually teaching us composition with how she structured her mandatory papers.

Also the book we had to use on Gender studies had the worst fucking chapter on video games I have ever seen. It even decried GTA IV as a misogynistic murder simulator about dismembering prostitutes (an opinion I thought long dead) along with not doing the fucking homework on the games it claimed represented how pervasive man oriented violence was.

A particular highlight was claiming the game Metal Gear Solid IV: Fable II existed.

Edit: Actually it was Fable II: Metal Gear Solid IV

I'd play the fuck out of either game if it existed though.
 
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Actually I did in the end of semester reviews along with most of the class. I talked a bit to a councilor I'm seeing for some stuff, and she did point out that however horribly, the teacher was still at least subtly attempting to teach composition without actually teaching us composition with how she structured her mandatory papers.

Also the book we had to use on Gender studies had the worst fucking chapter on video games I have ever seen. It even decried GTA IV as a misogynistic murder simulator about dismembering prostitutes (an opinion I thought long dead) along with not doing the fucking homework on the games it claimed represented how pervasive man oriented violence was.

A particular highlight was claiming the game Metal Gear Solid IV: Fable II existed.

Edit: Actually it was Fable II: Metal Gear Solid IV

I'd play the fuck out of either game if it existed though.
why would you look to mgs4 for misogyny? Oh wait.
 
Do you happen to remember the name and author of the book, or better yet, still have it on hand?
It was a text book, I only rented it because fuck paying for that bullshit. I cited it in one of my papers I saved though, so you're in luck.

Dines, Gail, and Humez, Gender Race and Class in Media.
 
Hope my power level doesn't show through here, but I'll try my best to be as vague as possible.

I started college last year and there I encountered the wonderful, lets call her, "Patty".

Before the start of the school year, I tried finding some of my (at the time) future classmates because most of them are easy to find on tumblr since the students are pretty open about when they get accepted. Patty in particular was the loudest of them all and posted about her entire application process. I instantly disliked her on my own intuition. Mostly because she constantly drew anime characters as black or whatever tumblrista artists do to be more diverse with their art or claimed a character was trans. I eventually began to warm up to her for the first few months despite these flaws when classes started up thinking "Hey, maybe I misjudged her!", up until the second semester which was when things started to go down hill and I realized she was terrible and my intuition is always right.

(Sorry if it's kind of long. Putting the rest under a spoiler because I'm the new kid on the block and I don't want to look like an idiot for posting a wall of text.)

We were in our CG class when we were assigned a project to model a room. The teacher started throwing around ideas and mentioned a fortune telling room, "something with a gypsy theme". Patty, who I happened to be sitting next to then proceeded to let out a muffled shrill shriek. This is all because the teacher uttered the word "gypsy".

Keep in mind that she's not romani in the slightest. She's chinese. Which is far from that.

Things gradually got terrible, like her arguing with the model during figure drawing class because he was wearing some stereotypically chinese outfit and that it was cultural appropriation and racist, even though the model himself was chinese and personally owned the outfit. Or the time she did a character design about chinese protesters(She got shut down by the teacher when he said "it was too political for him and he didn't care". She the proceeded to cry on twitter about it and how racist it was for him to say that for the rest of the day.)

Icing on the cake that made me want to stay away from her is when I was eating lunch with her and a friend, and she asked me what I thought of a show that recently started airing. I said there was too much of that"2007 'mustache and unicorns' type of humor and I wasn't into it". After that, she started spewing some shit really fast that sounded like she memorized a paragraph word for word from a tumblr post that started with "Mustaches and unicorns are a Eurocentric–". I completely blocked her out after those words and tried to put my finger over her mouth as a sign that she should stop talking but she kept moving her head away from my finger and she just wouldn't stop. It was surreal. I wasn't sure what to do other than totally shut her out.

I kind of continued to block out everything she said every time I encountered her and had to interact with her. The only time I didn't do this was when we were in our liberal writing class which was more or less "Tumblr: The Class". Not going to bother going into details since it's self explanatory, but we were talking about sexualization in media. She raises her hand and says,

"Media likes to sexualize and gender inanimate objects as well. Have you seen that commercial with the 'sexy' pizza with boobs?"

The whole room was silent for a minute other than some guy in the back that said "What the Fuck" loud enough that she was (thankfully) able to hear it.

There's a ton of other shit, but I can't remember for the life of me since most of it will either be me saying to much, her literally spouting paragraphs from tumblr posts when it was convenient, or something about white privilege or cultural appropriation.
 
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"Media likes to sexualize and gender inanimate objects as well. Have you seen that commercial with the 'sexy' pizza with boobs?"

The whole room was silent for a minute other than some guy in the back that said "What the Fuck" loud enough that she was (thankfully) able to hear it.

Oh yes, the Orbit sexy pizza commercial. That was fairly recent. Tumblr threw a shitfit.

My God, she just goes along with anything the groupthink says, huh?
 
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Hope my power level doesn't show through here, but I'll try my best to be as vague as possible.


"Media likes to sexualize and gender inanimate objects as well. Have you seen that commercial with the 'sexy' pizza with boobs?"

The whole room was silent for a minute other than some guy in the back that said "What the Fuck" loud enough that she was (thankfully) able to hear it.

Oh yes, the Orbit sexy pizza commercial. That was fairly recent. Tumblr threw a shitfit.

My God, she just goes along with anything the groupthink says, huh?

The guy in niceboat's classroom missed a prime opportunity to say "what the french toast" or call the SJW a hoboken. (:_(
 
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Interesting conversation happened; I was discussing politics with some friends, I'll call them A (the SJW) and B (other friend). I was telling them about how silly my sister was about saying she could "feel the big one coming" that being the earthquake from San Andreas, which she only cares about because she watched a movie.

A lambastes me and says "how dare you invalidate a mentally ill woman's feelings".

B and I go back and forth poking fun at this, and A decides she hasn't quite made herself laughable enough yet and says, "Will you two just check your privilege already? Fucking hypermasculinity."

Its like buzzword bingo.
 
I think one of my roommates might be a bordeline sjw. He's an anti-gg anarchist who once said he thought shirtgate was justified, and while none of those things neccesarily make someone a SJW I think he has SJW leanings at least. Today I overheard him talking about making videos to counter anti-sjws on YouTube, which knowing him could be anywhere from reasonable to lulzy. Truly more information is needed.

I should also mention he was a bigtime fedora wearer up until recently, and while he's never been a friendzoned/nice guy whiner he's had some other interests stereotypical associated with those types in the past (bitcoins, MLP, atheism, etc).
 
He's an anti-gg anarchist who once said he thought shirtgate was justified, and while none of those things neccesarily make someone a SJW I think he has SJW leanings at least.

I think SJW-ism is more a way of interacting with the world than any specific political position, but thinking that shirtgate shit was justified is kind of a red light. Being more concerned with some dumb shirt than an historic scientific event shows seriously fucked priorities.
 
One of my old friends turned into an SJW and it ruined our friendship. She not only went full SJW, she went full feminist and began reblogging posts about how "ecofeminism" was the One True Feminism. Apparently, she did not like my egalitarian views or my rampant reblogging of debunked feminist myths, because in her words, I had become a "misogynist" and I "threatened [her] identity" as a feminist. I guess pointing out that treating all men like monsters is actually kind of shitty means that I hate all women. Before we finally parted ways, she insisted that I attend an overly-PC Christmas party and the moment I stepped in the door, the first word I heard was "racism". It really set the tone for the rest of the night.
 
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