Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

[fishercat]

In my psychology class at college, my teacher was like "so did you guys do anything fun this week?" kinda jokingly after telling us why she was out the week before. (Heart surgery checkup.) Then some asshole in the back of the room pulled out a fucking poster and told us about a Social Justice seminar that's happening in December.

The entire class then went on a Social Justice tangent for thirty fucking minutes while I sat there and silently screamed because I actually wanted to learn about psychology goddammit.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

pulled out a fucking poster

I like how they had it all prepped and ready. Must have been waiting for the perfect opportunity.

 

[fishercat]

I like how they had it all prepped and ready. Must have been waiting for the perfect opportunity.

There are posters for it scattered around the campus. This kid must be part of the committee for it or something and wanted to advertise it, despite it apparently having a limit of thirty people able to join.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Not sure if this counts ...

I was in the women's bathroom at work when I spotted a bright pink notecard sitting propped up on the little decorative table/stand in the corner. It said, in purple Sharpie: BOYS WILL BE BOYS IS NEVER AN EXCUSE.

Now, we do get people leaving notes in the bathroom sometimes, but usually it's twee inspirational stuff scribbled on paper towels--"You're Beautiful Inside and Out!" surrounded by hearts or stuff like that. This, though, struck me by its sheer non sequitur nature. Someone specifically took pink notecards and purple marker into the bathroom for the purpose of leaving a stern message about male behavior--a message which would only be seen by other women (or, depending on your local laws, anyone who's declared themselves a woman).

The only thing I can imagine is that it was some kind of weird SJW version of the "You're Beautiful" messages. Only instead of trying to raise other women's spirits, they were trying to ... I dunno, engage in consciousness-raising or something. Weird start to the day.

 

[Picaroon]

Good god I fucking hate seeing SJWs in the real world. I saw them pretty much every goddamn day for half a year in my senior year of highschool.

Spoiler: long, powerleveling imminent

I once took a Native Studies class in highschool. It was my senior year and I was looking for some bullshit to fill up my timetable since there's only one mandatory class in that year and everything else is whatever you want, I needed something to fill up the gaps and got stuck with Native Studies.

Day one of that class I remember knowing instantly it'd be a shitfit. I took this class circa 2013-ish, when SJWs were really starting to emerge. It was a small enough class but it was shitty anyways- Two genderspecial trannies sat by the whiteboard, a couple edgelords (including myself, a fellow edgelord at the time) by the door, some normal people in the middle, and some Cis Scum but still Tumblr As Fuck girls scattered around in groups.

The class itself had decent enough content and wasn't too ass-patting, a lot of it focused on legal shit which I didn't mind because I've always been at least mildly interested in law. What bothered me was that nearly everyone in that class was so Tumblr that looking back on it, I might as well have been taking the class with the website itself.

The genderspecials at the front of the class really sealed the deal though- One was a snowflake genderfuck with short neon orange hair, "nerd glasses", and real bad acne and the other was trying so hard to be a man and failing pretty badly. Showed up every day in either a flannel or band shirt, baggy jeans, probably an ace bandage binder, and had harry potter glasses and a buzzcut. I never learned their real name since they apparently screeched every time a teacher called them that and got the school staff to use their tumblr name instead. Both of them were white beyond belief but believed they had absolute authority over what was racist and what wasn't, despite the fact that there were a couple actual status Indian people in the class.

Among the actual natives in the class was some stoner guy who never really talked, a fat Ojibwe girl (surprisingly not a SJW, she was actually a normal person), and myself. The only one the genderspecials ever really listened to was the Ojibwe girl, probably because she looked like a fellow SJW that could earn them privilege points if she agreed with their bullshit. I figure they disregarded me and the stoner guy because well, we're guys and who the fuck cares about them on the magical website called tumblr.

God help the poor teacher of that class, she was a nice lady but she got bitched out endlessly by the two genderspecials and some of the miscellaneous tumblr girls. She was white, straight, and catholic, so evidently they hated her even though she tried as hard as she could to omit racism despite the fact that the class dealt with it a lot due to the subject matter. A lot of the time things she read were from websites, legal documents, etc because the class focused a lot on the legal aspect, and whenever she referred to natives as something other than "natives" (ex. Indians, Aboriginals, etc) they had a fucking bitchfest on how she was racist for saying that despite the fact that all she was doing was quoting a legal document from hundreds of years ago.

Afaik, even when the Ojibwe girl or myself stepped up and told them to shut up, we were often bitched out, because obviously the white SJWs know more about racial issues than actual people of that race. A few times they listened to the Ojibwe girl and maybe once to me through the whole semester, but pretty much weekly they'd derail the entire fucking class to talk about race issues despite being white and having no fucking idea how stupid they sounded.

Additionally once I went to the school's LGBT club since I got dragged there by a friend that was a megafaggot (pretty chill dude, not SJW, just really fucking gay, I swear this dude shat glitter) and the two genderspecials were there doing the same thing- Bitching to the teacher supervisor because they obviously knew so much more than the teacher supervisor for the club who was actually a lesbian herself and was married to a woman. The LGBT club itself is a whole other fuckfest iirc, but I only went once and that was enough to put me off, pretty much everyone there was a fat genderspecial weaboo screeching about whatever animu character they headcanoned as an autistic transgender demisexual with 40 headmates. Anyone else who didnt fall into that category was an average member of civilization that just so happened to be gay or bisexual or whatever else, I kinda felt bad for them since most people probably joined looking for friends and were greeted with the human form of tumblr.

Tldr; Took Native Studies class senior year of highschool, two genderspecial SJWs constantly bitched at the teacher for being "Racist" despite following that class' corriculum, ignored actual Natives when they were told to shut up, also reigned supreme over school's LGBT club and bitched at the teacher supervisor there despite the teacher supervisor being an actual lesbian married to a woman.

 

[Ruin]

I'm not sure if they're actually a sjw but I saw this haircut in the wild today. Even the color was the same.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I did came across a girl in a music class who claimed to be a "demisexual pansexual". But she wasn't the screeching type.

 

[Meowthkip]

Good god I fucking hate seeing SJWs in the real world. I saw them pretty much every goddamn day for half a year in my senior year of highschool.

Spoiler: long, powerleveling imminent

I once took a Native Studies class in highschool. It was my senior year and I was looking for some bullshit to fill up my timetable since there's only one mandatory class in that year and everything else is whatever you want, I needed something to fill up the gaps and got stuck with Native Studies.

Day one of that class I remember knowing instantly it'd be a shitfit. I took this class circa 2013-ish, when SJWs were really starting to emerge. It was a small enough class but it was shitty anyways- Two genderspecial trannies sat by the whiteboard, a couple edgelords (including myself, a fellow edgelord at the time) by the door, some normal people in the middle, and some Cis Scum but still Tumblr As Fuck girls scattered around in groups.

The class itself had decent enough content and wasn't too ass-patting, a lot of it focused on legal shit which I didn't mind because I've always been at least mildly interested in law. What bothered me was that nearly everyone in that class was so Tumblr that looking back on it, I might as well have been taking the class with the website itself.

The genderspecials at the front of the class really sealed the deal though- One was a snowflake genderfuck with short neon orange hair, "nerd glasses", and real bad acne and the other was trying so hard to be a man and failing pretty badly. Showed up every day in either a flannel or band shirt, baggy jeans, probably an ace bandage binder, and had harry potter glasses and a buzzcut. I never learned their real name since they apparently screeched every time a teacher called them that and got the school staff to use their tumblr name instead. Both of them were white beyond belief but believed they had absolute authority over what was racist and what wasn't, despite the fact that there were a couple actual status Indian people in the class.

Among the actual natives in the class was some stoner guy who never really talked, a fat Ojibwe girl (surprisingly not a SJW, she was actually a normal person), and myself. The only one the genderspecials ever really listened to was the Ojibwe girl, probably because she looked like a fellow SJW that could earn them privilege points if she agreed with their bullshit. I figure they disregarded me and the stoner guy because well, we're guys and who the fuck cares about them on the magical website called tumblr.

God help the poor teacher of that class, she was a nice lady but she got bitched out endlessly by the two genderspecials and some of the miscellaneous tumblr girls. She was white, straight, and catholic, so evidently they hated her even though she tried as hard as she could to omit racism despite the fact that the class dealt with it a lot due to the subject matter. A lot of the time things she read were from websites, legal documents, etc because the class focused a lot on the legal aspect, and whenever she referred to natives as something other than "natives" (ex. Indians, Aboriginals, etc) they had a fucking bitchfest on how she was racist for saying that despite the fact that all she was doing was quoting a legal document from hundreds of years ago.

Afaik, even when the Ojibwe girl or myself stepped up and told them to shut up, we were often bitched out, because obviously the white SJWs know more about racial issues than actual people of that race. A few times they listened to the Ojibwe girl and maybe once to me through the whole semester, but pretty much weekly they'd derail the entire fucking class to talk about race issues despite being white and having no fucking idea how stupid they sounded.

Additionally once I went to the school's LGBT club since I got dragged there by a friend that was a megafaggot (pretty chill dude, not SJW, just really fucking gay, I swear this dude shat glitter) and the two genderspecials were there doing the same thing- Bitching to the teacher supervisor because they obviously knew so much more than the teacher supervisor for the club who was actually a lesbian herself and was married to a woman. The LGBT club itself is a whole other fuckfest iirc, but I only went once and that was enough to put me off, pretty much everyone there was a fat genderspecial weaboo screeching about whatever animu character they headcanoned as an autistic transgender demisexual with 40 headmates. Anyone else who didnt fall into that category was an average member of civilization that just so happened to be gay or bisexual or whatever else, I kinda felt bad for them since most people probably joined looking for friends and were greeted with the human form of tumblr.

Tldr; Took Native Studies class senior year of highschool, two genderspecial SJWs constantly bitched at the teacher for being "Racist" despite following that class' corriculum, ignored actual Natives when they were told to shut up, also reigned supreme over school's LGBT club and bitched at the teacher supervisor there despite the teacher supervisor being an actual lesbian married to a woman.

Typical pale faces, thinking they know better than red people on red people matters.

You should have threatened to put a curse on them just to make them shut up.

White people are terrified of curses.

 

[aloistrancyy]

Good god I fucking hate seeing SJWs in the real world. I saw them pretty much every goddamn day for half a year in my senior year of highschool.

Spoiler: long, powerleveling imminent

I once took a Native Studies class in highschool. It was my senior year and I was looking for some bullshit to fill up my timetable since there's only one mandatory class in that year and everything else is whatever you want, I needed something to fill up the gaps and got stuck with Native Studies.

Day one of that class I remember knowing instantly it'd be a shitfit. I took this class circa 2013-ish, when SJWs were really starting to emerge. It was a small enough class but it was shitty anyways- Two genderspecial trannies sat by the whiteboard, a couple edgelords (including myself, a fellow edgelord at the time) by the door, some normal people in the middle, and some Cis Scum but still Tumblr As Fuck girls scattered around in groups.

The class itself had decent enough content and wasn't too ass-patting, a lot of it focused on legal shit which I didn't mind because I've always been at least mildly interested in law. What bothered me was that nearly everyone in that class was so Tumblr that looking back on it, I might as well have been taking the class with the website itself.

The genderspecials at the front of the class really sealed the deal though- One was a snowflake genderfuck with short neon orange hair, "nerd glasses", and real bad acne and the other was trying so hard to be a man and failing pretty badly. Showed up every day in either a flannel or band shirt, baggy jeans, probably an ace bandage binder, and had harry potter glasses and a buzzcut. I never learned their real name since they apparently screeched every time a teacher called them that and got the school staff to use their tumblr name instead. Both of them were white beyond belief but believed they had absolute authority over what was racist and what wasn't, despite the fact that there were a couple actual status Indian people in the class.

Among the actual natives in the class was some stoner guy who never really talked, a fat Ojibwe girl (surprisingly not a SJW, she was actually a normal person), and myself. The only one the genderspecials ever really listened to was the Ojibwe girl, probably because she looked like a fellow SJW that could earn them privilege points if she agreed with their bullshit. I figure they disregarded me and the stoner guy because well, we're guys and who the fuck cares about them on the magical website called tumblr.

God help the poor teacher of that class, she was a nice lady but she got bitched out endlessly by the two genderspecials and some of the miscellaneous tumblr girls. She was white, straight, and catholic, so evidently they hated her even though she tried as hard as she could to omit racism despite the fact that the class dealt with it a lot due to the subject matter. A lot of the time things she read were from websites, legal documents, etc because the class focused a lot on the legal aspect, and whenever she referred to natives as something other than "natives" (ex. Indians, Aboriginals, etc) they had a fucking bitchfest on how she was racist for saying that despite the fact that all she was doing was quoting a legal document from hundreds of years ago.

Afaik, even when the Ojibwe girl or myself stepped up and told them to shut up, we were often bitched out, because obviously the white SJWs know more about racial issues than actual people of that race. A few times they listened to the Ojibwe girl and maybe once to me through the whole semester, but pretty much weekly they'd derail the entire fucking class to talk about race issues despite being white and having no fucking idea how stupid they sounded.

Additionally once I went to the school's LGBT club since I got dragged there by a friend that was a megafaggot (pretty chill dude, not SJW, just really fucking gay, I swear this dude shat glitter) and the two genderspecials were there doing the same thing- Bitching to the teacher supervisor because they obviously knew so much more than the teacher supervisor for the club who was actually a lesbian herself and was married to a woman. The LGBT club itself is a whole other fuckfest iirc, but I only went once and that was enough to put me off, pretty much everyone there was a fat genderspecial weaboo screeching about whatever animu character they headcanoned as an autistic transgender demisexual with 40 headmates. Anyone else who didnt fall into that category was an average member of civilization that just so happened to be gay or bisexual or whatever else, I kinda felt bad for them since most people probably joined looking for friends and were greeted with the human form of tumblr.

Tldr; Took Native Studies class senior year of highschool, two genderspecial SJWs constantly bitched at the teacher for being "Racist" despite following that class' corriculum, ignored actual Natives when they were told to shut up, also reigned supreme over school's LGBT club and bitched at the teacher supervisor there despite the teacher supervisor being an actual lesbian married to a woman.

it's weird they'd say "aboriginal" is offensive, i've never heard that? especially since where i live referring to native people as "native indian" or "indian" are offensive terms

 

[Melkor]

it's weird they'd say "aboriginal" is offensive, i've never heard that? especially since where i live referring to native people as "native indian" or "indian" are offensive terms

A lot of Native Americans I know actually don't care when people use the term Indian. So long as you know the difference between an eastern Indian and an American Indian, you're good.

 

[Picaroon]

A lot of Native Americans I know actually don't care when people use the term Indian. So long as you know the difference between an eastern Indian and an American Indian, you're good.

Honestly, I'm a government certified injun and couldn't give less of a fuck as long as you don't confuse us for the dot-on-forehead Indians lmao.

it's weird they'd say "aboriginal" is offensive, i've never heard that? especially since where i live referring to native people as "native indian" or "indian" are offensive terms

I much prefer the term aboriginal to Indian due to the ability to confuse that with the actual people from India (though really I tend to refer to myself as native, but there's so many terms it doesnt even matter), but neither Indian nor aboriginal are offensive terms so it always confused me lol. Also, the government (Canadian specifically, not sure about 'Merica) has been calling us Indians since the 1700s, so we're pretty used to it by now I'd figure.

Typical pale faces, thinking they know better than red people on red people matters.

You should have threatened to put a curse on them just to make them shut up.

White people are terrified of curses.

Damn, I should've given them bitches some curses.
Bitches love curses.

 

[El Sad-Fist]

I've been lurking here for quite a while and thought maybe it's time I contributed. Hi, Kiwis

Now, just this Halloween this took place. I'll admit straight out that I'm an art sperg and attend classes to fuel that interest, which ALWAYS have their fair share of "tasteful" people. I don't know what attracts these wank stains to artwork so much. Maybe they think its easy? Or it gives them the attention they want...? Or they're just uwu creative individuals~ or whatever

There was this person with a mop of purple scraggly hair on their head, which I suppose I should've taken as a warning sign along with the plethora of pastel hell they upchucked from their tablet pen and how I couldn't exactly tell if they were male or female. Honestly, if they'd stayed as quiet as they were initially, I wouldn't have cared

Now, a few days before Halloween, with a few minutes left in class so that there was no time to get anything else done, I lean over to my buddy and start screwing around with her. Mostly just jokes about her being a witch of course because Halloween and what not

That's when good ol' Scraggly McPurplemane stands up and trots past me, getting ready to leave, and says with a delectable air of pretentiousness "Lets not make fun of witches this Halloween, guys, I'm a wiccan."

Imagine a Christian getting their panties in a bind over someone saying "Oh my god!"

 

[friedshrimp]

You should've told her "I'll put a spell on you" ala Bette Midler just to see her reaction.

 

[Vapour]

That's when good ol' Scraggly McPurplemane stands up and trots past me, getting ready to leave, and says with a delectable air of pretentiousness "Lets not make fun of witches this Halloween, guys, I'm a wiccan."

This is actually pretty common on Tumblr, people believing in spells, magic symbols and things. I once saw a guide on "how to manifest a chi ball". I haven't lurked enough to know if we have a thread for this trash, but I'll look around and gather some screenshots and make one if people find it particularly interesting. I don't mean just Wiccan's specifically, we already have a thread for that. Though Wiccan's are definitely the most guilty.

Here's the type of thing I mean though:

Spoiler: Moving objects with your Chi

How To Use Chi Energy To Push Objects

You will not be able to push objects with chi at once. You will need to learn to concentrate your chi energy and direct it into the objects which may take a long time. You can push the objects using chi with your intention. There shouldn’t be any stray thoughts in your mind except that of your intention to push the object. You should be completely focused on the object and direct your energy to the object until it moves. When it starts moving, direct its movement with your mind.

Source: http://theawakenedstate.tumblr.com/post/32146319433/how-to-use-chi-energy

To add to the original topic of the thread, I used to know a typical "anarcho-communist" who was also a tranny and the whole shebang essentially. They would often talk about how voting is pointless and how communism could only come about by a violent revolution and some jazz. During one of these rants, I asked them if they were organising or part of any group that's doing this sort of thing and they said no. So I told them they had 2 choices, vote for what they think is the lesser of two evils, or just get on with this supposed revolution already. They gave me some shit about it being more complicated, and backed down when I pressed them to maybe message all those followers who seem so big on it.

Essentially, Tumblr communists don't mean half the shit they say and love to talk big about killing Nazi's and taking over, but lack the balls to do it. Funnily enough, this person also said if there was a revolution they'd be happy to kill people who tried to stop it. At that point I got up and left because it was really killing my mood.

 

[TowinKarz]

Basically the kind we've seen since the 60's, edgy journalist revolutionaries who spend all their time loudly denouncing capitalism and the bourgeoisie, but leaving the heavy lifting to others. Yet they're still confident that when the revolution finally comes, they'll be swept along and into power for their virtuous signalling instead of lined up and shot.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, coffee shop commies tend to be absolutely pathetic as people; welfare leeches or failed journos with almost no credibility. They also tend to be as ignorant as the Atacama is dry. Bet they don't even know there's other far left ideologies like Syndicalism, or even splits in communism like Luxemburgism.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

There is a most likely Tumblrina and possible future lolcow sat opposite me at this very moment.

I'm off to Brighton, a haven of hipsters and pseuds, on business the next couple of days and on the train opposite me are a mother and daughter pair. Mother has aggressively short hair and glasses and a pinched face. Daughter has part shaved hair, short rest of it with ludicrous dye job, danger glasses, hipster headphones, loads of ironmongery in her ears, is wearing a "London Anime and Gaming Group" shirt, and is playing some visual novel on a Nintendo DS. She is also trying to be rather androgyne.

I can't keep my knees together because another passenger's bag is in the way. I have a feeling I'm about to be accused of manspreading.

 

[friedshrimp]

Teacher just made a Trump joke two times and how this is "the most horrible day of the year".

Bitch we don't even live in America, don't get why you're so worried in the first place. Be worried no rapefugees are brought in to your country instead.

But teacher has always been semi-SJW and in these classes have to keep my mouth shut or i'll get a bad grade..

 

[TowinKarz]

Yeah, coffee shop commies tend to be absolutely pathetic as people; welfare leeches or failed journos with almost no credibility. They also tend to be as ignorant as the Atacama is dry. Bet they don't even know there's other far left ideologies like Syndicalism, or even splits in communism like Luxemburgism.

I'm imagining them, being forced at gunpoint into an armored van, to be taken off to I'd-rather-not-think-about-it-land for the crime of being "dangerous intellectuals". And right before they get the final, silencing, rifle-butt to the gut, they're protesting meekly:

"Guys, GUYS! I'm one of you! I wrote a whole bunch of blog posts about how awful and evil Starbucks is!!! You know? Dirty capitalists? ha ha .... Look, I posted them using their wifi, so this revolution thingy would be all ironic! Look it up! Please.... (THUD)

 

[MacabroniAndCheese]

Ohhh man, this literally just happened in my speech class. But some backstory on this dude first.

The first day our teacher wants us to do the classic and oh-so-fun "name, high school, and ~something interesting about yourself~" first day of college class stuff. Pretty usual responses from most students, but then there's this kid.

His interesting fact was that sometime around high school he read some book (I'm taking a shot in the dark broad daylight and say some Ayn Rand-style novel) and decided that literally everything about the U.S. was oppressive and racist and sexist down to, and I quote, "the roads." Fuck if I know why, man. So of course he decides to drop out of school and live as a roamer across the country, and then some tiny piece of intelligence permeated his brain and he decided to finish his education. And the best part of this story? Some girl said "Wow, that's so awesome!" And then I knew what kind of classmates I was in for.

So back to today, he is fucking insane about the election and starts yelling about it before class starts. Then some poor dude, bless his heart, tries telling our SJW friend that a good portion of people didn't vote for Trump just because they're sexist, and he goes off on this guy for saying that. Poor dude tries defending himself and saying he hates Trump but Hillary isn't great either but this guy keeps saying "Trump getting elected was about racism and sexism, and if you refuse to see that then you don't understand anything and I don't want to talk to you." Oh and fun fact: he quit his job because a customer tried telling him what Poor Dude said and he quit before he could get fired for yelling at a customer.

I don't like Trump. I don't like Hillary. I don't like politics. And I really don't like this kid.