Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

For some reason the reaction you have to knowing of these online is different when they turn IRL or come from a person you know in real life. You always sorta feel these people to be "alien", as far away from you as possible, but once you come face to face to one, or one infiltrates your social circle, your sorta "safety bubble" erupts.
 
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friedshrimp said:
For some reason the reaction you have to knowing of these online is different when they turn IRL or come from a person you know in real life. You always sorta feel these people to be "alien", as far away from you as possible, but once you come face to face to one, or one infiltrates your social circle, your sorta "safety bubble" erupts.
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So, in other words...they invade your safe space?
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Slowboat to China said:
A real-life encounter really can be a rude shock, even for those of us who savvy the lingo. I think that's something a lot of people underestimate: just how insane it seems to actually encounter a full-blown SJW, especially if you know nothing about it. I'd be off-put if I met Phil in real life, but I can't imagine how he'd look to someone like, well, my mom. SJWs really have no idea just how much they're alienating normal people.
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They also don't realize how their bizarre, unintelligible jargon literally just makes no sense to most people. Even intro-level shit like "check your privilege" is going to get a "what the fuck are you even talking about" from normal, sane people.
 
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Overheard some "Zoos are terrible, they don't even try to give the animal its quality of life" Sjwism at a smaller-city zoo in a hella conservative state that was currently building larger habitats for its tigers and snow leopard. Legit had signs everywhere in the usual "pardon our mess" fashion and mentioned the animals in question are being housed in temporary habitats.

-Sure it sucks the city doesn't have vast acreage to devote to the tigers alone, but getting fed everyday and having a buddy with you sure as hell beats getting poached to extinction. The tigers looked pretty content to laze around on the grass and in the sunshine, I might add.
 
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Overheard some "Zoos are terrible, they don't even try to give the animal its quality of life" Sjwism at a smaller-city zoo in a hella conservative state that was currently building larger habitats for its tigers and snow leopard. Legit had signs everywhere in the usual "pardon our mess" fashion and mentioned the animals in question are being housed in temporary habitats.

-Sure it sucks the city doesn't have vast acreage to devote to the tigers alone, but getting fed everyday and having a buddy with you sure as hell beats getting poached to extinction. The tigers looked pretty content to laze around on the grass and in the sunshine, I might add.
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That reminds me of some stupid shit I saw on Facebook last summer. My local zoo had announced that one of its lions had given birth, and some of the details surrounding it, one of which was that the mother wasn't able to produce m.i.l.k for the baby.

Now the average, rational person would understand that sometimes that sort of thing just happens, but some morons interpreted as a reason to go on some re.tarded anti-zoo rant. Never mind the fact that the owners and other staff members are the best caretakers you could possibly have for these animals, zoos are literally worse than Hitler.
 
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That reminds me of some stupid shit I saw on Facebook last summer. My local zoo had announced that one of its lions had given birth, and some of the details surrounding it, one of which was that the mother wasn't able to produce tard cum for the baby.

Now the average, rational person would understand that sometimes that sort of thing just happens, but some morons interpreted as a reason to go on some re.tarded anti-zoo rant. Never mind the fact that the owners and other staff members are the best caretakers you could possibly have for these animals, zoos are literally worse than Hitler.
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Really hoping there's a weird filter in there...did you mean "m.ilk"?
Edit: yes you did
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Really hoping there's a weird filter in there...did you mean "m.ilk"?
Edit: yes you did
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Huh, that's a word filter I hadn't encountered before.

On topic: Thankfully the dummies who were attacking the zoo were met with a very strong pushback by people who don't have their heads shoved up their asses.
 
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I lived with one, tragically. I never met someone so angry all the time.

The real kicker was people even MORE intensely Tumblr than her in the area were her mortal enemies-- she always talked shit on them and pointed out when they were sexist/misogynistic/transphobic/kinphobic etc. It was a fascinating mindset that she viewed these people as competition for the title of Least Problematic Person Ever.
 
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Never thought I'd wind up posting in this thread, but my dad apparently had the wildest encounter with an SJW the other day.

For some background, my dad has a Donald Trump bumper sticker on the back of his car, and he was on the interstate trying to drive home from work. Suddenly, this guy starts driving up behind him really fast, but slows down just short of rear-ending him, and he does this repeatedly like he's just charging at him. My dad tried to move lanes so he could get hopefully get out of this guy's way, but the guy sped up and cut around him, nearly clipping his bumper, and stopped in front of him.
The guy then proceeded to get out of his car, walk over to my dad's car and started banging on his window, screaming at him about how horrible he is for supporting Trump. (He doesn't remember the specifics because he sure as hell wasn't going to roll down his window to hear this guy better) Again, this is in the middle of the interstate. There was so much traffic around him that he couldn't leave, so he just had to sit there and wait. The guy either got tired or realized he was holding up traffic, but he finally left. My dad later just took down the bumper sticker so he wouldn't have to deal with that kind of shit again.
 
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Tremendous Bees said:
Never thought I'd wind up posting in this thread, but my dad apparently had the wildest encounter with an SJW the other day.

For some background, my dad has a Donald Trump bumper sticker on the back of his car, and he was on the interstate trying to drive home from work. Suddenly, this guy starts driving up behind him really fast, but slows down just short of rear-ending him, and he does this repeatedly like he's just charging at him. My dad tried to move lanes so he could get hopefully get out of this guy's way, but the guy sped up and cut around him, nearly clipping his bumper, and stopped in front of him.
The guy then proceeded to get out of his car, walk over to my dad's car and started banging on his window, screaming at him about how horrible he is for supporting Trump. (He doesn't remember the specifics because he sure as hell wasn't going to roll down his window to hear this guy better) Again, this is in the middle of the interstate. There was so much traffic around him that he couldn't leave, so he just had to sit there and wait. The guy either got tired or realized he was holding up traffic, but he finally left. My dad later just took down the bumper sticker so he wouldn't have to deal with that kind of shit again.
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Hypocrisy is not something these kinds of people recognize. He tells your dad off for how he's being a awful person and yet he's the one inconveniencing, bullying, harassing and endangering people.
 
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Tremendous Bees said:
Never thought I'd wind up posting in this thread, but my dad apparently had the wildest encounter with an SJW the other day.

For some background, my dad has a Donald Trump bumper sticker on the back of his car, and he was on the interstate trying to drive home from work. Suddenly, this guy starts driving up behind him really fast, but slows down just short of rear-ending him, and he does this repeatedly like he's just charging at him. My dad tried to move lanes so he could get hopefully get out of this guy's way, but the guy sped up and cut around him, nearly clipping his bumper, and stopped in front of him.
The guy then proceeded to get out of his car, walk over to my dad's car and started banging on his window, screaming at him about how horrible he is for supporting Trump. (He doesn't remember the specifics because he sure as hell wasn't going to roll down his window to hear this guy better) Again, this is in the middle of the interstate. There was so much traffic around him that he couldn't leave, so he just had to sit there and wait. The guy either got tired or realized he was holding up traffic, but he finally left. My dad later just took down the bumper sticker so he wouldn't have to deal with that kind of shit again.
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Tell your dad he shouldn't have stopped. I know it's not likely, but that could've ended far, far worse. Best bet is to slow down, and head to the nearest police department. If the guy was that insane, then he might've followed him home.
 
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They're in the death positive community, something that should be non-partisan and applicable to everybody.
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This is a Teketeke, a Japanese monster that is half of a woman who carries a sickle in order to make more teketeke.

The image in question is from a manga by the creator of Future Diary called Terror/Teller of Allegory (the name is ambiguous). In one chapter, it is revealed that the Teketeke was actually not real, but rather a terminally ill woman created a "suicide circle" of schoolgirls; each girl would push the previous in front of a train in order to cause an assisted suicide, and the pusher would gain the right to post their own profile and wait for someone to murder them. This was done so that the creator could find the "perfect angle", so that she could have a "beautiful death."

Personally, I think obsessing over death is stupid. Everyone is going to die one day. Once you're dead, your problems are over forever-and so are all the good things in your life. Might as well live as best you can until then.
 
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A good five or six years ago I made acquaintance with a guy, we chatted for a couple days online, hit it off a bit, talked about going out someday, then never did, I moved onto others, forgot all about this two-day meeting, life goes on.
Except Facebook, in its need to make sure I never forget anyone I've ever spoken to ever, noticed that I'd sent emails to the guy years ago and suggested I check out his profile. I obliged, because innocent cyberstalking, and was met with a slew of smug, holier-than-thou, buzzword-laced Tumblrite shit, including a classy post saying "if you use SJW as a pejorative then you're not welcome in my life."
Needless to say, think I dodged a bullet on that one.
 
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I once made internet friends with an artist on DeviantArt and followed them on Twitter. They ended up being some sort of 16-20 year old (roughly) girl who totally bought into the whole flowercrown hipster "beautiful perfect cinnamon roll that needs protection uwu" stereotype and I quickly stopped following her because she would shit up my feed with all sorts of retarded-ass Tumblrina reblogs which is the thing I hate most on Tumblr.

We're still Facebook friends though. Just never talk.
 
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