Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

Used Coat Hanger said:
Theres an sjw in four of my classes and she is nuts.

-She accused a girl with vitiligo of doing "half-assed black face" and I facepalmed so hard I left a mark.
-She assumes im straight, racist, and rich bc im "white" (not even fully white but she is lmao)
-She claims to be partially dragon, fox, and wolf
-She claims to be Chiaki from Danganronpa and Yuri from DDLC
-She uses xir/fae/bun/it pronouns and goes reeee every time i use "they" or "he" as a compromise to keep peace
-Did I mention she IDs as a Demivixengender Nebulagender?
-She got onto the class clown for making daddy kink jokes bc she was "abused" by her rich white dad.
-She's self-dxed with c-ptsd, bpd, osdd-1b, npd, aspd, ocd, hypersexuality, autism, adhd, depression, anxiety, psychosis, bipolar disorder, post incest syndrome, dpd, hpd, gender dysphoria, and schitzoaffective disorder
-Whenever i joke about my race she fakes a psychotic episode
-This bitch went on a two hour rant about cultural appropriation bc I complemented a girl's weave
-She's "Panalterous Aromantic Homosexual" and is actually dating someone
-She claims to be Wiccan, but when I asked her to recite the Wiccan Rede she froze.
-She reeeees whenever she sees a hamburger because she's a massive vegan
-She still thinks the holocaust is going on

When I first met her, I thought she was cool bc I heard her talking about Dangan but when I got to talking to her she called me a "ciswhitefemale whore", "a cockwasher of men", "straighty whitey", "spoiled brat", and a "fujioshi homophobe" after I said, "Chihiro is pretty cute isn't he?"

She's like, one strike away from being put in an at risk classroom due to her additude problems. Even the teachers hate her.
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Sometimes if you're lucky, they take themselves out.
 
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Used Coat Hanger said:
Theres an sjw in four of my classes and she is nuts.

-She accused a girl with vitiligo of doing "half-assed black face" and I facepalmed so hard I left a mark.
-She assumes im straight, racist, and rich bc im "white" (not even fully white but she is lmao)
-She claims to be partially dragon, fox, and wolf
-She claims to be Chiaki from Danganronpa and Yuri from DDLC
-She uses xir/fae/bun/it pronouns and goes reeee every time i use "they" or "he" as a compromise to keep peace
-Did I mention she IDs as a Demivixengender Nebulagender?
-She got onto the class clown for making daddy kink jokes bc she was "abused" by her rich white dad.
-She's self-dxed with c-ptsd, bpd, osdd-1b, npd, aspd, ocd, hypersexuality, autism, adhd, depression, anxiety, psychosis, bipolar disorder, post incest syndrome, dpd, hpd, gender dysphoria, and schitzoaffective disorder
-Whenever i joke about my race she fakes a psychotic episode
-This bitch went on a two hour rant about cultural appropriation bc I complemented a girl's weave
-She's "Panalterous Aromantic Homosexual" and is actually dating someone
-She claims to be Wiccan, but when I asked her to recite the Wiccan Rede she froze.
-She reeeees whenever she sees a hamburger because she's a massive vegan
-She still thinks the holocaust is going on

When I first met her, I thought she was cool bc I heard her talking about Dangan but when I got to talking to her she called me a "ciswhitefemale whore", "a cockwasher of men", "straighty whitey", "spoiled brat", and a "fujioshi homophobe" after I said, "Chihiro is pretty cute isn't he?"

She's like, one strike away from being put in an at risk classroom due to her additude problems. Even the teachers hate her.
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What the fuck, man. I've seen satiric portrayals of sjws more sane than this nutjob.
 
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Used Coat Hanger said:
Theres an sjw in four of my classes and she is nuts.

-She accused a girl with vitiligo of doing "half-assed black face" and I facepalmed so hard I left a mark.
-She assumes im straight, racist, and rich bc im "white" (not even fully white but she is lmao)
-She claims to be partially dragon, fox, and wolf
-She claims to be Chiaki from Danganronpa and Yuri from DDLC
-She uses xir/fae/bun/it pronouns and goes reeee every time i use "they" or "he" as a compromise to keep peace
-Did I mention she IDs as a Demivixengender Nebulagender?
-She got onto the class clown for making daddy kink jokes bc she was "abused" by her rich white dad.
-She's self-dxed with c-ptsd, bpd, osdd-1b, npd, aspd, ocd, hypersexuality, autism, adhd, depression, anxiety, psychosis, bipolar disorder, post incest syndrome, dpd, hpd, gender dysphoria, and schitzoaffective disorder
-Whenever i joke about my race she fakes a psychotic episode
-This bitch went on a two hour rant about cultural appropriation bc I complemented a girl's weave
-She's "Panalterous Aromantic Homosexual" and is actually dating someone
-She claims to be Wiccan, but when I asked her to recite the Wiccan Rede she froze.
-She reeeees whenever she sees a hamburger because she's a massive vegan
-She still thinks the holocaust is going on

When I first met her, I thought she was cool bc I heard her talking about Dangan but when I got to talking to her she called me a "ciswhitefemale whore", "a cockwasher of men", "straighty whitey", "spoiled brat", and a "fujioshi homophobe" after I said, "Chihiro is pretty cute isn't he?"

She's like, one strike away from being put in an at risk classroom due to her additude problems. Even the teachers hate her.
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And then the whole class clapped and the SMARTboard turned into Einstein.
 
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Used Coat Hanger said:
-She's self-dxed with c-ptsd, bpd, osdd-1b, npd, aspd, ocd, hypersexuality, autism, adhd, depression, anxiety, psychosis, bipolar disorder, post incest syndrome, dpd, hpd, gender dysphoria, and schitzoaffective disorder
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Possible off-topic, but what is post-incest syndrome? A bit sad there's no DID on there, though.
 
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Didn't happen to me, but to my sister.

So she just moved into a different middle school with world history class in particular. The teacher in the class decides to not really stick to the subject of history (the teacher looked pretty average, but millenial-ish according to her). Instead the teacher pulls up pointless "projects" about poor people, immigrants, etc. as well as taking jabs on Trump on occasions. Because of that, almost no one passed the class other than my sister and a few others.

Despite the school not doing anything about it, my sister pointed out that the teachers "don't like him that much though".
 
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Used Coat Hanger said:
Theres an sjw in four of my classes and she is nuts.

-She claims to be Chiaki from Danganronpa and Yuri from DDLC
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Then why hasn't she stabbed herself to death yet? It was the only good thing Yuri did.
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-She still thinks the holocaust is going on
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Yep, and they're the ones conducing it this time: against whiteys, cisheets and other oppressors.
 
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Used Coat Hanger said:
Theres an sjw in four of my classes and she is nuts.

-She accused a girl with vitiligo of doing "half-assed black face" and I facepalmed so hard I left a mark.
-She assumes im straight, racist, and rich bc im "white" (not even fully white but she is lmao)
-She claims to be partially dragon, fox, and wolf
-She claims to be Chiaki from Danganronpa and Yuri from DDLC
-She uses xir/fae/bun/it pronouns and goes reeee every time i use "they" or "he" as a compromise to keep peace
-Did I mention she IDs as a Demivixengender Nebulagender?
-She got onto the class clown for making daddy kink jokes bc she was "abused" by her rich white dad.
-She's self-dxed with c-ptsd, bpd, osdd-1b, npd, aspd, ocd, hypersexuality, autism, adhd, depression, anxiety, psychosis, bipolar disorder, post incest syndrome, dpd, hpd, gender dysphoria, and schitzoaffective disorder
-Whenever i joke about my race she fakes a psychotic episode
-This bitch went on a two hour rant about cultural appropriation bc I complemented a girl's weave
-She's "Panalterous Aromantic Homosexual" and is actually dating someone
-She claims to be Wiccan, but when I asked her to recite the Wiccan Rede she froze.
-She reeeees whenever she sees a hamburger because she's a massive vegan
-She still thinks the holocaust is going on

When I first met her, I thought she was cool bc I heard her talking about Dangan but when I got to talking to her she called me a "ciswhitefemale whore", "a cockwasher of men", "straighty whitey", "spoiled brat", and a "fujioshi homophobe" after I said, "Chihiro is pretty cute isn't he?"

She's like, one strike away from being put in an at risk classroom due to her additude problems. Even the teachers hate her.
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"Cockwasher of men?" What the actual fuck?
 
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So, here's one of the worst tumblrinas that I know:

I'm gonna call her Avery. Her actual name is a very generic girl's name, though I knew her by a unisex name with a dumb spelling, and she's going by a masculine name now. The reason I don't want to give out anything close to her actual name or chosen names is because she has a relatively notable online footprint.
She was 18, maybe 17 going on 18 when I met her. She's 20 now.
So when I knew Avery in person, she identified as a "nonbinary lesbian" and used they/them pronouns. How she was both not a girl and a lesbian, I don't know, but that's typical among tumblrinas, I guess. I think she had an online girlfriend at the time that she might still be with. She wore either very feminine, girly clothing or just everyday normal stuff when she wanted to be masculine/not feminine.
Avery was the president of the anime club and cosplaying was, and still is, her hobby. She cosplayed mostly, at the time I knew her, Undertale characters. I found out later that most of the anime club hated her, because she would take up a lot of the time of their meetings complaining about her personal problems or boasting and talking about herself. Basically, she's very self-centered, like many tumblrinas. I think she might have also been fictionkin and I'm pretty sure she self-diagnosed mental disorders like borderline personality disorder. She cosplayed while at school frequently and carried a sketchbook with her all the time.

So after Avery graduated, I didn't hear about her for a while. I found out that she had gone back to being a cis girl and was still a lesbian. I also found out that she had a musically and was in a few musically compilation videos on Youtube, some for cringe humor, some that were serious. Sometime around this time she made some donation fund so people could give her money so she could move in with her girlfriend, though I didn't find this out until later.

I kinda forgot she existed until I was with a bunch of people who knew her, who were excited to update me as well as some others about what she had gotten up to since graduating.
It turns out, Avery had applied to an out-of-state college and her parents (who I'm pretty sure she claimed were abusive at one point or another) were giving her the money to go to the school and live out there. But she didn't attend college. Instead, she moved in with her girlfriend (who might be her "boyfriend" now or something?) in a different state and used the money her parents gave her and were sending her for school to spend on cosplay. I don't know if her parents know, I'm sure they found out eventually.
Avery is now identifying as a trans boy, yes, "boy," - wait, sorry, "boi" despite being 20, probably 21 soon, and I think is gay or pan or bi or something. Y'know, anything but straight despite previously identifying as a lesbian. I'm pretty sure most of her money goes to cosplay and she has a small but notable following for her cosplay because, I won't lie, it's pretty good. She calls herself a professional cosplayer - she's not like, actual professional cosplayer level, but she's better than most. Most of her following comes from her awful musically videos where she lip syncs to edgy songs or memes while in cosplay or from sites for cosplayers. She cosplays pretty much everything that has, or had, an awful tumblr fandom and was really popular for a bit, with just a few exceptions - Danganronpa, Eddsworld, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Undertale, Homestuck, Yandere Simulator, Five Nights at Freddy's, Doki Doki Literature Club, Voltron, Steven Universe, Overwatch, My Hero Acadamia, and some less common ones, but pretty much anything edgy or with cute girls. She cosplays mostly female characters.
Oh, I guess she also has a ko-fi now where she explains she's on minimum wage, asking for money to fund her cosplays.

I dunno if this would go better in personal lolcows, but because I actually knew her in person for a short while, I figured it went best here. So yeah, that's Avery.
 
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milkshaky said:
So, here's one of the worst tumblrinas that I know:

I'm gonna call her Avery. Her actual name is a very generic girl's name, though I knew her by a unisex name with a dumb spelling, and she's going by a masculine name now. The reason I don't want to give out anything close to her actual name or chosen names is because she has a relatively notable online footprint.
She was 18, maybe 17 going on 18 when I met her. She's 20 now.
So when I knew Avery in person, she identified as a "nonbinary lesbian" and used they/them pronouns. How she was both not a girl and a lesbian, I don't know, but that's typical among tumblrinas, I guess. I think she had an online girlfriend at the time that she might still be with. She wore either very feminine, girly clothing or just everyday normal stuff when she wanted to be masculine/not feminine.
Avery was the president of the anime club and cosplaying was, and still is, her hobby. She cosplayed mostly, at the time I knew her, Undertale characters. I found out later that most of the anime club hated her, because she would take up a lot of the time of their meetings complaining about her personal problems or boasting and talking about herself. Basically, she's very self-centered, like many tumblrinas. I think she might have also been fictionkin and I'm pretty sure she self-diagnosed mental disorders like borderline personality disorder. She cosplayed while at school frequently and carried a sketchbook with her all the time.

So after Avery graduated, I didn't hear about her for a while. I found out that she had gone back to being a cis girl and was still a lesbian. I also found out that she had a musically and was in a few musically compilation videos on Youtube, some for cringe humor, some that were serious. Sometime around this time she made some donation fund so people could give her money so she could move in with her girlfriend, though I didn't find this out until later.

I kinda forgot she existed until I was with a bunch of people who knew her, who were excited to update me as well as some others about what she had gotten up to since graduating.
It turns out, Avery had applied to an out-of-state college and her parents (who I'm pretty sure she claimed were abusive at one point or another) were giving her the money to go to the school and live out there. But she didn't attend college. Instead, she moved in with her girlfriend (who might be her "boyfriend" now or something?) in a different state and used the money her parents gave her and were sending her for school to spend on cosplay. I don't know if her parents know, I'm sure they found out eventually.
Avery is now identifying as a trans boy, yes, "boy," - wait, sorry, "boi" despite being 20, probably 21 soon, and I think is gay or pan or bi or something. Y'know, anything but straight despite previously identifying as a lesbian. I'm pretty sure most of her money goes to cosplay and she has a small but notable following for her cosplay because, I won't lie, it's pretty good. She calls herself a professional cosplayer - she's not like, actual professional cosplayer level, but she's better than most. Most of her following comes from her awful musically videos where she lip syncs to edgy songs or memes while in cosplay or from sites for cosplayers. She cosplays pretty much everything that has, or had, an awful tumblr fandom and was really popular for a bit, with just a few exceptions - Danganronpa, Eddsworld, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Undertale, Homestuck, Yandere Simulator, Five Nights at Freddy's, Doki Doki Literature Club, Voltron, Steven Universe, Overwatch, My Hero Acadamia, and some less common ones, but pretty much anything edgy or with cute girls. She cosplays mostly female characters.
Oh, I guess she also has a ko-fi now where she explains she's on minimum wage, asking for money to fund her cosplays.

I dunno if this would go better in personal lolcows, but because I actually knew her in person for a short while, I figured it went best here. So yeah, that's Avery.
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make a thread on her, you coward.
 
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