Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

[PT 522]

Saw someone with a “big fag” pin in school today and a tumblrina haircut. She noticed me staring and although I smiled at her, I guess Im going to be some random shitlord shes going to write about in a rant post.

I say, if she gave you indirect permission to call her a faggot, use that opportunity.

 

[kitty shit]

I've met waaaaay too many SJWs irl. First one is an old friend of mine. Or, like, we were friends, because all of a sudden around maybe 2015 (?) she suddenly decided to become an enbie, change her name into something gender neutral and start policing people on the internet. Every fucking word in the entire language is a slur apparently and oh please never offend anybody, because doing so is oppression even if it's just saying "hey, some toilet paper's sticking out of your pants" or w/e. Another no-longer-friend of mine is a brilliant artist (for real, no tumblr shit or anything) and used to be super sweet in every way possible. Until she too decided she was an enbie, that is. Weird neo-pronouns and everything. Calls herself a demi-boy. I apparently "nearly killed" her when I said I don't get the thing with gender identities, because, ya know - your gender is your sex and not some made-up unicorn stuff.

Also came across one at college. Brightly colored hair and everything. Don't know if they're a man trying to be a woman or a woman trying to be a man. Their name is a color. I tried to be friendly because we were doing a group assignment together, but they were impossible to have a conversation with even about the simplest things.

 

[madethistocomment]

There's these two girls at my school who are kind of SJWs online, but are relatively chill irl so I don't mind hanging out with them at theatre. But yesterday, both of them came in wearing stupidass shirts, one saying "Why be racist, homophobic, sexist or transphobic when you could just be quiet?" and the other saying "No human being is illegal on stolen land."
God, I felt the fremdschämen from across the room. Didn't stick around them after school during theatre.

 

[Gingervitis]

There's these two girls at my school who are kind of SJWs online, but are relatively chill irl so I don't mind hanging out with them at theatre. But yesterday, both of them came in wearing stupidass shirts, one saying "Why be racist, homophobic, sexist or transphobic when you could just be quiet?" and the other saying "No human being is illegal on stolen land."
God, I felt the fremdschämen from across the room. Didn't stick around them after school during theatre.

>theatre
I thought this was for unusual locations

 

[madethistocomment]

>theatre
I thought this was for unusual locations

Yeah, theatre has a rep for SJWs, but I'm in the middle of yeehaw country. I thought I was safe, man!

 

[Tiamat]

Not sure if I've already posted here but I guess I'll go again

There was this guy at a synagogue during Hannukah that was friends with mine. SJW all the way: described one of her friends as aroflux, called a little boy in our synagogue a little queer/gay and up front asked me what my sexuality was just as we began talking. To say the least I was slightly unnerved

 

[AnOminous]

SJW all the way: described one of her friends as aroflux, called a little boy in our synagogue a little queer/gay and up front asked me what my sexuality was just as we began talking.

I hate that more than anything. These walking freakshows demand to be respected for being, well, walking freakshows. You're supposed to tolerate that and be okay with that. Well, fine. But they don't have the slightest tolerance for shit like maybe other people don't want to be walking freakshows and if I haven't told you something it's none of your fucking business, and fuck off.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

I've seen a few at a grocery store I work at. There's one in particular me and a usual bag boy will get that just has us trying not say anything in general. Can't tell if they're trying to be a woman or not. He has long thin hair that looks unwashed, a trash body odor that usually lingers for about ten minutes, and he usually wears a long skirt. I live in a weird area with weird people, the only reason he got the sjw label is the pins he always wears on his dirty shirts. A trans pin with the flag and gender symbol on it and a gay pin. The first time I dealt with him, the bag boy called him sir and asked how his day was. The look on the guy's face and his silence was enough to tell me the bagger made a grave error. He was a bit rude and quickly left. The poor guy thought he was gonna get a compliant filed against him for it, never did though. I see this man usually and he typically comes in through my lane. The same pin on his chest and the same skirt.

 

[AnOminous]

I've seen a few at a grocery store I work at. There's one in particular me and a usual bag boy will get that just has us trying not say anything in general. Can't tell if they're trying to be a woman or not. He has long thin hair that looks unwashed, a trash body odor that usually lingers for about ten minutes, and he usually wears a long skirt.

Why don't any of these foul troons show their nonconformity by rebelling against the norms of their subculture and taking a fucking shower?

 

[GayDemiBoy]

Why don't any of these foul troons show their nonconformity by rebelling against the norms of their subculture and taking a fucking shower?

It means they have to go into the bathroom and risk looking at themselves in the mirror.

 

[Flying McDaniels]

I live in the sticks where you can go weeks without seeing a person who isn't white, so I only just saw my first real live trainwreck tranny a couple months ago. It was working at the local Moe's. FTM. Buzzcut. Black rim glasses. Ugly homemade tattoos all over its arms. It did a better job passing than some, but it still had a girl's voice and boobs. In a different time and place it could've been one of those pretty, sandy haired freckle faced country girls. In this time and place, it went by Marcus.

I eat at Moes all the fucking time because legitimate reasons, and usually, if you get to be a regular at a place and you're the kind of customer who smiles and says please and thanks, they quickly love you. Not fucking Marcus. Marcus always had this look of smug resentment stamped on her face and heaved these things that I can only describe as stress sighs if you ordered anything besides a burrito. Marcus didn't know how to make any of the food, and obviously didn't give enough of a damn to learn. Marcus also didn't know how to run the cash register and regularly overcharged. And Marcus quickly ended up working the graveyard shift where there was no one around to make her do it right.

After one night when Marcus was particularly smug and shitheaded, I complained to a manager the next day. As soon as I mentioned I'd had a problem with one of the night workers, the store manager said "Was it Marcus?"

Yeah, it was Marcus.

"Did you notice... anything... about Marcus?"

Yeah.

"Well that's why we can't fire Marcus."

I wish there was a funnier ending to the story, but after about 2 months Marcus disappeared and I was once again able to enjoy my nachos in tranny-free bliss.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I have a friend who's trans (FtM) and his facebook looks like typical SJW stuff, but the thing is he's perfectly chill IRL. Like we've actually had reasonable, calm debates about communism and shit and he's not the type to try to shove politics into every little conversation. I have several other friends that are deep into social justice online but can tone it down IRL. Some of their aquaintances, though...thankfully I can usually avoid them.

 

[ghostmice]

I have a friend who's trans (FtM) and his facebook looks like typical SJW stuff, but the thing is he's perfectly chill IRL. Like we've actually had reasonable, calm debates about communism and shit and he's not the type to try to shove politics into every little conversation. I have several other friends that are deep into social justice online but can tone it down IRL. Some of their aquaintances, though...thankfully I can usually avoid them.

Honestly I think a lot of the more chill trans people(non-troon/trender) feel the need to buy into and espouse these same opinions so they don't get kicked out for wrong think, its incredibly fucking weird and really only trans and lesbian specific, gay men don't seem to care as much.

 

[Positron]

"Well that's why we can't fire Marcus."

And they say troons are "oppressed".

 

[Dr. Dingo DVM]

It was years ago but this idiot still stuck out. I don't remember his name, just his stupid pronouns. Co/cos/coself. I just called this dude Co any time I recounted his antics because if you're gonna treat a pronoun like a nickname then own it.

I first met Co in a religion class that crossed over with gender studies (in my defense, on paper the class sounded interesting.) Co was a religion major, which at a school founded on a religion with a seminary isn't that unusual. But Co was the type of religion major that went to India once which like changed his life so he became Buddhist and vegan. Don't worry if you forget he's a vegan, he will make sure you remember. He was also the type of religion major that took it just so he could shit on mainstream Christianity to the point the teacher (a former nun) told him to stop. For being a faggy obnoxious vegan, Co was actually pretty okay in terms of looks. Decent tone, facial hair with effort, points immediately taken away for this weird hybrid buzzcut/tufty mohawk that he dyed typical dangerhair blue and dressing like a Bohemian hipster asshole.

For our final project, we had to do a project on something we took away from the class as long as it wasn't an essay. Co opted for a short story. His story was about a gay multigender trans nonbinary polyamorous relationship where one of the characters gets surgery and gets sight again because zie was blind or something? The only reason I know the plot was because after he was done reading his 20 minute excruciating nonsense word salad of a story, he then spent 30 minutes explaining what the fuck he just read, which of course is the highlight of a terrific author.

Thankfully never saw Co after that class.

 

[Mr Snek]

I ran into a girl at my college who I can't say for sure, but likely had a tumblr just based on how she acted. We were playing, of all things, Cards Against Humanity, and this chick made sure that we had no fun. Any attempt at making any jokes that were remotely racist, homophobic or problematic in any way were met with a lecture from her over how "there's nothing funny about being a bigot." She also had a boyfriend, who basically skulked around in her shadow, bought her food and carried her bags. Things came to a head when someone used a card about Christianity or something, and I mentioned how my family were pretty religious. She asked why I was so calm about it and I asked why I wouldn't be, after that she made a weird "hmph!" noise and walked off. Seriously she was like a cartoon character she was so comically bitchy.

Interestingly, she was quite attractive and looked totally normal. I guess she was one of those white trust fund girls who get aids in India and do loads of opiates.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

this weird hybrid buzzcut/tufty mohawk that he dyed typical dangerhair blue

Ah, the undercut, a classic. It never looks good on anyone.

 

[Medicated]

I had some stay over because my partner thought it would be nice to help some people who had no where to stay, while they looked for a house. Boy did we regret that. It was a whole family.

The mother was 50 or so, hippie type of mom, lazy, pretty much completely hands off with the kids unless they were speaking back. The kids were all 14-19. They all had their own special names they chose, all but one were "trans". The one that wasn't trans, went everywhere in a wheelchair, unless she got tired of being in the wheelchair and decided to walk. I think they were all pulled out of school early in their freshman year. Since it seemed like they moved around a lot, their only friends were on tumblr and facebook.

All of them had a shirt with their Hogwarts house on them. All of them ate nothing but junk food. None of them showered until we specifically told them they were stinking up the whole place. Except for the eldest, who would never shower, ever. The youngest was obsessed with kpop boy bands and she would dress up like a kpop member complete with the surgical mask when she went out. They were all on their phones all the time, and if they weren't they were watching the eldest play Fortnite. They spent all their money on junk food and whatever Fortnite stuff or Steven Universe/Adventure Time/etc accessories they saw online. None of them knew how to cook, or clean except for the mom, who most of the time didn't bother anyway. Most of the time they didn't talk, rarely did they talk to us, mostly it was to show their sibling a funny youtube clip they saw. Oh they loved watching that VR show that was like staged roleplay of videogame characters I don't know what it's called.

One week they spent probably $400 on Fortnite cosmetics. And they were looking for a place to stay and are supposed to have a downpayment. Eventually we realized they had no intention of really trying to find a place so we told them to go find a caravan park to live in. Now we watch them whine on facebook how hard done by they are because they have trouble finding a place to stay.

 

[AnOminous]

One week they spent probably $400 on Fortnite cosmetics. And they were looking for a place to stay and are supposed to have a downpayment. Eventually we realized they had no intention of really trying to find a place so we told them to go find a caravan park to live in. Now we watch them whine on facebook how hard done by they are because they have trouble finding a place to stay.

Exterminate all the brutes!

 

[Meowthkip]

Honestly I think a lot of the more chill trans people(non-troon/trender) feel the need to buy into and espouse these same opinions so they don't get kicked out for wrong think, its incredibly fucking weird and really only trans and lesbian specific, gay men don't seem to care as much.

I can definitely attest to most people in left-leaning social circles online having, at some point, adopted this as a survival tactic. Nails that stick out get hammered.