Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

[Meowthkip]

Sincerely believes that 9/11 was an inside job done by Bush and "That other guy." No, I couldn't figure out who the other guy was. I even pulled up a list of every influential person involved and I still couldn't narrow it down. They framed two innocent Muslim men when it was FBI/CIA (she kept switching) agents who flew the plane into the towers. I asked about the Pentagon. She said what. The reason for doing this was declare war and get oil, increase racism against all brown races (including Mexican which was why she was arrested for the butterfly knife) and keep Republicans in power. I asked about the PATRIOT act. She said what, paused, then clarified that increasing patriotism was part of the plan too in order to indoctrinate the youth for American Hitler Youth via the Pledge of Allegiance. I said no, I mean the PATRIOT act. She didn't understand then continued on how it was also done to boost the American economy. "Oh, via the war," I said. No, I was wrong, it was because all of the construction companies had to come and clean it up, and that boosted the economy. And because of the increased patriotism, these companies had American flags on their equipment. And you know who owned that? (either the flags or the equipment or the advertising, I do not know, I couldn't get her to explain beyond "the stuff") Trump owned it. 9/11 was an inside job to get Trump elected.

I didn't think you could be bad at being a 9/11 truther, but lo and behold, I have seen the light. She doesn't remember 9/11 at all, does she?

(Oh, she thinks the KKK and Nazis are the same thing and said that Hitler was one of their important people. "An Imperial Wizard? Grand Dragon?" I asked. "No, I mean the KKK clan," she answered.)

The Ku Klux Klan clan.

I don't like rap. I mentioned that I was annoyed with a manager at a previous job for playing Nigga Nigga Nigga over the deli radio at 2:30 AM every morning. I'm racist for that.

Boy, I hope you literally mean this exact song. That would have made my morning, every morning.

(This song is a satire, btw.)

 

[Vorhtbame]

Recently picked up a second job involving dogs. One of my coworkers is a real gem. Los Angeles-born Mexican woman from a pretty wealthy family. Late 20s, mildly chunky, unevenly dyed blue hair, really feminine. First week I met her, she had to report back to LA because she was arrested for bringing a stainless steel butterfly knife onto a plane at LAX. She argued that it was racism because the knife was dull and thus a training knife and also racism because they had the Mexican TSA agent talk to her about it in Spanish. This was just the start of my insight into this kaleidoscope of a person.

Spoiler: On 9/11

Sincerely believes that 9/11 was an inside job done by Bush and "That other guy." No, I couldn't figure out who the other guy was. I even pulled up a list of every influential person involved and I still couldn't narrow it down. They framed two innocent Muslim men when it was FBI/CIA (she kept switching) agents who flew the plane into the towers. I asked about the Pentagon. She said what. The reason for doing this was declare war and get oil, increase racism against all brown races (including Mexican which was why she was arrested for the butterfly knife) and keep Republicans in power. I asked about the PATRIOT act. She said what, paused, then clarified that increasing patriotism was part of the plan too in order to indoctrinate the youth for American Hitler Youth via the Pledge of Allegiance. I said no, I mean the PATRIOT act. She didn't understand then continued on how it was also done to boost the American economy. "Oh, via the war," I said. No, I was wrong, it was because all of the construction companies had to come and clean it up, and that boosted the economy. And because of the increased patriotism, these companies had American flags on their equipment. And you know who owned that? (either the flags or the equipment or the advertising, I do not know, I couldn't get her to explain beyond "the stuff") Trump owned it. 9/11 was an inside job to get Trump elected.

Spoiler: On The American Flag

She believes it should be illegal to fly the American flag or have it anywhere outside of the border of Canada, and even then, it should just be at places to show that you're in America and not Canada now. It makes her physically angry when she sees it on buildings or on equipment and she fantasizes about making "one of those Russian beers that explode" and destroying them. She hates people who wear the American flag. They're all Cishet white male KKK nazis. (Oh, she thinks the KKK and Nazis are the same thing and said that Hitler was one of their important people. "An Imperial Wizard? Grand Dragon?" I asked. "No, I mean the KKK clan," she answered.) She wishes that she could lynch them. Thinking about destroying the flag excites her. No, I did not ask if she meant sexually. I asked what about other flags? She said it was okay to fly them because it's a symbol of pride in their culture. What about flying the Canadian flag in the middle of Canada away from the border? "That's okay," she answered. I gave up.

Back in Highschool, her teacher told her that it was indoctrination to stand for the Pledge. "Like that Kool-aid thing," she said. "It was flavor-aid," I said, "They couldn't afford kool-aid." She blinked, said "Same, capitalism sucks," and continued. No, I don't think she understood. Because she couldn't be arrested for it, she started kneeling during the Pledge. Everyone was shocked because she was the good girl in school with the best grades in class. I doubt this. But because of her, everyone started doing it, teachers too, until everyone just ignored it when they played the Pledge over the intercom. When she saw Kaepernick do it years later, she was annoyed that he got attention for it because he was a man, and not her.

Most of my clothes feature the American flag, camo patterns, etc. I came in to pick up my paycheck on my day off. She snorted and said "Nice Nazi gear," and muttered about how all men were the same.

America should be nuked.

Spoiler: On Language

She entered a dog into our system as Sesar. While I was talking with the owner, I said it was a unique spelling. The owner was confused. It's meant to be Caesar, so I fixed it. I mentioned it later so she could find the dog in the system and she defended herself saying that she didn't care about English. I pointed out that it's Latin. She said that Latin and English are the same. She hates colonialist languages, so she doesn't care about Latin. Real languages like Spanish were what people should speak.

A local ad keeps playing on our radio about "Shit zoos" and not Shih Tzus. I commented about it, then she asked what was wrong. When I told her the right way to say it, she said that she did know that, after all, she took 4 years of French so of course she knows how to pronounce a French name like Shih Tzu.

I speak German and am learning Russian. "Good thing you're not white," she said, "Or I'd think you're a Trump supporter." At that moment, I decided that ever bringing up my time making calls for a Republican office for the wages of pizza and a free MAGA hat would be an unwise action.

Spoiler: On Music

Country playlists and playing Country on the radio is racist. No, the jury is still out on if Country songs by themselves are racist.

It's discrimination to not play rap. Unless it's rap by white men. Rap by white men is appropriation and racist.

Every Holiday season, she writes a letter to corporate asking to take "Baby It's cold outside" off the Christmas playlist. It's misogynistic and encourages date rape.

I don't like rap. I mentioned that I was annoyed with a manager at a previous job for playing Nigga Nigga Nigga over the deli radio at 2:30 AM every morning. I'm racist for that.

It's racist to play Christian music. Even if it's not Christian music and just a song that mentions God, it's racist. Most Christmas songs are racist. I like Christmas. I'm racist for that.

Spoiler: On Identity

Men don't care about dogs and will neglect them.

White people are the worst race when it comes to taking care of dogs. I said that white girls seem pretty intimate with their dogs. She said that it's because white people see them as an accessory, like they used to see slaves.

Straight people don't know how to care for dogs. If they don't have kids, they spoil the dog like it's their kid. If they do, they neglect and abuse the dog.

She considers herself "queer" because she would fuck Madonna (past and modern.)

I used to live in an infamously rural and right-wing area. Loved it. Because I loved it and my closest friends are from there, I was brainwashed apparently. They do that. Just like in Get Out. It's almost a documentary, she said. She was surprised that I didn't get lynched.

I'm visiting Nebraska at some point. She thinks I'm going to get lynched.

Everyone in Southern states and Midwest states are KKK Nazis. Unless they're minorities. Then they're oppressed and enslaved.

A frequent customer is white, 25, single, and lives with his parents. She frequently mocks him the moment he leaves and it's okay because he probably brings his mom on dates with him and is probably a dickbag and that's why he can't get pussy. He's also probably racist and a nazi, like all single men.

Oh, Koresh, you must keep pumping her for information. This is hilarious.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I didn't think you could be bad at being a 9/11 truther, but lo and behold, I have seen the light. She doesn't remember 9/11 at all, does she?

She does sound young enough to remember the event. But I don't think she was old enough to understand the political changes that happened afterward, like the signing of the patriot act.

She entered a dog into our system as Sesar. While I was talking with the owner, I said it was a unique spelling. The owner was confused. It's meant to be Caesar, so I fixed it. I mentioned it later so she could find the dog in the system and she defended herself saying that she didn't care about English. I pointed out that it's Latin. She said that Latin and English are the same. She hates colonialist languages, so she doesn't care about Latin. Real languages like Spanish were what people should speak.

A local ad keeps playing on our radio about "Shit zoos" and not Shih Tzus. I commented about it, then she asked what was wrong. When I told her the right way to say it, she said that she did know that, after all, she took 4 years of French so of course she knows how to pronounce a French name like Shih Tzu.

I speak German and am learning Russian. "Good thing you're not white," she said, "Or I'd think you're a Trump supporter." At that moment, I decided that ever bringing up my time making calls for a Republican office for the wages of pizza and a free MAGA hat would be an unwise action.

Hopefully she knows that Spanish originated from Spain; a colonialist country from Europe. I would love to see what would happen if she met a Spaniard who spoke Spanish fluently.

 

[Koresh]

Boy, I hope you literally mean this exact song. That would have made my morning, every morning.

(This song is a satire, btw.)

It was that exact song. Nearly everyday for a year at 2:30 AM while I cut meat and made salad and sausages. It's funny maybe the first month. After that of only sleeping 3 hours a night and being surrounded by the reek of meat and sausage, it drives you mad. I had to leave for the sake of my sanity. Just hearing "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA" brings back the smell of Dietz and Watson brand ham.

Oh, Koresh, you must keep pumping her for information. This is hilarious.

She's easily one of the highlights of this job. Not a day goes by without one of her stunning pearls of wisdom. I plan on sharing everything golden, it's too good not to.

She does sound young enough to remember the event. But I don't think she was old enough to understand the political changes that happened afterward, like the signing of the patriot act.



Hopefully she knows that Spanish originated from Spain; a colonialist country from Europe. I would love to see what would happen if she met a Spaniard who spoke Spanish fluently.

I think she was too young to actually have any memories of it and now most of her memories is based off of tumblr and the fact that she lives in a liberal cesspool between two of the biggest liberal cesspools in the country. Her argument about Spanish is shockingly sound. I mean, compared to her 9/11 spiel. Mexican Spanish is different, so it's been "reclaimed" in her mind, thus superior. She's also fine with white people speaking it, as long as they're fluent. If they're not, she's sweet to their face then immediately tears into them behind their back and reports them to a manager as being racist. It's nuts seeing how fast she switches from sweet customer service mode to vindictive cunt.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I think she was too young to actually have any memories of it and now most of her memories is based off of tumblr and the fact that she lives in a liberal cesspool between two of the biggest liberal cesspools in the country. Her argument about Spanish is shockingly sound. I mean, compared to her 9/11 spiel. Mexican Spanish is different, so it's been "reclaimed" in her mind, thus superior. She's also fine with white people speaking it, as long as they're fluent. If they're not, she's sweet to their face then immediately tears into them behind their back and reports them to a manager as being racist. It's nuts seeing how fast she switches from sweet customer service mode to vindictive cunt.

So in a way it's different because brown people are more likely to speak it compared to their white counterparts who speak English.

 

[Positron]

I plan on sharing everything golden, it's too good not to.

Does she comment that some dog breeds are especially racist? E.g. labrador owners are such white rich cishets and they never give a damn to the misery of colored queers?

 

[Koresh]

Does she comment that some dog breeds are especially racist? E.g. Labrador owners are such white rich cishets and they never give a damn to the misery of colored queers?

Dachshunds, Chihuahuas with food names like "Taco" or "Sriracha", Corgis, and Bichon Frise. Every time we have to interact with one, even if she's not the one actually working with the dog, she will bitch about how they're the white men of dogs. Except Bichon Frise. Those are the privileged white girls. But Dachshunds and Corgis especially. Even my favorite corgi to work with, Mr. Big Rigs, is satan in her eyes.

Speaking of Sriracha, this isn't very SJW, just absolutely bizarre and pretty indicative of just how she is in general. We had a smaller dog come in, some wire terrier I think. It was named Chalupa. The owner mentioned she wanted to dress him up for Halloween. My coworker said, "Oh just dress him like a chalupa!" and I asked if she meant that the owner just put him in a big poofy taco shell looking thing. She insisted that that was not what a chalupa was and that, being latina, she knows what a chalupa is. Fast forward several minutes later of both of us getting more and more frustrated and I end up having to pull up a picture of what she's actually talking about. A bottle of sriracha.

Her defense was that Taco Bell's chalupas weren't real chalupas, which was what I was describing, so how could I have known either.

In that moment, I hadn't understood that I'd found gold. All I wanted was to either slap a bitch or die.

 

[Meowthkip]

It was that exact song. Nearly everyday for a year at 2:30 AM while I cut meat and made salad and sausages. It's funny maybe the first month. After that of only sleeping 3 hours a night and being surrounded by the reek of meat and sausage, it drives you mad. I had to leave for the sake of my sanity. Just hearing "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA" brings back the smell of Dietz and Watson brand ham.

I must say, this completely fascinates me.

It's almost ritualistic.

Even my favorite corgi to work with, Mr. Big Rigs, is satan in her eyes.

NOT MR. BIG RIGS!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Dachshunds, Chihuahuas with food names like "Taco" or "Sriracha", Corgis, and Bichon Frise. Every time we have to interact with one, even if she's not the one actually working with the dog, she will bitch about how they're the white men of dogs. Except Bichon Frise. Those are the privileged white girls. But Dachshunds and Corgis especially. Even my favorite corgi to work with, Mr. Big Rigs, is satan in her eyes.

Speaking of Sriracha, this isn't very SJW, just absolutely bizarre and pretty indicative of just how she is in general. We had a smaller dog come in, some wire terrier I think. It was named Chalupa. The owner mentioned she wanted to dress him up for Halloween. My coworker said, "Oh just dress him like a chalupa!" and I asked if she meant that the owner just put him in a big poofy taco shell looking thing. She insisted that that was not what a chalupa was and that, being latina, she knows what a chalupa is. Fast forward several minutes later of both of us getting more and more frustrated and I end up having to pull up a picture of what she's actually talking about. A bottle of sriracha.

Her defense was that Taco Bell's chalupas weren't real chalupas, which was what I was describing, so how could I have known either.

In that moment, I hadn't understood that I'd found gold. All I wanted was to either slap a bitch or die.

Deary me. How can anyone be as fuck-stupid as her and not forget to breathe.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Deary me. How can anyone be as fuck-stupid as her and not forget to breathe.

There are women like this in every country, probably since ancient times, too. Wonder if they should be considered a separate race.

 

[Damn Near]

I accidentally said "yes sir" to a tranny working at a coffee shop yesterday morning, but he didn't say anything, possibly due to him being a 100lb twink in a dress

 

[Star Child]

I've recently gone back to playing the browser game Flight Rising after taking a massive break, and I swear I don't remember the site being as pozzed as it is now. No @UnsufficentBoobage I'm still not over this I'm pretty sure it's been fully culturally colonized at this point because everyone talks like a 15 year-old enby tumblr user.

Maybe I'm exaggerating, but I'm serious when I say that I have no idea how to talk to these people. I don't know how to function in an environment where I have to constantly walk on eggshells and being myself feels like a liability.

sadly i play FR obsessively because i really like the art/aesthetics, but GOD the entire community is just full of cringy tumblr fucks. there's even a tumblr "FR drama" blog a friend showed me and it's got just about the content you'd expect. it's dramarising.com and good lord do they love to go on about pixel dragons and how oppressed stuff in a pointless game makes them or whatever. makes me wanna quit this damn site for good

 

[scathefire]

sadly i play FR obsessively because i really like the art/aesthetics, but GOD the entire community is just full of cringy tumblr fucks. there's even a tumblr "FR drama" blog a friend showed me and it's got just about the content you'd expect. it's dramarising.com and good lord do they love to go on about pixel dragons and how oppressed stuff in a pointless game makes them or whatever. makes me wanna quit this damn site for good

Oh shit, I remember dramarising. Was wondering if it still existed, I guess this answers my question.

(1,000-year Fourth Reich in Flight Rising when?)

 

[Terrorist]

I've never had serious encounters with SJWs IRL, but I have had encounters with orthodox communists. I used to see Trotskyists passing out their newspapers (which is classic Trot shit) outside [university I went to]. They were nuts but I gotta say, I respect them far more than the SJWs; at least the commies had the balls to go against mainstream globohomo. SJWs are shabbos lefties for corporate neoliberalism.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I've never had serious encounters with SJWs IRL, but I have had encounters with orthodox communists. I used to see Trotskyists passing out their newspapers (which is classic Trot shit) outside [university I went to]. They were nuts but I gotta say, I respect them far more than the SJWs; at least the commies had the balls to go against mainstream globohomo. SJWs are shabbos lefties for corporate neoliberalism.

Socialist Worker, no doubt. All out forever tomorrow!

 

[Terrorist]

Socialist Worker, no doubt. All out forever tomorrow!

That was exactly it lol

 

[tasty humane burger]

I've never had serious encounters with SJWs IRL, but I have had encounters with orthodox communists. I used to see Trotskyists passing out their newspapers (which is classic Trot shit) outside [university I went to]. They were nuts but I gotta say, I respect them far more than the SJWs; at least the commies had the balls to go against mainstream globohomo. SJWs are shabbos lefties for corporate neoliberalism.

The Commies who hang out at my campus handing out info REE about the "Labour Party right" and how they should be deselected yet are there on behalf of the Socialist/Communist/Other Weird Far-Left Party. They are a strange bunch and somehow all wear flat caps.

 

[AnOminous]

The Commies who hang out at my campus handing out info REE about the "Labour Party right" and how they should be deselected yet are there on behalf of the Socialist/Communist/Other Weird Far-Left Party. They are a strange bunch and somehow all wear flat caps.

It's viewed as a prole thing to wear I believe, perhaps because Lenin wore one. He was always one of the more stylish classic Commies.

 

[tasty humane burger]

It's viewed as a prole thing to wear I believe, perhaps because Lenin wore one. He was always one of the more stylish classic Commies.

That's good to know, I never made that connection. I always assumed it was to identify fellow Comrades.

 

[CWCissey]

It's viewed as a prole thing to wear I believe, perhaps because Lenin wore one. He was always one of the more stylish classic Commies.

It's a stereotype for working class Northerners, I imagine they couldn't get whippets.

Peaky Blinders has also led to a resurgence in the flat cap.