I used to work in an open-space with five other people, one of them a living, breathing caricature of a SJW. The stereotypical rainbow-haired, unfuckable goblin with hairy legs who can't go one day without spewing some woke bullshit. She was always a nuisance, but since there were six of us her ramblings were usually drowned out. We used to joke that she had put us all in her Death Note for not being woke enough.
Alas, the company I work at had to downsize, and the other four were let go. Now it's just me and her and with me being the only target she can focus her compulsive need to purity-check people on my God has going to work become a fucking drag. Every time I do not show any interest in whatever bullshit she happens to be talking about (which is always, my number one rule when dealing with those tards is to never engage) she'll throw a snide remark on how unacceptably un-woke I am.
My biggest WTF moment with that goblin is when she (completely out of nowhere) started talking about Daddies and Littles, sick freaks on whom we have a thread
here. When I bluntly told her I thought they were sick fucks, she lost her shit because "if it's all consensual it's ok, and they're not doing anything to harm you anyway you privileged white man !" and I was left flabbergasted, having never before encountered a person with her head shoved so far up her hairy ass that defending pedophile degenerates and their fetishist victims was the right thing to do.
Oh and she's bisexual and asexual, wrap your head around that one. I never asked her how the fuck it's supposed to work, I know her answer will make me lose brain cells.
