So one time, back in 2008, my friend Mark and I were fucking around smacking one another, when Mark decided to make a game out of it. He suddenly got this REALLY SERIOUS look on his face and said, with complete seriousness:
"I've got Cancer."
A moment of awkward silence passes. Mark pokes my arm.
"Now you've got Cancer."
From that moment, the two of us moved on to fucking around as we headed uptown, playing a game of Cancer Tag as we hurried to meet a mutual friend of ours for lunch and then a trip to the movies. One of our other mutual acquaintances, however, overheard out game of Cancer Tag and took offense, bitching us out loudly for our trangression of insensativity, and hearing no argument as to us just light-heartedly fucking around. Finally, dispirited and defeated, Mark sadly said we would not play Cancer Tag anymore.
At this point, I poked Mark's shoulder.
"...You've got AIDS, now."
Cue more screaming. Surprising exactly no one, the mutual acquaintance that yelled at us over Cancer Tag is a raging SJW now.