Plagued Encyclopedia Dramatica - Capitulation: The Thread

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Yeah @TheGame ED already pointed it out. I think it's getting DDOSed because the sped running this wiki forgot to encrypt it and protect it right. Maybe Namecheap is doing something weird behind the scenes who knows?
I'm pretty sure this is unrelated to whatever Namecheap is doing, but knowing that the crats got caught in 4K making the same mistakes we did, they probably took it down themselves while they move their wiki to another host.
 
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Some of us actually tried. I wrote some pretty good satire articles for ED that were actually meant to be funny AND actually educational on the subject. Unfortunately, articles like mine were just a drop of beer in a bucket of wet dog shit.
They let too many faggy cunts write whatever they wanted, so for one good article, we got dozens of shitty articles that weren't funny every week.

The whole point of ED was to rip on popular figures as lolcows purely because it was funny. It's supposed to be 90% brutal truth about someone with 10% gut busting hilarity sprinkled throughout to keep it from being boring. When it goes off that track, nobody wants or cares if the site comes back up or not. Maybe if it does come up again they should have some better quality control.

I'd be happy to contribute again, assuming the site manages to get a good lightning strike to revive its undead corpse, but what's the point? It's just going to go down again for some stupid fucking reason, and I will probably have to repost all of my backed up articles again, plus all of the god damned images. 😑

We need a wiki we can write about lolcows on that isn't run by chimps fighting over the same dildo. And no, I don't mean fucking Uncyclopedia. Don't get me wrong, they are a solid C-. But they don't have the same edge that ED does. It's like a rehab clinic for satire addicts - just barely funny enough to keep you from swallowing a bullet, but never more than that. It's almost like they're trying to wean you off of the hard stuff. It's just not the same as that smooth ED black tar heroin.

I am extra salty because I just recently got back into ED and was about to start writing again before the site shut down. So now I have satirical blue balls. FFS just pick an admin that isn't a fucking bum. How is that so hard??
We could always make a new website, I guess.
 
.Wil disappeared for 2 reasons:

1. He got married and probably thought devoting quality time to his new wife and marriage had longterm advantages over non-stop sh*t posting. Remember, he was a firehose of meme posts - it‘s time consuming.

2. He won the FOTY award and let’s just say he was nonplussed about it.
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Finally, some actual truth. I liked .wil, glad to hear he's happy and moved on. I wish he was the ED admin.
 
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>people itt believing quench
wil fucked off ED sphere because fat mexican pedophile was doxing him and tried to fuck with him irl. he was a discordfag anyways, towards the end he didn't have a lot to do with wiki and even less with forums except for being autistic about CSS and removing shit that wasn't on EDF2 the site he barely lurked
he now runs a chud right telegram meme page with 10k followers, if he's happy i'm happy
 
you wouldn't use ed even if it went up the day she made that comment.
It just proves that the sped's ED with the .top domain lasted longer than the "official" ED with the .wtf domain, I made that joke already, so I'm not going to again, but I should've kept this joke just for you and your dead wikisite instead.
Encyclopedia Dramatica an hero any% 2 days 20:32 WR
BTW it only lasted a day and on day 1 had red links on the homepage and no SSL cert. how do you fuck that up?
 
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>people itt believing quench
wil fucked off ED sphere because fat mexican pedophile was doxing him and tried to fuck with him irl. he was a discordfag anyways didn't have a lot to do with wiki and even less with forums except for being autistic about CSS and removing shit that wasn't on EDF2 the site he barely lurked
he now runs a chud right telegram meme page with 10k followers, if he's happy i'm happy

It just proves that the sped's ED with the .top domain lasted longer than the "official" ED with the .wtf domain, I made that joke already, so I'm not going to again, but I should've kept this joke just for you and your dead wikisite instead.

BTW it only lasted a day and on day 1 had red links on the homepage and no SSL cert. how do you fuck that up?
cry about it nigger
 
Aren't you the guys who wanted to bring back this dying fossil and can't even do that right? :tomgirl:
Who's really crying between the 2 of us?
if you scroll far enough which i understood is shunned upon in local culture you'll see i'm a huge proponent of the "let it die" school of handling encyclopedia dramatica
 
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