Plagued Encyclopedia Dramatica - Capitulation: The Thread

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ADN_VIII said:
So which admin stole the server funds for smack this time?
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MarioMario456 probably.
Bootsy said:
Neither make sense. Hosting companies don't seize websites. That's like, something the FBI does for criminal websites. The hosting company would've just shut off service. And I wouldn't wouldn't trust a word that GOI says.


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Nigger, this is literally what happened to Kiwifarms. Any registrar can seize your domain for any reason or no reason at all.
Welcome to clown world, enjoy your stay.
 
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chuj said:
NO IT'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS AND NOBODY CARED ABOUT IT EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO MAKE NEW ARTICLES KNEW IT'S DEAD LOL NOT ENOUGH FRESH AUTISM TO KEEP IT ROLLING

BTW LOL'D @ JANNIES FOR MERGING MY POSTS INTO ONES RAISE SOME OF THEM DINO NUGGIES YOU BUY WITH YOUR $0,0/H SALARY TO MY HEALTH
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EDF was quite popular and you know it, Chuj! I am heartbroken.

 
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Bootsy said:
Some of us actually tried. I wrote some pretty good satire articles for ED that were actually meant to be funny AND actually educational on the subject. Unfortunately, articles like mine were just a drop of beer in a bucket of wet dog shit.
They let too many faggy cunts write whatever they wanted, so for one good article, we got dozens of shitty articles that weren't funny every week.

The whole point of ED was to rip on popular figures as lolcows purely because it was funny. It's supposed to be 90% brutal truth about someone with 10% gut busting hilarity sprinkled throughout to keep it from being boring. When it goes off that track, nobody wants or cares if the site comes back up or not. Maybe if it does come up again they should have some better quality control.

I'd be happy to contribute again, assuming the site manages to get a good lightning strike to revive its undead corpse, but what's the point? It's just going to go down again for some stupid fucking reason, and I will probably have to repost all of my backed up articles again, plus all of the god damned images. 😑

We need a wiki we can write about lolcows on that isn't run by chimps fighting over the same dildo. And no, I don't mean fucking Uncyclopedia. Don't get me wrong, they are a solid C-. But they don't have the same edge that ED does. It's like a rehab clinic for satire addicts - just barely funny enough to keep you from swallowing a bullet, but never more than that. It's almost like they're trying to wean you off of the hard stuff. It's just not the same as that smooth ED black tar heroin.

I am extra salty because I just recently got back into ED and was about to start writing again before the site shut down. So now I have satirical blue balls. FFS just pick an admin that isn't a fucking bum. How is that so hard??
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Encyclopedia Kiwifarmica would be great if only because posters who sufficiently pissed off enough people for the temerity of different opinions would have hit piece articles on them and we can laugh at the authors.

I think we should do absolutely do this.
 
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TheGame ED said:
The admin in question went into hiding because people kept sending him hate mail, dragon dildos, none pizza with left beef, or any combination thereof.
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Factually incorrect.

Shortly after Adezero pulled that, Kaizen was in talks to hand it off to someone before Pax mysteriously swooped in and kiked it off his hands instead, but Kaizen was just done with it and fucked off, if you want the closest thing to the actual story I can verify.

Adezero also threatened IHM with ligation, and directly mentioned Kaizen. Bother her for screenshots, She also reached out to Pax but received no response because he is afraid of women, probably.

.wil on the other hand fucked off cause he got sick of being bothered about the forums like a sissy faggot wetnurse

Quence said:
EDF was quite popular and you know it, Chuj! I am heartbroken.

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the forums have sucked since day 1 but you have sucked far longer

Edit: Forum has been up for literal hours and nobody's even bothered mentioning it here, even after the 2nd edit lol
 
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Homicide said:
.wil on the other hand f***ed off cause he got sick of being bothered about the forums like a sissy faggot wetnurse


the forums have sucked since day 1 but you have sucked far longer

Edit: Forum has been up for literal hours and nobody's even bothered mentioning it here, even after the 2nd edit lol
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.Wil disappeared for 2 reasons:

1. He got married and probably thought devoting quality time to his new wife and marriage had longterm advantages over non-stop sh*t posting. Remember, he was a firehose of meme posts - it‘s time consuming.

2. He won the FOTY award and let’s just say he was nonplussed about it.
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The forums were great and you don’t mean those cruel words you said about me!
TittlyWinks ;) said:
So where are you posting now, Quence? You were my favorite :) Liked and subscribed.
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Aww, thank you for that kind sentiment.

If you don’t mind me asking, what was your regged name on EDF?
 
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Hang on... if the forum only contains things up to mid-2021, does this mean all of Moonrunes' shit is gone?
 
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Freya said:
mariomario is a venezuelan sperg nobody from the ED community liked. the people that actually contributed to the site have the real version. It will be up soon.
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I kind of like the older version. There's more freedom to do things with it.
 
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