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Sometimes I revisit ED for the lulz to relive the old internet. I'm amazed how many pages have been untouched, preserved in time since the late 2000s. Whenever a mirror of ED goes up it's like stepping into a time machine. There's a lot of things I don't miss, but that doesn't mean all of it was bad.
 
The Noise said:
Over a decade later, ED users still despise DeGrippo for this move
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As they should. I was never a registered user but i do remember the day when i wanted to just read about some spergs some more and got greeted by that OhInternet bullshit. Fuck DeHippo. I might be misremembering but there were tons of articles gone after the restoration, not only WhatPort80 stuff. Some of the portals were absolutely barebones afterwards.

Anyways, good rewrite, nice trip down memory lane.

The Noise said:
Jacob Stellmach / Ass Napkins
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Never gets old :story:
 
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The Noise said:
Is there anything noteworthy about EDF besides what I've already written? I could barely find any info about it that wasn't directly from ED because it's been deleted and remade who knows how many times. Basically all I know is that the original site used vBulletin, Zaiger said to not write negatively about GamerGate because it got the site traffic, and Stellmach put it on phpBB for a bit.

Also, who was Likeicare? How important was he? It seems like he was part of the old guard with a couple of other oldfags but I'm not really sure.
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Site used XenForo v1.21 when I was around. I overhauled both the hosting and MediaWiki. There were actual bots on the wiki when I was around.
Forum was a lot more active then the wiki near the end.

LikeIcare was... Important. My memory might be lying to me. But he was a pure force of chaos.
When he wasn't selling his ass or ED for heroin money - Zaiger was kinda important too.

neger psykolog said:
I don't understand the hate for this, that's a good password?
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No, it is not.

TheGame ED said:
Yes, I have a couple.

Do you remember how Likeicare in particular used to generate messages through the XenForo admin console in such a way that made it look like the targeted user sent the... I want to say "forged" message, while not showing up in moderator logs?
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I do - one of the primary reason I never gave him neither ED nor EDF. And he offered some serious cach for it. In hindsight, I should have accepted the offer.
Just to see the piece of shit get arrested - probably on Live TV too.
TheGame ED said:
What do you intend to do with the backups?
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Nothing. And that is the final answer.
TheGame ED said:
Do you have any words to say regarding Mr. Moulton's arrest?
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Who is Mr. Moulton
TheGame ED said:
If ED were to be re-re-re(etc.)-built under new management, would you do it all over again?
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Depending on the management, I could provide pro-bono sysadmin duties. But be an owner and directly involved with the website running - Never.

Dyn said:
How many times did you get laid through being the king of ED?
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0. You would be surprised how many people in Serbia don't know ED ever existed.

Also I remembered one dude who was all right, and who'd I'd really like to talk to. Oddguy, if youre reading this. Still the same Sibin Grasic on facebook, and you can reach me both on signal an telegram - @SeeBeen. HMU.

I'll send Ade this thread too - she and Rock could surely add more context to these things.
 
SeeBeen said:
No, it is not.
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what are you talking about? niggers1 is a great password.
DarksydePhil used to have his password for everything as mrstupid1 (no, that is not a joke or sarcasm that was literally his password)
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Phil lecturing people on internet safety during the prestream was such sweet irony, considering he used mrstupid1 as his password for all his shit back in the day.
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JimiHendrix said:
pretty sure when the mrstupid1 password leaked it was found out he had a premium brazzers account.
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DSP is a pretty smart guy, so if he used mrstupid1 then niggers1 is a pretty good password.
 
SeeBeen said:
Who is Mr. Moulton
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This bitch right here
SeeBeen said:
Depending on the management, I could provide pro-bono sysadmin duties. But be an owner and directly involved with the website running - Never.
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Admin, maybe developer, but not outright manager. I can't say anything concrete, but we might have something for you in the future.
SeeBeen said:
Also I remembered one dude who was all right, and who'd I'd really like to talk to. Oddguy, if youre reading this. Still the same Sibin Grasic on facebook, and you can reach me both on signal an telegram - @SeeBeen. HMU.
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I have his 'cord, I'll let him know you're alive and want to speak to him.
 
TheGame ED said:
This bitch right here

Admin, maybe developer, but not outright manager. I can't say anything concrete, but we might have something for you in the future.

I have his 'cord, I'll let him know you're alive and want to speak to him.
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Just get servers I tell you, I have the same ansible setup saved. I can get full infra loaded in like 2 hours :D email me at i.am at sib dot ing
But again - don't count on backups. Those will not see the light of day.
Dyn said:
Not even with Adezero? How is that even possible?
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What?

TheGame ED said:
This bitch right here

I have his 'cord, I'll let him know you're alive and want to speak to him.
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Well fuck onideus. Aahahahahah Stupid fucking moron thought that by doxxing me he can do me damage.
At that moment like 60% of Serbia didn't speak english fluently.

Regarding oddguy. I'm @SeeBeen on discord as well. He can PM me.
Thanks a lot man - you really did me a sold right there.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
I remember reading ED all the time when I was bored shitless in the 2000's. I'd love more about the content and many characters - either users or featured - on the site during that decade.
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The UK sections are decent quality and still re-readable. It's mostly about the celebrity pedo network, but that's most of what the country is anyway.
Mike Matei's Penis said:
Is the "offended" page still up
I remember it being very NSFL
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Yes and yes. Those who hurt cats deserve a millstone up the anus before they're thrown into the sea.
 
Dr. Butt said:
The UK sections are decent quality and still re-readable. It's mostly about the celebrity pedo network, but that's most of what the country is anyway.
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The one thing about ED that I distinctly remember was all the 2000's era furries it catalogued. Shit was fun to read at 2 AM when I couldn't sleep and had fuck all to do.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
The one thing about ED that I distinctly remember was all the 2000's era furries it catalogued. Shit was fun to read at 2 AM when I couldn't sleep and had fuck all to do.
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Ah yes. Werechu, Firedarkdragon, Dracoguard, Fists the Echidna, Dragonfan, Prince Jeremy, Allan... true classics.
 
Buzz Killington said:
Sometimes I revisit ED for the lulz to relive the old internet. I'm amazed how many pages have been untouched, preserved in time since the late 2000s. Whenever a mirror of ED goes up it's like stepping into a time machine. There's a lot of things I don't miss, but that doesn't mean all of it was bad.
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It is the ironic counterculture of the 20 years ago time. Which is like fourteen internet eras or so. It is like being reminiscent of disco in the 90s.
 
Dr. Butt said:
The UK sections are decent quality and still re-readable. It's mostly about the celebrity pedo network, but that's most of what the country is anyway.

Yes and yes. Those who hurt cats deserve a millstone up the anus before they're thrown into the sea.
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anyone still have a copy of that page? I gotta see it. I knew the UK's celebrity pedo network was that serious, just look at Jimmy Saville
 
SeeBeen said:
What?
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They're referring to the fact that Ade has fucked Zaiger, Aediot and Conrad. She has a habit of fucking whoever's in charge of ED.

Also, she and Conrad don't really seem to be on the best terms with ED now. They both flipped out (supposedly over Ade's titty pics being on the wiki) and ended up doxing Kaizen.

Oh, also just want to point out that "TheGame ED" is that fucking idiot Pastor Of Muppets/Camel.
 
Who gives a hot buttered shit who I am or not.

Ever since Sibin left, it's been "another owner, another willing fleshlight" for the same three crats BlackRock-ing everything into the ground since before the pandemic. You would be forgiven for thinking I got just the tiniest bit sick of it.

Oh well. We all make mistakes.
 
TheGame ED said:
Who gives a hot buttered shit who I am or not.

Ever since Sibin left, it's been "another owner, another willing fleshlight" for the same three crats BlackRock-ing everything into the ground since before the pandemic. You would be forgiven for thinking I got just the tiniest bit sick of it.

Oh well. We all make mistakes.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but I feel that Sibin has a right to know that he's talking to a fucking jackoff whose rap sheet includes:

  • Getting the ED discord server banned.
  • Getting Baka's Discord account banned.
  • Sending butthole pics for an unban.
  • Seceding from ED to make an ED clone with his 17-year-old Venezuelan boyfriend.
 
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