England/UK hate thread - Give me your best anti-UK/Pro USA memes - 1776 will rise again

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Sir, this is the thread for anti-UK/pro-USA memes. The terves Vs transvestite fights are down the corridor in the Beauty Parlour
They can shit on us but every bong I know who has visited says they love the place even though they only stick to major cities which a majority of americans designate as shitholes
Speaking as a bong, all the genned up "hurr death to the Bri'ish" "hurr I support the IRA because my granddad once saw a pint of Guinness" shit makes me sad. We're brother cultures with a shared heritage and if my field of work didn't require US citizenship I'd be moving to Montana or Wyoming in a heartbeat.

Far too many British people don't appreciate that the US is a continent sized country with innumerable different cultures, accents, cuisines *none of which are 21st century British* and if you do things differently over there, it's because you are a different country.

In short, we should put our differences aside, appreciate the similarities and team up to reconquer your gay, french hat. The day of the rake cannot come soon enough.
 
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Britain is called TERF island for a reason, this is where most of the world's TERFs reside. Outside of Britain and a few TERFs in Trump's America no one really gives a fuck about trans people.
 
about how much you hate white people and Christians,
If you actually read my post you quoted you will see I have no issue with anyone being Christian or Shinto or Jew or any religion you want. Just don't shove it down the throats of kids and let people choose for themselves.
 
Reading a wiki this line confused me:
suddenly feeling sick as the result of eating too many jacket potatoes
And I thought to myself, "how can a person get sick from eating baked potatos"? But of course:

Baked_potato,_UK (1).JPG
 
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I was arrested on suspicion of posting someone else's meme on here.

The UK sucks. We are in the grip of frightening leftist authoritarianism.

I'd get out if I had the money.
Thank you kindly for your time.

@Joy Depression please stfu, you retard. You're bearly smart enough to breathe. Additionally, if you're actually a jeet, kys too. Thank you.
 
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Question to brits, would you give up all overseas territories (BOT for short) if it meant the bongland stops all immigration, deports everybody new from the past 10 years and drops authoritarianism, right here right now. Food for thought, sounds like a good deal to me.
 
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Question to brits, would you give up all overseas territories (BOT for short) if it meant the bongland stops all immigration and drops authoritarianism, right here right now. Food for thought, sounds like a good deal to me.
A stop to migration is not sufficient and will not fix the problem. Throw in remigration and it's a deal.
 
Thank you kindly for your time.

@Joy Depression blabla

That's great, now can we have the Scottish TERF Marion Millar give a tl-dr summary of her charges too?

Marion? Marion?

Oh wait, she's gone. Social media deactivated and disappeared from the face of the internet with the tens of thousands of pounds TERFs donated to her for a court case that never happened. tsk
 
I shit on the Brits a lot, but the reality is I love the UK. I consume huge amounts of British rock music, I love a lot of British fashion (especially the hard mods), and I study a lot of British history since there is so much of it to read that is in English.

What I find most aggravating about the British, though, is their tendency to be vicious assholes for no apparent reason. There have been times that I spoke to a Brit and showed some basic friendliness, for which I received some insult or verbal abuse in direct response. No joke, no shit talking, just an obvious insult. This has occurred even in professional settings. No other society I have encountered does this. It is as though the Brits, as a country, have some complex about American friendliness or Americans in general. The French don't do this as consistently and neither do the Italians. The Germans are close, but not quite there.

Also, the posh Brits are completely autistic. It's like they only know how to interact with other upper-crust Brits and they come across as goofy extraterrestrials to everyone else. There is something deeper than classism going on there.
 
I shit on the Brits a lot, but the reality is I love the UK. I consume huge amounts of British rock music, I love a lot of British fashion (especially the hard mods), and I study a lot of British history since there is so much of it to read that is in English.

What I find most aggravating about the British, though, is their tendency to be vicious assholes for no apparent reason. There have been times that I spoke to a Brit and showed some basic friendliness, for which I received some insult or verbal abuse in direct response. No joke, no shit talking, just an obvious insult. This has occurred even in professional settings. No other society I have encountered does this. It is as though the Brits, as a country, have some complex about American friendliness or Americans in general. The French don't do this as consistently and neither do the Italians. The Germans are close, but not quite there.

Also, the posh Brits are completely autistic. It's like they only know how to interact with other upper-crust Brits and they come across as goofy extraterrestrials to everyone else. There is something deeper than classism going on there.
Oh dear, maybe a bit of a cultural misunderstanding here.

We insult the people we like, are polite to the people we tolerate, and are faultlessly polite to people we think are arseholes.
 
I know the difference between fucking around and being mean.
No you don't understand, you're too stupid to know what an insult is. The British invented those by being an inult to humanity.

Imagine telling someone they weren't being insulted to their face when you weren't even there, lmao. Why are they all like this. Sorry you had to meet a British person Johnny. Sadly they're almost all like that.
 
Imagine telling someone they weren't being insulted to their face when you weren't even there, lmao. Why are they all like this. Sorry you had to meet a British person Johnny. Sadly they're almost all like that.
I've met British people who behave rationally. They are great. The problem is that so many Brits do not behave in any rational way. It's a wonder anything gets done over there.
 
We have too many Muslims, a total loss of a once sprawling industry (so hope you like working low pay service jobs), cost of living rising with no increase in standards, and a government (both sides) that seem to think we are still a great military power that can see off Putler all on our own.
As a gay frog I felt that brother.
We're still better than you tho :tomgirl:
 
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